[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

"..."

"...What did you say?"

"..."

"Are you kidding me?"

"..."

"Fuck, are you serious?!"

"..."

"Scorpion of Red Sand, stop joking, April Fool's Day is already over, okay?"

"..."

"How long have you been in ninja school! Is it interesting to drop out of school within three months!"

The inexplicable conversation above is not that the author is a scum trying to count the words, but that my poor horse, bamboo horse, the red sand scorpion, got into trouble again less than three months after he got me into the ninja school.

As an ordinary person, I will probably never understand the idea of ​​skipping a grade to graduate early or dropping out of school to become a ninja genius.

But no matter how early... Scorpion dropped out of school just three months after he came in, it was too early.

I muttered: "What can you learn in less than three months, you don't want to be a ninja in the future."

Scorpion laughed instead.

"It's just a waste of my time being around a bunch of idiots."

Yes yes, you are great you are great.

In the giant eyes of the scorpion, human beings are like fish lips.

Scorpion laughed again: "Deng, don't make me wait too long."

My expression became weird.

I would like to graduate with Scorpion.

However, my talents are limited, and I am just one of the stupid humans in the eyes of the scorpion.

Scorpion patted my head: "It doesn't matter, are you one of the stupid ones among that group of idiots?"

I moved the corners of my mouth and pulled out a smile that was half-hearted.

"Fuck your ass."

Scorpion ignored me, and continued to ruffle two handfuls of my hair, which was the same color as his hair.

I think this time I am particularly sad.

Sadness is hardly the emotion that a hero in a Tom Sue stallion novel should have.

It felt like I had been dropped by a scorpion.

Although our class still has an eight-to-two male-to-female ratio, the scorpion is missing...

I thought about it again.

The male-to-female ratio is eight to two, and it seems to be fine without the scorpion.

Scorpion calmly packed his two precious scrolls, and he refused to show me what was inside the scrolls.He could vaguely guess what kind of puppet it might be, but Scorpion neither admitted nor denied it.

I was suddenly a little discouraged.

"Scorpion, are you really not going with me?"

Scorpion snorted.

"I don't want to go with you."

Livestock!At the beginning, it was obviously your brother Deng and I accompanied you to the ninja school, why did you just leave as soon as you said that?

I stood up angrily.

"I'll take your surname if I don't beat you until you cry!"

I pointed at his nose and cursed angrily.

Scorpion disdained: "According to this, you should have had my last name last time."

I remembered the last time I scratched Scorpion's pretty face.

I used a puppet to draw a bloodstain on the childish but beautiful face, like a peach blossom dyed red.

God is really unfair.

Why I have a text effect, but the scorpion is an animation effect.

This unscientific.

I angrily turned around and slammed the door out.

I'm going to break up with the scorpion for half an hour.

No matter how angry you are, you still have to go to this school.

I'm not a genius like Scorpion. If my mother found out that the ninja school I was crying and shouting to go to, I skipped classes and dropped out of school after three months, she would beat me wonderfully.

There are no scorpions to argue with me, and it seems that the road has grown a lot.

The wind and the sand made my face hurt, so I could only run with my head in my arms.

Getting up every morning to find a fight with Scorpion has almost become a habit of mine. Even though today I was delayed for a long time because Scorpion said that he was going to drop out of school, I still entered the classroom very early.

Hui sat on the table in the first row, gnawed on a biscuit and waved lazily at me.

"Yo."

yo your head...

"Where's your scorpion?"

As soon as he mentioned this, my face immediately darkened.

"I was hit and killed by a galloping donkey on the way."

Gray nodded thoughtfully.

"That's right, then his death was really miserable."

Hello!Don't you complain about it!Didn't you complain about what I just said!

I covered my face in frustration: "I'm so tired, I feel like I won't love again."

Hui is serious: "It's okay, as long as I love you."

I burst into tears: "That idiot Scorpion abandoned me and ran away with other goblins... What's wrong with me."

"Probably because you don't have big boobs."

I immediately stopped crying, and glanced at Hui with a strange expression.

Hui, however, acted as if what he said was serious, jumped down from the table, picked up a biscuit, stuffed it into my mouth, and patted my shoulder with a smile.

"It's okay. The teacher doesn't like big boobs."

I bit the biscuit in my mouth and slapped it with a wooden face.

Why can such an old and unscrupulous person like Hui enter the school and mislead the children.

It must be that the teaching system in Yinsha Village is too loose.

Well, it must be so.

I stopped when I punched Hui Hui's eye sockets into a ring of bruises.

Only at this time did I feel a little better about being abandoned by the scorpion.

But at this time, it changed to Huihui, covering his face and crouching on the side, crying.

I patted my hand, which was not stained with any dust, in disgust.

"Why cry? You cry when you are beaten. You are still a man. I am beaten by scorpions every day and I don't cry like you."

Hui is still crying.

"Xiao Deng, you actually slapped me in the face..."

I already regret it.

I should have kicked you just now.

I looked at him with a serious face, "Hui, Scorpion won't come to school anymore."

"Oh. I know." Hui still covered his eyes, but he restrained his fake crying and nodded, "I guessed from your expression just now, Xie should have graduated early... Tsk tsk, but It’s an exaggeration to say so long in advance.”

I was even more serious: "So I think Scorpion will definitely not be able to fight after graduation."

Hui shook his head at this time.

"That's not necessarily the case. Scorpion has already learned the basics of becoming a ninja. He has a good grasp of chakra's qualitative change and shape change. For ninjutsu, it is enough to practice slowly by yourself."

I am sad and angry.

Damn, if you lie to me to comfort me, will I die?

"I want to quit school too! I want to graduate early too!"

"That won't do."

Gray smiled.

"Although I admit that you are a genius, Xiao Deng, it is still too early for you to graduate early. At least you have to wait until a year later."

oh oh oh.

I knew it.

I knew that Hui's praise of me as a genius was perfunctory.

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Stepped up and wrote an update before the breakpoint!

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