What's wrong with the doctor is so annoying

Counting my fingers, I have lived in Wulaofeng for almost a month. I have adjusted my living habits and started to adapt to this world without iphone, wifi or water heater. Greetings from Mr. Tong Hu, he studied ancient Greek mythology and the distribution and observation of celestial bodies in 88 constellations. After lunch, he climbed over a mountain to the back mountain where Aiolos lived. After being brutally beaten for a month, I was finally able to hold on for a second under his hands... In the evening, I was sneaked back to Qianshan by Aiolosti for dinner, and then I started language courses, starting from the current world-wide Starting from the most widely used English and French, there is also Greek, the internal language that must be mastered as a saint of Athena.Finally, do an hour of deep meditation before going to bed to perceive and guide the gradual awakening of the small universe in your body.

All in all, life was pretty fulfilling.

This morning, after washing up, I ran to the top of the mountain where Tong Hu was sitting quietly to say hello, but when I got closer and closer, I vaguely felt that the height of the figure sitting in front of the waterfall seemed not right?It seems to be a lot taller than before, and the color of the skin is not the dark purple caused by the lack of blood circulation... Uh uh uh?wait!This figure? !

The man stood up, took off the bamboo hat on his head, turned around and smiled at me heartily, with a forceful voice: "Oh, good morning, Linyu, you may have been startled by my appearance, haha! I miss you so much, I It’s been a long, long time since I can move my hands and feet so comfortably.”

I stared blankly at the young version of Tong Hu in front of me who had regained his appearance, and all kinds of crazy roars were endlessly whirling in my mind: So you can change back at any time? !Then when Shi Ang Pluto saw you in the zodiac, he was kidding with surprise? !Group play for Hades? !That's right, the Zodiac of Pluto is originally an Infernal Affairs where the collective performance is soaring!

Tong Hu approached, then stretched out his hand and patted my forehead: "I'm going down the mountain to do some shopping today. After all, I suddenly have two more mouths to eat, so the consumption is not small. Remember to watch it with Aiolos before I come back." Home!" "That..." I came back to my senses, "Teacher Tong Hu, are you going in person? Actually, would it be better to let Aiolos or me do it for you, you are so old..."

"Ahahaha, thank you for your concern, but I'm not an old man over 200 years old now." Tong Hu laughed and rubbed my hair vigorously, "This is the method of suspended animation given to me by Athena. /Body age still maintains the strong and exuberant power of the jihad period. It’s okay, I’ll go down for half a day and come back soon. If it’s inconvenient to use the old man’s body to pick up things, I’ll change back temporarily, but it’s not possible Keep it up for too long, or you won't be able to go back. If you don't let you two go, it's because you can't trust you, mainly because now... Well, you two look like foreigners, and going out will inevitably cause trouble, but I'm most afraid of trouble Yes. Let's go first, don't be lazy in training!"

I nodded and shook my hand at his back: "Then be careful all the way!" Tong Hu smiled and disappeared in a flash.

Putting down my hands, I went back to the house to check the star map, books, paper and pens in the small satchel, then carried it and ran to the back mountain, intending to tell Aiolos the news—in fact, I guessed that the old man would not let him The reason we went down the mountain, if we take the time when the Saint Seiya manga started to be serialized, that is, 1986, as the starting point of the story to calculate, and go back 13 years, it will be 1973, so it is not over yet, such a sensitive period, if It was discovered that two crooked nuts of unknown origin suddenly appeared on Mount Lu...

I was terrified by some horrifying images in my mind. If it really turned out like this, I might as well let Shura hack me to death.

When I ran to the place where Aiolos lived, I saw him with his back facing me, ready to punch. In front of him was a waterfall that was slightly smaller than the Lushan Waterfall. The golden halo wrapped his whole body. Even I, who has not awakened the small universe at all, can intuitively feel the strong oppressive force coming, just like the red magma in the crater, although it seems to be rolling slowly, no one will doubt it. Contains enough power to swallow everything.

I subconsciously raised my arms to cover my head and backed away, lest he punched down and smashed rocks into my eyes. I was not mentally prepared when he punched once before, and I was directly blown away by his punch. Flying, the whole person flew up uncontrollably and fell on the stone wall, almost breaking my spine.

