What's wrong with the doctor is so annoying

Lushan, Wulaofeng

After autumn, a large number of fallen leaves fluttered and piled up in front of the eaves and behind the house. The first job after getting up every day was to sweep away the thick pile of fallen leaves with a huge broom and rake.Fully dehydrated, dry, brittle leaves are particularly flammable and can act as a fuel when lighting a stove.

But for the little ones, piles of fallen leaves often have other fun uses, like... roasted sweet potatoes.

On a dark and windy night, a wisp of green smoke rises from the bamboo forest.

Chun Li rubbed her hands, and complained in a low voice, "Are you familiar? We've been squatting here for almost two hours, and our legs are so numb..."

Zilong carefully fiddled with the pile of fallen leaves that were still glowing red with a branch, and a few wisps of fire splashed out accidentally, scaring him almost to throw the branch out, but under Chunli's suspicious gaze, he still had to bite the bullet and continue. Pa La: "This should be fine! I remember the last time my brother did it like this..."

A shadow suddenly enveloped the heads of the two people: "I don't remember when I allowed you two to play with fire, huh?"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!'

Linyu directly used the small universe to extinguish the small fire in front of him, grabbed the wooden stick in Zilong's hand and pulled it out, pulled out a scorched tinfoil bag, stretched out his hand to break it, and a sweet and glutinous aroma came to his nostrils. The three people present gulped at the same time.Looking at the longing eyes of his younger brother and younger sister, Linyu raised his eyebrows, bit down unceremoniously, and licked his tongue in the desperate expressions of the two of them: "Ah? What kind of expression is that on you? Come here, stand still Alright, recite the elimination rules for me!"

The two children were dejected: "Set fire to the mountain and sit in prison."

Linyu nodded, took a few more bites, and tapped his mouth vigorously: "Yes."

"A wisp of smoke by the river will result in a fine of seven or eight thousand."

Linyu licked the fingers that were stained with sweet potato mash one by one: "Continue."

"The bamboo rat is roasted well in the morning, and the prison meal is delicious in the afternoon."

Linyu crumpled up the scorched tinfoil and destroyed it on the spot, and smashed the heads of the two children one by one: "Don't you remember this clearly? One or two still want to commit crimes knowingly? Hmm?"

So in the cultural class on the second day, Zilong and Chunli were punished to copy "The Induction of the Supreme Being" ten times at the same time. By the end of the copy, the two of them had no desires and desires, and all four things were empty.

By the way, under the special care of Linyu, traditional Chinese characters were used when transcribing.

After many years, when Xuanwu and Xianglong were caught in almost the same place, Zilong felt very complicated. On the one hand, he never expected that history would repeat itself. He even directly rubbed the flames with the small universe to roast the sweet potatoes so that the outside is charred and the inside is tender. Back then, he wasted four sweet potatoes before barely roasting a qualified one. Before he had time to take a bite, he was chopped off by his brother !

"One person ten times the past tense of English verbs, and write it silently tomorrow night, be conscious."

Zilong suppressed a smile and watched Xuanwu dejectedly drag Xianglong back to the house, then turned to Linyu who was lying on the bamboo branch, "How did you find them?"

Linyu's eyes fluttered a little: "Hmm... intuition."

In fact, the reason is very simple. Back in time more than ten years ago, he did the same thing, but his poor craftsmanship almost set the whole bamboo forest on fire, which frightened Mr. Tong Hu terribly.

And the result... Naturally, Aiolos carried him back to the back mountain for extra training for half a night.

Facing Linyu who was beaten to the point of crying and pissing and howling, Aiolos moved his wrist with a smile and started a new round of beating: "I'm sorry, there is no such thing as quality education in our sanctuary. If the skin is itchy, just give it a good beating—you still have the strength to howl, come on, let's continue."

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The recently popular "How did the baby come?" series of questions and answers, I don't know why it has swept the entire sanctuary at an astonishing speed. Saori happily took the printed questionnaire and chatted everywhere, and the day was fruitful.

Linyu: "Ah? If you want to talk about this question realistically, all the large group on Lushan Mountain, including me, were picked up. Oh no, when Zilong and Chunli reach the legal marriageable age, they will definitely have to wait for them." Man-made, I have to explain it to this cub at that time... Let's sit down and spend time giving a serious physiological hygiene class, especially the knowledge about condoms and menstrual periods. With two taels of meat, many problems are fundamentally solved!"

Aiolos: "Ria asked me this question when I was young, and I didn't understand it at the time, so I can only fool around and say that you will understand when you grow up. Saga also used this to fool his brother, but very It obviously didn't work, and I was thrown a mocking face."

Saga: "Uh... You were not born from the head of Zeus? Ah? Do you want to ask about the specific production process of human beings... Please wait a moment, I will see if I can contact the delivery room to observe the teaching... No, no, this is a very serious question, I think it would be better for a professional to explain it to you..."

Garen: "(Spray all over the floor with a mouthful of salt soda) Why the fuck did you come to ask me?!"

Shaka: "I will only suggest to the benefactor, go to a love hotel to open a room now, immediately, immediately, and have sex with him for three days and three nights. If you are not satisfied, you can play "The Great Joy of the Yin and Yang of Heaven and Earth" in the room on a loop."

Mu: "Master is the child-giving bird of the entire Sanctuary (laughs). Well, in fact, he has been trying hard to persuade other parents to hand over their children's adoption rights. Fortunately, he has cultivated enough face in the past 200 years to face It’s really not easy to fool people without changing color or heartbeat. Oh, you mean a noble ghost? In fact, since I found out that he secretly flipped through the physiology booklet, I have already taught everything that should be taught.”

Milo: "When I was a child, I always thought that I grew out of an apple tree, so I was called this name... Oh, don't laugh!"

Camus: "I was also troubled by how to explain this problem to two students. Fortunately, one day we met an injured female seal during training. She seemed to be attacked when she was about to give birth. Gave me ready-made explanation materials. Unfortunately, the mother seal did not last long enough to give birth to the baby and died, so I just went on to talk about the survival of the fittest, and finally dragged her back as a food reserve ..."

Arudiba: "Before I came to the sanctuary, most of the places where I lived believed in Catholicism, so I once thought that all children were handed over to their mothers by angels."

Aiolia: "Uh... ah... this... that... why don't you ask my brother?"

Dismask: "Huh? How did the baby come here? Do you still have to ask? Of course it's a cannon! Isn't your father a humanoid self-propelled cannon? Hahaha... Cough, please pretend that I didn't say anything."

Shura: "Let me recall - normal delivery, caesarean section, dystocia, lateral incision, central incision, oblique incision, transverse incision..."

Aphrodite: "You shouldn't ask me this question. It's more appropriate to consult the maids or other female saints than me."

Shui Jing: "I haven't had time to worry about how to answer this question, but it is obvious that Shi Ang has become a self-taught person. As for Tong Hu...he doesn't seem to need relevant knowledge?"

Odysseus: "I don't want to recall the painful life of pissing and urinating to those dozen little hell kings. Thank you. I dug them out of the comfort ground. As long as anyone disobeys, I threaten to kill them." Put them all back, if you don't believe me, I can show you a live demonstration."

The author has something to say:

Happy Children's Day, although you can count the number of people who can celebrate this festival in the entire Saint Seiya with your fingers, but everyone is skinny after all, eh