[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

The days ran happily like a wild dog with prolapsed anus, and Scorpion gained a firm foothold among the many Chunin, and became Sand Yin's leading puppet genius.

I still follow Hui Hui day after day to mix with the genocide, and I have become a relatively famous figure among the genin.

Although somehow I'm famous because of my psychic beast.

……Alright alright.

I'm telling the truth.

At the beginning, Hui strongly recommended that I sign a Ninja Dog contract like him, but I didn't.In the end, I couldn't resist Hui's persistence and the pitiful expression on his sinister face, so I agreed to get a dog to stop Hui's nagging mouth than my mother.

Guess what my ninja is?

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Ok.

The gray ninja dog A Bai is a black wolf dog. Although pets follow the owner, A Bai looks completely shrewd, sharp and serious.Running aggressively like a fire, staying there is as stable as a mountain.

I have never understood why Ah Bai agreed to sign a contract with Hui.

It's like I never understood why my Ninja Dog is a fucking one!scholar!strange!

What is my ninja dog!

That's right, my ninja dog is a husky!

The head of the famous three stupid dogs, known as the Husky who let go.

When I saw it for the first time, I was blinded by the glamorous and noble it pretended to be.Thinking about 'what the hell, my ninja dog looks as domineering as a wolf', I signed such a lifelong unrepentant contract with it.

Hui still looked at me with meaningful eyes.

At first I thought he was jealous of my good looks.

It was only later that I realized that I had been duped.

On an escort mission, my ninja dog and I became quite famous.

The bandits came, and I summoned my dog ​​with my head held high.Originally, it was expected that it would pounce on and bite the enemy as bravely as Ah Bai, leaving a deep shadow on them.

but.

It turns out that I was too naive.

It is true that huskies can run wildly when pulling sleds, but this does not mean that they are excellent ninja dogs.

In order to get revenge, I bought a young male dog named Hua Hua who was of the same taste as Hui, and rushed towards the bandits with a grin.

Originally, I was very pleased.

The gratifying result is that I watched Huahua pounce on it, and the grinning expression turned into a happy smile as she wagged her tail in circles at the bandit headed by her.

Damn why do you always look bitter and hateful when you get along with Lao Tzu!Did I lose you!

The bandit first reacted the same way as I did. He was taken aback for a moment, then laughed loudly, pointed at Huahua and ordered me to bite him.

I never knew Huahua could be so obedient.

He rushed towards me.

I can even see the nori from the nori rice balls my mom made this morning still stuck to its canines.

I panicked immediately, but luckily Hui summoned Ah Bai in time.Huahua, whose neck was bitten by the heroic black wolf dog, finally fell obediently to the ground.

Hui comforted me and patted my shoulder: "It just doesn't get used to you enough, don't worry too much about it."

I'm sorry I feel ashamed to be a ninja.

Huahua didn't get along with me enough, but he got along pretty well with bandits.

Hey, I just said I don't want to bear the dog...

I walked away crying with small steps.

Later, after Xiezi found out about this, he was promoted to Chunin and started to lose his expression. He also looked at me mockingly.

I got into a fight with him for that.

Of course no Ninja Dog.

We were just playing puppets.

By the way, the red-haired puppet that Scorpion gave me earlier has been damaged during the mission, and my current puppet is still given by Scorpion.Its appearance is much more refined than the previous one, but it lacks the faint charm of a scorpion.It's just a black scorpion with a ferocious pattern entrenched around the puppet's waist.

Actually, I think this puppet looks more like me.

But he didn't admit it when he asked Scorpion.

I always felt that the scorpion was comfortable watching me being beaten, so he gave me such a puppet so that we could both be beaten.

I sat there panting while clutching my bruised lower back from being kicked by the scorpion, and the scorpion lowered his eyes and seemed to be careless, but in fact he was extremely focused on helping me repair the damaged puppet.

In fact, I can also cultivate, but my cultivation is not as good as that of a scorpion.

I look at him.

The scorpion seemed to sense my gaze, raised his head slightly and smiled at me.

Ma Ma, I heard the sound of flowers blooming...

In order to confirm that this is not the hallucination that I was beaten by the scorpion, I shook my head vigorously.

The friendly smile on the scorpion's lips turned back to a cold mockery at this time.

"Deng, you are almost stupid."

As he said that, he threw the repaired puppet at me.The heavy puppet hit me, and I felt like my bones were about to be crushed.

