Bottle Evil God Raiders Manual

Sixth, teach you how to have an affair with a male god. (Reminder: This trick has scenes that are not suitable for children, please choose carefully.)

The first trick: playing drunk crazy. (Provider of the battle plan: Wu Xie)

After the sorority is over, there are two days off to reorganize the classroom and the campus environment, but every holiday is on Saturday and Sunday.

Uncle, can you not cheat?┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ is equivalent to taking only one morning off!

Huo Xiuxiu, as the head of the literature and art department, invited everyone to KTV to have a good time in order to thank everyone.

Several major events happened after the performance: [-]. Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie's title of "No. [-] CP in Southern School Middle School" was consolidated after the performance and became an indestructible and recognized CP.

[-]. Nanpai Middle School transferred another classmate who wore sunglasses all day long and was dressed in black. When he saw this person, he beat him to death immediately.

[-]. The fat man also put on sunglasses.

Fourth, Xie Yuchen has another suitor.

As summer begins, the temperature rises again.

Wu Xie was shopping in a white shirt and Zhang Qiling, who was still wearing a hoodie, in order to buy some clothes for Brother Zhang who only had two kinds of clothes.

"Brother, look at this."

"This one is also pretty, brother, go and try it."

"Wait, this one is also good."

"And that one."

When the clothes had piled up into a hill, Wu Xie was still picking.

"Wu Xie."

"What's the matter, brother? Did you fancy some clothes?"

"I want it on you."

Wu Xie looked down at the clothes on his body, and then at Zhang Qiling looking at him with eyes that seemed to like him very much.

"Okay, I'll get it for you."

After a while, Wu Xie came back with a pile of clothes.

"Brother, brother, I see that these clothes are quite suitable for you, go and try them on."

"..."

As a result, at the end of the day, Zhang Qiling only bought two pieces of clothing, one that matched Wu Xie's body, and one black casual outfit.

In the evening, Zhang Qiling wore the black casual clothes Wu Xie bought and knocked on the door of Wu Xie's dormitory.

"Brother, how are you? Fatty, let's go."

"right away."

The three of them walked on the road, and the breeze was blowing, which was quite comfortable.

"Naive, do you think my brother has been to KTV? Don't lead him into trouble."

The fat man hooked Wu Xie's neck and pulled it aside, whispering.

"How do I know, it's just to sing a song, just don't let him drink."

"Speaking of which, brother...can you sing?"

"Anyone can sing, it's just a question of whether it sounds good or not. Besides, are you going to leave my brother alone in the dormitory?"

"My little brother likes to be quiet."

Talking like this, the journey will be over soon.

Xiao Hua was leaning on the car door and playing with her mobile phone, suddenly there were three pairs of feet in her sight.

He closed the phone and smiled at the three of them, "It's finally here."

"Who is like you, who can drive such a NB car and hit the market like this?"

"If you're jealous, I can give you one too. Do you have a driver's license?"

The fat man pursed his lips and moved away from Xie Yuchen.

Xiuxiu came out from inside and smiled happily when she saw everyone was there.

"go in."

"Hey, why don't you wait for me, the blind man?"

Xie Yuchen looked at Huo Xiuxiu, who helplessly spread his hands.

"Mute Zhang? Am I reading that right?"

Zhang Qiling directly chose to ignore the blind man, and walked in first, pulling Wu Xie's wrist.

Fatty followed.

"Hey, Master Hua, don't you welcome the blind me?"

Seeing that Yuchen and Huo Xiuxiu left, the black blind man chased after them.

There were still some people in the box, all from Class [-] and Class [-], everyone started playing at this moment, toasting when they came in.

Seeing something bad, Wu Xie pulled Zhang Qiling to sit on the sofa while avoiding everyone's sight.

"My home is on the Songhua River in the northeast, where there are so many soybeans and sorghum..."

"Fuck you, Tiaodu has gone to the Pacific Ocean, go down."

"You sing so well that it makes people dizzy."

"You look down on people, don't you? Go! Go to PK."

Saying that, the two went out to the ballroom.

Seeing that there was no Ba Mai, the blind man went over and ordered a song.

Sing there alone.

As soon as he opened his mouth, Wu Xie covered Zhang Qiling's ears, and the fat man took a few napkins to plug his ears, and continued to feast.

The others found excuses to get out of the box, it was really, really ugly.

Huo Xiuxiu smiled awkwardly because of her tutoring, but Xie Yuchen couldn't stand it anymore and threw a wine glass over.

"Master Hua wants to drink with a blind man? No problem."

The black blind man gave up singing and ran to Xie Yuchen to pour wine, and let Xie Yuchen drink all kinds of nonsense.

Wu Xie looked at the microphone that no one was paying attention to, and touched Zhang Qiling.

"Brother, do you want to sing?"

Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie and shook his head.

"So, do you want some water?"

Shaking his head.

"Do you eat fruit?"

"……"nod.

Wu Xie happily took a plate of fruits directly. All kinds of fruits were sliced ​​into beautiful shapes, and there was a phoenix carved from watermelon rind standing in the middle. on the body.

Wu Xie threw it away disapprovingly, grabbed a piece of apple with a fork, and stretched it out to Zhang Qiling's mouth.

