What's wrong with the doctor is so annoying

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This year's 530 Gemini congratulatory message, I will also post it here. The reason why I wrote it in advance is because there are a lot of things to deal with on the 530 day. That big "Ω" rarely stood still for a long time without responding.

First of all, we have to popularize the world view of this story-human genders are roughly divided into six types, but in this era of highly developed social productivity, the α gender that once had an absolute advantage in various fields has long since fallen from the altar, and because of its own The irresistible problem of "smell the omega pheromone will make sex in the street", in some cases, it is easier to fall into a disadvantage.

The Ωgender, who was once labeled by the society as "delicate and weak, needs to be protected" and whose only meaning in life lies in reproduction, has evolved various powerful resistance genes in the cruel social competition.In modern society, when you walk into the gym, it is completely impossible to tell the gender of those muscular heavy lifting men.

And the β gender, which is the dominant ethnic group, adapts most easily in modern society. There is no need to ask for hair/love leave, and no need to worry about pregnancy. It can no longer meet the standards of social animals, and it is deeply loved by all bosses.

According to modern scientific research, people gradually understand and accept the so-called "transgender people", but among the huge and complicated cases, there is such an extremely rare group of people who still have a sudden conversion after sexual/adult/mature differentiation gender situation.To be precise, this group of people has no so-called official gender differentiation. Whether he (she) is α, β, Ω, or coexistence of multiple genders is random and unknown.To this day, we are still unable to determine the cause and inducing conditions of this change.

Unfortunately, Saga is just one of these people. After his physical maturity, his gender has been repeatedly jumping between α and β, swinging back and forth.

Fortunately, this is an era of mass production of inhibitors, the price of which is comparable to safety/safety/condoms and oral/oral contraceptives/conception/pills, and the proliferation of sales is far beyond people's imagination. You can buy a stack at any corner, and then store it in the refrigerator, and you can send it to yourself at any time.

The reason why so much space is involved is to prove that even if Mr. Saga accidentally turns into an omega, the social impact will be pitifully small, and it is nothing more than another inhibitor.

But psychologically, there should still be some impact, shouldn't it? ——Saga thought so, and after searching in the refrigerator for a long time, he found out speechlessly that there was no Ω-specific inhibitor in the dormitory.

This meant that he had to emit seductive pheromones during the estrus period, and under the watchful eyes of the alphas all over the campus, he had to go through most of the campus to get an injection at the school doctor's office.

Calm and calm, Saga took two deep breaths. He tore off the collar of his pajamas. Maybe it was a psychological effect, maybe the glands really started to smell, and he felt an indescribable smell began to permeate the room.

He tried hard to think back for a long time, and then remembered with horror yesterday, that bastard Garen went out to play football all day, then he lay on the bed without taking a shower, threw the jersey, socks and shoes he took off, and when he I really can't bear the smell of sweat that wafts from the laundry basket into the nasal cavity when I move the dirty clothes to the laundry room...

Saga realized that the cold sweat had begun to overflow uncontrollably, soaking his entire back, making the smell in the room even stronger.

No, this is unscientific, the smell of pheromones is impossible to be transmitted, even if they are twins, because Gallon is a damn beta, and he will not suffer from physiological problems such as estrus, he meowed Damn, why am I the only one who is the victim of a damned gene mutation? Shouldn't this kind of problem be that brothers have the same blessings and difficulties? !

Saga tremblingly took out his mobile phone, and immediately blocked the communication user named "Brother Douchebag" - never call Garen for help, nor give him any news about the current situation, otherwise he will definitely go crazy He laughed at himself and spread the incident as a joke to all corners of the school. If nothing unexpected, several brother schools would soon start to relish the experience of being transgendered when he woke up through his contacts.

At the moment when X dropped Garen, Saga went over all the reliable people in the entire student apartment building who knew how to keep secrets, and then sadly found that they were all α.

Now that the foreign aid route is blocked, they have to rely on themselves.

The first step is to formulate the best route, try to bypass all possible corners where people may appear, and go straight to the school doctor's office.

