[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

Greatly exceeded my expectations.

Uncle Kakuto actually decided to stay in this dilapidated hotel that felt like I was about to arrive from the outside.

To make matters worse he only opened one room to save money.

I stood speechless in the corridor of the upstairs accommodation room, facing the room with a load-bearing wall except for a table, not knowing what to say.

Uncle Kakuto walked into the room calmly, took off his coat and hung it on the wall.

Huahua didn't dare to follow in. I saw that I still had a lot of blood in reserve, so I canceled the call temporarily.

It wasn't until Uncle Kadotsu poured himself a cup of tea with the teapot that I realized that I stepped on the dust on the floor carefully and entered the room.

Well... broken... ah.

I moved very lightly, for fear of stepping on a hole in the floor.

Compared to the filth and dilapidation downstairs, although there is nothing in the room, it is much cleaner than downstairs.

I sat down next to Uncle Kakutsu with peace of mind after walking through the most vulnerable place. I took Uncle Kakutsu's teapot with me, and brought a glass of water to my side.

Of course not for drinking.

I took off my shirt without avoiding suspicion at all, revealing the puppet's body.

Uncle Kakuto's eyes fell on me.

I dipped some tea with a paper towel, wiped off the dust on the damaged shoulder, and checked the extent of the damage.

It's not too serious, just replace the parts.

The more troublesome thing is the chest.

Uncle Kakuzu really didn't hold back when he stabbed me.

Black armpit hair... Ah no.The thick black line runs through the chest neatly, if it goes a little further to the left, maybe I have to explain it here today.

I poked the hole in my chest with lingering fear.

Fortunately, my lucky value is MAX.

Then I took out the scroll in the ninja bag, in which most of the puppet parts made by the scorpion and myself were sealed.

It's a little inconvenient to switch arms with one hand, but now I have a person next to me who has already obtained my secret.

I greet Uncle Kakuzu.

"Uncle, do me a favor and take off my arm."

He didn't rush to help me, but reached out and tapped my body first.

"Puppet? Did you use a substitute technique?"

Uncle Kakuto's tone suddenly became dangerous.

I was speechless: "Where are you thinking, I am a real person. I told you that most of my body is not flesh and blood. Oh... Uncle, can you quickly help me dismantle my arm?"

Uncle Kakuzu held my arm and lowered his voice dangerously.

"As a dog, is that your attitude. You should understand what you're trying to do."

It was rare for me to be silent when I heard Uncle Kakuzu's words.

I hesitated for a long time, and said hesitantly, "...Wow?"

As a result, Uncle Kakuzu was also silent.

He probably didn't want to talk to me anymore, he simply and neatly removed my broken arm, then turned his back to drink his tea and ignored me.

I wiped the loose dust off the joints with tea, and reassembled the new arm from the scroll.

After installing it, I moved a little bit, and it felt a little weird.

It should be a running-in problem of the new joint.

"idiot."

Just after changing my arm, I heard Uncle Kakutsu scolding me.

I got angry: "Please call me Jing."

"Didn't you call the lamp?"

"Both are cuter anyway."

He sneered: "Stupid."

I am depressed.

"Uncle, why are you scolding me?"

Uncle Kakuto's eyes fell on my newly replaced arm.

I followed along and looked over.

There seems to be something wrong.

It seems that there is nothing wrong.

"What's wrong?"

"You're pretending to be your right hand."

I realized.

My intact hand is the right hand.

The hand I put back on is still the right hand.

I raised my right hand along the side and waved at Uncle Jiaodu.

"I didn't take any medicine today, so I feel cute."

Uncle Kadotsu pressed my head and knocked me on the table.

The teacup and the table shattered together. After all, my head was a fine puppet made by a scorpion, so nothing happened.

I sat up straight with a bag of tea on my head and shook my hair.

Uncle Kakuto looked at me coldly.

"Don't try to piss me off."

"Uncle, you have a bad temper." I complained and took off the arm that was attached to one side, took out a new one and replaced it.

"Although I am your spirit holder, you should treat me well."

Uncle Kakuto scoffed at this.

"I don't trust you, all I trust is money."

I am speechless.

miser.

Sure enough, generally speaking, the strong have a certain degree of psychopathy.

A scorpion is a ghost.

Uncle Kakuto is a money fanatic.

After learning about the nature of Uncle Kakutsu's money-lovers and bad-tempered nature, my attitude restrained a lot.

After all, he won't ignore my stupid actions like Scorpion did.

Uncle Kakuto usually does it.

But fortunately, my puppet body is particularly resistant to beatings, and generally speaking, it can't be broken.

But it was troublesome to fix, so I really settled down.

At most, I would kill someone and set fire to him all day long, chat casually about daily life in my free time, or play with puppets and go to the woods to catch butterflies if I have nothing to do.

This is my second year away from Scorpion.

I'm very comfortable with being Uncle Kakuto's exclusive elf.

It is very peaceful except for traveling everywhere.

Just kind of like scorpions.

In the second year, I still had no news of the scorpion.

After the battle between Uncle Kakuto and Scorpion, Scorpion seemed to have hidden all his whereabouts.

Not only can I not find him, even the old Youtiao Jiaodu uncle doesn't know where the scorpion is.

Another more important thing is that Shayin finally issued a wanted warrant for me this year.

Uncle Kakuto showed it to me.

The puppet troops of Sand Hidden Village rebelled against the fluorescent lights.

Uncle Kakuto pointed at my full name and laughed at me presumptuously.

What's wrong with the fluorescent lamps? Fluorescent lamps, without fluorescent lamps, who will give you light!

Uncle Kakuto started mocking my bounty after mocking my name.

How should I put it, take the rebellion in Wuyin Village that I solved first as an example.

The bounty he exchanged at the gold exchange was 900 million taels, and Uncle Jiaodu still felt that the bounty was not high enough for the price of cabbage.

And my bounty... if it breaks the sky, it will not exceed 300 million.

The C-level rebellion of the puppet troop of Shayin Village has a bounty of 2907 million taels.

I've always been curious about this, obviously I'm much better than that ninja Kirigakure, why my bounty is so low.After thinking about it carefully, I realized that there should be Grandma Chiyo, who stayed in Sand Hidden Village and retired but still had prestige, operating behind the scenes.

In terms of seniority, I can be considered her half-grandson.

She probably didn't want her few remaining relatives to be killed for defecting.

So did the scorpion, and so did I.

I feel more at ease that Scorpion remains anonymous like this and has no news. At the very least, I can think that no one is capable of killing Red Sand Scorpion, a traitor in the Hidden Sand Village.

I don't want the scorpion killed at all.

In the second year after leaving Scorpion, I had no news of him.

Like him, I became a traitor who was wanted and offered a reward.

I miss him a lot.

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The third watch is over!

I'm so tired and vomiting blood...

Don't praise me, don't praise me!

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You are all my little cuties.

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