I scratched the ground in pain: "Quick...move away...Damn it, your Brother Deng is about to be crushed to death."

Scorpion stood up calmly, unhurriedly pulled out the scroll in his hand and placed it on the puppet.With a bang, the weight on my body disappeared as the white smoke dispersed.

Then the scorpion stuffed the scroll with the golem into my hand, and he himself bent down and pulled me up from the ground.

I don't take advantage of the advantage, I put all the weight of my body on the scorpion.Scorpion frowned, but said nothing.

I giggled, it doesn't matter if I smile, the wound on my waist hurts a little.

I gasped and laughed, and the smiling scorpion looked at me suspiciously.

'Fluorescent light, are you sick? '

I know the scorpion wants to say that.

I giggled, and suddenly said, "Scorpion, you look like a flower."

Scorpion squinted at me: "Get lost."

"I mean it. I was nice to you all, and then it came back to bite me."

Scorpion snorted lightly: "I've pampered you enough. Besides, it's better to kill your dog as soon as possible."

I murmured: "...If it wasn't for the fact that the contract can't be repented, do you think I can keep Huahua to eat and drink with my family?"

I really think this ninja dog is useless.

I can't help where I need it, and my status at home is simply higher than mine.My mother likes this husky very much. When eating and eating meat, Huahua will give the leftovers from the scorpion, and it will be my turn for Huahua to eat the leftovers.

too frightening.

Scorpion smiled at me with a subtle expression.

I feel like something is going to fuck up.

"You can just sign a contract with me. I can summon you if necessary."

I was terrified: "Don't make trouble, scorpion, I've never heard of signing a psychic contract with a human being."

Scorpion shrugged nonchalantly: "How will you know if you don't try?"

After speaking, the scorpion immediately put me on the ground. I was suffering from back pain and had no time to resist.The scorpion has already pulled out a handful of kunai to poke my hand.

In desperation, I screamed: "Stop!"

The scorpion didn't stop moving, but his expression remained calm: "It's okay, this kunai hasn't been poisoned."

Isn't this the reason that made you stop?

It didn't hurt much when Kunai's sharp blade cut my fingers, I just felt the coldness of my fingertips.In the next second, a lot of viscous red liquid gushed out.

The amount of bleeding was so large that if it wasn't so painful, I would have suspected that a scorpion had chopped off one of my fingers.

Scorpion took out another scroll from the ninja bag, and I could see clearly that it was used to make a contract with a psychic beast.It seems that the scorpion was already prepared and waiting to cheat me.

The scorpion formed a seal, then bit his own finger and pressed on the scroll, and pressed my blood on it.

Nothing happens.

It seems I was a false alarm.

Scorpion smiled secretly, and put away the scroll.

"lamp."

"What, what..."

"I'll take you home."

I remained silent, and the scorpion pulled me up from the ground again, even patting the dirt off my clothes intimately.I think the scorpion can be so gentle to me, there must be a deceit in it.

But the scorpion did nothing.

My mother asked him to eat, but he declined with a smile.

Huahua, whom he didn't like very much, rushed towards him and wagged his tail, but he just threw me over to block Huahua instead of being as murderous as before.

Huahua's claws stepped on the bruise on my waist, and the pain was so painful that I couldn't bear it.Scorpion looked back at me, then turned around and jumped out of the window of my room to leave.

I don't understand what the scorpion is trying to do.

but.

In the middle of the night, I seemed to understand the intention of the scorpion.

"Ninja, the technique of psychic."

I heard the voice of the scorpion.

The white smoke that blocked the view gradually dissipated, and I appeared in front of the scorpion in my pajamas from the soft bed in my own room.

I looked around, and there were scattered puppets hanging on the wall, staring at me with half ferocious and half blank.

The same goes for the scorpion, who pretended to be calm and smiled at me despite being full of insidiousness.

"Leng, your new pajamas are so childish."

I looked at my Rilakkuma pajamas, and then at Scorpion, who was still wearing a black robe in the middle of the night.Finally laughed out.

I raised my hand with a smile and squeezed the bones of my hand.

"Dear Scorpion, today I will punish you on behalf of Rilakkuma."

The author has something to say:

There's been a lot going on recently.

An elder in the family died of a heart attack.

I always felt that she was in such good health that I was going ahead of her when she was about to leave.

Rest in peace.

So today's update.

The update may be slightly slower before the summer vacation, but girls who doubt that I will abandon the pit can rest assured.

I will never give up on Uncle Scorpion's pitfalls.