What's wrong with the doctor is so annoying

I woke up in a small room, looking at the criss-crossing log beams above my head. After a full minute of stupor, I calmly got up from the bed and looked around—look at the poor and dilapidated standard decoration, Take a look at the rough-feeling linen equipment on me again. I pull out the dagger pinned to my belt and gesture twice. You can tell by the feel that it is made of discarded scraps. The sharpness of the knife is even slaughtered Chicken is enough.

Calmly put the dagger back into my belt, I went straight to the door of the room, pushed hard, the bright sun "hula-la" poured in and made my eyes hurt, after squinting for a while, I realized that this is a lonely place. The private plot is far away from human habitation and backed by the forest. In addition to the crumbling house in front of you, there are two waste fields full of weeds and an empty animal shed next to it. There is also a small shack at the door. The snow-white ancient shepherd dog was sleeping soundly inside, its fur was so long that it covered his eyes.

What a standard Japanese RPG beginning!One person, one dog, all equipment depends on searching...

I went up and patted Gu Mu's head, feeling a little puzzled, because usually in the game, the dogs that accompany the protagonist to rob houses are all dogs with more capable images, such as black backs, Akita, Ronaway, etc., not only their own With considerable attack power and agility, it can also serve as the player's siren. It can be said to be a very powerful teammate, especially in the wasteland reclamation period.

After being scratched by my chin for a few minutes, Gu Mu finally came to his senses. I stretched out my hand to lift its thick bangs, and found that its eyeballs were very beautiful purple, shining like crystals under the sunlight.

My hands froze in place, and I fell into thinking: what is the reason for this déjà vu that seems to have seen it somewhere?

Gu Mu turned its generous head to look around, and suddenly jumped out of the kennel, and before I could react, it swelled several times in an instant, and then it...it it it it it it used it Standing on two hind legs? !

"That bastard Cairos, where did you leave me?" Gu Mu... Oh, it's not Yazi, a silver-haired young man with the same hairstyle as Gu Mu, who looks constipated, and fixes his eyes on me, and then I looked up at the small shabby house behind me, changed my expression several times, and finally said cautiously: "Brother, what is this place?"

"Good question, I also want to know the answer." I said dryly, "But I also woke up and found myself lying here, and my clothes were automatically changed into novice warrior clothes. Here, it is exactly the same as yours."

The silver-haired young man lowered his head immediately, and then showed a bone card chrysanthemum-like ecstasy expression. He opened his mouth and said, "I [beep]...huh? [beep]! [beep!] [beep beep——]"

I kindly reminded: "Don't beep, swearing in the game will be harmonized, and you may be banned if you do this again."

The silver-haired young man took a deep breath, and was about to continue exhaling the fragrance, when suddenly a line of World Channel speeches floated in the blue sky, and a sweet female voice began to broadcast:

"Congratulations to the brave 'Minos' for joining the team of the brave 'Linyu'! Pick up your swords and use your wisdom to defeat the devil and save the princess~"

I rubbed my eyes, almost crying—look at this giant gothic font that almost covers the sky, mixed with colorful black, how eye-catching it is, it is Party A’s favorite That model, the eyes are TM shaking blind!

What's more, the sound of this all-map radio!If you beat me to death, I will not admit my mistake!

"Saori! What are you doing, Saori! Wasn't it enough for you to transgender the whole Sanctuary last time?!"

Minos panicked: "I seem to have heard something terrible?"

The broadcaster coughed twice in embarrassment: "Well, don't be angry, I think it must be because I have been thinking about how to get through the new RPG released recently, so I made a mistake when I was meditating in the small universe, and I pulled everyone in. ..."

I glanced at Minos with a dull expression: "Even people who are not from the sanctuary have been brought in? How big is your trouble?!"

The broadcast paused for a moment, obviously giving up on himself: "Ah, anyway, I have loaded the basic operations of the game, you can just play a holographic game and go back to the real world after clearing the level. I guarantee that you all have infinite lives and died. It can also revive the dead tape daddy on the spot~"

"Hello? Hello!" I yelled at the sky, but I didn't hear any response, and I turned my attention back to this teammate who appeared out of nowhere in frustration: "Forget it, let's go according to the game flow." ...Do you know the concept of Dragon Quest RPG?"