However, after Aiolos sensed my arrival, he put away the small universe and turned around, nodding with a smile: "Good morning, Linyu, why did you come here early today? Has the teacher left Wulaofeng?"

I repeated Tong Hu's original words, and a look of guilt suddenly appeared on his face: "Oh, I really shouldn't have caused trouble for the old man...but there is really nothing I can do." Then he regained his composure, "Then this morning's lesson will be temporarily done by me. Where did Teacher Tong Hu teach yesterday?"

I opened my small satchel, took out the "Encyclopedia of Ancient Greek Mythology" with yellowed paper, opened my notebook, flipped through it, and looked up and replied: "It was said yesterday: Heracles received from Eurystheus Twelve impossible missions. The first is to go to the great forest between Peloponnese, Nemea and Crevonne to hunt down the Nemean lion, which is the giant Typhon and the half-human The son of the snake female monster Echidna, ordinary swords, guns and sticks can't hurt it. But Hercules still managed to strangle the giant lion, and took off its fur and put it on his body as a demonstration."

Aiolos nodded approvingly, "So which constellations are mentioned in this story?"

It's simple, I know it without flipping through my notes, and Lang Sheng replied: "The lion that was killed was lifted into the sky by Hera and became the constellation Leo. One of the stars in the world, the brightness ranks No.20. After the death of Hercules, his image was raised into the sky and turned into Hercules. The main features are Hercules η, ζ, β, δ, ε and The π stars are arranged into a "πεζη" quadrilateral."

"Very good." Aiolos patted me on the shoulder as a sign of encouragement, and then took the "Mythology" to continue yesterday's lesson: "The second task of Hercules is to kill the hydra Hydra, which The head in the middle can be regenerated infinitely, even if it is cut off, two more heads will grow back immediately..."

I listened and took notes.Speaking of it, many Chinese children's concept of Greek mythology and constellations started with Saint Seiya, especially when the zodiac chapter was broadcast on TV, they really wanted to stay in front of the TV every night, waiting for the gold of their own constellations. Saint Seiya came out quickly, and at that time, the friends of Cancer and Pisces were the most depressed. The former was chased and called a villain, and the latter was chased and called a shemale—many, many years later, I didn’t know that Aphrodite appeared There is an episode where Shizuo Kawai is a ruthless man. Pisces is obviously the man who stands at the pinnacle of handsomeness appointed by Kurada, but in this painting, his face collapses like Kenjiro in Fist of the Big Dipper. Ah Shun, who was in charge of the bronze beauty, was also brutally murdered. Such a beautiful boy collapsed into a shoehorn face...

But then again, when I was a child, I read Greek mythology and I usually swallowed it whole. After more than ten years, I just remembered that Zeus was a super stallion, and I went to the ground to abduct other people's wives when I had nothing to do.Now after reviewing again, I found that most of the twelve constellations of the zodiac, which represent the highest combat power in the sanctuary, have not very glorious deeds in mythology—for example, the Scorpio sent by Hera to sting Phaeton to death; The Cancer who went to make trouble for Hercules and was beaten flat by a stick; the Aquarius who was turned into an eagle by the lecherous old ghost Zeus and snatched the wine in the sky; the princess Europa was also tricked by the bull who Zeus turned into to marry and have children, old pervert After eating and wiping it clean, she threw the image of a bull into the sky and became a Taurus; Queen Lida of Sparta was also lured/raped by Zeus who turned into a swan and gave birth to Gemini brothers; The younger sister lost, and then was slaughtered to sacrifice to the god Aries; and Pisces is the image that Aphrodite, the god of love, and her son Eros jumped into the water to escape for their lives...

Jiong, it seems that my memory is not wrong, Zeus, you are everywhere!You ruined half the zodiac!

The morning time passed quickly. After eating, I started to move my hands and feet to warm up and run, preparing for today's beating... Ah no, the training session.But Aiolos seemed to have noticed something, and patted me on the shoulder: "Let's put the training aside, let's help the teacher first." Then he grabbed my back collar and teleported to the foot of the mountain, just in time to see Tong Hu With big bags and small bags on her body, she was slowly climbing up the rugged mountain road. When she saw us, she raised her head and said hello: "Aiolos! You came just in time, first settle this little guy, she has been crying, I am really coaxing Can't stop..."

