[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

Originally, I wanted to choose to open the door and go in with a big drink.

But after thinking about it, I think that the ninja who can fight with Mr. Onisame is definitely not a good thing. Just going in like this will not frighten him, and he may be able to compensate himself.

I decided that it would be better to surprise this kind of thing.

So I kicked down the wall.

It's not that I'm strong, it's easy to smash a wall after becoming a ninja.Even Scorpion, who mainly cultivates puppets, can break three walls with me.

Besides, I don't feel bad if it's not the wall of my house.

The scattered pieces of wood collapsed together with the brick wall, and dust was stirred up in another room, and two shadowy figures stopped at the same time and looked towards me.

I recalled the cool and domineering expression of the leader of the Xiao organization, made a cold look, raised my chin slightly and asked, "Who is here?"

The scorpion kicked me from behind.

Before the smoke cleared, I hurriedly turned my head to stare at him, and whispered: "I didn't embarrass you, it's pretty cool, what else do you want?"

Scorpion gave me a blank look: "That's Konoha's ninja, we are waiting for him. Don't be stupid."

I am embarrassed.

After the embarrassment, I cleared my throat and asked again: "Are you Konoha's ninja?"

There was no response there.

After the dust settled, I finally got a clear look at what the ninja we were targeting looked like.

"..."

This is a Konoha ninja surrounded by a circle, with some minor injuries but not weak.

"...!?"

This is me who was stunned but still maintained a cool look.

Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.

Why didn't anyone tell me that the ninja that the Akatsuki organization likes is a child! ?

I turned my head stiffly and looked back at Scorpion. Scorpion had a calm and plain expression on his face, it seemed that he was well prepared.

'Who is this...'

I silently asked him with my mouth.

'Uchiha Itachi. '

Scorpion answered with the same mouth shape.

In the Anbu of each ninja village, there are more or less information about famous ninjas, such as Scorpion, and Orochimaru.

As Anbu, he usually knows who many ninja surnames come from which ninja village.

I have heard of the name of the Uchiha family. The manual dubbed the Death Book inside Anbu records the Uchiha Madara of the first generation, and a man named Uchiha Fugaku.

With a complicated expression, I turned my eyes back and forth several times on Uchiha Itachi and Scorpion.

Unexpectedly, the powerful ninja targeted by the Akatsuki organization was a child.

It's not that I have too little information, but that the other party is too young.

When I defected, I guess this kid was still in Konoha's ninja school.

That Uchiha Itachi looks about eleven or twelve years old... Well, he looks quite old.I don't know if the two horoscope lines are caused by excessive consumption of the Blood Successor Limit of Sharingan.

Although I was considered a top ninja in Sand Hidden when I was young...but I have never been targeted by any crazed ninja organization.

Let's think about the Uchiha family members recorded in the death book.

Hmm... why am I surprised, his surname is Uchiha.It shouldn't be surprising that someone with the surname Uchiha did anything.

I coughed dryly and straightened my face.

Before I could open my mouth, Uchiha Itachi, who escaped Mr. Kisame's knife, was already surprised: "Why does the Akatsuki organization have children?"

I subconsciously looked back at the scorpion.

My baby-faced boy is hidden in the shell of Fei Liuhu's uncle who looks over 40 years old.

I looked at Mr. Kisame again.

...No, it's a little hard to look at.

I looked away from Mr. Kisame's seafood-flavored body, thought about it, and realized that Uchiha Itachi might be talking about me.

Eh - he's talking about me?

I said angrily: "Who are you talking about a child? It's impolite to call him uncle!"

I hate why the scorpion can't give me two more years to let me grow longer.

I hate my height below normal.

I hate Mr. Kisame as the big tall guy in stark contrast.

...So, Uchiha Itachi, why are you so old-looking at such a young age!

I choked up and looked back at Scorpion: "I'm over 20, right?"

Scorpion was silent, glanced at Uchiha Itachi and Kisame who were fighting again, probably felt that they didn't need help, so he reached out and patted my head.

"Well, you're 24. There's nothing wrong with calling you uncle."

Depressed, I grabbed Scorpion's hand from the top of my head: "I don't know why I don't feel comforted at all, and my heart is even more stuffy."

Ever since I couldn't see the traces of growth in myself, I don't have much idea about the passage of time.

If it weren't for the scorpion saying today that I'm already 24.

I thought I was just a young man who had just defected from the hidden sand village after chasing the scorpion.

I sniffled and pulled out the puppet scroll from my ninja bag.After the white smoke dissipated, standing in front of me was a black-robed puppet who looked somewhat similar to me.

It just so happened that Uchiha Itachi's eyes turned red like black jade, and the eyes of the writing wheel were glistening with blood.

Mr. Kisame propped himself up on the ground with a large sword, forced his body to pant slightly: "Sharingan writing... Uchiha's illusion is really well-deserved."

Speaking of illusions... yes.

I looked at Scorpion, and after receiving the instruction, I stepped forward and patted Mr. Kisame on the shoulder: "Can you let me try?"

I rubbed it on the palm of my hand without any trace, maybe it didn't get on it, it was just the fishy smell of my illusion.

Mr. Kisame returned reluctantly.

I didn't rush forward to teach him how to be a man, after all, the kid on the opposite side was named Uchiha, and depending on the situation, he was a genius on the same level as Scorpion.Mr. Kisame was hit by an illusion because of his love rival just now, and it seems that he was injured.

Even if I belong to his uncle's generation, if I rushed forward so rashly, maybe the two combined might not be enough for him to fight alone.

The wall was damaged in the battle between him and Mr. Kisame, and the wind blew in from the damaged wall.I carried a puppet that looked similar to me, and squinted my eyes to face the wind.

"Uchiha Itachi."

Remembering that I have Mr. Kisame and Scorpion behind me backing me up, this made me feel more confident.I stared at Itachi Uchiha, who was a little nervous, but his eyes became brighter, and laughed flamboyantly.

"Join the Akatsuki organization, and retreat to Konoha to keep you safe."

There was a sound of 'beep'.

It was the stone that the scorpion threw over my head.

I ignored the scorpion who ruined my aloof atmosphere, and continued to pretend: "Only the Xiao organization is suitable for people like you. Come on, people are doing it, and the sky is watching, leaving disasters in Konoha. Once the tailed beast comes out Heaven and earth, join the Xiao organization to keep safe."

I think my Amway level is about several percentage points higher than that of Nanjie.

But in fact the effect is not very good.

Uchiha Itachi seemed to be getting more nervous, staring at me without blinking, and there was no flaw in his whole body.

It seems that Amway using language has no effect.

I thought about the simple and rude method of Sister Nan's Amway Scorpion back then, and wanted to confirm the inexplicable idea that popped into my mind just now.

I took out the black sword I had harvested earlier and handed it to the puppet.And I myself hold the dagger Ash left for me.

I hooked my fingers at the genius boy surnamed Uchiha.

"Kang is busy, let's fight. Uncle Deng will teach you how to behave."

The author has something to say:

When I was sorting out the timeline, I suddenly realized that Brother Deng was already 24.

Hmm...it's time to call him Uncle Deng 233333

Brother Deng always felt that he was Sha Yin who defected only last month, and he had no awareness of running away at all.

Uncle Deng has special Amway skills wwww

By the way, what Brother Deng realizes is that the body of a puppet may be immune to illusion 2333

So today's update.

错错错都是我的错扔了一个手榴弹投掷时间：2014-11-1609：40：48

Thank you, wrong, wrong, wrong, it's all my fault. The grenade thrown = 3 = Jun Feng sent you one on behalf of Uncle Deng.