[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

After so many years of looking at the face of the scorpion, I am naturally very used to it. Rather than saying that I am used to it, it is better to say that I have a relatively big opinion on the shell of Feiliuhu.

As for Didala, on the first day he joined the Akatsuki organization, he yelled at Fei Liuhu's appalling appearance for so many days as Uncle Scorpion.

He was almost terrified by the scorpion.

"Didara is frightened by you."

Scorpion gave me a blank look: "Is that my fault?"

I spread my hands like the scorpion did before: "It's not my fault anyway."

Didara took several steps back in fright from the scorpion, and I almost saw a tail stretched into a stick behind Didara.

The kid was so scared, it was so pitiful.

I patted Xiezi on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Didara, look at whether you are handsome, Uncle Xie."

Deidara looked at me blankly.

After a long time, he whispered softly: "Scorpion...Uncle...?"

The bright red eyes of the scorpion's eyes were slightly raised, and they glanced at him coldly.

Didara jumped up behind me full of horror.

I can clearly see that Didara's back is stiff and straight, which is much more tense than when he was surrounded by us before he joined Akatsuki.

I poked Didara's stiff body with my index finger in a mischievous mood: "Do you remember what I told you?"

Didara turned to look at me, and said slowly in a trembling voice, "...what, what..."

I pointed to the scorpion very frankly.

"I said that the scorpion is my baby tame, only one year older than me, 26 this year."

"Change, perversion! Hmm!"

Didara suddenly became agitated, his voice stammered and a little shocked, but even so, he didn't forget to add his all-time oral habit at the end of the sentence.

"You, you—you two old monsters who can't grow up! Hmm!"

Deidara ran out crying.

I watched Didara run away in tears, put my arm on Scorpion's shoulders, and leaned on him with half of my body.

"Scorpion." I smiled and said, "Didara said you are an old monster."

Scorpion gave me a sideways look: "Don't shirk, you too."

"Eh—I'm not." I prolonged my voice on purpose, "I've let you dismantle me for several years, I'm just a teenager."

"You are not a teenager."

Scorpion raised his hand and tapped my forehead with his fingers.

"I usually have fun when I bully others, so don't pretend to be young now."

I clenched my fists: "I am Brother Deng forever, a man who will always be 15 years old."

"Then you have to add ten years before the age of 15."

Scorpion chuckled.

After finishing speaking, he pinched my chin, leaned closer and kissed the corner of my lips.

I covered the place where he kissed and quickly backed away.

"Foul...foul, you are! It's too cheating to be cute!"

I think it's because I haven't seen such a delicate and beautiful body of Scorpion for too long.

Obviously, we have already entered the so-called old couple mode.

But today, being kissed so suddenly by him, I felt the illusion that my heart was beating again.

Scorpion patted my head and rubbed it, and whispered something in my ear.

I stared blankly at him as he turned and left.

When I was in a daze, Didara returned to the room without saying a word.

I looked at where the scorpion had left, and then at him.

Didara said dissatisfied: "You guys are stimulating single dogs, um."

I was stunned and retorted subconsciously: "Come on, your IQ is called a single stupid roe deer."

After I finished speaking, I came back to my senses.

I looked at Didara apologetically: "I'm sorry, why don't you still be single."

"You're the dog, huh!"

I felt ashamed, so I looked at him sincerely: "...Wang."

Didara was even more dissatisfied.

"Isn't it just being kissed! What is there to be proud of, what to show off, eh!"

"...What am I showing off?" I said innocently, "If you are envious and jealous, you can kiss the scorpion too."

"I'm sick, um! Why should I kiss him!"

Angrily, he picked up the teacup on the table and tried to hit me, but as an honest adult who knew I was wrong, I generously let him hit me without dodging.

Anyway, I didn't pay for the teacup.

A teacup can't do me any harm.

I also took a teacup from Didara solidly, and Didara was no longer so angry after hitting me.

Although he still looked dissatisfied, he no longer looked like he was about to explode at any moment.

Deidara sat down next to me angrily, and he didn't know what he was angry about... Ah, sorry, it seems that he is so angry because I always run on him.

He said aggressively, "Hey, Deng. What did Uncle Xie say to you just now?"

"……what?"

"...You are stupid, um. Let me ask you what Uncle Scorpion said to you just now. Hmm."

It was rare for me to be speechless looking at Didara who was showing signs of getting angry again: "Why are you calling him uncle again?"

He choked on me and shouted, "I want you to take care of me!"

Yes, yes, young master, you are difficult to serve, Brother Deng doesn't care.

But when I really didn't care, Didara couldn't help but come over by himself.

He tugged at the corner of my clothes, raised his face and asked me again.

"Leng, what did Uncle Xie say to you just now, um."

Brother Deng, as a principled person, I really wanted to let Didala fend for himself regardless of the end.

But when I saw Deidara's round and very pleasing blue eyes, I felt that my principles were all fed to Huahua.

"Scorpion, he told me just now..."

"Umm, what did you say, huh?"

I smiled, raised my hand like a scorpion, and flicked Didara's forehead with my fingers.

Although Didara wears Yan Yin's forehead, but the meaning is enough.

"He told me, 'Uncle is going to investigate the information, the children should stay and watch the house'."

Didara covered his forehead, and stared at me with big blue eyes: "I'm not a kid, eh!"

"Don't be so quick to check in, can you, the scorpion is talking about me."

"...Do you want to be ashamed, um."

"I don't need that kind of thing!"

Deidara was silent.

I couldn't help laughing out as I watched Didara's bulging bun face.Didara ignored me angrily.

I poked his cheek with my finger, but his face became rounder.

I rolled my eyes with a smile, put my hands on his face and stared at him: "Hey, Deidara."

Didara puffed up and said nothing.

I clapped my hands hard.

With a pop, Didara's face sank.

I clutched my stomach and rolled on the ground laughing: "I was wrong, the scorpion was not talking about me, but you hahahahaha——"

Angrily, he got up and stepped on my face.

Didara's fighting power is not enough for me.

It is even weaker when he is barefoot.

Even if he steps on me, it won't cause me any harm, let alone he hasn't stepped on it yet.

I laughed enough and got up and patted his head: "Okay, okay, don't be angry with me."

Deidara turned his head away and ignored me.

I smiled even better: "Uncle wants to go out to play, kid, do you want to go with me?"

The author has something to say:

The update that I haven't seen for a long time, let Brother Deng and Uncle Xie show their affection, Didara, how are your eyes?

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