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Chaos was a little embarrassed. He caught the child, but he didn't know how to eat it. He asked the younger brother, but he couldn't accept the eating method offered by the younger brother.

In fact, in the state of bugs, Chaos has also eaten various fruits and vegetables, and he gnawed them directly, but can the feeling of gnawing a melon be the same as directly gnawing a child?The taste of raw melon is sweet and delicious, and the taste of a child is fishy and astringent.

Ah no, this is a slip of the tongue, Chaos has never had a child.

In short, no matter whether he is in the state of a bug or a human being, he does not want to use that traditional method to eat children at all, so what should this group of children do?Qiqi 49—no, there are only 48 virgins, because one of them was taken away by Jiang Liuer—how to eat this?If you don't eat for two days, the children will starve to death, what a waste of food.

Chaos thought this way, but he didn't notice that a child sneaked out of the straw basket, and was afraid of getting into his robe.

Gee.

Chaos pulled the child out, and suddenly felt that it was wrong for him not to wear pants. In the past, he always felt that since he wore a robe, pants were unnecessary, so he never wore them. Looking at it now, it is still necessary.It is not indecent to pick up that child, but fortunately it is a virgin boy and not a virgin.

The little boy hugged Chaos' arm, laughing happily as if hugging some treasure.

I wanted to eat Jiang Liu'er before, but I accidentally witnessed Jiang Liu'er releasing Sun Wukong's two monsters and saw this scene as soon as they came in.

I almost knelt down in fright, oh my god, is this our king?How is it like bringing a child?Your Majesty, you don’t actually want to eat boys and girls, you just want to run a kindergarten_(:зゝ∠)_

Chaos held the child in one hand, and glanced over with his slender eyes: "You two, have you sent Jiang Liu'er to Chang'an City?"

The two monsters looked at each other, thinking that the king should not know what kind of Jiangliuer we still wanted to eat, so they began to make up stories: "My lord, when we were halfway on the way, Jiangliuer suddenly started running around, we chased after him. He didn't catch up, he jumped into a cave as if possessed by a demon, we went down, and saw a monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth inside, and that monkey claimed to be the Monkey King..."

"Hmph," Chaos thought, are you taking me for a fool?So he asked the little brother on the side to tie up the two: "Just tie them up like this, drag them to the dungeon and starve them for two months-it's full of loopholes just to say that Jiang Liu'er ran away, the little virgin Why is it gone? Let me see..."

He pointed straight at the two younger brothers who bowed their heads with guilt: "It's because you didn't listen to me halfway, and wanted to eat that Jiangliuer. If you didn't eat it, you even lost the little girl, right?"

The two younger brothers were already sweating profusely, one of them wanted to defend himself, and the other covered his mouth: "Stop talking! It's our fault, so don't make the King angry!"

Chaos' hands lightly patted the little boy's back in his arms: "It's really filial. That's right. Let's change it to seven days. Go lock it up for seven days."

The eyes of the two younger brothers lit up, the difference between being locked up for one month or seven days is huge!All of a sudden, the figure of the king is not only majestic but also kind!Chaos is a little proud in his heart. The so-called mastering technique is not only necessary to know how to make the younger brothers fear, but also to make them admire.

It is also said in the book that it is okay to be admired by younger brothers. Chaos looked at his appearance and felt that although he was wearing makeup, it was natural to be admired by others. However, the younger brothers under his command... forget it , like a group of frogs.

Alas, why don't you have a little brother with aura?

Suddenly the front of his clothes was ripped, Chaos lowered his head, and saw a pair of eyes with aura.

"Tsk, kid, don't tear my clothes!" The King of Chaos got angry, and threw the child into the straw basket. The straw basket was soft, but the child was not injured.The two little brothers just now were like a farce, but what they said was also remembered by Chaos.

Monkey King, Sun Wukong, right... It stands to reason that such a character—oh no, such a monkey should be Lang when he is suddenly released, and everyone in Xishan knows that it is so noisy that Wuxing Mountain cannot live here. But they haven't received any news so far...

Chaos didn't suspect that the younger brother told a lie. These younger brothers are stupid and don't read, and their brains are stupid. It would be a dream to expect them to lie and pull out a legendary figure like Monkey King.

"My lord, the monkey grandson has really come out, what shall we do?" the only female monster under the seat, and also the only monster with an IQ, asked submissively.

Chaos knew why she was so scared. Although Sun Wukong is also a monster, he is also a legend among monsters. For more than 400 years, not only humans have been telling his stories, but monsters are also talking about monkeys.This monkey was originally from the Aolai Country of the East China Sea, the monkey on the Huaguo Mountain, and it is a hundred and eight thousand miles away from the West Mountain—oh, in fact, it is only a somersault away, let alone, it is quite far anyway.

According to word of mouth among the monsters, there was a Monkey King who worshiped the ancestor of Bodhi as his master, then went to the sea to fish a stick, and started to be the boss of a group of monkeys and grandchildren, and later caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace because he was dissatisfied with the laws and regulations of the Heavenly Court. It was suppressed by Tathagata for nearly 500 years.

When I arrived in Dongshan District, it became like this. There was a Monkey King who worshiped a vicious old man as his master, went to the sea to grab a stick, and started to engage in gangsters with monkeys and monkey grandchildren. Later, he was dissatisfied with Tianting and said that he wanted to harmonize the gangsters. Tiangong was suppressed by Tathagata.

When I arrived in Nanshan District, I changed the story, saying that there was a monkey named Sun Wukong who set up a gangster school with a gangster master. He went to the sea to preach and was kicked out by the Dragon King. As the largest gangster, they couldn't tolerate such monkeys, so they found the Tathagata to suppress the monkeys.

As the last stop of myths and legends, Xishan Mountain, this is what Chaos heard at the beginning.

"Once upon a time in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Periods, there was a monkey called Sun Wukong. He had no father or mother and was full of hostility. He saw people and killed people and saw gods and gods. There was not a single female monkey in a hundred miles..."

Naturally, these chaos are unbelievable. If a passage is spread too much, it will be particularly untrue. Then Monkey King will never be the kind of fierce monkey who destroys the world. If it is true, he should be killed directly. , is almost a rebellious character, but nearly 500 years have passed by this time, no matter how rebellious the world is, it should change its appearance. Chaos doesn't believe that a monkey that has been suppressed for 500 years can still What a big deal.

"My lord! What if Sun Wukong is not good for us?"

"Don't be cowardly," Chaos blew on his nails, "It's just an outdated monkey, do you think it's the popular demon back then?"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

In the "Three Realms Forum", the once very popular and well-known owner of the water building, Monkey King, has not appeared for 500 years!Suddenly posted online yesterday!

Ask: "What do you think of the Chaos King?"

Chaos (with a cold blow): "There is nothing to be afraid of if you are an old Internet celebrity."