What's wrong with the doctor is so annoying

Lushan is a good place, with good mountains, good water and good scenery, especially suitable for all kinds of peerless masters or hidden bosses in the hot blood.

Take a look at Tonghu who is sitting in front of the big waterfall and instructing Zilong to resume training, and think about Aiolos who has been squatting in the back mountain for 13 years and growing mushrooms quickly, and finally look at the fact that he has no combat power at all, but who dares to touch whom? Sister Chunli who has to die, touch her chin, it doesn't fit too well, is there any?

According to the hot-blooded formula, there are bound to be people who come to this kind of place to kick the gym, either young people who are not afraid of tigers, or arrogant and domineering cannon fodder villains...

Dismasker obviously belongs to the latter. In the comics, when he was sent to Mount Lu to assassinate Tong Hu, he still emphasized that "justice and evil will change with time." The unreasonable values ​​of hard work, after tidying up Zilong, before he was arrogant for a few minutes, he was persuaded away by Mu Sanyan who was wearing the holy clothes of Aries (or is it more appropriate to scare him away?).Later, in the battle of the Zodiac, he even did the extremely disgusting behavior of throwing Chunli under the waterfall. Dee, in the end, he overdid it and fell into the grave...

So where did Saga get the confidence to think that sending only one golden saint could smash Wulaofeng's field?During the Battle of Twin Trees, he himself took Shura Kamiao and killed half of his life. He managed to suppress the "Athena's Excitement" before killing Shaka. Directly opened the eight senses and went to travel with the goddess!

I was still thinking about it, but Chun Li's shout interrupted my thoughts: "Senior brother! Today is the big market down the mountain, don't forget to go shopping early!"

"Got it!" I yelled at her, went to the granary and dragged out a few large and small sacks, took the pole on the wall with a thick hemp rope, threw it on my shoulder, and went down the mountain~

Like thousands of rural areas in China, the villagers at the foot of Wulaofeng Mountain will organize a large-scale market every ten days and a half months to exchange their own agricultural products and handmade products.With the wave of reform and opening up and the budding of the tourism industry, more and more new gadgets appeared on the stalls of small vendors, and a large number of buyers from outside began to pour in. In addition, there are tourist groups coming to join in the fun from time to time. The crowded market has become more crowded and full of voices.

...Although I know that people have no malicious intentions, I still feel a little uncomfortable when I look at the foreign faces who are carrying professional cameras and shooting everywhere with excitement. The monkeys in the zoo are open to visit.But to be honest, not to mention this time, even in the era when the Internet was extremely developed before I traveled, many foreigners still looked at Chinese people with a curiosity-seeking mentality, and this erroneous impression cannot be corrected in a short while. Yes, no matter how depressed you are.

After buying all the things I needed, I tied up the sack, stretched it on my shoulders, and then pushed back through the crowd with difficulty. I was trampled on my feet by countless people along the way, and I had to politely remind "you Be careful not to bump into it!" Because there is a bag full of dried fruits hanging on the back of the pole, if it is accidentally thrown on someone else, it will be very painful.

After finally walking to the edge of the market, the flow of people was relatively less. I breathed a sigh of relief, weighed the pole and threw it on the other shoulder, and the sack behind me swayed with inertia——

"Ouch!"

I was startled, I quickly put my things down and looked back, and saw a young man dressed as a donkey squatting on the ground, rubbing his face depressedly, with a peaked cap on his head, and a little restless gray-blue short hair peeking out from underneath. Come out, the muscle lines on the exposed arms are particularly toned, and the skin is the kind of dark wheat color that Europeans are particularly fond of.

But the most eye-catching thing about him is the astonishingly big backpacking bag behind him, the kind that is more than enough to stuff the entire holy cloth box into it... huh?Why does this style look so familiar? !

The young man stood up grinning, and there was still a little red mark on the place where his face was scratched. I quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't see your face scratched later... Uh, no, (English) I'm very sorry sir! I didn't do it just now. I saw you behind, the bag hit you, does it still hurt now?"

The other party looked up at me, and suddenly said in very standard Chinese: "It's okay, I can understand what you said, in fact, I am taking a European self-help tour group to take a look around here. They are also courageous , dare to go to this kind of deep mountains and old forests without even a Chinese translation, if you want to experience the 'most simple rural humanities', you are not afraid of being sold by human traffickers."

I coughed dryly, and looked at the group of crooked nuts with signs and gestures and bargained with a souvenir peddler, and then the peddler took the computer and pressed a button that made people burst their blood vessels just by looking at it. High price, still emphasizing "Please give medollar! NO? Then RMB! verycheap, verycheap~Thankyou!"

