Anomalous ability is Doctor Mori

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"So you've been taking care of your children all this time."

In the retro decorated bar, purple smoke is everywhere, and on the side of the bar that is slightly old but has been carefully wiped to glisten, a young man in a sand-colored windbreaker holds his glass and sighs.

"Ah~~~So, Odasaku, I'm about to die of exhaustion~~~" The boy sitting next to him—Osamu Dazai, an associate cadre of PortMafia—was wearing a black suit, with his windbreaker taken off and folded aside.Hearing the young man's exclamation at this moment, he immediately uttered a protracted cadenced moan/groan, and then he lay down on the bar counter as if he had no bones, and complained loudly, "Children, you can't hit or scold, It's just too scary!"

"No, I think children are very cute." The young man - the ex-assassin Oda Sakunosuke who is currently serving as the director of the orphanage - raised his eyebrows very slightly - puzzled.

"No, Q isn't cute at all." Rather, there is nothing in this world more cute than that little devil who haunts Alice for at least ten hours out of 24 hours a day, and immediately runs to sue with red circles after being frightened a little bit. Nasty kids!

"Would it? From your description, it's quite obedient. Besides," Oda looked at Osamu Dazai, "Dazai, didn't you bring Q back?"

"Stop it, Odasaku, I regret it very much now!" I should have thrown that kid into the sea if I knew it earlier.

"Then," Oda suddenly reached out and stroked his hairy head, "don't be sad?"

The boy's eyes widened, and after a pause, he raised his voice, "Why are you touching my head too?"

"Because Dazai's hair looks easy to touch." Oda replied, noticing the boy's round cat eyes looking towards the top of his head involuntarily, he suddenly realized, and immediately lowered his head towards the boy, "To touch ?"

"...No, I..."

"Do you want to touch it?"

"..."

"?"

"Yes!" Osamu Dazai yelled, then stretched out his hand, touched Oda's hair lightly like a cat tentatively stepping on the water, and then quickly retracted it.

"How is it?" Oda raised his head and asked in a calm tone like asking how the weather is today.

"……strange……?"

"Maybe it's because my hair is relatively hard?" Oda thought for a while, stroked his own hair, then reached out and rubbed Dazai's head, comparing with a serious attitude as if picking peaches in front of a fruit stand.While comparing, he also expounded his own opinion: "Well, indeed, Dazai, your hair is soft." It's easy to touch, no wonder Alice likes to touch it.

As he spoke, he touched it a few more times.

Ango Sakaguchi walked down the stairs full of retro style, and even made faint noises. The first thing he saw was such a picture that made people wonder where to start complaining.The young man with round glasses approached the bar and coughed twice very deliberately.

"Cough cough."

"Oh~ Ango, you're here." Dazai Osamu got out from under Oda, squinted his eyes and raised his hand to say hello.Oda also withdrew his hand and nodded.

"Master Dazai. Mr. Odasaku." Ango nodded dutifully and said hello, "Subordinate..."

However, his words were interrupted by his immediate superior. "There are no subordinates here." Osamu Dazai seemed in a good mood, pointing briskly to the seat on his left, "Hurry up, come and have a drink together."

Ango Sakaguchi looked at his boss's coat piled up on that seat - it was well known to everyone, the token he got from the leader, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he resigned himself to his fate and walked over, carefully picked it up The stack of clothes moved aside and sat on the chair by himself.

Then he heard a meow.As soon as he turned his head, he saw hairballs growing on the black windbreaker of a quasi-cadre he had just moved over - a three-coloured cat sat firmly on Osamu Dazai's windbreaker.

"Ah!" Sakaguchi Ango immediately raised his hand to chase the cat away.However, the owner of the clothes didn't mind, "Ah, teacher~" Dazai happily waved at Sanhuamao across Ango.

"teacher?"

"I named it. Odasaku, don't you think this cat looks smart?"

"Don't you need to drive away?" Sakaguchi Ango asked.

