My Author is Forcing Me to Date

After Fang Yuhan returned home annoyed by the "child bride" rumors last time, Ms. Fang showed her surprise when she saw her son limping back.

"Did you fight Qin Zhan?"

Fang Yuhan: I was unilaterally pressed on the bed and bullied.

But this can't be told to Ms. Fang, what a shame.

Fang Yuhan defended Qin Zhan subconsciously: "It's nothing, I accidentally slipped and fell when I came back."

It has been snowing in this city since last night, and today it is cloudy again. The accumulated water on the ground is frozen, and there are ice skating rinks everywhere.As soon as Fang Yuhan left the gate of Qin Zhan's community, he fell three times in a row. With his face, he looked like a fairy descending from the earth, and his body was covered in icy scum.

Fang's mother looked worried: "There is nothing wrong with the fall, right?"

While finding a bottle of medicated oil from the cabinet, "Go back to the house and rub it, do you want me to help you?"

"Thank you mom, I'll do it myself." Fang Yuhan was afraid that if he lifted his clothes, his mother would see the hickey, and he would be ashamed to go home in the future.

He gritted his teeth, resisted the urge to gasp, walked steadily into the bedroom, threw himself on the bed, and reorganized all his bones as if misplaced.

Fang Yuhan took a breath and took off his pants, turned his head to look back, and was surprised by the bruises on the two buttocks.

He fell too hard!

Fang Yuhan simply kicked his legs and kicked his trousers to the bottom of the bed, but his knees were not spared either.

The muscles were sore and swollen by Qin Zhan in the first place, but now it directly develops towards the wounded.When he slipped and fell at the gate of the community, he just wanted to go back to Qin Zhan's apartment, and he was not guilty of being so close. Then he thought about it, wouldn't it be embarrassing for him to come out in disgrace.

Fang Yuhan was lying on the bed with a radiant face, but he was actually rubbing his buttocks and tail vertebrae under the quilt, three times to the left and three times to the right, feeling that the medicinal oil was almost soaked in the smell.

He rested his head on his arm, thinking about today's shocking discovery.

Qin Zhan sent someone to follow him.

No matter how you look at it, this is an irritating thing. He knows that Qin Zhan is out of misunderstanding, but when he doesn't feel the actual impact of this kind of misunderstanding on his life, he can still understand Qin Zhan's forbearance .Once you know you're being followed, you're less generous.

Humph.

Even bodyguards are fine.

However, he fell so badly that no one came out to help him!

Is Qin Zhan stingy?Only pay detectives and not bodyguards?Then who took a photo of himself on all fours and sent it to Qin Zhan with a blank face?

Fang Yuhan's thoughts went astray, and he punched the bed angrily. The president who even made the ring with alloy really did not collapse.

Qin Zhan: I'm not, I haven't, I haven't proposed yet.

Ten minutes later, the doorbell rang, and Mother Fang opened the door enthusiastically.Qin Zhan was holding a bunch of New Year's goods in his hand, followed by five assistants, each of whom was full of hugs, very much like the uncle who came to propose marriage in the old days.

After Qin Zhan and Fang Yuhan were really together, it was the first time they went to the door of their house, and it was still approaching the New Year. No matter how you look at it, it is very meaningful and needs to be taken seriously.At least find out the preferences of Fang's parents and Fang's mother, and do what they like, instead of just holding a bunch of New Year's goods to save the day like now.

Fang's mother is always happy: "It's fine for people to come, why don't you bring things? Xiaojia didn't say in advance, nothing was prepared at home, and Lao Fang also went out to play chess. I asked him to come back... Hey, Fang Yu Han, Xiao Qin is here!"

Fang Yuhan's hands on his hips froze, pretending not to hear.

Qin Zhan put on cotton shoes, put his leather shoes and Fang Yuhan together, nodded slightly, and said apologetically: "I came here in a hurry today, please forgive me. I actually came to explain to Xiaojia, he misunderstood Something happened."

Fang's mother was very quick-witted. When she thought of Fang Yuhan's aggrieved run back last time, and ended up being jealous because of unfounded rumors, she probably had a clue in her mind. She smiled and said, "He's in the house. The young couple We still need to communicate more, Qin Zhan, Xiaojia is not in tune, you should tell him everything a few times, if not, let me tell him."

"Xiao Jia is fine, but I have more negligence."

Fang Yuhan was inside, listening to his mother and Qin Zhan taking a "little bag", his face was as hot as a red egg.He wanted to get up to lock the door, but he raised his leg a little, and immediately gave up on this plan.

It hurts.

