Mr. Perfect Makeover

Wu Xinran's second suicide experience is even more tragic.

After the unsuccessful suicide attempt by cutting his wrists, his thoughts of suicide have decreased, but this does not mean that he does not want to commit suicide anymore, it is because he has not yet thought of a new suicide method. No, ten days after the attempted suicide , he found a sure way to die, that is:

Throw into the river!

That's right, if you think about it, those famous ancient people in history chose to commit suicide by either throwing themselves into the river or slaying themselves.It's a good idea to kill yourself, but the shadow of the last time the wrist was cut is still there. Whenever you see all kinds of knives, you will think of the fake two-dollar store owner with yellow teeth and the one without the knife. A sharpened fruit knife, anger comes from the heart.

It's better to invest in the river, no risk, zero investment, no need to borrow or buy any tools, just a light jump, and you can be painless and worry-free from now on.

The more Wu Xin thought about it, the more he felt that this method was good. At noon, he couldn't help but spend an extra yuan to buy a grilled sausage to celebrate the end of his painful life.

After lunch, he dragged the bicycle that had been with him for five years to the repair shop.

The car repairer, who was over half a hundred years old, showed a sad face when he saw him, "Xiao Wu, it's not that I don't want to repair it for you, it's because I really don't have the ability, and this car can only be repaired like this."

Wu Xin suddenly shook his head and said, "Master Li, don't get me wrong, I'm not here to repair the car this time, I want to give this car to you."

"Give it to me? You're finally ready to get a new car? It's really great. I said a long time ago that even if you sell this car to someone who collects scrap iron, you don't even need it. This car..." It seemed to be I felt that I had spoken a little too much, or maybe I noticed that Wu Xinran's face was ugly, and Master Li stopped talking in the middle of his words.

Wu Xin suddenly smiled and pushed the car to Master Li.

Seeing that he really wanted to give the car to him, Master Li waved his hands again and again, "It's worthless, how can I want your car!"

"It's okay, Master Li, just put it away. Although this car looks useless, as long as you change the tire, put on the chain, and press the brakes, it's still good."

"This..." Master Li was still a little embarrassed.

Wu Xin suddenly turned the car to the corner and waved at him, "I'm leaving!"

Master Li saw that he seemed to have really decided to send his gift, and felt that he would feel a little sorry if he didn't say something, so he unintentionally yelled: "Xiao Wu, let me look at this car for you for two days!"

Wu Xin suddenly waved his hand from a distance, not sure if he heard it clearly.

"Master, what should I do with this car? Are you really showing it to him for two days?" The little apprentice came out of the garage and asked suspiciously.

Master Li hated that iron could not be made into steel, "Can't you hear that this is the scene of the master? Don't wink, go, equip this car with equipment, and take it to the second-hand market."

The little apprentice looked puzzled, "Master, it seems that all the parts of this car need to be replaced!"

Master Li stared wide-eyed, "Is that so?"

The little apprentice shrank his neck, and went back into the garage to get busy again.

. . . . . .

Wu Xin suddenly stood beside the Qinjiang River in this city with a devout heart, closed his eyes, stretched out his hands to feel the gentle river breeze, and prayed for death for the last time.

"Woooooooooooooooooo..."

There was a cry, which disrupted Wu Xinran's prayer, so he opened his eyes and looked around.

She is a middle-aged aunt who is crying and sad.

"Auntie, why are you crying?"

The aunt cast a displeased look at him, "Am I that old?"

Wu Xin rubbed his head resentfully, "Then sister, what's going on with you?"

Aunt, no, the eldest sister said sadly: "My boy was drowned in this river."

"That's great, at least I don't have to suffer in the world." Wu Xin suddenly had an envious expression on his face.

The elder sister gave Wu Xin a sharp look, "Why are you talking? You haven't seen my boy's body. If you had, you wouldn't have said that."

"May I ask, what happened to your kid's body?"

The eldest sister wiped her tears sadly, and said sadly: "Because I found it too late, it took three days to find it. At that time, my whole body was already swollen and white from the river water, so let it be ugly. What's more sad is that one foot was still covered with water." The fish in the water was bitten off, and the nose was missing, it's really horrible!"

Wu Xin suddenly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he could even imagine what it would be like if he was found three days later, the more important problem was that no one around him seemed to care about his own life and death, so how much would he be? The day is discovered or unknown, isn't it necessary. . . . . . ?

Thinking of such a miserable scene, the method of throwing into the river is not so attractive.

"Elder Sister, the dead are dead, and the living are mourning. Don't be too sad."

The eldest sister nodded, "I know, it's just that I'm going to buy a new dog today, so I came to say goodbye to the boy."

"The kid is a dog?" Wu Xin suddenly opened his mouth in surprise.

"Yup!"

"But dogs can swim!"

"Then do you know how to swim? Just jump down and try!" The eldest sister gave him a hard look, twisted her waist and walked away.

Wu Xin suddenly looked at the back of the eldest sister, and then looked at the rippling river water, completely losing the mood to commit suicide.

"Master Li, I'm here to get the car." Wu Xin suddenly smiled brightly.

Master Li was taken aback, "You, don't you want it?"

"I didn't want it before, but now I need it again. What's the matter, Master Li, do you have any questions?"

"No, no problem, the car, the car is there, take it yourself!"

Wu Xin nodded suddenly, and rode away. I don't know if it was a psychological problem. I felt that this classic car seemed much easier to ride. Even the brakes that couldn't be stopped could be easily stopped. I suddenly felt that it was wise not to throw myself into the river today. decision.

The little apprentice got out of the garage silently, saw Master Li's expression of wanting to eat people, and then went back silently.