Small drill wind patrols the red building
Chapter 61
Little Zhuanfeng was brought up chubby, and the flesh all over his body made people feel as if he couldn't put it down like top-grade mutton fat white jade, but these were all delicious food, and now it's time for him to eat as usual , the little stomach growled like this.
The emperor was delighted when he heard it, and looked at the little fat man who took out a strip of meat and gnawed on himself because he was hungry, and said, "Why is your stomach still growling while you're eating?"
Hearing this, Xiao Zhuanfeng pitifully showed the emperor the strip of meat that he had gnawed on for a long time before eating half of it, and said in his mouth: "Hard, hungry!"
The meaning of this is very clear, this thing is so hard, he can't eat much, can he not be hungry?
The emperor laughed and said, "You little monster!"
Xiao Zhuanfeng quickly patted his small chest to prove his identity: "Ghost, big one!"
The emperor waved He Shun to prepare food for his brother, and teased, "You are a big monster, so what is your father?"
Xiao Zhuanfeng shook his head, he hadn't heard of his father's real body, but his mother knew: "Mother, Rouge Tiger!" The tiger demon is very powerful!
The emperor was so teased, but decided to continue teasing him: "Your mother is a rouge tiger? So powerful!"
Xiao Zhuanfeng is a little hesitant about this, his mother doesn't seem to be very powerful, it seems that the Rouge Tiger Clan can't do it, but mother is his own mother, he still has to help protect it: "Mom, amazing!"
He Shun, who came in with the milk he had prepared a long time ago, also couldn't bear it with a smile, and almost spilled the milk with his hands trembling. If the child goes back, his ass will be beaten to death, right?
Then, the emperor sat on the dragon chair, clutching his belly that hurt a little from laughing, and continued to tease the fat doll who was sitting firmly on the imperial case: "You are a big monster, your mother is a rouge tiger, then you What else is there at home?"
Xiao Zhuanfeng said without hesitation: "Monkey!"
The emperor basically knew what was going on. Many women would call their children monkeys to get close to cousins, but they still asked, "Who is that monkey?"
Little Zhuanfeng tried his best to recall and replied: "Stone." He couldn't remember the name of that broken stone. At that time, he was too busy wondering why there were two monkey breaths, but he didn't pay attention to his name.
The emperor naturally knew that the famous brother of the Jia family who was born with Yu, although he knew that it was a stuffed thing, and Yu didn't know if it was something made up by a woman in the back house, but it was really quite irritating.
So, he said again: "Oh, it's your old lady's precious egg, does Brother Zhuo like him?"
Xiao Zhuanfeng became anxious when he heard that, why would he like that broken monkey?Immediately, she didn't even care to drool over the milk in front of her, and quickly expressed her attitude: "I, baby, big, monster, monkey, bad, liar!"
The little look of jumping in anger made the emperor so amused that he couldn't think of the broken stone, so he quickly comforted him: "Yes, you are a powerful big monster, you are more pleasing than that monkey, you are a lucky one!" baby eggs."
Little Zhuanfeng was recognized by the Emperor, and he was very happy. It doesn't matter whether it is a monkey or not. The Emperor said that I am better than a monkey, and I am the best in the ordinary world!
He was happy, and took out a few meat strips from his small pocket and handed them to the emperor as a reward, and he did not forget to emphasize: "I am amazing, monkey, broken, broken!"
I don't know if I was amused by the little things, but I didn't care about the rules, I really took out a strip of meat and ate it. Not to mention, this salty fragrance has a sweet taste, it is really delicious .
He Shun was startled at first, and then thought that it was impossible for Jia's family to poison the emperor, and it was even more impossible for him to have his own baby. What's more, the emperor's appetite has been bad these days, and now it is rare to want to eat something, so he can't be bad The emperor's interest.
He is the emperor's personal eunuch, and all his honor and favor come from the emperor. Once something happens to the emperor, not to mention the emperor and the courtiers, he knows too many secrets. When the emperor dies, he will only be buried with him. all the way.
Therefore, he cares more about the emperor's body than anyone else, and he likes Jia Zhuo who can make the emperor happy and have an appetite to eat. He really deserves to be a blessing from heaven.
After eating two meat strips, the emperor said: "I'm feeling a little hungry right now, please, go and pick up some cakes for me to satisfy my hunger."