"I know, the start is poor and empty, and the equipment is all about searching." Minos lifted his long silver hair that was as long as his calves, trying to tie it into a ponytail for easier movement, but soon he discovered that there are props that can be tied up all over his body. Except for a straw rope that serves as a belt, there is only his initial weapon-a fishing line.

After an embarrassing silence, we all turned around and walked towards the hut at the birth point, and started the first rummaging. During the whole process, the system kept refreshing the screen:

[Get fodder x20]

【Obtain eggs x5】

[Get chicken feather x5]

[Obtain cowhide x1]

【Obtain a rusty hatchet x1】

【Acquire Sewing Box x1】

【Get Matches x50】

[Get cloth x10]

【Acquire bed set x1】

[Get table, chair and bench set x1]

[Obtain an unknown type of calf x1]

We packed everything that could be packed, and those big things that couldn’t be moved were originally planned to be smashed and taken away as basic materials in accordance with the Sanguang policy, but Minos suggested that it’s best not to do things too radically, for fear of going along with them. After a snakeskin operation on the main line, I found that I still have to come back to activate some hidden secret room. At that time, these decorations in the room may come in handy, so it is best not to move around.

I deeply sympathize with this, but anyone who has been trapped by the hidden plots of old-fashioned RPGs knows that some branch conditions are so harsh that the number of monsters killed in a certain area is limited.But in this way, a contradiction arises: if all items in the birth point are immovable, isn't our search in vain?

After discussing for a long time, we decided to adopt the SL Dafa, which has tried everything and saved it!Archive anytime!Save the fuck!No, start all over again!

Minos checked his skill bar during the archive, and found that in addition to the only attack skill [puppet thread], there is also a craftsman skill [sewing]. The only product that can be made currently happens to only consume a piece of cowhide The backpack can greatly increase our carrying limit.

But the problem is that after searching the entire birth point, there is only one piece of cowhide.

We involuntarily moved our eyes to the little calf, which had no idea of ​​the imminent disaster, and was leisurely wagging its tail and nibbling on the turf.I took out my dagger and gestured at the calf, and the system kindly reminded me that if I sell it, we will get a piece of cowhide and a certain amount of beef. For the two poor and brave, of course, the more food reserves the better.

I hesitated for a long time, and said to Minos: "Let me save a file first, I have a bold idea."

He didn't object, so I opened the system panel, pressed Save with my mind control, and the voice prompts that the save was successful. Then I pulled out the dagger with a "boo", pulled the piece of cowhide toward the middle, and divided it into equal parts. Then handed it to Minos after two pieces of the same size: "Look, how much is it now?"

Minos had an expression of "Fuck, you can do it", he took out the sewing box and it was like a tiger, and soon two strong cowhide backpacks were freshly baked, and all the supplies were stuffed in, holding our cow in one hand Baby, close the door with the other hand and let's go!

Fortunately, this game is not so hardcore that you can rely on yourself to find your way, but you still have to explore some major areas like checkpoints to fully unlock the entire map. This is very simple!The first thing to do is to go to the nearest town to find out the news, and according to the current location of the two of us on the map, if we go straight, we must go through a vast forest.

But is this a problem for the Warriors?Just kidding, we are going to do a big business, what does the forest mean?It means unlimited spawning of wild monsters!Unlimited drops of experience money props!Diligently fight monsters and level up, defeat the dragon, marry the princess, and reach the pinnacle of life. Such a grand goal depends on the selfless dedication of these mobs!

When we stepped into the forest, we immediately felt that the surrounding light was much darker. Strange-shaped sticky objects came out of the ground and squirmed towards us. The system thoughtfully helped us identify all the enemies The unit's level, name, location and other information, I looked at the group of slimes whose movement speed was comparable to that of snails, drew out the dagger and prepared to sweep away, Minos also showed the fishing line, and seemed to be thinking about how to do it One-time lightening of the head.

