My Author is Forcing Me to Date

Fans of Gu Miao would rather believe that Gu Miao temporarily retired from the circle to wait for childbirth, and tagged Gu Miao's pregnancy blessing with tears in his eyes.

When Gu Miao woke up, he was blinded by the six words #客邦抱环待生#.

This time even the word "suspect" was omitted.

Too angry to eat.

Before retiring from the circle, Gu Miao walked the red carpet for the last time in January. This was the first grand event of the year in the entertainment industry. There were many stars gathered, and famous artists were invited to come.

In the cold spring, the outdoor temperature dropped below zero, and the dedicated female star was still wearing a tube top and off-the-shoulder dress, with a decent smile and exquisite makeup.

Girl groups are also on this list.

As early as a month ago, the stylist prepared the short indigo dress, focusing on highlighting the long legs of the girl group, and there was no place to put the warm baby on it.

Gu Miao, who had a cold, sneezed loudly as soon as he put on his clothes.The girl group scolded the stylist for being inhumane, while continuing to close their eyes and endure the stylist's slapping of cold styling water on the head, the hair lost its proper heat preservation function and turned into lumps of ice.

The manager stood aside and rubbed his hands, a little worried: "Why don't you put on a long coat regardless of Miao."

Fu Qin, the domineering ghost, whispered in her ears every day that Gu Miao was temporarily staying in the girl group, so don't make her too tired.The manager is also very bitter, who wants to make his little boy sick?

Gu Miao shook his head, signaling that he could.It’s not that he cares about his own image, but that everyone wears the same series of dresses and stands together to take pictures. If he does something special to destroy the overall harmony, tomorrow’s marketing account will have reasons to spread rumors that the girl group is split. Fashion bloggers criticize the girl group’s earthy collocation .

"Ha Qiu!"

The manager's cell phone rang, and the caller ID showed Fu Qin. She rolled her eyes and figured out with her toes what Fu Qin was calling.

Sister Lin flicked the screen in front of Gu Miao, "Quickly change it, Fu Qin is coming to beat someone."

"Hey, Fu Qin, ah, someone came to deliver clothes? Oh, I see..." Sister Lin went out to pick up people while listening.

Fu Qin has a wide network of contacts, and somehow managed to get a long skirt, a long coat, double-layer fleece long johns, and a box of warm babies that have not yet been released this year.

Fu Qin’s designer friend heard that Fu Qin used it for his girlfriend, so he generously took out the design of the bottom of the box, but when he saw that his unseen long skirt was actually going to appear with a long coat, he was so angry that he ate an extra set that day Weight loss meal.And had three hours of cursing with the designer of the jacket over a half-a-world video.

This outfit is neither fish nor fowl, but once it is on Gu Miao's body, the fashion level immediately rises.Gu Miao is tall, tall, and has a good figure, full of demeanor.

Gu Miao was still hesitating: "Otherwise I'd just say I'm sick."

Fu Qin suddenly appeared at the door.

Gu Miao was surprised: I heard the host call the boy group's name, why are you still here?

Captain Fu looks decent today, a gentleman and handsome, and his essence is still obsessed with sex: "Aren't you worried that you won't fit in with the girl group? I'll take you."

The agent echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, the young couple can't go wrong together."

Fu Qin personally pasted four baby warmers on the lining of Gu Miao's coat, which is very considerate.

So Fu Qin and Gu Miao, who played between the men's team and the women's team, were like a pair of jade girls.

The girl group who was frozen into a dog in the ice and snow: My teeth are chattering and I still need to feed me dog food, Ma Ma, I want to fall in love!

Broker: No! ! !Stay single!

When Gu Miao left the stage, he sneezed uncontrollably, and one of the baby warmers on the jacket fell off, and it stood out brightly on the red carpet.

It can be seen that sticking warm babies also requires skills.

Gu Miao was taken aback for a moment, and Fu Qin, the culprit, knelt down very calmly, picked up the warm baby and put it in the pocket of his suit.

After the video was posted, netizens made reasonable reasoning about this series of behaviors.

One, is true love.

[-]. Prove again that Gu Miao is pregnant.

The reasons are as follows: First of all, Gu Miao had a similar experience before, but at that time it was minus three degrees, and he was wearing a backless gauze skirt, which was so tightly packed like yesterday.

Gu Miao: That's because I have a bad cold!

Secondly, Gu Miao resolved any minor accidents by himself quickly, but this time he actually waited for Fu Qin to pick things up for her!Explain what!It means that it is difficult to squat with a big pregnant belly!

Gu Miao: ...lost.

A few days later, the agent contacted Gu Miao, and an advertiser asked him to speak for him.