Aiolos responded, and carefully took a wriggling little bundle from Tong Hu's hand. I took a closer look, only to find that it was a little baby wrapped in an old army coat, naked and shameless. There is no apron, only a few thin yellow fetal hairs on the forehead, and the round face is pale and gray with cold, grinning and sobbing, and the face is full of tears. Pitiful.

"What's going on?" I helped Tong Hu share some less heavy things, and followed them up the mountain while recalling the plot of the original novel. A baby who appeared on Mount Lu at this time?Could it be—

"It's a child I picked up in the abandoned Songzi Guanyin Temple. I don't know which unscrupulous parents threw it away. It's a crime. What age is this? The child is safe and healthy, just because he is a child." Girl, oh..." Tong Hu looked at Aiolos's way of lowering his head and coaxing the child softly, his eyes were full of love: "Speaking of which, the Guanyin Temple for sending children is older than me, and the Qing Dynasty is not over yet. At that time, the incense was at its peak. I heard that as long as you go to worship, the family will definitely give birth to a fat boy. During the Republic of China, the sky was high and the emperor was far away, so it was better to worship. The ruins were smashed and burned, and all the useful things in it were stripped away, leaving only ruins, and now occasionally people burn things there. When I went down the mountain, I passed by there. I opened up the garbage dump and found that there was a girl doll inside. I asked all the villagers around, but no one admitted that it belonged to my family, so I brought it back."

I leaned over to Aiolos, she stopped crying, her fleshy little arms dangled wildly out of the military coat, I stretched out a finger to poke her face, and was pinched by her little hand Hold on tight and refuse to let go of anything.

Aiolos looked up and asked Tong Hu: "Is there any letter or note left by the parents on the child?"

"No. But..." Tong Hu stretched out his hand and pulled the military coat a little bit, and there were two Chinese characters crookedly written on it in a very inconspicuous place: Chunli. "I think that's the only message left by the child's parents."

Sure enough, I sighed in my heart, the baby girl who was picked up by Tong Hu and brought up in Mount Lu 13 years ago was definitely Chun Li.

In order to buy enough baby products for Chunli, Tong Hu spent a lot of time at the foot of the mountain. After returning, the three old men couldn't care about themselves anymore, and gave priority to bathing and changing clothes for Chunli.When I saw Aiolos changing Chunli's diaper very familiarly, I couldn't help asking Tong Hu in a low voice: "Did he often do this kind of thing before?"

Tong Hu was chopping wood to make a cradle and a walker for Chun Li, and said calmly: "Of course, Shi Ang used to show off to me, saying that this child can take care of others, and the two brothers have just been picked up." Aiolia was not weaned when she was in Sanctuary, so she had to be raised by him alone. When Athena was born, she often went to the Goddess Temple to take care of her food and drink. I don’t know why Saga is one year older than him. This kind of thing is always messed up, and often makes the goddess cry, and in the end, I can only find Aiolos all over the world to come back to save the scene."

When I looked at Aiolos, my eyes were full of sympathy—I changed diapers for my younger brother when I was a child, changed diapers for the goddess when I grew up, and now I have to change diapers for Chun Li after being forced to flee!What a hard life for a daddy!

Within a month, Wulaofeng suddenly had three more mouths to eat, including a baby who had to be taken care of carefully. Although he was in a hurry for a while, it would not cause any major trouble. After all, Tong Hu beat Athena for more than 200 years Even the troublesome problem of babies having to drink goat’s milk is easy to solve—Tong Hu transported two barrels from the mountain in one go Come back, and let Aiolos be thrown directly into the big pool under the Lushan Waterfall for storage, enough for Chunli to drink until weaned.According to him, it is the center of the power of Athena's enchantment. In theory, food stored there will not deteriorate. When he was sitting on the top of the mountain gnawing pears, he accidentally dropped one. When Tanshui checked the seal of the Magic Star Tower, he found that the pear was still the same as before, even the teeth marks on it were fresh, and the juice that flowed out from the pulp was still clear and white.

