What's wrong with the doctor is so annoying

This time I don't know how long I lay on the bed before I managed to open my eyes.

Speaking of it, it’s been a long time since I woke up naturally after falling asleep. Since I accidentally fell into the hands of the black-hearted boss Aiolos, I get up earlier than chickens and sleep later than cows every day. Now that I have fallen into the enemy's lair, I have time to sleep well, what a fool...

I got up and looked at the piece of cloth that could barely be called a bed sheet. It was already covered with dried blood, but there seemed to be no wounds on my body. Poseidon healed me?

Pulling off the ball of cloth and dragging it to the floor, I was a little dumbfounded—how do I wash clothes here?

"Hello! Is anyone there?" I yelled a few times at the top of my voice, thinking that Admiral Hai should also be the top class in the sea world, so he doesn't even have a few handymen, right?

Sure enough, there was a sound of clattering armor outside, but no one came in, and then I heard a familiar female voice reply: "Master Hai Long, what are your orders?"

I froze for a moment. Wasn’t this the voice of Didis? I quickly dragged the sheets and ran out following the sound. Not to mention, the area and decoration of General Hai’s palace are much more luxurious than those of the Zodiac Palace. I finally I understand that waking up on a big bed of [-] square meters every morning is not a joke, it's just that I'm too poor and ignorant.

The huge square outside the palace was filled with hundreds of sea fighters, their armors were all bluish and cool in color, with obvious fin-shaped decorations and patterns.

But... why do some people have a human lower body but a lobster head? !The two hard tentacles on the top of the head are dangling like iron whips; there are also some whose upper body barely looks human, but the ears, teeth and nails are as sharp as knives, and the lower body is simply an electric eel or shrunk in a shell; And more sea fighters don't even have a human figure at all, just a fat-headed fish or a pippi shrimp that can walk upright and wear armor!

Also... really a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals worthy of the name...

In the middle of this group of crooked melons and split dates, Didis wearing a mermaid scale dress is almost unstained from the mud, a little red among the black bushes!

With tears in my heart, I spurned myself for being such a shameless face control, and then said to all my subordinates: "Uh... well, I am new here, and the environment here is not very familiar. From now on, everyone will be colleagues. Take care of me hahahaha..."

A gust of cold wind blew by, and nothing happened below.

So fucking embarrassing!This feeling of being suddenly kicked into a new unit and then introducing myself in front of a bunch of indifferent colleagues, but they don't even bother to buy it!

At this time Didis finally raised her head and looked at me a little blankly: "Master Hai Long, don't you give an order?"

Oh, blame me, I didn’t say clearly what I was going to do when I called people here, so I quickly explained: “I want to ask, where is there fresh water for people to wash? Look at how dirty the bed is. It hasn’t been washed. It's going to stink for two days... Cough cough, I know that everyone here may not have such a need, but that... I'm still a human being after all, I can't wash it directly with sea water..."

There was a little commotion below, and finally a big brother suspected of catfish raised his hand (fin?) and said: "Report to Mr. Hai Long! The previous Mr. Hai Long has never asked this kind of question, and he forbids us to enter the inner hall Serving his daily life, so we don't know!"

... What a sincere buddy!

I had no choice but to rub my temples and asked without any expectation: "Then you all go to help me and ask the other sea generals how they solve their personal life problems. Come back and report, so I can think about it."

"Yes!" The sea fighters answered in unison, then stood up and scattered in all directions. I watched with great enthusiasm as many brothers who hadn't yet evolved feet were bouncing forward. And some people even crawled sideways on the ground!Apparently, although they lost their extra feet in human form, their walking habits have not changed...

Having such a group of grotesque subordinates really exercises the heart.

I shook the dirty bed sheet in my hand, thought about it, and simply destroyed it on the spot. I don't believe that in such a big palace, even a few pieces of decent cloth can't be found?

At this time, I found Didis knelt in front of me motionless, a little strange: "Do you have anything else to do?"

Didis was silent for a long time before she spoke softly, "I... I don't know if I should stay here."

