My Author is Forcing Me to Date

Wen Bieyan was very self-aware and didn't ask how the buns tasted.But the director took a close-up shot of the bowl in Xiao Baozi's hand—it was a messy mess.

Director: "How does it taste?"

Xiao Baozi: "It's as delicious as my dad's." In fact, this is a language art.

Xiao Baozi wavered for a few seconds between not being able to lie and remembering to protect his new father, and finally chose a comparative sentence pattern.Because Gu Xi's cooking is also difficult to eat.

"Okay, don't eat." Wen Bieyan took away the bowls and chopsticks, "Drink milk." He poured the milk very unskillfully, tore open a bag of bread, and put it in front of the little bun.

Wen Bieyan's sleeping habit is very bad, he has the same temper as himself, so the quilt was not covered properly for one night.

It was very difficult for the program team to communicate, and an extra quilt would kill the director.

Wen Bieyan tucked up the quilt for Xiao Baozi with a cold face, and went out by herself to blow dry to wake up.

On the left lived another villain, the singer Lu Huaqing - famous for his lack of contract spirit.Every now and then, a company sends a lawyer's letter suing him for breach of contract.Now I'm making a fuss about quitting the show.

On the right is a certain actress whose acting skills are at their peak, but unfortunately she is as lazy as a snake hibernating. Ever since she finished filming an award-winning film, her nature has been exposed. If she can use a double, she will never play by herself. A movie is basically fake except for the front face.Now he is using sweet words to coax the little girl to help her remove her makeup.

On the opposite side is a small flower of white lotus attribute, which looks like water. The clothes are always wet with tears in front of people, and the leader of the knife is stabbed in the back.She was assigned a small crying bag, and she met her opponent, but she cried because she couldn't cry with the small crying bag.

Wen Bieyan felt a little suffocated.He thought of the little bun sleeping obediently in the room, and Gu Xi's figure appeared in his mind.Gu Xi has a humble temperament, like a piece of gentle jade, no matter how irritable Wen Bieyan is, when he is beside him, he can't help but hide its sharp edges and corners like a stubborn stone, turning into a calm blue rock.

Thinking about it, Wen Bieyan suddenly slammed the wall angrily, scolding himself for being worthless.

In the darkness, Wen Bieyan didn't see clearly that there was actually a window on the wall, and it smashed the glass with a bang.

Director: Excitement, call a doctor quickly.

Wen Bieyan sat down in the middle of the night to confirm the rumors of a hot temper, hastily bandaged him, and went back to sleep.He raised his long legs and lay directly on the outside of the bed without covering him with a quilt, so as not to argue with the children at night.

Xiao Baozi quickly called his father while Wen Bieyan was dressing up, "Papa Wen seems to be injured."

Like a little spy.

Gu Xi worked overtime until he was dizzy, his nerves tightened when he heard this: "Is he alright?"

"It's not a big problem." Xiao Baozi imitated the director's speech, "But we only have one quilt at night."

Gu Xi understood Wen Bieyan's concerns as soon as he heard it, "You hug him to sleep."

The difference in sleep was only due to unscrupulousness. Ever since Gu Xi caught a cold in the bed with Wen Bieyan for the first time, Wen Bieyan was as honest as anything the next night, and didn't even turn over.

So as soon as Wen Bieyan lay down, a warm ball came under his arm, like a hand warmer.

……

The next day, the staff woke people up before dawn, earlier than the military training, stepping on the hot spots of the artists one after another.

The four of them sat at the dining table angrily, looking at a bowl of mushy porridge in a daze.

The children sat on the other side, and in front of them was a hot breakfast, including green vegetables, small porridge, big fish and meat, everything that one expects to find.

The director cleared his throat: "One porridge and one meal should be hard-won. This morning is to let everyone experience the hardships of parents. Parents always leave the best for us, and would rather eat leftovers with fishbone..."

After the singer learned that he would be blocked if he quit the show last night, he held his breath and immediately pointed out that something was wrong: "Is it the opposite? Now that we are parents, shouldn't these foods be given to children?"

Director: "No, the four of you are the targets of transformation. You are not allowed to order takeout today, and you will have to do physical work next. I hope you will seize the opportunity to have breakfast."

Smelling the aroma from the opposite side, who can eat the mushy porridge?None of the four made a move.

When the director saw that they didn't eat, his eyes lit up: "Of course, parents have the right to decide what they eat. Now we have a round of voting, whether to exchange food with the children."

