[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

Not much to say about fighting.

Anyway, there is nothing to say, basically I bullied Didala unilaterally.

The bomb he was proud of basically didn't work, and it was just a decoration when he couldn't get close.And after getting close... tsk tsk tsk, it was the first time that I was so thankful for the good habit of fighting with scorpions every day I developed back then.

Didara should be young, even though the bomb is powerful enough for him to defeat most jonin and still have the energy to play terrorist attacks.

But compared to the scorpion back then, it is still weak.

Physical skills were blown to pieces by me, and the bombs didn't work.Let alone a puppet, I didn't even pull out any serious weapons.Swinging a broken puppet arm, he slapped him several times.

Didara covered his face and squatted on the ground out of breath: "It's too cheap, um. Hitting someone actually slapped someone in the face, eh!"

I calmly threw the puppet's arm.

"When beating people, they only hit them in the face. When cursing people, they first expose their faults. This is my good style."

"It's clearly your bad taste, eh!"

I spread my hands noncommittally.

After a while, I thought that Deidara had almost recovered from the exhaustion, so I pushed the Uchiha Itachi who was next to me.

Didara looked at me vigilantly, and then at Itachi Uchiha.Did not speak.

I patted the young Itachi boy on the shoulder, and took out the Amway pose that I fooled Uchiha Itachi back then.

"How about this, you fight him. Anyway, you two are about a few years old, and you won't suffer. If you lose, join the Xiao organization, and if we win, we will take you away. How about it?"

The Itachi boy turned his head and glanced at me helplessly, obviously remembering the dark history when I fooled him back then.

Uchiha Itachi was fooled by me because he was too serious, and Didara was fooled by me obviously because he lacked IQ in other aspects except fighting.

Although I was also evaluated by the scorpion as a husky among humans, I obviously had more bad ideas than these two people.

Didara agreed with the rhetoric that I was fooling him at all, and put his hand into the pocket of explosive clay on his waist again, preparing to fight Didara with a serious face.

Uchiha Itachi didn't move, he lifted his chin slightly, still looking cold and calm.

Thirty seconds passed and neither of them moved.

A minute passed, and the two of them still didn't move.

Three minutes later, Didara fell face down on the ground with a "bang".

I was almost stunned by this kind of motionless fighting.

"As expected of Sharingan." Mr. Kisame, who once had a real battle with Uchiha Itachi, sighed. "This kind of illusion, no matter how many times I see it, I feel very powerful."

Illusion has no effect on the puppet body, which was confirmed in the tentative fight between me and Uchiha Itachi.

Illusion is an illusion created by disturbing the nerves through vision, and puppets do not have such complex nerves as the human body. It is only thanks to the magic of Chakra that they can live forever in the form of puppets.

I asked curiously, "Itachi, what did you do to him?"

Itachi Uchiha lowered his eyes, and his long eyelashes covered his red sharing eyes: "I fed him sweet balls for 72 hours in the monthly reading."

...I can feel the greasy smell of sweet balls.

Scorpion made a prompt decision and ordered Mr. Kisame to pick up the unconscious Didala and bring it back to the Akatsuki organization.

On the way back, there was no uncomfortable cold sight from Orochimaru, and we were much more relaxed.

Especially the itachi boy who has been stared at, although his expression is still a look of high-cold facial paralysis, but after passing through the puberty of the scorpion's expressionless face, I can also understand that Uchiha Itachi is happy under the illusion of facial paralysis Not a lot.

When he arrived at the border of Yuyin Village, Didala, who had been eroded by the sweet ball hell in the hallucination, woke up because of the sudden drop in temperature.

He sneezed and blinked blankly before finally realizing that he was being held on someone else's shoulders.

I leaned over, deliberately took out the three-color meatballs that I bought on the way for the young Itachi and was eaten by him, and handed them to Didala who just woke up with a smile.

"Yo, we're almost there. Are you hungry, do you want to eat?"

Deidara threw up.

I laughed so hard that I was a little unsteady when I walked, almost falling on the scorpion.

Scorpion glared at me impatiently, but he held my waist and put me behind his back.

I leaned on the back of the scorpion and grinned, curled up my index finger and clasped the shell of Feiliuhu.