What does it mean?I was a little at a loss, thinking about it anyway, I have nothing to do now, so I might as well get close to her, so I simply sat down, holding my chin and chatting: "Are you originally a subordinate of General Hai Long? If so, then Stay here and continue working, I dare not say anything else, once other admirals or their men come to trouble you, I will definitely cover you."

She seemed very surprised by what I said: "Master Hai Long never ignored us..."

I waved my hand: "That's because he didn't take you seriously at all! Now you all know that you are an ambitious bastard, using the name of Lord Poseidon to do evil, not to mention you, but other sea generals He has never paid attention to it, if there is a war, he will definitely shrink back and let others go up to die, and then reap the benefits of the fisherman himself."

Hmph, this is not my nonsense. After learning that most of his colleagues died in the battle, Gallon was not sad at all, but rather happy. He wished that everyone died and he was the only one left. The truth No one will ever know.It can also be seen from the fact that he was beaten so badly by Lao Tzu but no sea general came forward to intercede for him. It can be seen that this guy is so unpopular in the bottom of the sea that he probably doesn't even bother to be with anyone.

Careerists are always ruthless.

But no matter how much you look down on your subordinates, you have to do superficial kung fu to buy people's hearts, right?You see, when Saga was in power, he still held a few golden saints who were devoted to him.Numerous historical lessons have proved that a lonely hero can only be a hero and cannot be a leader. Can it win thousands of people/people/cluster/crowd/united/jointly?

Didis shook her head: "Actually... I originally came here to repay Master Julian, but Master Hai Long told me that Master Julian was chosen as the body of the Sea Emperor in this era, and we have to wait for time." He can only wake up when he arrives. Before that, he will take over the command of the sea realm. I thought that since Master Julian will become the emperor of the sea in the future, then I will serve him as a sea fighter under his command, so as to repay him for saving his life. En. But...but...after Master Poseidon awakened, he said that he doesn't need anyone to stay by his side..."

She couldn't continue, her eyes were full of confusion and loss: "So where should I go?"

I was speechless for a while, and then I patted her on the shoulder: "Then stay with me for now, there are many things that may need your help. Of course, if you want to leave Atlantis, it should be fine, I I think the Emperor of the Sea probably wouldn't mind losing one of his men..."

Didi Si thought for a while, then nodded in agreement.

I stood up and signaled her to follow me: "Then let's tidy up the room first and see what can be useful."

I don’t know if every sea general’s palace occupies such a large area. I walked through it for a long time, and I barely felt that it was a miniature city-state, with countless rooms, and what’s the logo on the thick white stone gate None of them, so I can only push them away one by one to check, and then use a golden dagger to carve a few words on the gate as the house number.

After looking around, I found a very strange thing, that is, except for the innermost bedroom with obvious traces of life, the other rooms seem to be in their original state. All kinds of messy things, like ancient Greek furniture, piles of armor and weapons, exquisite pottery even contained sacrificial food and wine, and most of them were all kinds of gold and silver jewelry. It was contributed year after year by humans who believed in Poseidon in the age of mythology, and many of them may have been goods from sunken merchant ships. I was able to pull out a complete set of blue and white porcelain tea sets from it.

Among those exquisite ornaments, there are many things with obvious Nordic style, which may have been confiscated during the period when Sea Realm ruled Asgard. This can explain why the Nibelungen Ring in Nordic mythology fell to In the hands of Hai Jie, perhaps it was brought out by the survivors of Asgard when they fled, and was later presented to Poseidon as a tribute.

But no matter what their value is, they all have one thing in common—except for some pure gold utensils, they all have extremely serious traces of seawater corrosion on their surfaces, as if they were just fished out of the sea and dried in an instant The same, the surface is still condensed with dried salt blocks and various parasites, coupled with the extremely messy stacking method, it feels like the funerary objects in a certain underwater burial, all for the dead to enjoy.

I touched those blankets that became hard and dirty after being soaked in seawater, but I could still see the superb knitting technology, and I just wanted to sigh——If the sea emperor does not wake up, then everything here will be submerged in seawater, maybe some On a certain day of the year, it will be discovered by seabed surveyors, and then it will fill the headlines of the media as an archaeological discovery that shocked the world.

