My Author is Forcing Me to Date

Because Gu Xiaosheng blurted out that he was not like the actor, Duan Shen was very dissatisfied and went out with his mobile phone.

Gu Xiaosheng was a little confused: only state officials are allowed to set fires, but not to light lamps every year...Men are fickle!

Finally, after waiting for a while, Duan Shen came back, casually said: "I bought a piece of natural pasture just now, and there are cows. After drinking the milk I bought, it will become more and more similar in the future."

Gu Nian: "..."

The baby's eyes were round, and he kept staring at Gu Xiaosheng and the film king, and his fingers moved slightly, as if he wanted to lift it up and ask Gu Nian to hug him.

Gu Nian was excited: "I think he seems to be talking!"

Duan Shen: "It's talking."

Gu Nian was affirmed by the actor, but he still didn't quite believe his ears, so he said sternly, "You can't say everything according to me just because you like me."

What do you mean being cheap and being good?

Duan Shen touched the idiot's head: "You taught them so many words in Two-dimensional, the baby is the fusion of these mental fragments, so naturally remember some words."

The baby is not stupid, just like me.The actor thought.

Their two-dimensional milk baby experience is not in vain. The baby understands some things after birth, but the language system has not yet caught up and cannot speak for the time being.The baby is very obedient, and sleeps obediently after eating and drinking. Occasionally, he winks with his fathers, not knowing what they are communicating with.

The baby looks the same as the little actor in Gu Nian's clip at first, but the genes come from Gu Xiaosheng and Duan Actor after all, the older he grows, the more he deviates from his original appearance. Under the guidance of powerful genetics, the advantages from both fathers are gradually reflected in the baby .

He has the same sharp and thick black eyebrows as Duan Shen, and some cold eyes, but his eyelashes are long and soft like Gu Xiaosheng, not as sharp as Duan Shen.

Duan Shen was very proud, and quietly told the baby, "Daddy bought you another pasture."

Milk really helps.

"Snapped!"

Gu Nian, who happened to pass by, patted Duan Shen's waist, "I'm almost weaned and still buy it?"

A pasture can't finish drinking, isn't this a prodigal?

Duan Shen took Gu Nian's hand calmly: "You need to change the milk. When the child grows up, it can be changed into a horse farm."

……

Both Gu Xiaosheng and the film king have seen big winds and waves. One person took care of 36 children, and now only one baby is sometimes not enough.

The film king would hug him whenever he was free, but Gu Nian couldn't grab it easily.

There are factors of excessive fatherly love, and more, it is a kind of compensation. When they first entered Two-dimensional, he left everything to Gu Nian, and it was not his business. He was too cold at that time up.

Of course, if such a thing happens again, as long as the person is not Gu Xiaosheng, the actor will still dare.

……

After being with Duan Shen, Gu Nian had a whim, picked up a magnifying glass to dig out the candy, and studied their previous relationship with Shen Gufen.

What if they are all real? !

As a candy picking master, Gu Nian was so sweet by the CP of himself and the movie star, and followed Shen Gufan's buttocks to knock out expired candies every day. If he was not sure, he had to take screenshots and ask Duan Shen for verification.

Not only can I knock my own cp, but I can also verify it on the spot!

Gu Xiaosheng searched around, rushed to the kitchen, and asked according to the "Ten Most Wanted Questions for Shengu Fans of the Year" in the notebook: "The time I plunged into the snowdrift, weren't you in the house? Why did you return the first question?" You ran out? Have you been paying attention to me? Would you be unhappy if I went to kill the chicken alone and not with you?"

Now that Gu Xiaosheng is floating, he dares to ask this kind of speculation.

Duan Shen cleaned the baby bottle skillfully, and replied nonchalantly: "If you don't mention it, I will forget that you have done such a stupid thing."

"Oh." Gu Xiaosheng put a cross in the notebook, "Fake sugar."

He continued his efforts: "The second night of the variety show, how did you know I had a fever? I didn't seem to mention it at Two-dimensional?"

Duan Shen put the baby bottle in the disinfection cabinet: "Because you kept looking at your hands in Two-dimensional, I stopped by to check the situation. I brought you to the variety show, so I have to take responsibility for any problems."

In fact, it was not convenient at all, it was so cold, the film king originally planned to sleep until the director spoke.

