[The Return of the Great Sage] Has now joined Chaos Luxury Lunch

The pig demon thought that he had been fooled by his appearance of a master of Taoism, and he was indeed stunned when he saw Chaos, and he was relieved, but now he was hit hard, and he was so scared that he almost leaked the cabbage soup from his mouth come out.

Fortunately, he didn't leak it out, otherwise Chaos might really be unable to restrain his already manic heart, and today he would not only eat boys and girls, but also pork.

"Why... why is there a pig demon in my kitchen?" The younger brother who was in charge of the kitchen looked shocked: "Hey! Please explain the pig demon, when did you sneak in!"

Although this pig demon is a bit scared, he also pretends to be generous. He has been caught stealing food and still looks like a rascal who said "you can't help me". Ah little monster brother, you haven’t been serious about cleaning the kitchen for the past two days, so it’s easy for me to come in. Hey, that turtleneck sweater king over there, let me tell you, my old pig is not called stealing food, it’s called paid part-time work, Do you know that the group of little monsters under you are actually very careless? They don’t clean the kitchen seriously, sometimes the radishes and green onions are going to be broken and they don’t clean them up. If they are all rotten, they will be dirty. Your kitchen It's all over, it's my old pig who helped you solve these troubles, in fact, you should thank me."

Chaos is a little weak: "What method did you use to solve the trouble?"

"I ate them all!"

"..."

Chaos raised his palm to slap him down, only to see another person rushing in from the door, like a gust of wind.

It's just... a stinking wind.

It turned out to be the little demon who had just brought the little boy with diarrhea to the toilet. He ran back again and lifted the little boy's leg: "My lord, this kid just had diarrhea, do you still eat...?"

chaos:"……"

The sun is slowly being robbed of its light bit by bit, and soon it will be the best time to eat virgin boys and girls. Although part of the cabbage is already sticky, half of it is still good. Chaos looks at this gradually graying He suddenly felt that his heart was full.

"Why do I panic so much!"

The king was in a panic here, but at the same time, the little monsters patrolling at the foot of the Tianshan Mountain saw two groups of people fighting. They walked in and saw that they were not people. A grotesque monkey.The two little trolls were dazzled, one poked the other: "Hey, look, what are these monkeys and Qiongqi doing?"

The other had a silly look on his face: "Eh? Is that King Qiongqi next door? I thought it was a juggler."

Qiongqi glared at the back, people these days—no, monsters really have to save face, especially monsters at the level of the King of the Mountain, for example, Qiongqi is now fighting with that dead monkey because of himself Too burly and not dexterous enough, but it couldn't hit it. The monkey twitched and laughed and cursed, making Qiongqi even angrier.

Gradually, he almost forgot that there was such an enemy as Chaos, and he also forgot why he came here.

Suddenly, I heard someone talking next to me, but when I looked back, it happened to be the little demon from Chaos, and I immediately remembered, oh, didn’t I come to harass Chaos today so that he wouldn’t be a virgin!I'm making a fuss here!

Qiongqi's eyes as big as copper bells turned around, and the monkey on the opposite side became alert: "What are you doing?"

Qiongqi laughed with his mouth wide open, his yellow teeth made him look very unsanitary, and he was completely different from Chaos King of the Mountain: "Today, my lord, I came to attack my opponent, but you, a monkey, disturbed the good thing." , what can I do, I want to kill boys and girls, and I want to kill you too... Why don't you kill yourself quickly! Save me so much trouble!"

Monkey King laughed angrily when he heard it: "Your grandpa died once when he was over 300 years old, so he went to the Mansion of the Underworld to change the book of life and death, otherwise he would have killed himself 500 times in the boring [-] years. Wouldn't it be fun to run back and forth between the world and the underworld every day?"

Jiang Liu'er whispered from behind: "No, Great Sage, you were unconscious when you were pressed down, so why would you want to die?"

With the help of Jiang Liu'er, Monkey King's bragging was shattered, and he was in a bad mood.And Qiongqi felt that the one in front of him was a counterfeit, but at this time he heard someone say that he was the "Great Sage", and his agitation suddenly reached its peak: "Great Sage! What is the Great Sage?! The Monkey King is already dead Already! Tathagata, can the old man survive if he kills him?"

As soon as I finished saying this, I heard the little brother in the back of Chaos pick up the topic with a quick mouth and a bad mind: "No, our king said that the monkey grandson will not die, and the Tathagata will not really kill him. It is a political act, the Tathagata is still waiting to pull the monkey as a younger brother..."

However, Qiongqi felt that today I really [beep——] a dog.

"When did you little mountain monsters dare to talk to the king like that! Huh?!"

That little mountain demon is very, very blind, so Chaos is more miserable. There are all kinds of younger brothers, some are really stupid, some are demented, some have no eyesight, and some are obedient, because he treats younger brothers more. Gentleness—this is already very gentle among demons, so the younger brothers under him are relatively simple, and dare to do anything bold. For example, this younger brother who has no eyesight should say at this time: " Our Chaos King said that people are born by their mothers, and demons are born by their mothers, so people have human rights, and demons have demon rights..."

At this moment, Qiongqi only felt that he had simply [beep——] a roaring dog.

So he didn't notice at all that the two extremely dull and chaotic little mountain demons finally came to their senses and were running to tell their king about encountering enemies at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.

"Finally, we're going to have a fight! We can unify Xishan today!"

"We mountain monsters can finally fight in groups! If we want to fight, we must choose a place carefully! How about an open space next to Yingshoujian?"

"I think it will work! Haha!"

The author has something to say: big brother!The second senior brother has entered the monster's den!

Another: This article will be published, and will participate in the Shanghai Magic City CP16·5, which is August 16th and NO.[-], and there will be general sales after that.

About [-] to [-], and then there are [-] extras, and then [-] extras in modern society.

_(:зゝ∠)_The CP of Chaos is tentatively named Bailong, there will be two people interacting in the extra episode, but the text of this part may not be too much, so there may be a second part _(:зゝ∠)_

Someone buys it. . .Meh. . .