[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

Thanks to my stupidity, I saved the scorpion from the theoretical basics class.

Scorpion became my classmate.

Even their class instructors started lessons on taijutsu and ninjutsu.

Scorpion still followed Hui to learn as usual.

Thanks to the blessing of the scorpion.

I even saw the sad and angry eyes of the teacher in the next class towards Hui.

Hui didn't seem to care too much, he still put aside the textbook with a smile and taught us according to his method.

I have to say that Scorpion is a genius.

wrong.

Hui said that Scorpion is a genius among geniuses.

I squatted aside depressed.

Genius is becoming less and less valuable these days.

Last week Hui said I was a genius.

The scorpion on one side squinted at me and let out a soft snort.

"idiot."

I bared my teeth at the scorpion: "Don't think you're a genius so I wouldn't dare to beat you up."

"Hit me?" Scorpion asked me in a drawn-out tone, and then burst out laughing.

"You might as well count how many times I beat you up this week."

... The scorpion beat me at the time of breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper, seven days a week, four times a day.

In just seven days the bastard did it at his spare time, and he hit me 28 times.

No matter how good my temper is, I can't bear it, can I? !

I stood up angrily, and after Hui's training, I drew out the kunai from the ninja bag and pointed it at the scorpion.

"Come to fight!"

Scorpion snickered.

"Fool."

I rushed over with Kunai in my hand.

The scorpion took a step back, unhurriedly dodging the kunai I swung towards.

I also knew that I couldn't hit him this time, so I boldly used [-]% of my strength.

Scorpion didn't even pay attention to my full strength, and didn't seem to panic at all.It's just that he took out something from his pocket with a slow look.

I was afraid it was a bomb, so I hurried to look carefully.

...it turned out to be a scroll.

I snorted.

"Do you want to smash me to death with a scroll?"

Scorpion shook his head.

"It's a waste of time to kill you. If I want to smash you to death, I will choose a better tool."

idiot!

Shouldn't you tell me affectionately at this time, 'How could I kill you, your life is more important than mine'!

Scorpion, you are really irresponsible as the hero's good friend.

At the beginning, the author must have chosen the label of sadomasochistic love, deep love and killing each other.

Hui was watching the battle from the side, and didn't stop us either.

……

Too.The two of us had to fight twice a day at school, and we were used to it for a long time.

Scorpion raised his chin slightly, and the scroll in his hand slowly opened in front of me.

There are some fragmentary symbols on it that I can't understand, and they are combined to form a complex figure.

The gray on one side is rarely serious.

"Puppet scroll."

"What do you say?"

I look back at Ash.

Just as I turned around, there was a bang on the side of the scorpion.

The scroll in his hand was completely stretched out, and the middle part of the complicated graphics became blank.In front of the scorpion, there was a white smoke covering him. If he didn't know it, he would have thought that the scorpion had thrown a smoke bomb on the ground.

After the white smoke dissipated, I could see clearly what was hidden in the white smoke.

It was a wooden puppet.

Although the production is not perfect, it has already shown the aura that the Red Sand Scorpion will become the best puppet master in this hidden sand village and even in the world in the future.

Hui admired: "It's amazing that you can already use puppetry at this age."

Only then did I realize the gap between genius and me.

Hui didn't feel nervous at all, he clapped his hands and turned around to shout.

"The fightrs stopped first and came to watch. Watch the battle between Scorpion and Xiaodeng to learn."

Damn, feelings are not about you being beaten.

The little girl next door, the young loli, the goddess of the future, passers-by A, B, and C.

The number of girls who were eight to two in our class quickly gathered.

Although the target was not me, I was still very excited.

I bit the bullet and put on a stance, using a simple and unadorned kunai to meet the majestic and high-end puppet in the hands of the scorpion.

Scorpion looked at me with a smile on his face.

I have an illusion that I will stand on the opposite side with the scorpion in this posture in the future.

...Could it be that this is really a setting where the leader of the demon sect and the leader of the martial arts are good friends, and we fall in love and kill each other?

Tsk.If this is the setting, I might as well push the gray uncle in the future.

Wait...why I have somehow accepted the premise of Danbiwen.

I shook my head vigorously to shake off these unrealistic thoughts in my brain.

"are you ready?"

asked the scorpion.

I aimed Kunai's sharp blade at Scorpion, and raised my chin towards him: "Come and fight."

The puppet rushed towards me without showing any mercy.

Maybe Scorpion's puppetry is not good enough in Huishen, it is full of flaws and its strength is weak.

But for me, that puppet alone is enough to make me too busy to attack the scorpion.

The kunai in my hand brushed against the puppet, leaving a shallow scratch on the surface of the puppet.

The strength is too small.

I frowned, and when I wanted to retract my hand, I found that something seemed to be entangled on Kunai's blade, preventing me from exerting force.

I look at the scorpion.