He Shun was overjoyed, hurriedly agreed, and happily went to get some snacks that the emperor was most proud of on weekdays.
The emperor looked at He Shun, who was about to cry with joy, and laughed and cursed: This old man is becoming more and more insecure.Saying that, I feel very comfortable in my heart. After all, the high places are extremely cold, and in his position, it is too difficult to find someone who really cares about him.
After finishing speaking, the emperor lowered his head to tease Xiao Zhuanfeng again and said, "Then tell me, why did the monkey break and what did he lie to?" While talking, he brought over the milk that He Shun used to put in a small bowl Hey little drill wind.
Little Zhuanfeng is clever, he pushed it over to let the emperor take a sip, and then he took a sip by himself, just like this, you and I will have a sip, and soon the small bowl will be drained.
The emperor himself finds it novel, not to mention that he didn't like milk in the past and disliked its smell, but today he finds it quite sweet, even his own princes and grandchildren have never been treated like this, who would dare to talk to the emperor? Use a set of cutlery?Isn't that courting death?
Xiao Zhuanfeng's belly was a little bit low, so he urged the emperor to pour another bowl of milk, and he still didn't forget to answer the emperor's previous question. He complained a little angrily: "Broken stone, give it, but don't give it!"
The emperor resigned to his fate and went to fill the milk with his own hands to the little ancestor, and even scolded with a smile: "In this world, I'm afraid you are the only little monster who dares to make me do things!" , let alone serving soup for others.
Heshun also came in with a tray of snacks at the moment, and was shocked to see what the emperor had done, and felt happy for the emperor's rare experience of the family happiness of an ordinary family.
Putting down the snack plate in his hand, he smiled and said: "The emperor really loves my little brother, and my little brother is indeed a lucky one."
The emperor nodded in agreement and said: "Isn't he a blessed baby? It's so rare!" Then he asked Xiao Zhuanfeng: "Then Jia Baoyu wants to give you his lifestone stone?" This, the emperor I really don't believe it.
As usual, Xiao Zhuanfeng let the emperor take another sip, then nodded seriously and shook his head, "Ask me, but I won't give it!" After speaking, he took another sip of milk by himself, it was so sweet!
He was stunned by the emperor's actions, and when the emperor looked over with his questioning eyes, He Shun came back to his senses. He was indeed the most useful eunuch by the emperor's side. After thinking about it for a while, he probably knew what was going on.
After General Heshun heard what the servants of Jia's family said about what happened in Jia's mother's house on the day of Jia Zheng's birthday banquet, the emperor understood how the oolong came about.
To put it bluntly, the child couldn't hear what he was showing off, and thought he was trying to give it to him, so he misunderstood, but the emperor didn't intend to explain the truth to the little kid.
One is that the child is too young, if you say he may not understand everything, and the emperor has no good impression of Jia Baoyu and his son, and does not want the child he likes to have more contact with that fake stone.
The emperor echoed with a smile: "That monkey is really bad! However, we don't care about that broken stone. When you go out of the palace later, I will give you something better than that!"
When Xiao Zhuanfeng heard this, he was naturally happier, but now that the stone is not stone, it is not as important as drinking milk. After nodding in response, he urged the emperor to take another sip quickly.
The father and two quickly finished off a small bowl of milk, and Wen Shun was winking, and hurried over to take the small bowl. He didn't dare to bother the emperor to do it himself, and he was glad that the emperor really had a good appetite. As for those rules, there is no When others are watching, there is no need to worry about it.
The emperor is an adult, so he can drink some milk, but it is not enough to satisfy his hunger with milk, so he picked up a piece of pastry and handed it to Xiao Zhuanfeng: "Then Changfu, try this, the almond cake made by the imperial dining room is really delicious. good."
As soon as Xiao Zhuanfeng heard that it was delicious, he was so happy that he took it, but quickly stopped his smile, held up the almond cake in his hand and said, "It's poisonous, bad, you can't eat it!"
The emperor immediately changed his face, and He Shun was so frightened that he knelt down on the ground to plead guilty.
Xiao Zhuanfeng didn't understand, could it be that this grandfather poisoned the emperor?But it shouldn't be, he is a goblin, he is very sensitive to human breath, he can feel that this grandpa is very loyal to the emperor, so he said: "No, grandpa, poison."