No matter how stupid you are, everyone knows that you can't compete with the children for food. When the director said "raise your hand if you agree to change", only one person in the audience actively raised his hand: "I want to change with my father!"

Looking at the active little bun, Wen Bieyan was very helpless: "Good boy, put it down."

Anyway, he never ate breakfast, he was used to it a long time ago, and forcing him to eat breakfast was harder than going to heaven.

Xiao Baozi received Gu Xi's task last night to coax Wen Bieyan to have breakfast.

Relying on his young and healthy body, Wen Bieyan has been too lazy to eat breakfast since he was in college, and he is not afraid of stomach problems from starvation.After being together with Gu Xi for two years, they have been obedient for two years. After breaking up, Gu Xi is most worried about Wen Bieyan's food.

First coaxing Wen Bieyan to feed him, and then taking the opportunity to ask for a few bites for him. Every time at this time, Wen Bieyan said he would not eat, but would still eat some meaningfully.

The frequency was basically kept at three to one. Therefore, in order to make Wen Bieyan full, Gu Xi went back to eat until he was full, and leaned on Wen Bieyan to ask him to rub his stomach.When he was just pregnant with buns, he thought it was the retribution of eating too much, and he started to grow a small belly.

Gu Xi taught by example, Xiao Baozi followed suit, first asked for a meal, and then took advantage of the director's absence, tugged at the sleeves of the banquet, and said in a childish voice, "Can you help me have a bite?"

"My teeth are going to rest for a while, can you help me take another bite?"

The routine was so familiar, Wen Bieyan shook his hand and almost fed Baozi's face.

Wen Bieyan didn't realize it until he was tricked into finishing a bowl of porridge, with a look of bitterness and hatred on his face.Not only did he eat something he never ate before, he even willingly rubbed the little bun's stomach!

What went wrong? ? ?

Fans don't care about Wen Bieyan's inner activities, every day in the video of squatting with buns, what flashes across the bullet screen is——

Ahhh, this must be the angel sent by heaven to save Wen Bieyan!

Hahahaha, look at how he can't lose his temper!

Congratulations to Wen Bieyan for successfully transforming.

……

But Baozi sometimes can't handle Wen Bieyan.After a layer of exploitation, the power of language can only be passed on to Wen Bieyan to a very limited extent.

For example, Wen Bieyan was drunk.

During the show, it is reasonable to say that Wen Bieyan can't drink alcohol, but today is a special day. It is the 1888th day of his relationship with Gu Xi and the 1111th day of their breakup.

Wen Bieyan took advantage of Baozi's afternoon nap and secretly drove out to drink.

He had had no fewer than fifty such drinks.

For example, the 1999th day of kissing, the 1000th day of going to bed, the 1000th day of breaking up...

The program crew turned a blind eye to the situation, which was what they expected. Wen Bieyan's performance during this period was so extraordinary that his character design collapsed.

Then when Baozi woke up rubbing his eyes, he saw a big drunk. After being brought back by the manager, he hugged him and cried: He doesn’t want me anymore, we’ve broken up for 1111 days, he must be There are other dogs. The children are all your age. Only I am that big idiot...

The assistant Zhang blocked the camera embarrassingly, so this part cannot be filmed.

Wen Bieyan wept for Baozi's stomach, and looked at Xiao Zhang in relief. Xiao Zhang gave him a helpless look, and asked the century-old problem "Can you coax him to take medicine".

Wen Bieyan was drunk and had a fever.When he was playing games at noon, he was soaked in water, and ran to the riverside to get drunk without changing his clothes. If he didn't have a fever, he would have a fever.

He refused to get an injection or take medicine.

The assistant rescued Baozi: "You will infect him like this."

Wen Bieyan immediately let go of his hand, turned his head and threw himself on the pillow beside him, buried it in, and continued.

Baozi touched the back of Wen Bieyan's wet head on tiptoe, and sighed old-fashionedly.

This topic is beyond the outline.

So Mimi quietly found a place where no one was around and called Gu Xi.

Asking Wen Bieyan to take medicine is really a problem, Gu Xi's eyebrows are all knotted, in the past, he had to promise Wen Bieyan a lot of conditions to coax him to speak, such as giving him candy for a kiss, using a condom with sweet strawberry flavor, and putting cherry cream on the neinei ...I can't wait to make Gu Xi's hair sweet, so as to counteract the bitterness of the medicine.

Gu Xi tried many methods, Baozi was a qualified microphone, but unfortunately none of them worked.

