My Author is Forcing Me to Date

Fang Yuhan drove straight to Craft Street, looked around the whole street, and finally found a birdcage he was satisfied with.It is only the size of a palm, carved out of golden nanmu, and each small pillar is polished along the golden grain of the wood, shining brightly like gold.

Then, the doorbell of a big boss in the urban area rang, and Fang Yuhan stood outside the door, smiling politely.

Lawyer Yang adjusted his glasses, his slender fingers were covered with soft hairs, "What's the matter?"

Fang Yuhan stood on tiptoe and saw a pile of tools on the table behind him, his eyes lit up: "I knew you were playing with wool felt, hurry up, teach me, it's urgent."

Lawyer Yang: "Please pay attention to the wording, make wool felt."

"Okay, okay, make it." Fang Yuhan squeezed in, and carefully placed the small cage on the table, "Teach me to make a cage as tall and as cute as me. I have a picture."

Fang Yuhan took out his phone and called up the photos, "Just do like this, Lawyer Yang, my marriage depends on you."

"There are not many people who are as narcissistic as you." Lawyer Yang put away a row of plush toys on the sofa, revealing his elite temperament, "Charge by the hour."

Lawyer Yang distinguishes between public and private. For friends, legal consultation is free of charge, but teaching wool felt must be paid, and no blasphemy is allowed.

Fang Yuhan: "...OK."

But he is really not a qualified student, holding a poking needle in his hand, kneading the wool into a hard stone, the shape has not yet come out.

Attorney Yang felt a little regretful about taking the order when he pinched difficult little people at the beginning.

Fang Yuhan sat cross-legged on the carpet beside the coffee table, lowered his head and carefully followed the instructions to poke and poke. After eight failed attempts, he finally made a ball.

Lawyer Yang sighed and ordered takeaway for two.

……

Four hours later, Fang Yuhan tremblingly took a picture of his right hand holding the poking needle. He originally wanted to send Qin Zhanbo sympathy points, but worried that he would lose face if he couldn't do it in the end, so he slipped his finger and sent it to Lu Li Xuan, "Hands are going to be disabled."

Lu Lixuan replied in seconds: "Where is Concubine Fang embroidering?"

"roll."

Six hours later, Fang Yuhan took the hard-won Q-version villain and moved it into the cage.

The expressions are in place, the movements are not bad, the expression is cute, and there are faint dimples when you look closely...Of course, these cannot be Fang Yuhan's handwriting.Lawyer Yang patted the table for six hours, until his palms were red, and Fang Yuhan finally got a rough outline of human nature, and finally couldn't bear to play by himself.

Fang Yuhan's legs were so sore that he could hardly stand up. He looked at the finished product and thought about Qin Zhan again. The corner of his mouth curled up, and he closed the cage door with satisfaction: "Now, weld the cage door to me!"

Lawyer Yang appointed him to take out the special glue and do it himself. He was afraid that Fang Yuhan's hand shaking would ruin the day's hard work.

Fang Yuhan thanked Lawyer Yang, and happily carried the cage home, his sore knees did not prevent him from running and flying all the way.

It couldn't be more sincere to put myself in a cage and give it to Qin Zhan!

Moreover, it was obviously the four-year-old little Fang Yuhan who made a mistake, so why should he, who understands righteousness, come to sit in that golden birdcage?Fang Yuhan's logic is clear, he dares to act, he flicks the cage with his index finger, let's atone for my sin.

He didn't believe that Qin Zhan would still be angry when he saw such a cute "he".

Having said that, Attorney Yang is really rigorous and meticulous!Meticulous in the literal sense!

Even if he accidentally mixes an invisible gray hair in the black wool area, Lawyer Yang, who has a microscope in his eye, will immediately find out and ask him to strip it out without any discussion.

He is a hundred times stricter than the primary school math teacher watching him do calculations!Fang Yuhan swears that this is the hardest thing he has ever done in his life!

……

Qin Zhan didn't expect Fang Yuhan to leave so resolutely, so confidently, that he didn't even have a sign of coming back.

The lights on the entire floor were not turned on, a little scarlet spark flickered in the darkness, and finally subsided into silence.

Qin Zhan thought a lot during these six hours. He suddenly didn't know how to define his relationship with Fang Yuhan. He was probably just one of his many sex friends. The honor of being a boyfriend should not be mentioned.

Should I let go?

Let go, not reconciled.

Don't let go, is it really possible to lock Fang Yuhan in a cage and not let him leave his side?

He had foreseen this situation from the very beginning, but when he heard Fang Yuhan's words "I don't want to be responsible", he was still impulsive.

When adults are impulsive, they have to pay the price. Qin Zhan doesn't know if he can bear the result of the next impulsiveness.He tried his best to suppress the unscrupulous crazy thoughts that came rushing out, tightly clutching the armrest of the chair, his veins bulging, as if he had used all his life's strength.

In the end, Qin Zhan flicked the soot on the suit pants with his knuckle fingers. Qin Zhan stood up slowly, packed a few important items expressionlessly, and decided to leave. He will deal with this matter when he is calm enough.

Just as Fang Yuhan was about to open the door, there was a sound of footsteps in the entrance. He withdrew his hands and put his back behind his back, but he couldn't hide the smile in his eyes, as if the distant starlight fell into his eyes, rippling like water.

The door opened a crack, Fang Yuhan looked expectant, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he tilted his head and called out, "Qin Zhan."

Qin Zhan was stopped by this call, and seeing Fang Yuhan's shallow smile, his heart suddenly darkened.

Why is Fang Yuhan so heartless?