Hello!Is this business really done? !Open your eyes and see clearly, there are just a few pigs, dogs, cats and rabbits made of dry straw!When Chun Li was a child, I made up these for her to play with, the cost is infinitely close to zero!And my edit is much better than this one. If I knew you guys were stupid and rich, you came to the market today. I came down to grab the stalls last night. I can’t earn you to death!

The tour guide next to me obviously couldn't bear to look directly: "Oh, here we go again... But the more fun they have, the more tips I can get, please don't expose it~"

I looked at him resentfully: "Oh?"

He struggled for a few seconds, then gritted his teeth and stomped his feet as if he had made some important decision: "Then I will give you two dividends! Anyone who sees it will have a share, I understand, I understand~"

I nodded in satisfaction, then raised my hand and pointed: "Actually, there are a few souvenir stalls over there, why don't you take them for a walk?"

The sun glides across the sky cheerfully. At sunset, the bustling bazaar finally came to an end. The members of the tour group carried bags of souvenirs, a straw hat, a bamboo basket, and a pair of sturdy mille-soled cotton shoes. I gratefully held the hand of the tour guide brother and said thank you so much today!Otherwise, we will definitely not experience the purest ethnic customs!Those black tour guides who come along the way will know to fool us to see some fake five-star attractions!Tickets are also extremely expensive!

Guiltily, I put a few green tickets I ordered into my trouser pocket—I’m really sorry, all the black tour guides you have encountered before may not be as black as the one in front of you...

Seeing that the sun was getting late, I picked up my things and prepared to rush up the mountain, but as soon as I entered the range of the forest and prepared to speed up, I was stopped by a sudden greeting from behind: "Hey, little brother, don't run away!" Ah, there is something else I want to ask you to help with!"

I looked back helplessly: "Aren't you supposed to get on the bus back with the tour group? It's already the last bus. If you don't leave, don't you want to spend the night in the mountains?"

The other party spread his hands innocently: "I was just hired by them temporarily, and we broke up after receiving a tip. Besides, I also went to Lushan to visit an old man who hadn't seen him for many years, but I haven't been here for many years, and I don't know Shangshan. It's on the way, can you help me get it?"

I stared at him for a long while before I said, "Why do I have to take it? Can't you go in by yourself?"

The smiling mask on the young man's face finally shattered, he snorted, and then a large number of black clouds suddenly appeared in the cloudless sky, covering the sky and covering the sun, and the ghostly cries of resentment faintly came from a distance, and the surrounding people The temperature also began to drop rapidly, and the biting cold wind, accompanied by bursts of extremely uncomfortable corpse odor, began to permeate the mountain forest.I looked up at the dark sky, only a few stars were shining tenaciously, forming the image of a crab with teeth and claws, and in the center of it appeared a churning dark green vortex, translucent dead spirits vying for the first place drilled out of it.

In the old Chinese saying, that direction belongs to the ghost constellation in the 28 constellations, so the star cluster that happens to be in this position is called the "ghost star cluster", also known as - accumulating corpse energy.

"Are you willing to lead the way now?" The young man snapped his fingers, and the light blue will-o'-the-wisps began to burn around his fingertips.

I told the truth with a calm face: "Cancer Gold Saint Warrior Dismask? Okay, I'll take you in, but if you dare to do something disrespectful to the old man, I don't guarantee what will happen."

Desmask put away the will-o'-the-wisp, and smiled evilly: "That's all right, I've already said that it's just to visit the old man's house, and it's none of your business."

I turned my head with a dark face, and my legs began to move and jump.

Soon we passed through the dense forest and landed near the rock where Tong Hu was meditating. I was thinking about how to talk to the old man when suddenly my eyes lit up and the dark clouds all over the sky disappeared in an instant. Disappeared, Diss took off his hat, waved it vigorously, and ran towards Tonghu happily, with a smile ten times brighter than the sunshine in Sicily on his face: "Master! I'm back to see you, long time no see." Acridine! Miss me?!"

I staggered and nearly fell off the cliff. I was stunned to see that Tong Hu was also very happily plucking Diss's short hair while hehehe said "Oh, it's been years since I saw you, you've grown up so much!"I think back then when Shi Ang forced those brats to learn Chinese, all of them were bitter and bitter. Only you studied hard, the teacher is very pleased!

Trembling, I dragged the sack back to the warehouse and put it away, leaning against the wall before coming out. The sight in front of me scared me out of my wits——Chunli might have heard the noise and ran out to see what happened, but why did you talk to Diss? Let's talk!How happy are you chatting? !The face of Zilong standing next to you is getting uglier and uglier!

That night, there was an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks on the dining table. Diss quickly swept the food on the table with the chopsticks in a familiar posture that made me feel ashamed. Talking about the daily life of the sanctuary, and even comforting Zilong, it doesn’t matter if you are blind, there is a golden saint who pretends to be blind on purpose, he is so strong, you can learn from him, close your eyes The eyes can beat the enemy down!