Qin Zhan unscrewed the door and saw Fang Yuhan wrapped in the quilt, resting on his stomach, immediately closed the door vigilantly, walked two steps to the bed, and was about to lift the quilt, "What's wrong, it still hurts? I took medicine last night. Is it not working?"

Fang Yuhan patted his hand away.

Qin Zhan thought he was angry about the photo, half knelt down at the head of the bed, took Fang Yuhan's hand and kissed him.

A smell of safflower oil came over his face, Qin Zhan couldn't control that much for the time being, he kissed first.

Fang Yuhan hurriedly withdrew his hand, what the hell, he rubbed his butt with this hand.

"I didn't ask someone to take the photo. Do you remember Zhang Lili? She happened to be on her annual leave over there. When she saw you, she took it on her own and sent it to me."

Fang Yuhan was even more unhappy when he dug out the existence of this love rival from his memory, "How can such a coincidence happen? You are in the same group."

"Who is with her? I will only live with you in my life." Qin Zhan lifted the quilt, "It's not a coincidence, it's a coincidence that we met so many times in the previous year... Let me see what happened behind you— —”

Qin Zhan got stuck in an instant, those two buttocks were too tragic, the tooth mark on the tip of the buttocks was not the worst, but the whole piece was blue, not to mention, it was even reddened by Fang Yuhan's rubbing, it was so hot.

"What's going on?" Qin Zhan looked at him, not knowing where to touch his hands, feeling extremely distressed, "It will disappear soon this morning."

Fang Yuhan suddenly felt that this was a wonderful opportunity to make use of the topic.

He turned his head, his buttocks tensed for a moment, and the pain of muscle pulling immediately made him burst into tears.

Fang Yuhan blinked his eyes and said miserably: "I said no more...it's you, I can't even move. When I was young, I bumped lightly in the garden, and two days after I got home, I was bruised. Ma'am, my heart aches so badly...you don't even love me..."

The black pot is pushed well, and there is no trouble in bed.

Qin Zhan knew that Fang Yuhan's skin was tender and would turn red when pinched. The young master who was pampered since he was a child was afraid of falling with his palms.But he deliberately restrained his strength, grasping the level of being only red but not green... Did he miss last night?Pinch too hard, and the bruise slowly surfaced after a day?

Qin Zhan knelt down and blew lightly on Fang Yuhan's buttocks, "Xiaojia doesn't hurt, it's my fault, don't be an example."

Fang Yuhan snorted: "You just talk about it, and you don't even sign a contract."

"No one lives by signing a contract. We are not partners." Qin Zhan coaxed him, "Husband and wife are tolerant of each other. You take a step back and I take a step back. From now on, I will lighten up and control myself, and it will never happen today." In this case, if it happens again, I will sleep in the study for a month."

Fang Yuhan: "Twice a week."

Qin Zhan: "No time limit."

Fang Yuhan relied on himself as a wounded person: "Points will be deducted for overtime, and after five points are deducted, you can go to sleep in the study."

His mouth shrunk, and even the small dimple was full of grievances, "You just don't love me."

"My heart hurts." Qin Zhan was helpless. You thought you were going to bed to show a PPT, and points were deducted for overtime, but he couldn't say no when he looked at Fang Yuhan's ass. run.

"Okay, I—"

Fang's mother pushed the door in at the right time, "Qin Zhan, I just boiled eggs, you take them and rub them for Xiaojia, he fell just now, I don't know how swollen he is..."

Qin Zhan quickly covered Fang Yuhan with a quilt, so he had time to sort out the amount of information in Ms. Fang's words.

Dare to fall? !

Fang Yuhan was still in shock, and was pulled down by his own mother again, so he pulled the quilt over his head and pretended to be dead.

Qin Zhan stood up calmly and took the boiled egg: "Thank you auntie, I need it."

As soon as Mother Fang left, Qin Zhan lifted the quilt mercilessly and pressed his fingers on the tailbone.

Fang Yu Han Gui called out: "You promised me just now, you can't go back on your word."

Qin Zhan patted his thigh, "I promised you something. Don't move, let me see."

"We'd better go to the hospital to take an x-ray. Otherwise, I won't worry." Qin Zhan went straight to the closet and found a pair of fleece trousers for Fang Yuhan, "Fang Yuhan, one size fits all, we are discussing the bed Come on. If you are injured, you still dare to embellish and delay your illness, don’t blame me for making it real.”

"I dare not...I don't want to go to the hospital." Fang Yuhan begged for mercy. Whenever he went to the hospital, he was surrounded by nurses and treated preferentially. This time he didn't want to be surrounded by crowds. It was too embarrassing.

"No, you can't even move."

"..." Exaggeration has a price.