Fang Yuhan choked on Qin Zhan's smell of cigarettes. It was strange that he didn't even know that Qin Zhan could smoke.

Could it be that he was angry?

The situation seemed unexpectedly serious, Fang Yuhan was suddenly at a loss, did he really make a serious mistake?

He unconsciously picked at his fingers, slowly lowered his head under Qin Zhan's eyes that were colder than the night, and took out the already hot birdcage from behind: "I'm sorry, I'm going to prepare an apology gift for you."

He lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to the eye, holding a delicate and small birdcage and a cute wool felt square baby in his hands.

"Can I ask him to apologize on my behalf?"

"Although I am outside, I have locked my heart inside."

"No keys."

Qin Zhan's heart trembled, he was violently attacked by Fang Yuhan's sweet words, he couldn't think of anything else for a moment, he just wanted to hold Fang Yuhan into his arms, make him cry and swear that he didn't tell a single lie Thousands of times!

Fuck him cool off!Why can't he tie Fang Yuhan by his side!Whether it is with responsibility or otherwise.

He felt that the cage looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before, so he could only attribute it to the association made by Fang Yuhan in the cage scene this morning.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, Fang Yuhan quickly dodged and sneaked into the room from his side, "This can't be crushed, I've been working on it for a day." It also cost [-] oceans for tuition.

Qin Zhan grabbed his waist from behind and bit the back of his tender neck, "If there is another time, I..."

"Hiss!" Fang Yuhan gasped, "There will be no next time!"

Honestly let Qin Zhan gnaw for 10 minutes, Fang Yuhan covered his neck and asked, "Aren't you angry? Forgive me?"

"Ah."

As soon as these words came out, Qin Zhan himself felt worthless.Fang Yuhan just squeezed a villain, just like Sun Wukong pulled a handful of monkey hair and made thousands of little monkeys, which is not the real body after all.

But he was bought by such inferior tricks!

If he has nieces and nephews in the future, he must tell him to have more love, otherwise he will be eaten to death by good-looking heartbreakers when he is nearly thirty.

Seeing Qin Zhan being stingy, Fang Yuhan's mind immediately became active, and he couldn't help showing off his achievements today, "Do you look like me?"

Qin Zhan nodded, "You are cuter than him."

Fang Yuhan felt that Qin Zhan was being perfunctory, so he insisted on taking out the photos for comparison, "Look again."

Qin Zhan's pupils shrank, even if he couldn't remember the scene at that time, the stern-faced himself would never admit his mistake.

"This is……"

"Isn't it just that you were rumored to have a child bride? Am I not your daughter-in-law now?" Fang Yuhan was also a little aggrieved, "Is there any difference between 20 years earlier and 20 years later?"

Fang Yuhan put his head on Qin Zhan's chest, feeling that the smell of smoke was a bit strong, he untied his mouth on his own initiative, and pressed against his heart in a low voice, not daring to let his master hear: "You are so stingy."

Qin Zhan's chest was numb, he felt that his heart had forgotten to beat, his mind was in a mess, and he couldn't figure out his thoughts: "You..."

Fang Yuhan breathed lightly: "Can you tell your master not to be angry?"

How can you even think about it!Two steps ahead were the golden house. Qin Zhan covered the back of Fang Yuhan's head with one hand and pressed it on his chest. He felt his kiss through a layer of shirt, and his lust rose all of a sudden.

Fang Yuhan was forced to back up, and after a few steps, he fell on the velvet cushion that was softer than cotton in the cage.

There was a first-level alarm in his head, but fortunately he had a countermeasure!

"Wait!" Fang Yuhan blocked Qin Zhan's kissed lips, "Let's sign a contract first and then proceed."

He quickly took out a contract folded into tofu cubes from the back pocket of his jeans, unfolded layer after layer, and finally there were two A4 sheets of paper.

Qin Zhan thought of the day when they talked with each other. Fang Yuhan misunderstood that he cared about the trivial things 20 years ago, and those promises of "not to be an example" turned out to be useless nonsense in the end.The most important thing hadn't been resolved yet, when Qin Zhan saw the two pieces of paper Fang Yuhan took out, he immediately felt like a formidable enemy.

If this is a "buddy with benefits" contract, he swears that today he will regret it enough to swallow the paper.

With so many ups and downs, Mr. Qin is obviously impatient.

Fang Yuhan struggled to move under Qin Zhan's body before he could breathe a bit. He cleared his throat as if he was reading out the legal provisions.

"Party A's Yu Han, Party B's Qin Zhan, since it's the first time for Party A and Party B, Party A expresses understanding for Party B's unrestrained sexual behavior in the past. But a harmonious and long-term husband and wife relationship must be established on the basis of mutual consent In terms of rules... the penis must be kept in the cage of the system to avoid abuse and multi-use, to create a family atmosphere of integrity and integrity, and to conspire for a century-old sleep plan."

Fang Yuhan patted Qin Zhan's swollen ball, expressed his condemnation with his eyes, and continued to read: "According to the above principles, Party B must abide by the following agreement: [-]. No more than twice a week, no more than two hours each time [-]. Use standard, harmonious, common postures..."

When Qin Zhan heard the opening sentence "It's the first time", he was completely dazed, staring at Fang Yuhan's opening and closing mouth, and couldn't understand what he read next.

he is like a dream

After waking up, they finally got a little clue of their long-standing knot.

"the first time?"

Qin Zhan interrupted Fang Yuhan, all the blood in his body stagnated, in order to hear an answer that he never dared to think about.

Fang Yuhan was taken aback for a moment, and asked back, "Don't you?"

Then he lost money, the contract must be amended!Once a week is fine.