I resisted the urge to splash the hot soup on his face directly - his grandma's play was good!Who was the bastard who threatened me just now to throw me into the underworld without leading the way? !From which set did this handsome Italian man who respects the old, loves the young and is a thief, who can make girls happy come across? !If you haven’t watched Saint Seiya, you’ll think you’re a fucking overseas returnee who came back to visit the empty nesters after graduation! ! !

As if sensing my resentment, Diss turned his head and glanced at me. Although the expression on his face was still smiling, there was a chill in his eyes.

I raised my neck and drank the soup in the bowl, then put the bowl back on the table, and left the table with a dark face.Zilong wanted to get up when he heard the movement, but Chunli held hands under the table and pressed gently, so he had to sit back.

After crossing the mountains to the back mountain, Aiolos was still practicing boxing unshakably. When he noticed that I ran over, he didn't say anything, but said lightly: "Cancer? I can smell the stench of corpses even eight miles away. gone."

I sat down on the ground irritatedly: "What should I do? The Pope has already set his sights on this place. This time he is alone, and next time he may come in a group."

Aiolos stopped and turned around, but instead of looking at me, he looked at the top of my head.

I reacted immediately, and stood in front of Aiolos without saying a word, staring at the guy sitting on the cliff playing with the undead.

"I see, why did the Pope give such an unreliable task~" Desmask suddenly clenched his fists, and the light blue undead was crushed by him in an instant, and let out a short scream , "It seems that he cares more about your life and death than the two teachers, doesn't it--Master Aiolos of Sagittarius?"

Aiolos didn't say a word, just silent.

Diss patted the ashes on his body and stood up, looking down at me condescendingly: "Don't be nervous, I do have a mission this time, but after the on-site inspection, I don't think it's necessary to do what the Pope wants, so I just It’s really just to visit relatives.” He glanced at Aiolos again, “Presumably Aiolia knows that his ‘traitor’ brother is still alive, so he must have mixed feelings in his heart? Hehe, maybe he will I was so excited that I went to the Pope to settle accounts - oh!"

Diss suddenly dodged to the side, and almost at the same time, the cliff he was standing on was split into two pieces, and steam generated by high-temperature friction remained on it.

I subconsciously turned my head and glanced at Aiolos. He was still expressionless, but his right hand had already clenched into a fist: "Desmask, there are some things that can be discussed, but some things... There is always only one answer!"

Desmask finally put away his playful smile, his face was so gloomy that he could drip water, then he slowly backed away, and his whole body disappeared in a billowing black mist.

I didn't dare to relax until the last trace of his small universe was completely undetectable, and only then did I realize that the back of my clothes was soaked.Aiolos patted my head lightly: "Hurry up and go back to the front mountain. I feel that Zilong's small universe is a bit unstable. If you don't leave, he may touch it by himself."

As soon as I heard it, I hurriedly stepped on the rocks and ran back to the front mountain through the bushes. Chunli was packing up the dishes, and Zilong was silently guarding Tonghu. He relaxed a little when he heard me coming back: "Brother, are you okay?"

I glanced at Tong Hu first, he shook his head lightly, so I patted Zilong on the shoulder pretending to be calm: "It's nothing, just an acquaintance who came back to visit relatives, and he has already left."

Zilong obviously didn't believe what I said, but he was always obedient and didn't ask any more questions.

Hades Hirazaka

On the rough road made of carrion and bones, countless unconscious undead dragged their arms and lined up mechanically, one after another, slowly moving forward like a colony of ants, until they fell into a huge crater shaped potholes.Everything here is lifeless and gray, so when the space is torn apart suddenly and a young man with a backpack appears, he looks as dazzling as an eight-kilowatt light bulb.

Dismask's mood is far from being as golden as his sense of presence. After all, it's too embarrassing to be cut in half when he goes out to speak harshly. This business trip has to be covered by myself again!

"If I knew you were more stingy than that old man Shi On, I wouldn't have been on your thief ship back then, huh!" Desmask familiarly tore open a different dimension exit, positioned himself at the Cancer Palace, and jumped straight went in.

At the same time, a thunderbolt suddenly fell from the top of Mount Fuji, a famous tourist attraction in Japan, shaking the entire mountain, scaring people at the foot of the mountain to drop their work and retreat into the safety triangle.

After a burst of gunpowder, a very abrupt pit appeared on the top of the snow-capped Mount Fuji. A brown-haired young man with a Leo golden holy cloth box crawled out from the bottom of the pit, and looked around in a daze: "...Eh? where?"

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Theoretically, Gold Saints don't need to travel by means of transportation like Silver and Bronze. They can just lift their feet wherever they want on the earth, but!The premise is that the positioning is accurate...