When the system prompted the slimes to enter our attack range, the two released their unique attack moves at the same time, and the range just covered all the mobs. Just as we were about to sit back and collect the experience, there was a loud "moo—— "It exploded in my ears, and I trembled in fright. The calf had already rushed into the slime group with a pile of ashes and trampled on it crazily, and then the system ruthlessly announced:

[Unknown type of calf gains XX points of experience]

Me: "=△="

Minos: "◎＿◎"

Calf (joyfully): "Moo moo moo!"

"It's fucking okay?!" I rushed up and grabbed the calf's head, and found that it had risen two levels in one breath, and two small horns had grown on its forehead. The most jaw-dropping thing was , I can choose to let it join the team!

Minos came over and stuffed a handful of grass casually picked up from the ground into the cow's mouth, and patted its head by the way: "Are you sure this cow can join our team, not an extra queue like pets?"

I opened a blank pet panel and tried several times, but there was no response, but when I put the calf into the brave queue, I succeeded once, and the name was impressively displayed [unknown species of calf].

After thinking about it for a while, I understood what was going on. When the yarn weaving system broadcasted before, she said that she was addicted to an RPG that sells "outsiders", which means that the animals in this game world may just look Unlike human NPCs, if one is accidentally killed, the friendly army will be buried generously!

Talking about his own deduction, Minos deeply sympathized, so we were extra careful in the next process of killing monsters and upgrading, for fear that our hands would kill animals that shouldn't be killed. At first, we were quite nervous, but after a long time We found that there are two types of attackable objects in the forest, one will actively attack us, and the other will not. The appearance of the active monster is also very characteristic, it feels like being possessed by some black substance As long as they find us, they will stare at us with maddened red eyes and continue to attack until they are killed. Paoding and their corpses have a chance to get materials marked with the prefix of [XX that is impregnated with the magic power of the dragon].

During the upgrade process, I learned the craftsman skill [Forging], which cooperates with Minos’ [Sewing], which is enough to use the materials dropped by monsters to create some initial equipment by myself. Just take it off and throw away the bottom of the bag.

What's interesting is that when I put on the equipment made of these magic materials, I will be forced to get a debuff, and the blood bar and mana bar will continue to decrease until they reach zero. Any adverse reactions made me have to get more materials that were not demonized and make another set of equipment.

It seems that this evil dragon is probably from the Pluto camp.

Next is the mechanical repetition of killing monsters and Pao Ding. The process is very boring, so we skip it shamelessly. You only need to know that when we have searched every inch of the forest, two people and one cow have already exceeded level 30. .Of course, the process of upgrading and hunting can’t really be completely without rest. Sometimes we need to wait patiently for the prey to enter the set-up tripwire trap, so we can take a short break, chat and exchange information with each other.

During the chatter, I learned that this Minos is one of the three giants of the underworld, the noble star Griffin, but according to him, he is also a victim of time-traveling, who was once killed by a god named "Cairos". Throw it into the world before I crossed over. After reading the manga of Saint Seiya, I was forcibly summoned by Pandora to participate in the holy war in the middle of the 18th century before I lived to the age of graduating from university.Because of the extra 23 years of his life, he was very unsteady in his thinking. Although he was in the Pluto army, he always helped Sanctuary with a sense of integrity, and was played half to death by Aaron, a boy disguised as Hades.

As I listened, I thought this is so fucking miserable. I am a soul wearer, so I can justifiably kill my destined real boss Poseidon and go to the sanctuary of light. What can Minos do? I think There are no conditions for rebellion, after all, my life is in Hades' hands!

And Minos learned that I, as a hard-working person who didn't even have a holy cloth, worked diligently and dutifully to wipe the ass of the people in the sanctuary for more than ten years, and finally found out that I had indirectly contributed to these shitty things, and he was suddenly awed Respect, you patted me on the shoulder to show that you are more vigorous, you single-handedly changed the entire plot of the Saint Seiya, how awesome this is, if you become arrogant in the future, I promise to arrange a VIP for you in Ice Hell seats!

...Thanks, I don't fucking want any of that.