Fang Yuhan was carried to the hospital by Qin Zhan. At first, he felt depressed that he was stealing chickens, but he suddenly looked away and hugged Qin Zhan tightly.

It feels really different to be carried by someone you like, isn't it like going to a hospital.

The results came out, but fortunately there was no bone fracture, the doctor meaningfully prescribed some external medicine and asked him to go back to rest.

Being carried on the back as usual, Qin Zhan patted Fang Yuhan's butt lightly: "I will listen to the other party's explanation in advance, and don't run around casually, okay?"

"it is good."

……

On New Year's Eve, the two families had dinner together, and the dinner was harmonious.Fang Yuhan was slightly drunk, and held hands with Qin Zhan to watch the New Year's Eve fireworks party by the river.

Thousands of fireworks rose high into the sky, blasting golden meteor showers, tassels all over the sky, colorful, the sky and the earth were as clear as day, and the New Year waved.

Qin Zhan knelt down on one knee, holding a blue velvet box in his palm, which contained two plain rings.

"Fang Yuhan, let's get married."

Fang Yuhan looked down at Qin Zhan and the ring in his hand, feeling that any of them was more dazzling than fireworks.The corners of his eyes were a little sour, and he looked at Qin Zhan without speaking.

Qin Zhan took out another certificate from his pocket. Fang Yuhan thought for a moment that the marriage certificate was ready, but it turned out to be the certificate of the purity test of the platinum ring.

"It's really not alloy." Boss Qin said that he really doesn't lack this little money.

Fang Yuhan's face darkened, he wiped back his tears, and quickly put on the ring, "I like alloy ones, they are strong."

Qin Zhan stood up with a smile, and put on the other one by himself, "Look, what else is inside."

Fang Yuhan tipped the certificate, and a thin silver-white chain fell out, with a circle of small glossy rings on both ends, one big and one small.The big one is finger-thick, with a simple and elegant ring surface, while the small one is very delicate, like a miniature version of a ring, inlaid with a sapphire.

"What is this?" The style is still chic.

"Anklet." Qin Zhan knelt down again, rolled up his trouser legs, and helped him put them on, and the two circles of small rings snapped together.

Fang Yuhan's ankles were slender and fair, wearing a chain gave off an inexplicable lust.Qin Zhan's finger circled around his ankle, as if electrified, arousing a slight shudder.

Fang Yuhan moved his feet. Seeing Qin Zhan staring at his ankles, his gaze was solid, as if he was fixed in place, and he would never be able to run away in this life. He felt a little embarrassed, "Get up quickly."

"You can't take it off even in the shower."

Fang Yuhan also liked it quite a bit, so he simply said, "Yes."

……

They were worn for a year, until the single Lu Lixuan bought two starlings to relieve his boredom, Fang Yuhan saw similar anklets on the feet of the two birds, and did not realize it.

What a chic style!

The two circles, big and small, are obviously one circle tied to the bird's feet, and the other circle tied to the wood!

Exhale!

Qin Zhan didn't feel guilty about being exposed at all: "Could it be that you want an enlarged version?"

Fang Yuhan quickly withdrew his foot, no more, I think it is quite good.

Really, no one would ever try to exchange it for anything else!

-Finish-

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"Combined Umbrellas to the Giants of Women's Clothes"

Introduction: Gong joined the umbrella group and was mistaken for a pervert who took the opportunity to harass the girls. The group leader with a sense of responsibility immediately went into battle, personally took orders, fished and enforced the law, with the ultimate goal of turning back the police station.

Gong: I just want to have a relationship, but you want me to go to jail.

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In the scorching summer, the temperature can range from thirty to ninety to forty. Huo Fuan, who claims to be the toughest guy in the universe, never opens an umbrella no matter how big the sun is.

After being bald 18 times, Huo Fuan joined an umbrella group with a sad face.It is impossible to take the initiative to open an umbrella. You must pretend to hold an umbrella for your girlfriend, so as not to damage his reputation as a top player in the gym.

Huo Fu'an went to college for half a year, and successfully exercised his eight-pack abs, and secretly took a photo to show off as his trumpet's profile picture.

It was said to be showing off, but Huo Fuan still modestly dimmed the background, the small picture was dark, basically equal to the picture of a solar eclipse.

But there are always people in the world who are meticulous and meticulous. With an attitude of being responsible for the people, Su Yuhe, the leader of the umbrella group, strictly screens every person who applies to join the group to ensure that Qi has no bad intentions.

He saw that Huo Fu'an's head was all black, with the faint breath of a bad youth, so he put Huo Fu'an's head on the PS software, studied it carefully for 3 minutes, and found that it was a picture of abdominal muscles.