Gu Miao was pleasantly surprised: "What product?"

I have quit the circle and advertisers are looking for it? !

The coat that Gu Miao wore on the red carpet has become a hot item on Taobao, and its ability to carry goods is so strong that it is not only liked by the working party of students, but also by mothers and pregnant women - they all believe that this coat can cover their stomachs!Put it on and you will be as slim as Gu Miao!

I don't know which copycat store issued the brainwashing package.

The agent faltered: "Mother and baby products, the endorsement fee is considerable."

Gu Miao's chest tightness: ...don't answer!

*****

The boy group announced the addition of a new member.

The first performance was very successful. Fans of the men's group who did not accept Gu Miao before expressed their thoughts after watching it: "I feel that this team is more complete."

Teammate [-]: No, the captain poached his wife.

Teammate [-]: Obviously I also have a girlfriend, but I feel single crit all the time.Puzzling.JPG

At the curtain call, a group of people stood shoulder to shoulder and bent over to express their gratitude, as if they were the best brothers in the world.

With a smile on his face, Gu Miao pulled Fu Qin's hand on his butt to his waist.

What about the 360° camera?

The concert is named "Return", the stadium is located exactly on the Tropic of Cancer, and there is a high-rise hotel nearby.

After the game, Fu Qin refused the proposal to drink with his teammates, and couldn't wait to go back to the hotel with Gu Miao to rest.

Gu Miao hadn't removed his stage makeup yet, so he was very speechless: "Are you going to be so excited? Are you not tired from singing and dancing all night?"

Fu Qin: Not tired.

Looking out from the floor-to-ceiling windows on the top floor of the hotel, the city is full of red lights and the stars are far away.

Fu Qin pressed Gu Miao with a sincere tone: "I heard that it is easier to conceive twins if you do it on the Tropic of Cancer."

A drop of sweat ran down Fu Qin's chin and onto Gu Miao's eyelashes, and Gu Miao suddenly felt his heart burn.

"Where did you hear that... nonsense... um."

……

Half a year later, Gu Miao's former Weibo was updated again.

A piece of women's clothing and Fu Qin's close dance.Gu Miao wore a wig and a mask, and his lower abdomen was flat and delicate when he moved.

Matching words: no!have!Pregnant!pregnant!

Gu Miao held his breath for six months, and finally cleared up the pregnancy rumors by himself.

It's just that it's a bit expensive to dance with Fu Qin in close-fitting women's clothes. A 1-minute video was recorded for one night.

Fans rushed over upon hearing the news, and after watching——

"I beg you to get pregnant!!!"

--"Convex as it comes"-End----

"Counseling"

Time travels to become a poor little fiancé, Song Jin is superficially honest, and his private business spreads all over the country.Inadvertently taking traditional Chinese medicine on the way to buy goods, and having a good time with others, Song Jin smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away very quickly.After returning to Beijing, he found out that the man was actually his fiance's nephew, which was very unreasonable.

Huo Du approached: I heard that you died twice for my uncle?

Song Jin pretended to be stupid: who are you?We know each other?

:

Zhao An, the eldest son of the eldest princess's mansion, was seriously ill. According to the advice of the eminent monk, he spent money to buy Chongxi, the son of the Song family.Unexpectedly, the day before the wedding, the groom died.Song Jin's life in the Song family was worse than that of the servants, and now he was returned by the eldest princess's mansion, he was in a dilemma when he married a wife, suffered countless cold looks, had nowhere to go, and resolutely threw himself into the well.

Mr. Song, who was picked up, was in a coma for three days. When he opened his eyes, his soul was replaced by Song Jin from modern times.

During college, Song Jin started some small businesses with his classmates. He founded a small company as soon as he graduated. Seeing that it was on the right track, he contacted a large group for business and signed a contract. Song Jin suddenly fainted and came here.

Song Jin has a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, wow, the contract has expired!

No, Song Jin couldn't watch his hard work in the first half of his life go to waste, so while there was no one around, he found the place where he threw himself into the well, and jumped into it cruelly.

He is a materialist, but the bizarre incident of crossing happened to him, so he had to use superstitious methods to solve it.

Song Jin thought, based on what he saw in ghosts and ghosts, maybe the soul of the original body is still wandering in the well, turning into a water ghost, if he jumps down now and let his soul return to its place, will he be able to go back?

Think beautiful!

Song Jin was fished out right away, and fell into a coma for another five days. When he opened his eyes, the world was still the same.

The story of the boy from the Song family throwing himself into a well twice to die for love was spread all over the capital, and those who heard it were weeping and those who heard it were sad.The eldest princess's son died, and she originally gave up on this marriage, but she didn't take it seriously the first time she threw herself into the well, but she had to pay attention to it the second time, lest she be said to be unfeeling and unjust.