After confirming that the forest area was completely clean, we packed our bags and drove the sprinting Niu brother to the direction of the town. All the way over, relying on his bull's sudden rush, our efficiency of spawning monsters swished, including its own level. It also swished upwards, and now its name has been refreshed as [Brazilian bison].

The experience bar seems to be a little bit short, and when it finishes with these demonized slimes blocking the way, it will be... oh!Upgraded!

A somewhat dazzling golden light enveloped Brother Niu's body, and Minos and I subconsciously raised our arms to cover our eyes.Strange, the halo of the upgrade usually ends with a very faint white light flash, why is it taking so long this time... huh? !Who is this? !

After the light faded, Arudiba, who was dressed in luxurious and heavy armor, came to us calmly, carrying a large shield and epee, which were very advanced at first glance, stood still, and said, "Two brave men, as your help In return for my recovery of strength, I will guide you to awaken [racial characteristics], in this dangerous world, it is very necessary to understand and skillfully use your own abilities."

Minos and I nodded crazily, the private chat channel has exploded—God bless Brother Niu didn’t hear us discussing how much such a big cow can be sold to the town... I buy it, if it’s worth it in the first place If you can't resist the temptation to slaughter Brother Niu, you will lose a lot. This game is really cunning. Who would have thought that an animal that can be slaughtered is actually a teaching NPC!

Then Arudiba helped us unblock the [Racial Characteristics] panel that was forcibly locked by the system. At the same time, the system reminded us that we had obtained a huge reward, and then I was surrounded by a dark blue beam of light that shot up into the sky. Rising upwards, small light balls of suspected magical elements continuously emerged from the beam of light and merged into my body. I quickly felt a little itchy on my body. When I looked down, many horny fish scales appeared on the surface of the skin in an instant. In a flash, a strange force was generated in the body and continuously impacted the area around the skull and tailbone. Finally, there was a muffled sound of "噗味", and I immediately felt my head sink and my buttocks feel hot. I reached out and touched the sides of my head , I touched two halberd-shaped horns, and there was a thick long tail covered with scales behind me. I tried to control it and swung it. The sound of the good guy was like an iron whip. This lethality is powerful!

The blue beam of light gradually disappeared, and I clicked on the character attribute panel, and was pleasantly surprised to find that I had risen to level 50 in one go, and at the same time, the column of race was changed from [? ] became [Sea Dragon], and refreshed a large number of intermediate skills at the same time, and the types of equipment that can be forged have also increased significantly.

Nice!The next step is to go to the town to replenish supplies and pick up tasks by the way. A brave man at level 50 is not a novice in the traditional RPG world where the general level is 99. You can find a few small bosses to test the waters.

At this moment, Minos suddenly spoke, with a sour smell of just ten catties of lemons: "Hey...you seem to be okay?"

I turned my head to look, just in time to witness the moment when the dark purple beam of light enveloping Minos disappeared, and his entire figure was completely exposed... Hahahahaha what is that? !After I awakened, I only had an extra pair of dragon horns and a tail, and he directly got an extra lower body, which is still an assembled product!The first half is eagle claws and the second half is a lion's leg. A lion's tail is shaking irritably on the buttocks, and there are a pair of thin wings on the back.

"Are you laughing?!" Minos rushed over like a tank, grabbed my dragon horn and shook it vigorously, and the feathered ear clusters hidden in the hair exploded, "Laughing fart! This is The most authentic appearance of a griffin! What's your opinion!"

I was dizzy by his shaking: "Don't shake it, don't shake it! Oh, I was wrong, hahahahaha! Don't step on my tail, oooh!!!—"

"...In short, go to the capital when you are ready, and I will report everything to the king." Arudiba looked at the two three-year-old children wrestling in front of him, feathers and scales flying all over the sky, calmly Without hesitation, he dropped the latest task, then turned his head and disappeared at the exit of the forest without hesitation - hurry up!If you don't follow the IQ, it will follow the decline!

The author has something to say:

A joint episode with the author Bei Yunyin PY, who is also a fan of Saint Seiya, after a transaction, everything is for sand sculptures!The sand sculpture is great / the method is good!