"No, no, no." Dazai waved his hand, and shouted to the bartender in a crimson vest, "Master, give this man a glass of detergent!"

—Who wants to drink this kind of thing? !

"Ah, Ango, you must be saying in your heart, 'Who wants to drink this kind of thing'?" As if he could see through what the young man was thinking, the boy with iris-colored eyes came closer, and his eyes suddenly turned cold , "I slandered my superiors, I heard you."

Sakaguchi Ango's almost conditioned reflex was cold, and he didn't know how to answer for a while, but Oda Sakunosuke stopped Dazai first: "Don't bully your subordinates too much." As he said, he pushed the wine list in front of Sakaguchi Ango, "Drink What?"

"……tomato juice."

"No." Osamu Dazai reached out and pressed the wine list, "Master, give this man a glass of brandy."

——This time, accident is a very normal choice.

Ango Sakaguchi raised his head and pushed his glasses, but did not refute.The bartender, who was unmoved by the word "detergent" just now, looked at the three of them, smiled and turned around to take down the wine bottle from the shelf.

While waiting for the Master to serve Ango Sakaguchi, Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda had already chatted again.

"Speaking of which, Dazai, you haven't mentioned suicide recently."

"Well, because I made Alice angry before. So be honest."

"Ah. It's scary, right? Although I haven't seen it, it's unexpected."

"It was so scary, it made me cry."

"But if you cry, Alice will definitely give up being angry to coax you."

"Hehe, as expected of Odasaku. That's why I cried."

"Oh, as expected of you."

——No, Mr. Odasaku, isn’t this the place for quasi-cadres who should complain and cry?Even if you don't complain, it shouldn't be a tone of admiration, right?

Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help complaining in his heart.

——So, why did things become like this?

Ango Sakaguchi, who came to be blacked out by Hong Kong under the pretext of being undercover with his brother and brother, could not help but think.Suddenly being contacted by Dazai Osamu and asked by him to go undercover to the KK Chamber of Commerce according to his single-handed arrangement was not beyond Sakaguchi Ango's expectations.As an insider, he helped him find the inside information of the KK Chamber of Commerce and performed the scene of the cargo ship incident with him, which did not exceed Ango Sakaguchi's expectations.Taking the cargo ship incident as a springboard, he successfully entered PortMafia and was arranged as a direct subordinate of Dazai Osamu, which did not exceed Sakaguchi Ango's expectations.

But in the past few months after entering PortMafia, Osamu Dazai's attitude towards him has simply made Ango Sakaguchi confused.Let’s say that Osamu Dazai was on guard against him. On the day he entered the job, he lost the keys to his office (with all the documents and paperwork that had not been processed) to him, and often took him in and out of the intelligence department. The work of the report was handed over to him, and he even said to the intelligence department personnel who came to deliver the materials, "Don't notify me, just give it to Ango", and he almost said to him directly, "You can pack it yourself and take it away. "Are.To say that he trusts him, Ango Sakaguchi has seen the real cold killing intent in Dazai Osamu's eyes more than once - the killing intent is as real as it is, and even made him wonder whether he has really done something to step on it. He mines the thing.

However, no matter how he recalled, Ango Sakaguchi was sure that he had never met the boy named Osamu Dazai before the meeting on the cruise ship.It is impossible to say that the young man hates him.

What's more, if you hate someone, will you make him drink all day long?

On the first day of work at PortMafia, Ango Sakaguchi was reminded by his boss that he didn't feel anything wrong when he went to drink together at night. After all, things like year-end parties and year-end parties are also part of mafia culture.However, when he arrived at the address given by his boss, he couldn't help being surprised.The small bar called Lupin is tucked into an inconspicuous alley, deep underground, without windows.Sakaguchi pushed the door open and entered, feeling as if he had stepped into a warm and quiet deep sea.There was neither the noise and excitement he imagined, nor any "colleagues".Only the young man who was his immediate superior sat lazily at the bar, and the tall young man in a sand-colored coat sat on the right.

