[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

The tough Deidara boy quickly got over the fact that I was 25 and put the last time I beat him up behind me.

Deidara quickly laid a good foundation of friendship with me with his tossing personality, and he fooled around with me every day.

The above is from Tom Sue's leading actor, Fluorescent Lamp, which is my nonsense.

The real situation is this.

Didara, the unlucky boy, quickly overcame the fact that Scorpion was only 26 years old, and smoothly continued to call him Uncle Scorpion.And they ignored me at all and called me by my first name.Coupled with the fact that I defeated him twice, Deidara provoked me almost every day in his spare time when he was not on missions.

The only thing he left out of his mind was the fact that I made him listen to me later.

Of course, Deidara, who is only in his early teens, is no match for me at all. Seven out of ten times his provocations ended in failure, and the remaining three times were because I didn't bother to talk to him, and the scorpion beat him up.

The tenacious Didara did not give in, he thrived under the devastation of me and the scorpion.

I once saw Didala challenge Mr. Kisame after failing to challenge the authority of Scorpion. Leaving aside the outcome, Didara's fighting style is really more and more like that of Scorpion and me back then.

All kinds of insidious tricks are used without exception, and he also draws inferences about other cases from one instance in close combat.Although Deidara is a bit of a bear in other aspects, I am amazed at how insidious he is in fighting.

Scorpion is also looking forward to him.

I think Scorpion is like that, maybe if it wasn't for the fact that Deidala was too far away from his artistic views, Scorpion would have taken him as an apprentice.

Didara may have been slapped by the scorpion with a puppet technique outside, and when he returned to the house, his face was still covered in ashes, so he threw himself on my back.

"Deng, Uncle Scorpion is so strong, eh!"

I threw Didara off my back in disgust: "I can also slap you in the face with a puppet, why don't you say I'm strong."

After being thrown out by me, Deidara rolled over and landed like a cat deftly. He looked at me and then at the scorpion.

He disdained: "You also learned your puppet art from Uncle Xie, eh."

I smiled and slapped him on the back of the head: "Uncle, I can blow you to pieces with just physical skills."

Didara pouted, but said nothing.

I didn't bother to look at the child, I just continued to help Scorpion wipe his collection with a soft cloth.

Seeing that I didn't tease him, Deidara also felt bored.The early teens are the age at which cats and dogs are disgusting, and I also lived at this age.At that time, I had a scorpion that could harm me. After Didara joined the Xiao organization, he didn't even have a friend of the same age who could play with him. He could only come to my room with the scorpion every day to harm Huahua, my family.

Deidara sat down on the floor next to me, following Hua Hua's back.

Obviously he still has a mouth in the palm of his hand, so he is not afraid of eating dog hair in his hand.

I glanced up at him and saw that he was doing fine playing with the dog by himself.

"Deidara."

"Ok?"

While applying protective oil to the puppet, I couldn't help but turn on the fatherly mode for Didara.

"You said that you are so young, why do you have to think about defecting. Living well is not better than anything else."

Deidara and Huahua with golden blue mandarin duck eyes stared at me together.

I raised my hand and poked Didara's forehead.

"You too, and Uchiha Itachi too. It's hard to catch up with an era without wars, what are you doing restless and defecting. Troubled times are not fun."

Deidara snorted.

It seems that he spent too much time with Scorpion, and he has learned to be arrogant.

"You still dare to say me, why did you defect, hmm."

Damn, do you think I want to defect? ​​Isn't it because of that little fairy, the Scarlet Sand Scorpion!

Didara straightened the forehead guard that was crooked by me, and moved in front of me with Huahua, who was almost as big as him, and even the puppet in my hand was pushed aside by him.

I hurriedly took the puppet and took off the dog hair rubbed on it.

Didara leaned over and interrupted my movement.

"Speaking of which, Lamp. Why did you defect, eh."

I gave him an angry look: "Can you control it?"

Didara laughed: "It must be because you can't get along anymore, um. You don't look like a traitor at all, um."

I plucked the dog hair, feeling a little guilty.

I have to say that from a certain point of view, Didara is really right...

Seeing that I didn't answer, Didara's curiosity prevailed.

"Hey, Lantern. How about you tell me why you defected, and I'll answer your question, um."

I glanced at him.

Deidara looked full of pride, as if she must know the reason for my defection.Seeing him like that is how much I should thank him for answering one of my questions.

I re-stained the protective oil with a soft cloth and wiped it evenly on the hard shell of the puppet, and put the puppet coated with protective oil in a place where Didala and Huahua could not harm it, and then slowly answered Didala's question. question.

It's just that the answer is not what he wants to know.

"The stupid thing about why you defected, I knew when Akatsuki wanted to lure you into the gang."

Didara said dissatisfied: "This is not fair at all, eh!"

I laughed: "The world is so dark, boy, if you think it's unfair, go home quickly."

Didara hugged the dog and said nothing.

His eyes rolled around the puppet in the room a few times, and finally fell back on me.

"How about this, um. I can tell you something that is not written in the document for free, and in exchange you tell me why you defected."

Boy, haven't you heard that curiosity can kill a cat?

Knowing that I have too many things to do, you will break the jealous vat of the scorpion so that he will not be merciful when he beats you in the future.

"Is there anything else I don't know about you..." I frowned, "Oh no, wait, there is really something I don't know."

"You ask you ask."

I looked at Didara sincerely: "Come on, tell Uncle about your measurements."

Didara's face turned red instantly.

"You're a pervert, eh!"

It seems that this trick is quite easy to use, and Didala immediately gave up asking why I defected.Even his good comrade-in-arms, Sunshine Flower, ignored him and ran out of the room as if fleeing.

I took my time and continued to take care of those treasures of the scorpion.

Boy, you are too tender to fight with your uncle.

Uncle is the one who has made both Orochimaru and Uncle Kakuzu aggrieved.

Shortly after Deidara escaped, the scorpion entered the room wagging its long tail.

Huahua rushed over excitedly when she heard the sound of the door, but it turned out that the scorpion entered the door instead of Didala, and it retreated to me with its tail between its legs.

Scorpion looked at the puppet I made for him, and seemed a little satisfied.

I looked back at him: "You don't play with Didara anymore?"

"There is a task later, Didara is ready to go." Scorpion came over and took the puppet from me, and rubbed my hair: "Why are you bullying him again?"

"...What the hell? I just bully him. Am I that person?"

Scorpion put the puppet into the scroll, and when he heard my words, he turned his head and glanced at me nonchalantly: "You are."

...What am I, the entire Akatsuki organization can't pick out someone kinder than me, okay?

Although I didn't speak, I think the scorpion understood what I wanted to say.

Scorpion laughed and patted me.

"Lantern. Go and prepare, there will be a task later, let's go together."

The author has something to say:

Measurements!I finally got Brother Deng to ask the question I didn't ask Brother Itachi!

It's been a long time since I haven't seen Uncle Kadotsu, let him have a sense of presence in the next chapter.

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