What's wrong with the doctor is so annoying

After the Longhushan mission was successfully completed, in addition to obtaining twelve top-level weapons, I also obtained an important piece of information: Saga, the expedition leader who had been out of contact for many days, was recently witnessed appearing in an area near the Death Swamp. Hiding and refusing to show up, according to Dismask's recollection, he was the first team member to be infected by the magic energy. In order to hold him back and fight to the death alone, Aphrodite bought some time for other teammates to escape.

"Anyway, you can find Saga by going to the Death Swamp. After that guy disappeared, the original guide hire fee has been delayed until now!" Diss turned the wizard hat in his hand, and he buckled it with a smirk. Looking back, "Since you are also clients of Fontainebleau, there must be a lot of rewards. As a reward for providing clues, it's not too much to set aside 20% of the gold coin rewards for this mission as my labor costs and mental damage costs." ?”

The old man was furious when he heard it: "Why?! You have the ability to go to Fontainebleau to collect debts by yourself!"

Diss turned into a puff of black smoke with a "squeak" sound, and the hateful laughter echoed nearby: "I'm really sorry, as a task NPC, I can't leave the Longhushan area. The system settings are so unreasonable. I'm helpless too~"

I turned my head and shouted to my teammate in anger: "Catch him! Beat the fuck up!"

"Look at you." Minos showed a horrifying smile that resembled a murderer, and his fingers fluttered smoothly like playing a piano. thrown into the deep pool of the waterfall.

Smoke billowed in the water, angrily scolded: "What are you doing?! Do you treat NPCs like this? I want to detain you -"

"Pfft!" A cloud full of aura descended from the sky just to cover the cloud of smoke, driving him into the depths of the pool.

The culprit coughed a few more times, and spewed out a few clouds to strengthen the seal of the deep pool, as if he was afraid that the things inside would crawl out again.

Minos: "...Ah, it's so miserable, I'm too embarrassed to do it."

Me: "Then what, Zilong, although I know the seal is very important, but you really look like you're spitting—"

"Ahem!" The huge Ying Long interrupted me in embarrassment, and even his wings drooped a little at a loss, "Anyway, anyway, I will send the two of you to the next mission location: the dead swamp, Please be careful."

A rotating magic teleportation array appeared at our feet, followed by a bright cyan beam soaring into the sky. When the light dissipated, a very unpleasant smell came to our nostrils. Minos and I looked around while covering our noses, and found that we The foothold was a piece of dead wood soaked in muddy water, and nearby was an endless swamp, large and small air bubbles kept coming out from the bottom, bursting with a "pop", and then the unpleasant smell became even stronger .

"It seems to be an environment dubuff?" I opened the character panel and found a bad state called "Miasma". The character will continue to be poisoned and lose blood. Drop defense and other dubuffs.

Hurry up and open the [Synthesis] interface to search for the buff potion that can remove the miasma. Only the highest-level holy potion can counteract the negative effects of the miasma. Looking carefully at the formula, the two materials with the highest rarity are exactly [Red Scorpion Venom] ] and [Phoenix Feather], as expected, the routine of RPG games is that the props given by the mission cannot be thrown away casually, otherwise don't expect a perfect ending.

Three times, five times and two to prepare the holy potion, pour out all the high-grade medicinal materials in the backpack, and the quantity is enough to refine two copies. I didn't expect the finished product to be such a small bottle, not as big as a thumb, and it suddenly felt a little fleshy. It hurts, this is all the property I saved from fighting monsters and searching all the way!

Minos took the potion bottle and drank it down, and said consolingly, "Oh, it's all pushed to the door of the big boss's house anyway, and those materials can't be used for cubs. It's a waste to not use them."

That's right, I saved a bunch of god-level props in my baggage, only to find out that they are useless after clearing the level, and I can't inherit it in the next week, that's a pain in the ass.Thinking of this, I drank the holy potion in my hand, and immediately felt like I had been opened up to Ren Du's second vein. The thickness of the blood bar and the blue bar had tripled. When I opened the character panel, I saw that all attributes It has also increased by 300%, all negative effects are cleared and comes with the blessing of holy power, immune to all magic damage and the negative status it brings, and lasts for 24 hours--I'll fuck it, this is a buff potion, it is clearly After opening the potion, I instantly felt that this medicine was really worth drinking, and it was worth a lot of money!

After checking our equipment, the two of us refined all the remaining materials into quick-acting recovery potions, which are the kind that can replenish blood and replenish baskets instantly after taking a sip, save the file, and then Minos transformed into a griffin, and I turned on the seat, Soar into the air in the fierce storm and go straight to the mission point on the map.