"Half sugar." Gu Xiaosheng marked it truthfully, getting more courageous as he became frustrated, "Then why did you cross the river in the end? It doesn't matter whether you win or lose. I bet you will call me an idiot if I do this."

The actor turned around and picked him up and put him on the counter, kissing him until he couldn't breathe: "So much nonsense? It's not because you want to win."

Gu Nian hid back, weakly said: "I don't want to..."

"No, you want to." The film emperor put his cold fingers directly on the side of his neck, half-threateningly said, "How dare you deny it, I don't want to win you. You look at me a hundred and eighty times a night, and my eyes light up when I say clues." Like a star."

"Okay, then this question is Quantang!" Gu Nian excitedly held the pen, ready to draw five stars.

"Don't ask me anymore." Duan Shen took away the pen, threw the notebook into the cabinet, pushed up Gu Xiaosheng's clothes, and said vaguely, "It's all true."

The actor also needs to save face.

Gu Xiaosheng's heart was as sweet as honey, and he was licked and licked as sweet toffee.

……

After finishing the work, Gu Xiaosheng moved down from the table like a dream: "Didn't it be agreed that we will be fine the next day so we can do that?"

How can he wear a white shirt on a hot day!

Gu Xiaosheng has remodeled five times in a row, adding a suit jacket to all white shirts!

The actor helped him button his buttons: "I regret it."

The movies of Gu Xiaosheng and the best actor were a big hit, and while the status of the best actor was consolidated, Gu Xiaosheng also succeeded in becoming popular, and invitations came one after another. Even if he was raising a baby at home and confinement, fans still have a long relationship.

After the two got busy, they seldom had a complete vacation, and the actor expressed his dissatisfaction with the status quo with actions.

But Gu Xiaosheng is a principled student, "No more than twice a week."

In order to get pregnant, he was squeezed by the film king for three days and did not dare to complain. Today, Gu Xiaosheng is also a warrior who dares to fight against the film king.

……

Shengu cp recently had a strong opponent, the opponent parachuted a fairy lady scissorhands, whose popularity was close to that of Gu Xiaosheng's trumpet.

An edited video is well-produced, beautifully drawn, easily uploaded thousands of times, and attracted countless fans of passers-by.

The CP of the Duan Shen group is the Mount Fuji in Japan!

And Duan Shen has recently joined the filming group, and he has less interaction with Gu Nian. Mount Fuji is also in the same film group, sending out a thank you picture of "Brother Duan for guiding me in acting" every day.

The Himalayan deep valley cheers together: "We will have sugar!"

- But the wife of the other party is so strong, I watched it undercover, and the cp feeling is so good!

- You are not undercover, you are already a traitor!

-It would be great if the legendary back-circle Scissorhands would come out.

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone fell silent suddenly, and then they felt like they were facing a big enemy—you can shut up.

After all, that Scissorhands was short of having the label "Gu Nianwei Fan" directly on her chest. With her urination, the probability of being the right one was as high as [-]%!

As the spiritual shareholder of "Deep Valley", Gu Nian is as worried as the fans, not because of jealousy, Duan Shen video-videos with him every day.He looked at the dusty computer beside him, rekindled his fighting spirit, ready to move.

However, Duan Shen forbids him to sit in front of the computer for a long time, let alone excessively use his eyes to edit videos.

But Duan Shen is not here today!

The baby is asleep too!

Gu Nian rubbed his hands to turn on that evil computer, touched the mouse, touched the keyboard, and decided to rectify the name of the computer.From today on, the computer is his medium - matchmaker and introducer!

In order to make it easier to take care of the baby at any time, Gu Nian uses a large monitor dedicated to showing movies. He operates it with a distance of more than one meter, puts the baby between the two, and puts on headphones to ensure that even if he can't hear clearly, he can pay attention at any time. to the baby's condition.

He edited passionately all night, boasting while editing.

"What kind of fairy love is Duan Shen and I!"

"It can't show one ten-thousandth of it!"

Gu Xiaosheng was stunned, and at the end, he had a flash of inspiration and wanted to show off his skills.

Science is the first resistance to cults!Black technology is the light of editing!

The so-called "black technology" in editing refers to creating something out of nothing, using materials, and fabricating non-existing clips in the same frame, so that they look like real ones.

In order to completely overwhelm the cult CP, Gu Nian prepared to publish a GIF of him and Duan Shen sharing the same bed, making it look hazy and like an afterthought!