Although Heshun was so frightened that his head was covered with sweat, seeing the child defending himself like this, and even talking about his grandfather, his heart was really warm, and he secretly made up his mind that as long as he was alive, he must protect this child.
The emperor naturally knew that Heshun would not think of harming himself, so he tentatively asked Xiao Zhuanfeng, "Then Changfu told Grandpa Huang, how did you know there was poison in it?"
Xiao Zhuanfeng took it for granted: "Smell!" Afraid that the emperor would not believe it was poisonous, he purposely and exaggeratedly moved his fat arms and legs, pretending to twitch after eating it.
When the emperor saw it, he was amused again, and the previous anger had calmed down a lot. He rubbed his slightly numb left hand without a trace, then hugged Xiao Zuanfeng and said, "It really is the precious egg bestowed on me by heaven!"
He held back his expression and said to He Shun: "Go, give Zhenxuan Tai Hospital some advice, the envoy, the principal and the left and right courts to judge!"
Heshun hurriedly got up and told these people to come over, Xiao Zhuanfeng didn't care about it, he was still hungry, after thinking about it, the emperor probably wanted to eat some snacks.
Xiao Zhuanfeng quite agrees, this milk is indeed the best to eat with dim sum, but usually he drank the milk first, and then sewed it with dim sum, thinking that today he would accompany the emperor to drink slowly with dim sum The milk is also good, after all, he promised to give him jade for a while, so it doesn't matter if he is wronged a little.
He lowered his head and took out a piece of dessert made of rose water mixed with red bean paste from his pocket, and handed it to the emperor, "Please eat, this, it's not poisonous!"
Looking at the brave little meat dumpling, the emperor's heart strangely calmed down, and he actually accompanied him to eat each other's snacks and milk, and it was rare to be full.
The emperor supported his stomach, and said to the fat dumpling who was sitting back on the imperial table, "No, I can't eat any more, but your appetite is too big, don't you feel full?"
Little Zhuanfeng shook his head honestly, and proudly said: "Big monster, eat!" He is a big monster, so naturally he should eat more, how about growing up?
The emperor miraculously understood what Xiao Zhuanfeng meant, and laughed again, but nodded in agreement, showing that he was right.
The emperor was delighted when he heard it, and looked at the little fat man who took out a strip of meat and gnawed on himself because he was hungry, and said, "Why is your stomach still growling while you're eating?"
Hearing this, Xiao Zhuanfeng pitifully showed the emperor the strip of meat that he had gnawed on for a long time before eating half of it, and said in his mouth: "Hard, hungry!"
The meaning of this is very clear, this thing is so hard, he can't eat much, can he not be hungry?
The emperor laughed and said, "You little monster!"
Xiao Zhuanfeng quickly patted his small chest to prove his identity: "Ghost, big one!"
The emperor waved He Shun to prepare food for his brother, and teased, "You are a big monster, so what is your father?"
Xiao Zhuanfeng shook his head, he hadn't heard of his father's real body, but his mother knew: "Mother, Rouge Tiger!" The tiger demon is very powerful!
The emperor was so teased, but decided to continue teasing him: "Your mother is a rouge tiger? So powerful!"
Xiao Zhuanfeng is a little hesitant about this, his mother doesn't seem to be very powerful, it seems that the Rouge Tiger Clan can't do it, but mother is his own mother, he still has to help protect it: "Mom, amazing!"
He Shun, who came in with the milk he had prepared a long time ago, also couldn't bear it with a smile, and almost spilled the milk with his hands trembling. If the child goes back, his ass will be beaten to death, right?
Then, the emperor sat on the dragon chair, clutching his belly that hurt a little from laughing, and continued to tease the fat doll who was sitting firmly on the imperial case: "You are a big monster, your mother is a rouge tiger, then you What else is there at home?"
Xiao Zhuanfeng said without hesitation: "Monkey!"
The emperor basically knew what was going on. Many women would call their children monkeys to get close to cousins, but they still asked, "Who is that monkey?"
Little Zhuanfeng tried his best to recall and replied: "Stone." He couldn't remember the name of that broken stone. At that time, he was too busy wondering why there were two monkey breaths, but he didn't pay attention to his name.