It is no different from our body, except that the inanimate shell is also hard.I knocked, and there were a few muffled sounds through the fabric.

Speaking of which, the scorpion is getting more and more used to hiding in this shell, and it has been a long time since I saw my young boy's gorgeous face like a peach blossom.

The scorpion turned his head after hearing me tap him twice on the back.

He didn't speak, Fei Liuhu's shell still had that dull and gloomy look full of murderous intent, but Scorpion's eyes were calm.

Although Scorpion has been bullying me since I was a child, he has no good looks, and he is often self-centered. He has to be what he says.

But to make people like Scorpion look at me like this, I think this is the greatest tenderness in Scorpion's life.

Mr. Kisame has long been used to the act of showing affection between Xie Zi and me.The Itachi boy was still a little stiff, but he was gradually getting used to it, except for Didara who was dumbfounded.

I didn't care about Didara's astonished expression as if he saw a hundred earth shadows dancing a hula dance, and hugged Scorpion's neck and kissed it affectionately.

"Deng, be honest." Scorpion's tone was a little cold, but he didn't stop me from moving.

"We're almost at base."

The implication is to be quiet now, and get bored after you go back?

I let go of my hand obediently, and looked at the scorpion eagerly.

He turned his head aside: "Whatever you want."

Deidara almost couldn't care less about being carried on his shoulders by Mr. Kisame with his head upside down. He stuttered for a long time, and even forgot to speak out, before finally forming a complete sentence.

"You...you...you guys, what is this relationship..."

I approached the scorpion maliciously, no, it was Fei Liuhu's shell face, blinking and smiling at Didala.

"As you can see, what do you think our relationship is?"

Didara almost fell headfirst from Mr. Kisame's shoulders, and just as he balanced his movements, he struggled and jumped to the ground.It may be that Mr. Kisame felt that he had no sense of threat, so he let go of him.

Didara rushed in front of me in three steps and two steps at a time. He glanced at Scorpion hesitantly, and finally stood still in front of us regardless.

"What do you want to do, kid." Scorpion asked with a hoarse voice in a gloomy tone.

Didara didn't speak, just stared at me and stretched out my hand.

I don't know what he wants to do, but judging by his movements, the direction of reaching out is not towards the huge weak spot on my left chest, so I just let him go.

Dida stretched his hand to touch my chest, and scratched it twice with his fingers.

After three seconds of silence, he took a step back as if greatly frightened.

"What! Aren't you a man, eh!"

...Wait, is this the point that needs to be questioned? !

I patted his hand on my chest: "I thought you were going to be shocked by why such a delicate and beautiful boy like me was with a perverted uncle uglier than Orochimaru!"

Halfway through the speech, I felt a cold killing intent rising out of nowhere around me, I changed my words abruptly, and said righteously: "Of course, I'm not saying that my scorpion is ugly, my scorpion looks like a flower!" Damn, I don't like anyone with scorpions!"

The killing intent around me dissipated a little, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

After hearing my loud voice, Kisame-san and Uchiha Itachi also stopped.I think they are curious about the relationship between me and Scorpion even if they are not surprised.

Didara, who was shocked by this news, glanced at the scorpion in the shape of a crimson amber, and his face turned green.

I know what he wants to say.

What happened to Feiliuhu, this is the testimony of me and my scorpion when we confessed to each other, what do you know about children.

"No, it won't be... um... you two, um..." Didara asked me with a stiff face, "Why..."

I think I see intellectual curiosity in the faces of two other people who have nothing to do with them.

Scorpion snorted arrogantly, it seemed that he didn't intend to answer this question.

Actually, this is a good question.From my birth to the age of 26, more than [-] years have changed the relationship between me and Scorpion from cousins ​​who have never met, to young tamers who are related by blood.It has changed from childish tameness to disregarding ethics and human relationships, and no one can do it except scorpions... Well, I think it is probably a lover.

Scorpion walked towards me with all his indifference, sharpness and paranoia. I had no choice but to compromise and accept everything about Scorpion.

From that sentence of eternity, everything that is now has been created.

I can't let go of the scorpion, just as the scorpion can't let go of me.

The author has something to say:

Deidara, are the sweet balls delicious?

YLYZFI扔了一个地雷投掷时间：2015-01-2708：25：39

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