The moment we rushed into the swamp, countless dry and skinny arms emerged from the muddy water, trying to pull us down from midair, but Minos easily cut them to pieces with the wind blade, and the stumps fell to the ground It instantly turned into a puddle of black water and merged into the swamp, and then more and stronger tentacles would emerge to attack continuously. The level was getting higher and higher, and the defense was getting higher and higher. Shattered to make a space large enough for Minos' wings to fully open.

Seeing that our coordinates coincided with the mission point, a dazzling white beam of light suddenly fell from the sky, and the surrounding black tentacles retreated into the swamp as if fleeing for their lives. The light element is completely wiped out.

Seeing this, Minos slammed on the brakes and stopped in mid-air, and I immediately took out the golden dagger and prepared to fight.

When the light faded away, the figure hovering in mid-air became clearly visible, the familiar sea-blue long hair and the rebellious face that wanted to be punched...? !

"Garon!" I yelled, "Why the hell is it you! Where's your brother?!"

He took off his sunglasses and rolled his eyes at me: "How do I know, I wish I could never see him in my life, every time he looks for me, nothing good will happen!"

I scanned Gallon's information with a dark face, and almost spit out a mouthful of water:

【Name: Gallon】

[Race: Angel]

[Occupation: Holy See Guard]

System master, are you messing with me? !Can a guy like Garen, who cheats, kidnaps and steals everything, be an angel? !How low is the entry threshold for angels in this world!

Although there are 1 slots in my heart, I have to admit that Garen's current appearance is indeed in line with the angels in traditional religious impressions. There are at least three pairs of plump white wings on the back, and there is a bright eye hanging on his forehead. Halo, but the way she dresses is not an angel at all!Shirt, trousers, gun suspenders, military boots, dog brand black sunglasses, and a Gatling machine gun with blue flames in his hand!Damn, co-authoring the work of an angel is a physical transcendence to send you to see God? !

Garen put on his sunglasses again, weighed the big guy in his hand and threatened, "I don't know what you two are here for. If you're here to help Saga arrest me and bring me back to the Holy See, don't talk about it!"

"Catch?" I immediately reacted, and said sarcastically, "He ran away from home again, brother who makes people worry?"

Garen snorted disdainfully: "I've had enough of the rigid and boring days of the Holy See, and only a sick-minded guy like Saga defends the Holy See in every possible way. In order to catch me back, he even ran to the lower realm What kind of royal guard!"

The soul of Minos, who had been gossiping for a long time, asked, "Then why did you come here? It is said that Saga disappeared in this area. If you want to avoid him, you should go to the north?"

Garen obviously choked for a moment, and became angry from embarrassment: "You're the only one who talks too much nonsense!"

Minos suddenly realized: "Ah, I understand, I understand, younger brothers always talk about being upright~"

"You know what a fart!" Garen raised Gatling and aimed at our heads, "I'll give you a minute to get out of my sight, or you will be at your own risk!"

Hey, you dare to threaten me? !No one will love you bastard if I love you!

Pointing at Garen with the golden dagger, I slapped my body: "Second Battalion Commander, where's your fucking Italian cannon? Aim for me and blast the ****!!!"

Minos' ear tufts exploded completely, and a round/storm blew past: "I'm not Italian!!!"

Garen picked up Gatling in a rage, and the bullets poured into his face like a torrent of bullets: "Both of you get lost!!!"

The battle between the two sides was on the verge of breaking out. I licked my lips and was about to cut off the big wings behind Garen that made me jealous at first glance. I finally found a suitable angle while moving at high speed. Just as I was about to make a move, suddenly Another black beam of light descended, just blocking between us and Garen. Coincidentally, it blocked both sides' big moves. The beam of light shattered instantly, and a figure that looked exactly like Garen appeared in front of us.

I squinted my eyes and scanned the opponent's information, and patted Minos on the neck: "This is the main boss we are going to fight." By the way, I put the scanned results in the team channel:

【Name: Saga】

[Race: Angel (fallen)]

【Occupation: Guard of the Holy See & Guards of the Royal Capital】

I looked at Saga's jet-black long hair fluttering in the wind and blood-red eyes, well, it turned black again.

Contrary to Garon, Saga was dressed like a clergyman, and his robe was flying with awe-inspiring aura, but the wings behind him had undergone a serious mutation, the feathers were completely blackened and lost their vitality, and became as hard as rocks or crystals. The matter is still breaking apart at this moment, and the fine debris is scattered and falling straight down, and the brightness of the halo above the head has also dimmed a lot, and it is almost impossible to emit light.

