Mr. Perfect Makeover

Wu Xin suddenly thought that he would suffer from this for a while. You must know that when Zhao Xue broke up with him, he was lying on the bed in the dormitory, crying sad love songs for a week, and weeping while crying. At first, the roommate still had a humanitarian spirit. He comforted me with voices, handed papers and water, but couldn't help but explode after seven days, "I don't object to your singing, but can you be on the tune? Even if it's about equal!"

It was under this lion's roar of my roommate that I ended my vigorous first love and drew a crooked full stop.

As for myself and Xiao Rufeng, I haven't even been in love. If I have to say it, it's at most that Xiao Rufeng's occasional ambiguous actions made the deer bump into each other. If you add a label to this situation, it means that you have not withstood the test under the temptation of beauty, and there is a phenomenon of emotional atavism-secret love.

However, like most secret loves, this kind of thing is doomed to fruitlessness, so Wu Xinran readily accepted the ending, and there was no signs of depression, collapse and despair.

Of course, the most fundamental reason is that he has no time to lament.

Zhou Xiaoliang didn't lie to him. Although the house he lives in is Xunxiao, his big gang of brothers always come to report every day, talk about the case, lament the bloody life, and of course make unlimited garbage, etc. He didn't restrain himself because there was one more person in the room. Instead, he became more and more violent. Speaking of the reason, Wu Xin suddenly couldn't help but slid a few black lines down his forehead.

It started like this: at noon on the second day after Xiao Rufeng left, Wu Xin was still lying in bed melancholy and didn't want to get up, ready to brew up his emotions to pay homage to his lost crush, but unexpectedly, there was a rustling sound in the living room. the sound of.There are thieves?Wu Xin's heart trembled suddenly, it was still broad daylight, and this little thief was a bit courageous, after thinking about it for three seconds in bed, Wu Xin suddenly thought that it was necessary to let the owner of the house know about it, and then dialed Xun Xiao's number However, no one answered the number for a long time, Wu Xin suddenly thought about it, turned off the phone, tiptoed out of bed, looked around, and saw that the only weapon in the bedroom was a metal vase on the table, he took it out and waved it. , It's not considered a good hand, but the weight is good. If you can catch the little thief, you shouldn't be able to run away with a concussion.

With a weapon at his side, Wu Xin suddenly became more courageous, quietly opened the door, and moved out of the bedroom. It happened that the thief who picked the lock had just succeeded, and the door was pushed open.

"Ah, there are thieves..."

Wu Xinran had just heard this sentence clearly, and before he had time to react, he saw the figure in front of him flickering, and was thrown over his shoulder so that his eyes were staring, his head was dizzy, he was groaning and humming from the ground for a long time I couldn't get up, and when I got up, I realized that the vase was still firmly in my hand. No wonder I didn't have any strength. Damn, thieves are so tough now. It's not easy to be a policeman. Wu Xin, who was lying on the ground, suddenly thought of This idea popped up, and then I thought about whether I should continue to lie on my stomach and pretend to be dead so as to avoid more physical pain. Anyway, this is not my home, and I don’t feel sorry for losing things. . . . . .

"Boss, I told you to install an anti-theft window. It's really good, it really attracts thieves!" The little thief said with a smile.

"But this little thief is too courageous, he really thinks this is his own home, tsk tsk, I have changed into this pajamas..."

"Seeing that people can't get up anymore, and they are still reluctant to let go of the stolen goods, they are quite dedicated!"

. . . . .

Wu Xin suddenly lay on the ground, the more he listened, the more unpleasant it became. This, this, this, is there something wrong? He came out to catch a thief, but he became a thief. He was about to get up and make a few words. A deep male voice sounded: "Little ones, are your skin itchy, even sister-in-law dares to fall..."

When Wu Xin was inexplicably pulled up from the ground by a group of men and placed on the sofa to inquire about his health, his forehead kept twitching, and he grabbed the collar of someone next to him, and said fiercely: "The sister-in-law you are talking about is... .”

Xun Xiao showed an evil smile, squinted his eyes and glanced back at the five burly men standing automatically in a row.

"Hello, sister-in-law!" The voice was like a bell, deafening.

Wu Xin suddenly rolled his eyes and fainted!