[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

It’s been a long time since Didara made an astonishing speech. As for how long this long time is—I personally don’t have a big idea of ​​the passage of time, and I don’t know the details.

Deidara's novice mission is completely derailed by Scorpion's impatience.Deidara, who originally had to make a frenzied move to officially join, actually became a full member of the Akatsuki organization without doing anything.

Uncle Kakuto's partners changed over and over again, and the last teammate code-named Sandai was sent to the gold exchange with his death.

The days are still stable, and the heights of the boy Didara and the boy Uchiha Itachi also began to rise vertically.

It was only when Uchiha Itachi looked at me from looking up, looking up, and then looking down again that I finally noticed that the two children were no longer the brats who recognized me.

Time is standing beside me, who is standing still, and I am running forward all the way, and I ran a long distance without knowing it, and I can't catch up again.

"You seem to be very free recently."

Scorpion sighed indifferently.

The blond wig bought by mistake is still useful.The little puppet that can't be used for fighting has long golden hair, a round face, and delicate eyebrows.Coupled with a pair of crimson eyes, it is hard to tell at first glance whether it looks like a scorpion or a Didala.

I let go of my hand, and used the chakra line to manipulate the little puppet, which was not much higher than my calf, to get up and turn around.

I asked him, "Look, does he look like my son?"

Scorpion snorted slightly: "I look a bit like Didala."

I touched my chin thoughtfully: "Didara is actually my son?"

Scorpion laughed and tapped my forehead with his fingers.

"Stupid you."

Without saying a word, I tore off the puppet's blond hair in twos and replaced it with a crimson wig, cut it short and put it on.The file smoothed out the green and childish look between the puppet's eyebrows, and the eyes drooped slightly.The expression didn't change, but there was a smile that was not a smile.

This time the shadow of Didala is completely gone, but it is exactly the same as the scorpion.

I backhanded the puppet that looked exactly like the scorpion into his arms.

"My craftsmanship is really superb. I can carve a big one another day to change my face."

Scorpion took the puppet calmly, picked it up and looked at it for a long time.

He sneered and laughed.

"It's crudely made, and your craftsmanship can only fool those people who don't know how to do it."

I glared at him: "What nonsense, I used to be a master of the puppet army."

Scorpion put down the puppet and rubbed my head casually: "Yes, master. A master with a height of 1.6 meters."

I felt like he had shot me in the knee with an arrow.

The arrow hit my knee that no longer hurts, and it hurts like the ball joint is about to fall off.

What's wrong with 1.6 meters? 1.6 meters, and the length of the soldier is still 1.6 meters. Isn't it still the strongest human beings.

"I was tricked by you and made into a puppet before I started to develop, okay?" I gritted my teeth and said, "You are only 1.6 meters three."

Scorpion didn't even lift his eyelids: "One centimeter is tall, let alone three centimeters."

Scarlet sand scorpion, your second uncle's leg, tomorrow I will carve a shell like that of Mr. Kisame, and I will shock you to death with manliness.

Scorpion put on the shell of Feiliuhu on his own. In fact, I think it doesn't make much sense whether he puts on this shell or not.

Those who have never seen the actual body of the scorpion, except for Mr. Kisame who is an honest person who is not compatible with our mission, everyone in the Akatsuki organization has probably seen the face of the scorpion.

I also persuaded him before that it would be a pity to cover his face.

The scorpion just replied to me indifferently, the shell of Feiliuhu is relatively low-key.

... Keep a low profile, you can't be more high profile when you grow up like this, okay?

I attribute this to the fact that Scorpion's taste is too weird.

He got up and was about to go out, I hurriedly put aside the tools in my hand and reached out to grab his clothes.

Scorpion glanced at me: "What's the matter with you?"

"What's the matter with you?"

I didn't let go of the hand that was holding his clothes, and my whole body, using both hands and feet, fell on the scorpion.

"I remember you have no mission recently."

Although he didn't tell me deliberately, I have a certain understanding after getting along for so many years.Scorpion is a person who has subordinates everywhere, and every ninja village in every country is full of eyeliners.

This style of casting a wide net and catching fish made Xiezi one of the most suitable intelligence workers in Xiao's organization, except for the black and white pitcher plant goblin.

Most of the time, Scorpion doesn't have any urgent tasks. His task is to support other people and confirm the information content so that the activities of killing people and stealing goods can be carried out more smoothly.

In my impression, the last time Scorpion went on a mission seemed to be to confirm information about Didara's mission.

Of course, after confirming the information, we will not mention the fact that the task is also completed smoothly.

"Well—" Scorpion pondered, "It's not a particularly important task, I'm going to find a suitable three to fill the vacancy."

As he spoke, Scorpion glanced at me: "The last three stations were killed by Jiaodu again."

I do know this.

The previous Santai was a very noisy man with no rewards but no strength. Uncle Jiaodu also said that this man had no luck for wealth.

For Uncle Kakuto, he has no fortune and is extremely mean-spirited, which sets up a death flag.Coupled with the high bounty on his head, and his own lack of outstanding strength... I can imagine how he was bargained after he entered the gold exchange.

I sighed, "This is dying from talking too much."

"Are you talking about yourself?"

"No, I'm talking about the last three channels. And brother Kirishima in the studio next door."

Scorpion rolled his eyes: "I don't understand what you are talking about."

I have plundered all the channel strings next to each other, only if you can understand.

Seeing that I was distracted, Scorpion held my face and hit it with a head hammer.There was only a thumping sound, and I felt that my forehead might be smashed by him.

"...what are you doing?"

"It's okay." He looked away, "Penn thinks that you are the most suitable person to become Three Channels."

I thought about it.

It seems that this is the case.

Uncle Kakuto, if you say you are easy to get along with, you are easy to get along with, but if you say you are not easy to get along with, it is really difficult to serve.

And the person who has been with him the longest is me, other than the leader, only Sister Nan and Xiezi can chat with him for a few words.The rest of the people are completely businesslike, you give me money and I will act according to the money.

I leaned on the scorpion and touched my chin: "Tell me, how about I apply to become a third party and partner with Uncle Kakuzu. He will definitely not kill me."

Scorpion's voice suddenly became cold: "How dare you."

"...Don't dare, I'm just joking."

Scorpion raised his hand, and his fingers ran through my hair.

"Deng, be obedient. Don't get too involved with the Akatsuki organization." His voice seems to have warmed up. "I found a candidate who is more suitable for the three channels than you this time."

I just can't think of what kind of person would be more suitable as Uncle Kakuto's partner than me.

I was curious: "A traitor who doesn't have a bounty on his head? No, the traitor has a bounty on his head..."

Scorpion picked me up and opened the door and walked out.

"You don't have to worry about that."

Scorpion said lightly.

"This person, Jiaodu will never kill him."

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The countdown to Feiduan's launch is in progress.

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