He saw Garen at a glance, slowly opened his arms, and said in a low voice, "My brother, are you finally willing to come to see me?"

Gallon was more excited than us when he saw Saga appearing. He turned his gun and fired at his brother's face like crazy: "Go back to your Holy See! Don't try to arrest me and go back to the gate!"

Saga was caught off guard and his face collapsed, and with blood dripping from his face, he grinned and took out a cross-shaped two-handed sword from behind, and slashed down into the air to grab Garon's dog's head: "Is this the way you talk to your brother? !"

Garen's reaction was even more intense, he threw Gatling away after the machine gun bullets were fired, took out an RPG from nowhere and blasted it head-on, accompanied by his shocking roar: "Shit, old man! "

The two brothers fought when they disagreed, and Minos and I, who were true brave men, were left alone and turned into air. Seeing their blood drops, Minos said a little depressed: " Are we being robbed like this?"

I rolled my eyes and put away my weapon: "Wait a little longer, and when their health is about to bottom out, they will be wiped out."

Minos said that it is too shameless to accept the head of the remaining blood, so I will do it.

After a gorgeous and shocking fighting scene that could be described in an [-]-word essay, Garen was finally beaten out of his blood by his brother with a loud bang, fell from the air and fell headlong into the swamp, his wings still flapping desperately. , throwing mud all over the place.Saga spread his hands high above, his voice was reverberated and full of villains: "Give up, since birth, when have you ever been able to beat me?"

Garen wiped the mud off his face, gave Saga a vicious look, and suddenly turned his head and yelled at us: "His weak point is at the back of his neck!!!—"

"Damn it, you are really a real brother!" I leaned on Minos' back and circled behind Saga at an alarming speed, flashed out my golden dagger, and stabbed him accurately and firmly at the back of the neck, which was constantly escaping The strange rune of black magic energy, Saga let out a muffled grunt, as if he wanted to give us a backhand sword, but Minos immediately fluttered his wings and flew away from his attacking distance, so the powerful blow fell through. Jia also seemed to have lost the strength to continue attacking, and fell from mid-air, which coincidentally hit Garon's head.

Garen threw his brother off his body cursingly, stood up and shook his dirty wings vigorously, and was just about to fly away when Saga jumped up with the strength he didn't know where, and screamed like a rotten girl The gay man clasped Garen's shoulders in a posture that would explode, pressed him tightly under him, and said grimly: "My dear brother, I said I would never let you escape again, even if I interrupt Wings and limbs, I will drag you back..."

"Crazy, you?!" Garen struggled desperately for a long while, but failed. He was crushed by his brother and sank into the depths of the swamp before disappearing.

A "ding" sound from the task panel reminded us that the main task at this stage has been completed, but a new task appeared immediately—【End Yan·Dragon’s Lair: Go Save the Princess! 】

The ground shook for a while, Minos quickly raised the flight altitude, and then we saw a spectacular scene - a large number of black rocks rose from the mud, forming a vast Yardang landform group, like stars arching the moon Surrounding a towering mountain peak in the middle of the swamp, the task point of the system refresh told us that there is the lair of the evil dragon.

"Let's go!" I patted Minos on the head, and he flapped his wings through the jagged pile of strange rocks, and soon landed on the mountainside, where there was a sudden section that looked like a landing platform for a helicopter. There is a dark hole in front of it, waiting for the braves to come.

Minos turned back into a human form after landing, moved his wrist, and the transparent puppet thread was wrapped around his fingertips, and by the way, it was wrapped around the gold in his hand... Uh, the dark gold shield, and he turned his head at me: "Enter?"

I checked the status of my character, full of blood, full of mana, full of equipment durability, enough medicine reserves, saved the file, pulled out the golden short sword, and stepped into the cave with arrogance: "Let's go!"

The light in the tunnel is not as dim as we expected, because every few steps on the cave wall is inlaid with a gemstone emitting soft light. This kind of fluorescent stone polished jewelry is sold at an amazing price in Fontainebleau. Can be wronged as a light bulb.

The more we went in, the brighter the light became, and it even dazzled our eyes a little at the end. We followed the map instructions until we reached the deepest part of the cave, and suddenly it became clear that the floor of the large stone room was covered with a thick layer of gold and silver jewels. Countless treasures are piled up like a mountain, and we can't even find a place to stay. If we are not careful, we may step on a priceless necklace or bracelet.