However, the problem still exists after all.

In the middle of the night, when the moon is in the middle of the sky, it should be a quiet moment when everything is sleeping, but...

"Wow wow wow wow!!!——"

There was a sudden howl in the back of the mountain, which scared a group of birds away, and flew all over the sky. I squeezed the quilt and wrapped my head tightly in pain, but I couldn't stop it at all. Stop the piercing magic sound!

Here we go again, here we go again!How many times is this tonight? !I clearly remember feeding Chunli well before going to bed and playing with her for a long time, making sure that she had fallen asleep before going back to my room to lie down, but it was only a few hours later!Why are you making noise again? !

In my 23 years of life, I have maintained the pure body of a great magician. Of course, I have never had the opportunity to experience the painful things that every newborn parent must go through when raising a child-for example, it is impossible for a child to follow you. It is impossible for them to understand your threats such as "stop crying or I will throw you away". Indeterminate, like a screaming mandrake, or an indeterminate/fixed/timing/bomb/bomb that explodes at any time.

The night in the deep mountains and old forests is very quiet. In this case, a little disturbance will be very obvious, not to mention the baby's full and righteous cry.Ever since picking up Chunli, I have never had a good night’s sleep. I got up and meditated when I couldn’t sleep, hypnotizing myself: I’m deaf, I can’t hear anything, I’m deaf, I can hear everything not see……

Tonghu is fine, after he changed back to the eggplant form, he was like an old monk in meditation. All the troubles and complications in the world are nothing but illusions to him, but Aiolos, who lives with Chunli, is unlucky, because among the three of us, he belongs to He is the best at taking care of children, and Xiao Chunli will be taken care of nearby.So once she started crying, Aiolos had to get up, feed her, change her diaper, and then try to put Xiaochun Li to sleep.

In this way, a week passed with trepidation. When Aiolos and I washed and met by the stream in the morning, we looked at each other's sallow complexion and huge dark circles.

While I was rinsing my mouth, I muttered: "When will such a day be the end..." Aiolos patted me on the back to show comfort, but his own voice was a little weak: "Be patient, this time The child is the most difficult to deal with. When Aiolia first arrived in the sanctuary, she kept crying every night. The highest record was 27 times in one night. No one could coax him except me. It almost drove the Pope crazy. .”

Sigh... I washed my face, said goodbye to Aiolos, and went to Mr. Tong Hu to continue today's lesson.

Although I was exhausted by Xiao Chunli's crying, every time I saw her rolling around on the crib in pink baby clothes with pompoms, I immediately forgot the inhumane torture she had done to my eardrums before. I ran over and held her little hand and had a great time.Aiolos sat watching the two of us play, smiling very relaxedly.

Soon Chunli was tired from playing, her upper and lower eyelids were fighting, but she couldn't fall asleep while lying there humming, I thought about it, and softly sang in her ear:

Lacrimosadiesilla (those days full of sorrow)

quaresurgetexfavilla (the moment when the dust will rise)

judicandushomoreus. (the guilty shall be judged)

Huicergoparce, Deus, (Give him your mercy, Lord!)

pieJesu, Domine! (Merciful Lord Jesus Christ!)

judicandushomoreus. (the guilty shall be judged)

Huicergoparce, Deus, (Give him your mercy, Lord!)

pieJesu, Domine! (Merciful Lord Jesus Christ!)

Aiolos listened quietly until Xiao Chunli snored softly, then he lowered his voice and said to me: "Are you a Christian? Is this a hymn in Latin?"

I looked at him and shook my head gently: "I don't know, this is just a memory that remains in my mind, just like I remember my own name."

Aiolos looked into my eyes, and after a long time, he nodded and repeated the song softly.His voice was very deep, and what I sang from my mouth was just a lullaby to lull the child to sleep, but when I sang it in his voice, it seemed to become a real hymn.

A hymn in which the innocent pray to the gods for mercy and forgiveness.

The author has something to say:

Linyu lied, that song is actually "ララの子守呢", a lullaby sung by Ma Tielu's undead doll in the anime "Exorcist Boy"