Firstly, the eldest princess cared deeply about Song Jin's love, and secondly, she felt sorry for her son who has no wife in this life, so she made the decision to accept this marriage.

Relying on the fact that Song and Jin had no one to support her, she didn't do any ceremony. Instead, she used this name to ask the emperor to grant Song and Jin a Zhenlie archway, which was erected in the downtown area on the west side of the capital, which was quite spectacular.

"Three chaste and nine strong" Song Jin was in a coma for five days. When he woke up, it was a done deal, half of the memorial archway was erected, and it was irreversible by the holy decree.

Song Jin curled up in the quilt silently, swallowing a mouthful of blood from his heart.

I'm not, I'm not, I don't want to be a widow.

When Song Jin recovered from his illness and went out, the memorial archway had already been completed. He was strolling around the streets, observing the local customs and customs. Suddenly, he looked up following the eyes of everyone, and saw the big face "Zhenlie" engraved on the gate tower!

There is also the name "Song Jin" next to it.

Song Jin: "..."

Someone in the crowd recognized Song Jin, and they passed it on to each other. The crowd formed a circle around Song Jin, with strange lights of praise, sympathy and admiration shining in their eyes.

Song Jin squeezed the space between his brows, and felt that his brain was flooded, only then would he think that he could go back by throwing himself into the well!Want to strangle myself at that time!

Song Jin was under a lot of pressure to memorize a memorial archway out of thin air.

A gust of wind blew, and Song Jin was thin and dizzy, and was about to fall to the ground, and was supported by a servant.

The onlookers suddenly became more sympathetic, and died twice, even if they were rescued, half of their feet would have stepped into the Palace of the King of Hades.

"Touching the scene to create love."

"Love is deep and lifeless." Some people sighed, and got the approval of the whole vote.

……

I'm fucking performing a "end of life" on the spot!

Song Jin: Pain in the skull.

Most of the eldest princess's mansion is female, so it would be inconvenient to keep Song Jin alone, and the eldest princess didn't want to see him dangling in front of her eyes, so she sent Song Jin to live in Zhuangzi outside the city, calling it "relaxing and recuperating".Out of sight out of mind.

Song Jin took two young servants and went, happy that no one cared about him.

He bought two young servants, started tinkering with the business, arranged for a substitute to live in the village, and took a young servant to travel far away.

Going from south to north, Song Jin's small business is getting bigger and bigger, he is slightly comforted, and finally recovered the regrets of his previous life.

This time, Song Jin went to the coast to buy tea, but Japanese pirates invaded the border. Song Jin and the caravan tremblingly hid in the ruined temple on the mountain for five days, and finally waited for the imperial army to drive away the Japanese pirates.

The young and brave general galloped across the street on a fierce steed, causing the people to cheer and love him. Song Jin felt that he looked a little familiar, so he took a second look.

Song Jin returned to Beijing after buying tea, rested in an inn on the way, and suddenly crushed someone on his body in the middle of the night, breathing hot, as if he had taken an aphrodisiac.

After Huo Du suppressed the bandits, he suppressed a group of bandits in the mountain by the way. He didn't want this bandit's den to bully men and women on weekdays, and the things in the cottage were also obscene and despicable. Huo Du beheaded the head of the bandit leader. After taking a strong aphrodisiac, the medicine will also reveal his whereabouts. A group of lackeys who took revenge for the head of the family followed Huo Du after smelling it, trying to take his life.

Huo Du used his kung fu to resist, but instead aroused his medicinal properties, suppressing his internal energy in his dantian, but his lower abdomen felt hot.The top priority is to untie it immediately before you can get away.

He ducked into an inn, and there happened to be a bed under the window.

Caught off guard by a warm, soft and slippery body, Huo Du was taken aback, and he couldn't control his deliberately suppressed breath for an instant.

The person on this bed actually slept naked!

Song Jin woke up suddenly, his eyes met, and they all recognized each other.

Isn't this the general you saw on the street?

Huo Du's eyes darkened, this man stared at him on the street for a long time in the morning, and he slept without clothes, he was so slutty!

"You seduced me." Huo Du affirmed.

Song Jin, a modern man who sleeps in only a pair of underpants: You fucking get up!What did I seduce you!

Song Jin was about to push Huo Du away when he suddenly frowned, feeling something was wrong.

This medicine can actually be transmitted through the respiratory tract!

The author has something to say:

The second one to appear is the cowardly and stubborn aunt~

Song Jin: I just took one more look at you in the crowd...