But compared to the two beautiful young men sitting on the pile of treasures, the treasures in this room instantly became a foil. When they saw us coming in, they shouted excitedly: "Two brave men, please save us! "

Minos was dumbfounded: "Aaron?!"

I was dumbfounded: "Shun?!"

"Wait a minute." I covered my forehead and whispered to Minos, "Shazhi said that the general doesn't have to be a man, so the same reason can be proved..."

"A princess doesn't have to be a woman." Minos understood immediately, "And the mission didn't say that there is only one princess."

To be honest, just looking at their appearance and ignoring their gender, these two are completely worthy of the title of princess.

Thinking of this, Minos and I reached a consensus and prepared to take them out of the cave. However, just as we took a step forward, Aaron and Shun's hair suddenly turned black as if ink had been splashed on them, and their voices became ruthless: "Both Heroes, if you claim to be extremely smart, try to find the real princess."

At the same time, a blood-red system prompt appeared on the task panel—"Please choose the real princess among the two, and defeat the dragon pretending to be the princess. PS: Please think for yourself, and it is forbidden to communicate with teammates."

I was stunned when I saw the news, and found myself in a completely dark independent space. I wanted to open the team channel but was prompted by the system that the function was locked. I had to scratch my head and think about the answer—why would the dragon disguise itself as a princess?What do these two men have in common?Wait a minute, Minos said that Aaron was the reincarnation vessel chosen by Hades in his era, and Shun was the same, but Shun finally got rid of Hades' control, Aaron... has a high probability of being swallowed, if he If he escaped, there should be related records on the astrology building.

I made up my mind to write "Aaron" in the column of the dragon, and "Shun" in the column of the princess. The surrounding darkness faded away like a tide, and I returned to the stone chamber full of treasures. Standing by my side, it looks like he has made his own choice too.

The two of us did not dare to act rashly anymore, and stayed where we were and waited for the result of the system's judgment.

The blackened version of Aaron and Shun seems to have got our answer, they looked at each other and smiled, and then...

Then my blood bar is gone!All clear!Bottom!Not a drop left!

When I fell down, Minos also lay down, with a "WTF" expression on his face, and the surrounding scenery switched to solemn black and white again. The two beautiful boys disappeared into smoke amidst deep laughter, and then another A figure came out from the secret door of the stone room. It was tall and tall, with pale skin and black hair hanging softly on its shoulders. Even in the black and white picture quality, you can vaguely glimpse the brilliance of the stars in the sky.

but!Why!This NPC with a cold temperament but clearly male is wearing a black silk tutu skirt of the same style as a European lady? !And what is going on with this high side slit!The seam is pulled to the root of the thigh!Brother, you're all gone! ! !

The moment Minos saw the person coming, his face was ashen, and there was nothing to love. He wanted to bite his tongue on the spot and die again: "Hades... my lord... you... I..."

I suddenly felt that I was smashed into scum by the thunder from the sky: "It's the first time I know that Hades is a master of women's clothing."

"No..." Minos said angrily, "That's Pandora's dress..."

"..."

Silence, silence is Cambridge tonight, quietly I was caught, just as I came quietly; the boss waved his sleeves, not taking away a cloud.

Hades came to stand in front of us, and said blankly: "I'm sorry, no matter who you choose, the result will be a failure, because they are all evil dragons, and I am the real princess. The correct way to attack It is to influence the evil dragons through mouth cannon, so that they will voluntarily hand over the imprisoned princess. Braves, you have failed."

As Hades pronounced the sentence, a big GameOver appeared in mid-air, showing off its power and poking at the eyeballs.

Me: "...Suddenly feel that this world is better destroyed, what do you think?"

Minos: "...yes."

My field of vision was plunged into darkness. When I opened my eyes again, what I saw was the ceiling of the Pope's Hall lounge. I was relieved that it was over!

One day after the incident, a secret meeting was held quietly

"By summarizing the observation of his game behavior, we believe that his three views have not shifted significantly, and he can still be regarded as a companion of the sanctuary."

"Canceling all investigations and monitoring of his background and words and deeds-anyone object?"

"No."

"Then, hereby declare in the name of Athena and the Pope: the relevant documents including this meeting will be permanently sealed and placed in the astrology building, and inspection is strictly prohibited. This order will be valid until the end of the holy war—the meeting will be adjourned!"

The author has something to say:

The linkage episode is over, thank you for liking such a nonsensical story!

As for the ending?Oh, this is actually a seemingly unintentional, but intentional... playtest.

Congratulations Linyu, you passed the level