Muscles are still commonly seen in the avatars of groups such as online hook-ups. Su Yuhe frowned, expressing confusion and doubts about Huo Fuan's secretive behavior, so he carefully investigated the motives for joining the group.

"Are you a party member?"

"no."

"The purpose of the umbrella fight?"

"The sun is too hot."

"Why don't you hold your own umbrella?"

"fell shame."

……

Huo Fuan was very impatient, he felt that his image of a tough guy was being rubbed against the ground by these few interrogation sentences.

What you know is to join the group, and those who don’t know just fill in the blind date information!If it wasn't for the fact that the other party was so annoying, it might be a girl, Huo Fu'an would have ridiculed it long ago.

The motivation to join the group is correct, pass.Su Yuhe put a red tick on the notebook.

……

Task release: Chaoyang Building to the East District, ask for sister paper, 30.

Recently, a generous employer came to the group. It is said that he is a handsome guy who is so handsome that people complain about him. He almost keeps posting tasks two or three times a day, and the list is gone as soon as it appears.

But gradually, the people who took the order were not as enthusiastic as before, and sometimes complained in the group.

"If you're not particularly short of money, don't accept this person's order. Don't accept it. Once you accept it, you will regret it for the rest of your life."

"I feel like I'm selling my body to make money..."

"If it wasn't for the sake of his wealth, I wouldn't accept Su Yu's crime."

Su Yuhe was at the station when he saw the news, his spirits shook, he immediately put down his luggage, and checked the news on the spot.A motorcycle passed by, the luggage was still there, and the mobile phone was gone.

Although Su Yuhe has the determination and confidence to build the Quartet for the motherland, he is essentially a weak chicken who weighs just over a hundred.I can't chase after him, and no one responds to my shouting, so I can only admit that I am unlucky.

When he switched to a new phone and opened the message group, the topic had already changed a round in the group, and the message records could not be found.

Huo Fuan continued to release tasks. Recently, it was always several minutes before someone accepted the order. After thinking about it, he felt that there was not enough money, so he raised the price.

"Hey, I really want to pick it up, but...forget it."

"Chaoyang Tower has been haunted by perverts recently, everyone must be careful." Added a "you understand" emoji.

From the expression at the end of this paragraph, Su Yuhe made up the complete plot in his head.He heard about this Chaoyanglou pervert a few days ago, and the school has been unable to find evidence, so it turned out to be lurking in his group!

How dare he sexually harass a girl right under his nose!

Sure enough, one inspection is not enough to find out the pervert who knows people and faces, so Su Yuhe seriously wrote a reflection, and wrote three full pages!

And immediately issued a statement: In recent days, it has been discovered that many gay men have taken the opportunity to flirt with girls by fighting with umbrellas, this group once again solemnly declares!Be sure to strictly self-examine, correct the motivation to join the group, advocate the spirit of dedication, and strive to create a harmonious, friendly and just campus group.

Someone in the group immediately echoed: The group owner is so responsible, I met you last time, everyone must be careful.Not worth the money for this.

Su Yuhe looked at the girl's profile picture, and only accepted the one who took Huo Fu'an's order.

unambiguous evidence.

He quickly entered the group with a trumpet, and when Huo Fuan released the task, he grabbed the first one with the speed of being single for 20 years.

"Brother, can you wait at the stairs of Chaoyang Tower?" Su Yuhe made a row of cute faces expressionlessly.

Huo Fuan replied briefly: "Okay."

"Also, don't call me brother, we don't know each other well, it's weird."

Su Yuhe recorded: The suspect has a certain degree of confusing language.

Su Yuhe put down his phone, borrowed a set of knee-length slings from the roommate of the big man in women's clothing, put the recording pen in his inner pocket, and adjusted the length of the slings with a serious expression.

See if I don't smash this pervert!

……

And the truth of the chat between Su Yu and Miss is——

Victim [-]: I asked if the umbrella was too small, I got drenched.I want to be a little more tactful.In the end, he said that you also think this umbrella is too small, right, or you can order a canopy.Hehe, relying on his ability alone.

Victim [-]: This person is tall, and the umbrella is held upright. As a short person, I am directly exposed to the sun. I am a grass mud horse, and the sunscreen is free?Skin care products are so much more expensive than what they earn!

Victim 1.5: The most annoying thing is that he still engages in the practice of giving and receiving between men and women. Looking at the gentleman, there is fifteen centimeters between us, and I am [-] meters five, don’t I deserve the favor of a sun umbrella?

Victim [-]: It’s all baked into salted fish, so what’s the difference between men and women?