The scene is a little simpler, just two people on the big snow-white bed, covered by the quilt, looking at each other and smiling.

Although he has a mobile phone ready-made, it cannot be used.

The p-picture is easy, but the dynamic one is difficult. Gu Nian was so absorbed in it that he listened to the blushing supporting sound effects with headphones, but he didn't hear the sound of the entrance door opening at all.

The monitor, baby, and Gu Niannian are connected in a straight line, and the three hands on the clock coincide with zero, complementing each other perfectly.

Duan Shen, who came back from the film crew overnight, laughed angrily at the three points and one line configuration in the living room.

He put down the suitcase, walked behind Gu Nian, first checked to see if the sleeping baby had kicked the quilt, and then turned his gaze to Gu Nian's computer.

This is?

Gu Nian's photo of them in bed?

He only left for half a month, Gu Niannian is so hungry?

Duan Shen's Adam's apple rolled, he tugged on his tie, and went to the kitchen to pour two glasses of water first.

He wants to see when Gu Nian can find him.

After drinking a glass of water, Duan Shen stared at Gu Nian's snow-white nape, and the bed picture in his mind was sketched faster than Master Gu's mouse.

Watching Gu Nian save the project file, name it and export it, then open a certain website, log in to a small account that has not been used for a year, prepare to publish, and type a series of content summaries.

[The position of the main palace is unshakable, Duan Shen × Gu Niannian!High energy warning!Be careful! ! ! 】

Just when Gu Nian was about to browse through it again to make sure that there was no risk of falling off the horse, the cradle moved slightly, and the baby stretched his calves inside, kicking the quilt away.

Gu Nian immediately realized that he was pulling out the chair to cover his son, but when he turned around, he bumped into a person.

Duan Shen quickly covered Gu Nian's scream with his eyes and hands, and after letting go, he kissed him hard.

"Want it?" Duan Shen's voice was hoarse.

"When will you come back..." Gu Nian thought of his masterpiece, and hurriedly blocked the computer with his body, "I'm not, I didn't..."

Duan Shen went over to cover the baby's quilt and moved it to the bedroom, "Can I not give you a call?"

Gu Nian could hear Duan Shen's desire to miss him in his words, and his dissatisfaction with his long hours of playing computer games, all summed up as dissatisfaction with desire.He stuck to it and followed Duan Shen to explain: "No, I'm just eating some candy...I, I shouldn't be playing with the computer secretly."

He murmured in a low voice: "If I don't make a move, our CP fans will climb the wall!"

Duan Shen turned around, waited for Gu Nian to slam into his arms, pinched his waist and hugged him, Gu Xiaosheng consciously wrapped his limbs around him, and by the time he sensed some changes in Duan Shen, he was already in trouble.

"You don't even look at what time it is." Duan Shen was not in a hurry, and sat down in front of the computer with him in his arms, "Is it just for p at night?"

Gu Nian watched Duan Shen enlarge the picture in full screen, and felt like dying.

Duan Shen: "Before I leave, I wanted to ask for more, but you refused?"

Is that how many times? !I think you want to ask for dozens more times!Gu Nian couldn't argue, he could only look at the actor with a very sincere look: "It's two different things."

Duan Shen nodded, "You say you don't want it, but your body wants it are two different things."

Gu Nian: "..."

Then he watched the film king retrieve the deleted files from the recycle bin one by one as if he was using his own computer.

The whole list is [Duan Shen gave birth to a son, high-energy, enter carefully! 】

It's over, the actor wants to settle accounts with him!

What kind of broken computer is this, but he praised it as a matchmaker just now!

Duan Shen: "Count the number of 'careful entries'."

The huge threat was sitting under his buttocks, Gu Nian dared not refuse, counted tremblingly, and dragged the mouse wheel quickly, trying to dazzle Duan Shen, not knowing that he had falsely reported the head.

"Three, thirty!" It's definitely more than this number, Gu Nian is very clear about his masterpiece.

Duan Shen lovingly touched the idiot's face: "It's not accurate to tell a lie. There are 36 babies alone. How dare you report it for less than 37?"

Gu Nian was honest: "46."

Duan Shen patted his ass: "Satisfy you."

Gu Nian: "No, what do I need...I don't need anything!"

"Careful..." Duan Shen grabbed Gu Nian's earlobe, "Isn't that what I meant to fuck you?"