Saga went straight to the computer desk, turned on his laptop, opened the school's floor plan as quickly as possible, searched for today's school schedule, analyzed the best route from each teaching building to the cafeteria, and calculated every The flow of people for a period of time finally drew a completely safe escape route half an hour later with trembling hands. On the map, it was crooked and looked like an earthworm rolling on the ground after eating a bad stomach.

The second step is to be fully armed to minimize the spread of pheromones and reduce accidents.

It is midsummer now, and it is too unreasonable to go out in full armor, but coincidentally, a small-scale contagious rash broke out on the campus recently, so Saga can confidently put on long sleeves for herself, Wrap around your scarf, put on your sunglasses and mask, and quickly go downstairs under the sympathetic eyes of other people in the dormitory building who are puzzled at first and then suddenly realize.

Milo, who came out to take out the garbage, looked at Saga's tightly wrapped back passing by, stunned for a while, and murmured: "It turns out that Kamiao is not the only one who wears such thick clothes on a hot day..."

The third step is to move the snake skin and eat/chicken with its life.

Due to leaving get out of class early, Aiolia, who had an appointment to play basketball with a few friends, was on the way to take a shortcut to occupy a seat on the court, and almost bumped into a masked unknown person who was crawling forward against the wall. When the person looked a little familiar, unexpectedly, his eyes darkened: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Frantically tearing off the black trash bag covering her forehead, Aiolia looked around, seeing that the suspect had long since disappeared, and angrily flipped the table: "Who is this! What kind of prank are you playing in broad daylight!"

Mu and Arudiba, who were on duty, passed by the flower bed near the teaching building with their notebooks in their arms. The large expanse of greenery and blooming flowers made people feel refreshed. People's attention, the little flower that has just bloomed and fell down under the footprints of evil with tears in her eyes.

Arudiba took out his mobile phone to take a picture of the crime scene, and immediately tweeted: "It's too immoral. These flowers and plants are blooming just right. Who is so cruel and insists on taking a shortcut here!" ten.

Mu stretched out his hand and gestured for the traces of the collapse, and roughly calculated the height and weight of the suspect. With a strange smile on his face, he reminded Arudiba: "Don't forget @园养部."

Five minutes later, Aphrodite came over aggressively, dragging a small tricycle full of shovels, hoes, iron kettles, and a kettle with one hand: "Who did it?!"

Dismasker followed suit and fanned the flames: "Find out and chop him up as fertilizer!"

Asura passed by holding a thick law book notebook, upon hearing this, he immediately criticized: "Calm down, murder is against the law."

Near the Guanjing Lake, Sha Jia, who felt that the professor was not good enough for his eyes, skipped his class arrogantly, took up the whole chair and lay down to rest, very happy, but it didn't take long for him to hear a series of rustling sounds, and opened his eyes. At first glance, the bamboo forest near the viewing lake is shaking rapidly, like a wave of waves rushing past in one direction.

"Deceive yourself, that's all." Shaka closed his eyes calmly and continued to sleep.

Taking advantage of today's lack of class, Tong Hu was doing Tai Chi in the small park in the middle of the viewing lake. Shi Ang sat in the pavilion with his legs crossed to prepare for the lesson. When the two looked up, they could just look at the figure of someone fleeing in embarrassment. They were silent for a while, looking at each other. Take a look—is there something wrong with this kid's mind?You must have taught it badly.

Aiolos, who had received a large number of witnesses from the crowd, pondered for a while, then dialed Garen's phone: "Hello? What the hell are you brothers doing?"

Garen sat in the emptied infirmary that had been ordered in advance, lit the candles on the cake one by one, and replied confidently: "Today is my brother's birthday, of course we have to give him a shocking enough surprise."

Speaking of Saga broke in, his body was covered with grass leaves, how embarrassing he was, when he saw his younger brother, he instantly tore off all the disguise on his body, and rushed forward with a ferocious face, intending to strangle him to death: "I fucking knew it was a good thing you did!"

Garen hangs up the phone, moves back nimbly, avoids his brother's hug, and pushes the tray containing the cake to Saga's face with his backhand, with the same grin on the same face: " Surprise, Brother Fucker!"

As for how Garen tampered with the simple sex tester, how he got rid of all the omega inhibitors in the refrigerator in the dormitory, and how he used his own smelly socks to make the smell in the room extremely ecstasy, that is another matter. story...