Seeing this situation, the fat man knew that the two of them were going to show off their affection again, so he put on his sunglasses.

"Xiaoxie, don't patronize the mute, come, drink."

A glass of wine was handed to Wu Xie, Wu Xie looked at Xiao Hua who was blushing, and took it.

"Xiao Hua, are you going to drive later? Don't drink too much."

"Look down on me? Even with your eyes closed, you can drive back."

Yes, already drunk.

Xie Yuchen watched Wu Xie drink it down, and poured another glass.

Then, Wu Xie was dragged to pour wine, leaving Zhang Qiling silently watching Wu Xie who was being toasted eating fruit.

Fatty?I ran out of the ballroom hgjh early.

The night became darker and darker until late at night.

As soon as the fat man opened the door of the box, a smell of alcohol came to his nostrils, so he quickly covered his nose.

Then look at the people in the room, they are all in disorder, even Huo Xiuxiu is no exception.

The fat man asked the only one who was awake: "Brother, this..."

Zhang Qiling helped Wu Xie up, but at this time Wu Xie was already drunk, and his whole body was as soft as mud.

Brother Zhang leaned Wu Xie's head on his shoulder, and replied to the fat man, "Drunk."

"This is really troublesome. You must not go back to school. If you are found out, it will be over. Wait, Fatty, I will open a room."

After a while, the fat man called a few female classmates who were good friends with Huo Xiuxiu to help her go away, and then asked a few boys to help Xie Yuchen and the blind man, but the blind man could still walk even though his face was red.

"Since Master Hua'er was the one who got drunk, of course I, I am responsible."

As he said that, he hiccupped, raised Xie Yuchen and spread his hands towards the fat man.

"room card."

The fat man looked at the shaky black blind man, still worried, so he asked someone to follow him, so he could help if there was anything he needed.

"Then, brother, Wu Xie..."

Zhang Qiling had already picked up Wu Xie, and said to the fat man, "Lead the way."

Wu Xie was blown by the wind, sobered up from the wine, dazedly grasped the clothes of the hugger, rubbed them against each other, and fell asleep again.

"Brother, I'm next door, call me if you need anything."

Zhang Qiling nodded.

The lights in the room were not turned on, Zhang Qiling put Wu Xie on the bed, turned around to pour water.

After feeding half of the water, Wu Xie vomited.

"Well, it's hard..."

"……hot."

Zhang Qiling grabbed Wu Xie and he broke free again, but the clothes were torn apart after grabbing around.

Helping Wu Xie into the bathroom.

"Wu Xie, Wu Xie." Zhang Qiling put Wu Xie into the bathtub, dipped his hands in some water and patted Wu Xie's face lightly to wake him up.

"Bro?"

"kindness."

"Where is this?"

"bath."

As he said that, Zhang Qiling turned on the faucet of the bathtub. The cold water soaked Wu Xie's trousers and touched his skin.

"Brother, it's so cold!"

Zhang Qiling didn't look at him, and went out of the bathroom again.

"The sun is shining..."

"Third Uncle, I don't drink medicine!"

"Oh, dizziness..."

"I just like playing games, can you control me?"

"Take... hiccup, brother, brother..."

Zhang Qiling turned on the TV and covered Wu Xie's crazy words with the sound of the TV.

The sound in the bathroom became smaller and smaller, and finally Wu Xie came out wrapped in a towel, staggering, calling "brother", but rubbing against the quilt.

With the help of the faint fluorescence from the TV screen, Zhang Qiling saw Wu Xie's red face, which was pink, her long eyelashes were flickering, and the water dripping from the tip of her hair fell on her body and slowly slid down, her skin glowed after being moisturized The flashing light, probably because he was too drunk to do what he wanted, the bath towel was not fastened, it was loose, and the side that Zhang Qiling could see was so broken that he could see the mermaid line.

The temperature seems to have risen suddenly.

Wu Xie moved again, this time, the bath towel was completely loose, Zhang Qiling quickly grabbed both ends, and tied a knot again.

I didn't expect Wu Xie to get involved.

After taking a bath, Wu Xie's body was cold and comfortable, and his fluffy hair was half-dry and half-wet. He probably didn't plan to wash his hair but accidentally drenched it, but who knows how he made a fuss in the bathroom.

"Brother, stay away from me."

Wu Xie said this sentence softly, making Zhang Qiling stiff all over.

As soon as Zhang Qiling turned over, he pressed Wu Xie under him.

"Wu Xie, what did you just say?"

Wu Xie's eyes opened a small slit, and his frowning face was frowned in a daze, and he could see the shadows, his lips were tightly pursed, and he looked like a storm was about to come.

"……Bro?"

Zhang Qiling kneeled and squeezed Wu Xie's thighs to prevent him from moving, put his hands on his shoulders, and repeated the question just now: "Wu Xie, what did you just say?"

"I just... said... what?"

Looking at Wu Xiefan's confused face, Zhang Qiling began to exert force on his hands.

"Stay away from you."

"why?"

"Wu Xie."

After Zhang Qiling said these few words, he leaned over and kissed him, and at the same time put his hand on the bath towel around Wu Xie's waist.