"39 degrees! Ancestor, I beg you not to cry! I'm dehydrated from crying, and your fans will tear me alive." Gu Xi heard Xiao Zhang's collapse on the other end, and was in a hurry, Wen Bieyan, what's wrong with this.

He remembered that there was a big guy in the neighborhood who often made false voices online, so he ran out to borrow a voice changer.

Gu Xi swore that he hadn't run so fast in about three years, and his heart was beating like an explosion.Baozi has always given him peace of mind, there is no such thing as catching a child who rolled off the bed in a matter of seconds.

But the child's father is very ignorant.

He couldn't tell whether it was because he ran too fast, or because he heard Wen Bieyan's voice again after four years.

Anyway, his ears were ringing, and his blood was rushing up, like a kid rushing to buy medicine for his girlfriend with dysmenorrhea.So much so that I can't think about why the women's clothing boss wears an apron and no clothes for cooking after a young professor-like guest comes to his house.

"Hey, hello, can you hear me? I'm Gu Wenshu's father." Gu Xi's voice trembled.

Wen Bieyan suddenly stopped crying: "Sheng Sheng."

"..." This voice changer is fake!

Hearing his nickname from Wen Bieyan again after four years, Gu Xi stopped breathing.Ever since Wen Bieyan got to know this nickname, he always liked to yell on the bed, asking him if he was going to have a baby.The ghost knows that he can really give birth!

Wen Bieyan was so delirious that he couldn't hear who was on the opposite side, and was talking nonsense in Gu Xi's familiar tone.

"You recognized the wrong person." Gu Xi tried to redeem.

"You broke up with me and you still lied to me!" Wen Bieyan burst into rage, turned over excitedly and fell off the bed, scaring everyone away with a bang.

"Nosebleed!" Xiao Zhang exclaimed.

"Are you alive!" Wen Bieyan snorted aggressively with nosebleeds.

"Yes, life and life." Gu Xi reluctantly compromised.The children are all born, that's right.

Wen Bieyan was a little satisfied, and began to accuse Gu Xi of his crimes in the past four years.

Gu Xi coaxed him to hang up the water, Wen Bieyan stuck the needle in one hand and held the phone firmly in the other, "You have to promise me..."

Gu Xi's bad checks are flying like crazy, he knows that Wen Bieyan often breaks up when he wakes up drunk.

Letting Baozi fool him tomorrow is an illusion.

As soon as it was too late, the accompanying doctor left, and Xiao Zhang went out on business.

Only Baozi went out to drink because of Wen Bieyan during the day, no one woke him up and slept in the dark, now he is full of energy.

After Gu Xi coaxed the older ones, he coaxed the younger ones to sleep.

Baozi was relatively sober, and listened to his father repeating what he said to coax Wen Bieyan with disgust.

Baozi was puzzled, he was immune to this set of rhetoric after hearing it for the second time, why did Wen Bieyan still believe it?

"Father, he is so stupid." Baozi secretly said to Gu Xi.

Gu Xi: Don't say that about him.

"Aren't you sleepy, then help dad look after him."

The call has been going on for more than three hours, and the phone is getting hot.

Wen Bieyan's consciousness was in a daze, holding his mobile phone incoherently: "Don't go, don't go, Shengsheng, I miss you..."

Gu Xi clutched his phone, his heart was burning.

Baozi was chubby with his chin propped on his small hand like a lotus root, and his big eyes blinked: I don't cry when I call my father.

Perhaps it was because Gu Xi didn't reply to him, Wen Bieyan's eyes welled up with tears again, like a wounded little beast curled up and sobbing.

Wen Bieyan kept crying and said he missed Gu Xi, Baozi was influenced by him, his eyes blinked and gradually became wet.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" of father!"

Gu Xi's head grew big, and at this moment he felt like a scumbag who abandoned his wife and son.The father and son are more distressed than the other, and they can't wait to book a ticket to fly there immediately.

Wen Bieyan woke up the next day with his head exploding. He squeezed his forehead and asked the people around him if someone called Shengsheng called him last night.

Everyone shook their heads.

No.

Only Baozi's father called.

You force others to call you Shengsheng.

When the doctor came for a follow-up visit, Wen Bieyan couldn't believe it: "Did I hang water last night? It's impossible."

"My father is amazing, just say a few words and you will agree." Baozi showed off coolly with his hands in his pockets.

Wen Bieyan's whole person:? ? ?

Why did a bunch of people suddenly appear to pinpoint their own weaknesses? Damn it, did Gu Xi write a textbook for private circulation? !