The emperor naturally knew that the famous brother of the Jia family who was born with Yu, although he knew that it was a stuffed thing, and Yu didn't know if it was something made up by a woman in the back house, but it was really quite irritating.
So, he said again: "Oh, it's your old lady's precious egg, does Brother Zhuo like him?"
Xiao Zhuanfeng became anxious when he heard that, why would he like that broken monkey?Immediately, she didn't even care to drool over the milk in front of her, and quickly expressed her attitude: "I, baby, big, monster, monkey, bad, liar!"
The little look of jumping in anger made the emperor so amused that he couldn't think of the broken stone, so he quickly comforted him: "Yes, you are a powerful big monster, you are more pleasing than that monkey, you are a lucky one!" baby eggs."
Little Zhuanfeng was recognized by the Emperor, and he was very happy. It doesn't matter whether it is a monkey or not. The Emperor said that I am better than a monkey, and I am the best in the ordinary world!
He was happy, and took out a few meat strips from his small pocket and handed them to the emperor as a reward, and he did not forget to emphasize: "I am amazing, monkey, broken, broken!"
I don't know if I was amused by the little things, but I didn't care about the rules, I really took out a strip of meat and ate it. Not to mention, this salty fragrance has a sweet taste, it is really delicious .
He Shun was startled at first, and then thought that it was impossible for Jia's family to poison the emperor, and it was even more impossible for him to have his own baby. What's more, the emperor's appetite has been bad these days, and now it is rare to want to eat something, so he can't be bad The emperor's interest.
He is the emperor's personal eunuch, and all his honor and favor come from the emperor. Once something happens to the emperor, not to mention the emperor and the courtiers, he knows too many secrets. When the emperor dies, he will only be buried with him. all the way.
Therefore, he cares more about the emperor's body than anyone else, and he likes Jia Zhuo who can make the emperor happy and have an appetite to eat. He really deserves to be a blessing from heaven.
After eating two meat strips, the emperor said: "I'm feeling a little hungry right now, please, go and pick up some cakes for me to satisfy my hunger."
He Shun was overjoyed, hurriedly agreed, and happily went to get some snacks that the emperor was most proud of on weekdays.
The emperor looked at He Shun, who was about to cry with joy, and laughed and cursed: This old man is becoming more and more insecure.Saying that, I feel very comfortable in my heart. After all, the high places are extremely cold, and in his position, it is too difficult to find someone who really cares about him.
After finishing speaking, the emperor lowered his head to tease Xiao Zhuanfeng again and said, "Then tell me, why did the monkey break and what did he lie to?" While talking, he brought over the milk that He Shun used to put in a small bowl Hey little drill wind.
Little Zhuanfeng is clever, he pushed it over to let the emperor take a sip, and then he took a sip by himself, just like this, you and I will have a sip, and soon the small bowl will be drained.
The emperor himself finds it novel, not to mention that he didn't like milk in the past and disliked its smell, but today he finds it quite sweet, even his own princes and grandchildren have never been treated like this, who would dare to talk to the emperor? Use a set of cutlery?Isn't that courting death?
Xiao Zhuanfeng's belly was a little bit low, so he urged the emperor to pour another bowl of milk, and he still didn't forget to answer the emperor's previous question. He complained a little angrily: "Broken stone, give it, but don't give it!"
The emperor resigned to his fate and went to fill the milk with his own hands to the little ancestor, and even scolded with a smile: "In this world, I'm afraid you are the only little monster who dares to make me do things!" , let alone serving soup for others.
Heshun also came in with a tray of snacks at the moment, and was shocked to see what the emperor had done, and felt happy for the emperor's rare experience of the family happiness of an ordinary family.
Putting down the snack plate in his hand, he smiled and said: "The emperor really loves my little brother, and my little brother is indeed a lucky one."
The emperor nodded in agreement and said: "Isn't he a blessed baby? It's so rare!" Then he asked Xiao Zhuanfeng: "Then Jia Baoyu wants to give you his lifestone stone?" This, the emperor I really don't believe it.
As usual, Xiao Zhuanfeng let the emperor take another sip, then nodded seriously and shook his head, "Ask me, but I won't give it!" After speaking, he took another sip of milk by himself, it was so sweet!