——Oda Sakunosuke.Ango Sakaguchi knew this man.Although it is outside of PortMafia, it is also considered to be a direct descendant of the Mori faction.Although I don't know why he washed his hands and went ashore, but he was once a famous gold medal killer in the underworld.

At that time, it was the same as now. As soon as the boss saw him coming, he waved to him briskly and seemed very happy, and then pointed to him the seat on his left—it was also the same as today, where he stacked his hands. A good windbreaker, Sakaguchi clearly remembered, he also twitched the corners of his mouth just like today, carefully removed the windbreaker, and sat on it.

——So, since he was asked to take that seat every time, why did he put the clothes there.It's not to help him occupy a seat.

Then, he saw another completely different Osamu Dazai.It is different from the coquettish childishness facing the leader, and it is also different from the dead silence like a ghost in the dark exuding cold smoke and blood all over the body when walking in the PortMafia building.It's not like the aggressiveness when arguing with Zhongyuan Zhongye.Sitting in this bar called Lupine and chatting with Oda Sakunosuke, Dazai Osamu looks like a very ordinary boy—even, it feels more delicate than the usual childish appearance. A little older and more mature, he can joke, show exaggerated expressions, complain, and admit his mistakes frankly under the words of Oda Saku.Ango Sakaguchi is only used to writing dry reports and is not good at literary rhetoric. He doesn't know how to describe this feeling exactly, but he subconsciously feels that Osamu Dazai in Lupine has a kind of peace that can even be described as "real". .

The quasi-cadre walking in the PortMafia building, who was as frightening as a materialized death, suddenly became flesh and blood in front of him, and even became "ordinary".

This feeling made Ango Sakaguchi puzzled, even a little flattered - he didn't quite understand what this meant, why did he show him such a "Dazai Osamu"?

And this kind of doubt, after knowing that this bar is the secret base of Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke—that is, almost no one will come to PortMafia—before this, it reached a peak.

"Because it's about the same distance from the PortMafia building and the orphanage—it was Dazai who found it. It's a good place." Oda Sakunosuke introduced, "Besides Alice, you are the first person Dazai brought along."

It was difficult for Ango Sakaguchi to describe his mood at the time, so he pushed his glasses, and subconsciously found a topic that should not go wrong, "Does the leader not mind if you drink?" Even the old-fashioned Sakunosuke Oda, Not actually an adult.

"Ah?" Oda Sakunosuke was stunned for a moment, and then realized what Sakaguchi said, his face was still expressionless, but the brows softened suddenly, "Oh, it's okay, she doesn't mind at all People with such details. Ah, but if you bring Ryunosuke to drink, you will probably get the lead."

——Of course, right? !Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help complaining about the 12-year-old boy he once saw in the PortMafia building.

Afterwards, when there is one, there are two, Osamu Dazai began to ask Ango Sakaguchi to drink frequently.This led to Sakaguchi being quickly labeled "Dazai-sama's confidant" by PortMafia's "colleagues".Someone even asked him privately what he did to be so favored by Mr. Dazai.It was also at this time that Sakaguchi realized that Osamu Dazai had almost no social circle in PortMafia.Nakahara Chuya would at least have a few chats with his subordinates, but Dazai Osamu had no contact with anyone other than the direct descendants of the Mori faction except for "work".Because of his too reckless attitude, people can't even find a way to please him.

——No, don’t talk about flattering him, for some people who know about his great achievements.To some extent, Osamu Dazai was a more terrifying existence than that leader.It is said that there is nothing in Yokohama that he does not know.There is no hiding any secret from him.For them, it was thankful that they could not be noticed by his scalpel-like penetrating and cold eyes.

So, is it because you are an undercover agent?

Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses and thought.But even that doesn't make sense.But to say that Dazai Osamu is sending a friendly message to Sakaguchi Ango, this message is too difficult to understand-because Dazai Osamu told him to drink, it was really drinking, almost every time he chatted with Oda Sakunosuke, Sakaguchi A person sat on the edge drinking and listening.Osamu Dazai would not deliberately throw the topic to him, but Oda basically did not have this kind of nerve.To be honest, because there are too many slots in the dialogue between these two people, Sakaguchi struggles every time.