Scorpion, whose body was almost covered by the puppet, smiled at me quietly.

After this period of training, I can temporarily hold the kunai with one hand, and take out a shuriken from the ninja bag with the other hand.

Although the accuracy is not very good.

But it was enough to make them fly in the direction of the scorpion.

The scorpion then took the puppet to block the flying blades.

He also took back my Kunai.

"The weapons are all gone, you still don't admit defeat?"

I glared at Scorpion: "Don't you think it's a little foul for you to use such a tall weapon?"

Scorpion laughed again.

"How about I lend it to you?"

Damn.You borrowed me and I have to know how to use it.

I touched the ninja bag, and there was a very short dagger in it.

It is estimated that it cannot be used as a shuriken, which can be used as a close-up but long-range weapon, but I can only make do for the time being.

The girls are all looking at me.

I took out the dagger and held it as I had held the kunai before.

Said that sentence to the scorpion for the third time.

"Come to fight."

Scorpion smiled happily.

I think he felt that he could beat me upright.

Even though he was not aboveboard, he still beat me every day.

The time of the scorpion is spent eating, sleeping and beating me.

As expected, I couldn't beat the scorpion.

Even if I've been told that I'm a genius, and I've improved faster than most of the class, I still can't beat Scorpion.

Hui said that my progress is faster than others, which makes me not happy at all.

The male to female ratio is eight to two, if I was beaten up to cry by a girl, it would be so miserable.

Losing to the Scorpion is quite acceptable to me.

I accepted this ending before I was pinned to the ground by his puppet.

I stared at the scorpion with dead eyes.

Scorpion crossed his arms condescendingly, very pretentiously.

"Are you admitting defeat?"

"... Sooner or later, I will push you to the ground and beat you."

Scorpion snorted coldly: "Then I really look forward to this day without any hope."

I frowned: "Scorpion, can you move your puppet away... I feel like my wrist is about to be pulled off by it."

Only then did Scorpion take back his puppet.

I watched with my own eyes as the scorpion retracted the puppet into the little scroll.

The puppet that can cover the entire body of the scorpion turned into a strange pattern on the paper.

This made me can't help but sigh the magic of this world.

By the way, I think I have too little cheating in this magical world, and I don't look like a hero.

The author of this world must be a stepmother.

I got up from the ground, my arm joints ached.

I couldn't help touching my arm.

"... a scorpion."

"what."

I picked up my right hand with my left hand and showed him my red, bruised wrist and already weak joints.

"Damn. You have some blood feud with me. I've dislocated my wrist."

Scorpion lowered his eyes calmly: "The strength of the puppet is not easy to control, sorry."

"This is the end?"

"I said sorry."

"Red sand scorpion, your second uncle, you pulled my wrist and dislocated it, and that's the end?!"

The scorpion stretched out his finger and poked at my bruise with disgust.

Then he looked up at me: "Otherwise, I won't put the joint back on for you."

I cried and ran to find ashes.

Hui, that old, unscrupulous bastard, was almost out of breath laughing.

I watched in horror as my wrist was pinched in his hand, for fear that he would twist the joint in the wrong position for me if he shook his hand from laughing.

"Little lamp... Poof, it's okay if you don't challenge Scorpion next time. Poof... He even made you admit defeat."

I gasped in pain: "A manly man... What is the majesty of the hero when he admits defeat to the hero number two?"

Hui Chi Chi smiled, and neatly put my wrist back to its original position.

I wailed and hugged my wrist in excruciating pain.

"Can't you be lighter! I'm made of human flesh, not wood!"

Hui patted my head: "Okay, okay, I've connected them back. It's just that the redness and bruises are more serious, and the problem is not too big. Just don't get injured repeatedly recently."

"Are you just perfunctory me like a scorpion..."

Hui frowned and thought for a while, then smiled sinisterly and leaned over, took the wrist that was protecting my arms, put it to his mouth and blew.

"Little lamp didn't cry or cry, and flew away in pain."

"...you think I'm brainless."

My face, which was still distorted in pain, instantly went numb.

Scorpion swayed over and saw that Hui treated me like a coaxing child.Laughing and patted my shoulder.

"What do you think?"

I turned my face and nodded seriously to Scorpion.

"Have."

"what?"

With my other uninjured hand, I pointed at Hui angrily, and said to Scorpion.

"Yasha, come on, kill him!"

The author has something to say:

Yasha, come on, kill him.

Please read it in dialect.

This stalk comes from Miao Fu Wang Sheng's cross talk wwww

I've recently become interested in the cross talk of Team Master Miao wwww

Speaking of it, I think I may have a bloody disaster recently.

A nail more than one centimeter long was broken from the flesh, and a piece of flesh was rubbed off the foot.

Damn, those two things happened at the same time.

I was about to cry.

What's even worse is that I fucking found out that I wasn't crying at all...

Typing with a broken index finger is quite difficult.

By the way, I really want to make QAQ