He was stunned by the emperor's actions, and when the emperor looked over with his questioning eyes, He Shun came back to his senses. He was indeed the most useful eunuch by the emperor's side. After thinking about it for a while, he probably knew what was going on.
After General Heshun heard what the servants of Jia's family said about what happened in Jia's mother's house on the day of Jia Zheng's birthday banquet, the emperor understood how the oolong came about.
To put it bluntly, the child couldn't hear what he was showing off, and thought he was trying to give it to him, so he misunderstood, but the emperor didn't intend to explain the truth to the little kid.
One is that the child is too young, if you say he may not understand everything, and the emperor has no good impression of Jia Baoyu and his son, and does not want the child he likes to have more contact with that fake stone.
The emperor echoed with a smile: "That monkey is really bad! However, we don't care about that broken stone. When you go out of the palace later, I will give you something better than that!"
When Xiao Zhuanfeng heard this, he was naturally happier, but now that the stone is not stone, it is not as important as drinking milk. After nodding in response, he urged the emperor to take another sip quickly.
The father and two quickly finished off a small bowl of milk, and Wen Shun was winking, and hurried over to take the small bowl. He didn't dare to bother the emperor to do it himself, and he was glad that the emperor really had a good appetite. As for those rules, there is no When others are watching, there is no need to worry about it.
The emperor is an adult, so he can drink some milk, but it is not enough to satisfy his hunger with milk, so he picked up a piece of pastry and handed it to Xiao Zhuanfeng: "Then Changfu, try this, the almond cake made by the imperial dining room is really delicious. good."
As soon as Xiao Zhuanfeng heard that it was delicious, he was so happy that he took it, but quickly stopped his smile, held up the almond cake in his hand and said, "It's poisonous, bad, you can't eat it!"
The emperor immediately changed his face, and He Shun was so frightened that he knelt down on the ground to plead guilty.
Xiao Zhuanfeng didn't understand, could it be that this grandfather poisoned the emperor?But it shouldn't be, he is a goblin, he is very sensitive to human breath, he can feel that this grandpa is very loyal to the emperor, so he said: "No, grandpa, poison."
Although Heshun was so frightened that his head was covered with sweat, seeing the child defending himself like this, and even talking about his grandfather, his heart was really warm, and he secretly made up his mind that as long as he was alive, he must protect this child.
The emperor naturally knew that Heshun would not think of harming himself, so he tentatively asked Xiao Zhuanfeng, "Then Changfu told Grandpa Huang, how did you know there was poison in it?"
Xiao Zhuanfeng took it for granted: "Smell!" Afraid that the emperor would not believe it was poisonous, he purposely and exaggeratedly moved his fat arms and legs, pretending to twitch after eating it.
When the emperor saw it, he was amused again, and the previous anger had calmed down a lot. He rubbed his slightly numb left hand without a trace, then hugged Xiao Zuanfeng and said, "It really is the precious egg bestowed on me by heaven!"
He held back his expression and said to He Shun: "Go, give Zhenxuan Tai Hospital some advice, the envoy, the principal and the left and right courts to judge!"
Heshun hurriedly got up and told these people to come over, Xiao Zhuanfeng didn't care about it, he was still hungry, after thinking about it, the emperor probably wanted to eat some snacks.
Xiao Zhuanfeng quite agrees, this milk is indeed the best to eat with dim sum, but usually he drank the milk first, and then sewed it with dim sum, thinking that today he would accompany the emperor to drink slowly with dim sum The milk is also good, after all, he promised to give him jade for a while, so it doesn't matter if he is wronged a little.
He lowered his head and took out a piece of dessert made of rose water mixed with red bean paste from his pocket, and handed it to the emperor, "Please eat, this, it's not poisonous!"
Looking at the brave little meat dumpling, the emperor's heart strangely calmed down, and he actually accompanied him to eat each other's snacks and milk, and it was rare to be full.
The emperor supported his stomach, and said to the fat dumpling who was sitting back on the imperial table, "No, I can't eat any more, but your appetite is too big, don't you feel full?"
Little Zhuanfeng shook his head honestly, and proudly said: "Big monster, eat!" He is a big monster, so naturally he should eat more, how about growing up?
The emperor miraculously understood what Xiao Zhuanfeng meant, and laughed again, but nodded in agreement, showing that he was right.
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