It is the same today.The bartender quickly delivered the brandy.But Osamu Dazai didn't end the conversation with Oda, nor did he plan to ask Sakaguchi to toast with him.As usual, Ango Sakaguchi sipped the drink in his glass, sat quietly and listened.

It wasn't until Dazai Osamu suddenly clamored to eat canned crab meat, grabbed Oda Sakunosuke's wallet and ran out bouncingly, that Oda turned around and raised his glass to Sakaguchi Ango across the space left by Dazai .

Sakaguchi raised his glass and touched him lightly.Then he asked, "Don't you need to chase?"

"What?" Oda blinked suspiciously.

"Dazai-sama went out alone, is there any problem?"

"Ah, this." Oda narrowed his eyes slightly, "Dazai did it on purpose."

"what?"

The young man casually picked up the menu on the side and turned it over. Ango Sakaguchi saw the words "Canned Crab Meat" written by hand in the blank space at the end of the print under a pile of snacks.The young man opened his eyes wide and heard Oda explain.

"It's Dazai. The first time I came to this restaurant, I clamored for canned crab meat, so Master added it. Except for Dazai, no one would order this at the bar."

Ango Sakaguchi looked over in surprise, and the bartender and store manager in a red vest smiled and nodded.

But why?

"I probably want me to talk to you." As if seeing what Ango Sakaguchi was thinking, the red-haired young man said, "That child wants to be friends with you. I don't know what to do."

Ango Sakaguchi didn't know for a moment whether he should complain about the name "child" first, or be surprised by the word "befriend".But Oda continued to speak with a gentle expression.

"It's hard to understand. It's because I'm a child. Although I'm very smart—no, maybe it's because I'm so smart that I'm a little clumsy in some places." The young man who now raises children from an orphanage said as he spun his wine glass. To, "Even if I really want to be friends with the other party, I won't open my mouth. I just stand there with an expression like I'm about to cry, hoping that someone will take the initiative to reach out."

Oda Sakunosuke thought of the first time he met Osamu Dazai, the boy who stood at the door of Alice's house and looked at him in the bright moonlight.The boy was obviously smiling, but the exposed iris eyes stared straight at him, as if he was going to cry in a second.

"Come and be friends with me" is written all over his body - so when the boy asked him if he could call him Oda Tsukuru, Oda took this strange nickname without thinking.

These words were completely unexpected by Ango Sakaguchi - but deep in his heart, there was an unexpected and reasonable "it really is".Although describing Osamu Dazai with "children", "clumsy" or "crying expression" will make his enemies and "colleagues" drop their jaws, but if we analyze it from this perspective, those in the All of Ango Sakaguchi's seemingly weird behaviors were suddenly answered.

"...But, this is too difficult to understand, isn't it?" Isn't it some tsundere girlfriend's favorite eight o'clock series?

"Would it be?" Oda tilted his head, pointing to the black windbreaker that had been moved to the empty seat on Ango's left, "I think it's obvious. Dazai always holds your seat for you - he can do this One step, it is already very considerate."

——So, is that really a seat for him? !

Sakaguchi pushed his glasses subconsciously, "That killing intent..."

"Ok?"

"Master Dazai, sometimes he shows killing intent towards me."

"Ah, that, I probably want to joke with you."

"what?"

"—Because the way Ango blows his hair is so funny." A voice came from the door of the store, and Dazai Osamu, who was empty-handed, walked down the stairs with a smile. It became tense again. I can’t get tired of playing every day!”

He laughed so badly that Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help but spit out: "Where did you come from, a primary school student?!"

"Ah, Alice often says that too."

"Mr. Odasaku! Just now is the place where you should complain! — At least you should say 'Even elementary school students are not so childish now'!"