Although Athena was born only once in more than 200 years, the sanctuary was always taken care of by the pope when she was away, and it could follow the development of the times step by step.And Atlantis should have been completely abandoned 500 years ago, and now it is barely restored to its appearance in the age of mythology by relying on the divine power of Poseidon after waking up.From the perspective of a modern human being, this place is absolutely popular as a tourist attraction, but as a residence?forgive me!I walked around the entire temple, but I didn't see where the toilet was!

I couldn't help turning around and asking Didis, who had been following me to help clean up: "Uh, I would like to take the liberty to ask, how do you usually solve that... excretion problem?"

Didis looked at me blankly holding an enamel-painted thin-neck amphora, "Are you asking me? How can this be explained... There are many creatures in the seabed that are symbiotic, so I don't really care much about what happens to the excrement. The processed ones are likely to be absorbed by other animals and plants as nutrients?"

You mean if I can't hold it anymore, I'll go out and turn left to find a coral bush to solve it on the spot, and then naturally a large group of scavengers will rush over and eat it with laughter and laughter? !Is this too harsh? !

Although I often hear others calling for low-carbon, environmental protection, saving and recycling, but directly asking my own men to shit or something has broken my moral bottom line!Didi Si, your words directly make this article fall into the abyss of heavy-mouthed novelty, okay? !AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU DARE TO HAVE TO SAY YOU LOVE YOU Will you be shot? !Absolutely, right? !

Didis looked worriedly at me, who was kneeling on the ground in despair, "Are you alright?"

"No, I'm fine...really..." I got up weakly and dragged my limbs forward like a ghost, "Dietis, I'll ask you one last thing—do you have a way to get to the surface of the sea? ?”

Didis seems to be very experienced in this kind of thing: "Sure, what do you need to buy?"

Could it be that Garen sent her like this before?Forget about those things, I pulled out the available paper and pen from the cabinet in the room and wrote a list and handed it to her: "Buy the ones that were checked in front first, and take your time if you don't have to worry about the rest, by the way. Do you have any money on you, if you don’t have enough, just take those gold, silver and jewels casually, although the quality may not be very good, but it should be no problem to exchange some of the currency in circulation in the human world.”

Didis took the list and glanced at it, then it turned into a red light and disappeared quickly.

Very good, this successfully dismissed her.

I immediately went into the room with all my energy and rummaged through boxes and cabinets, trying to find some diaries, letters, and other criminal evidence, at least let me figure out what Garen has been doing in the past ten years at the bottom of the sea.

But the result disappointed me, there was almost nothing of a textual nature, I threw away the old calendar that had long expired in my hand, and lay down on the ground and knocked on bricks. Habit, as the twins, Garen might have hidden something very important under the floor.

After knocking for a long time, I finally found a hidden compartment under the heavy stone bed. When I opened it, I saw that the Pot of Athena, which sealed Poseidon, was lying there quietly.

I rely on!This is really a surprise. I originally thought that according to the plot of the original book, this thing should be placed in the Pillar of Life, but I didn't expect that Garon would stuff it under my bed, that's right!Facing Poseidon, this thing can be called a big killer, and Garen will definitely save himself, how could he throw it everywhere.

I picked up the pot and shook it in my hand, as if it still had some weight, but why did I seem to smell a little strange smell from the lid of the pot?

It shouldn't be, after the Neptune was released, there should be nothing in it. Could it be that the jug has been left for too long because there are too many parasites in it to rot and give off a bad smell?

After hesitating for a moment, I gritted my teeth and reached out to remove the cover. Anyway, the situation is already so bad, even if there is still a Hades locked inside, I don't care, at worst, let it out and die together.

The moment I opened the lid, I immediately knew that I was wrong—an extremely unpleasant smell of feces and urine came to my nostrils, and my face turned green when I slapped it, I just swung my arms and threw it out! ! !

Garen, I x your uncle! ! !After all, that's where your titular boss lived for 500 years! ! !You actually use it as a urinal? !Poseidon, you should kill this scourge! ! !

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The first two chapters are too depressing. Let’s make some sand sculptures in this chapter. Everyone should maintain a happy mood when reading the article~