Bottle Evil God Raiders Manual

[-]. Teach you how to let the male god beat you.

The first trick: hide as far away as possible. (Provider of the battle plan: Wu Xie)

Zhang Qiling looked at the back of Wu Xie who ran away for the 13th time because he called him, and knocked on the fat man's desktop.

"En? What's the matter?" The fat man rubbed his eyes in a daze and asked.

"Wu Xie is angry again."

"Huh? Who? It's fine to be angry, a woman."

Wu Xie turned out to be a woman?

"Oh, I see."

"It's good to know...I...sleep."

The fat man smacked his lips, muttered a few words, and fell asleep with his arms under his head.

Woman = Wu Xie, Wu Xie is angry = woman is angry, woman needs to be coaxed = to coax Wu Xie.

Zhang Nanshen quickly calculated the next plan in his mind, but how to coax people?

"Why are you two arguing again! The rare 10-minute spare time is spent sleeping, do you know that!"

"Who's messing with them!"

"Who is arguing with her!"

The classmate waved his hand, "Okay, okay, hurry up and calm down your daughter-in-law, we still have to sleep."

"cut."

"whispering sound."

Zhang Qiling quickly wrote down the conversation between the two: Male: "Hey, what are you angry about?"

Female: "Go away and don't want to talk to you."

Man: "So what's wrong with you?"

Female: "Hmph, I have the nerve to ask others why they are angry when I have done something wrong?"

Male: "I just don't know, so I ask. If the teacher doesn't understand, just ask."

Female: "I don't know! My aunt hurts!"

Man: "...do you want some brown sugar water?"

Female: "Don't drink, don't drink, don't drink!"

Man: "...Do you want a hot water bottle?"

Female: "No, no, no, no!"

"Boom!"

Zhang Qiling turned his face away, something was quietly brewing.

Finally, after Wu Xie ran for the 40th time, Zhang Qiling seized the opportunity and caught up with Wu Xie. He stretched out one hand to stop Wu Xie, and then propped the other hand on the wall behind Wu Xie to circle him. Wu Xie.

"Little brother, what are you doing, what are you doing..."

Wu Xie was like a frightened rabbit, speaking tremblingly, her whole body curled up.

"Wu Xie."

"what……"

"Why are you still angry?"

"I-I'm not angry... ah."

Zhang Qiling touched the tip of Wu Xie's hair, and the latter quickly covered the back of his head in shock.

Zhang Qiling's eyelids pulled down and his eyes darkened.

Suddenly remembered what the fat man said in the morning, stared at Wu Xie for a while, and stretched out his hand.

Putting his hands in from the hem of his clothes, the coldness between his fingers brought Wu Xie back to his senses in an instant, the itchy feeling spread all over his body from where Zhang Qiling touched, and his legs felt a little weak.

"Hmm... little, little brother!"

"Wu Xie."

The warm breath sprayed on Wu Xie's face, and his eyes closed subconsciously.

(Hey, sorry, the style of painting is wrong.)

"Brother, what are you doing?"

Wu Xie grabbed Zhang Qiling's hand and made up his mind to push Zhang Qiling's head away.

Zhang Qiling's cheeks were puffed up by Wu Xie's hand, and his voice was a bit vague.

"The fat paper (zi) said that your temple (is) a girl."

"what?!"

Wu Xie's anger ignited, burning out his not-so-rough reason.

"No matter how motherly I am, I can't say that I'm a woman!" Wu Xie let go of Zhang Qiling, retracted his hand, pulled down the zipper of the school uniform, grabbed the sides of the clothes with both hands, pulled hard, and the buttons fell off the clothes in an instant, "Boom boom boom" Fly around.

"Who will talk about old children?! Look clearly!"

"..."

"..."

Zhang Qi Ling:"……"

Wu Xie: "..."

Ding.

Your integrity is offline.

Reason slowly picked up in the silent atmosphere, and hit Wu Xie with a hammer, giving him a temperature that could boil an egg on his face.

"I……"

Zhang Qiling's eyes flashed.

"that……"

"Wu Xie." Enter.

"Little brother...then what..." retreated.

"..." Then go in.

"I, I'll try the quality of the clothes, hehehe—" I backed off.

"Well, my stomach suddenly hurts, excuse me!"

"Whoosh—" turned on the "run faster than the rabbit" mode.

Zhang Qiling rubbed his fingers together, feeling good.

"Ah - fat man! What did you tell my little brother! I'll strangle you to death!"

Wu Xie, who covered his clothes and rushed to the dormitory, saw the fat man leisurely eating potato chips and watching a movie when he entered the door. When he got angry, he pinched the fat man and shook him.

"...cough, Wu Xie!"

"Humph!"

Wu Xie let go of the fat man. In fact, he didn't use much force. He just pressed his fingers on the fat man's neck and throat. He deserved it!

"Cough, cough, cough! What the hell are you crazy about!"

Throwing a pillow and hitting the fat man, Wu Xie dug out new clothes and put them on.

"Why, you didn't expect to be strangled to death when you talked nonsense in front of my brother?"

"Who is talking nonsense? What did I say?"

"Damn! Why do you say I'm a woman!"

"When do I..."

"Wu Xie is angry again."

"Huh? Who? It's fine to be angry, a woman."

"!" My God...

I seem to have said...

Seeing Wu Xie take off his tattered clothes, the fat man was shocked.

"So the little brother will test it?!"

"Pfft." I was hit by a pillow again.

"No matter how low my EQ is, I can't distinguish between men and women. Who is like you?"

"No, naive, just my little brother's non-human temperament, I'm sure he really doesn't know."

Wu Xie's hand stopped, remembering what Zhang Qiling did, as if he really didn't know.

Seeing Wu Xie's stunned look, the fat man secretly laughed in his heart, "What's the matter? Little brother really doesn't know?"

"How do I know this kind of thing..."

"Naive, how is it? Isn't my brother's technique great?"

"what?"

Looking into the fat man's line of sight, Wu Xie's face became hot again, and he grabbed the hanger hanging from the corner of the bed and threw it at the fat man.

"Fatty! What do you think about all day long!"

"Oh!"

Wu Xie slammed the door and left.

Fatty looked at the clothes thrown away by Wu Xie, feeling in his heart, the little brother must be too impatient, the clothes are all torn.

Hey, take a picture and take a picture.

It's sunny today, perfect weather for a rut (yuck, cross it out) walk.

"We are a bunch of fried rice with green peppers. The fried rice with green peppers is very fragrant..."

A man wearing sunglasses and wearing a cool black outfit was walking on the tree-lined path below the office building. He didn't know how many grasses were fascinated (diao) by the singing (yan) as he walked. The man looked up at the office building, Go in happily.

"I'm coming... Who said you must watch me sing?"

Xie Yuchen was on the phone while checking the costumes, nothing could compare to his own.

"You and the mute are still rehearsing?"

"Can't you be called dumb if you don't say anything for a few days?"

"That's what you want to call him."

"There are still a lot of people, let me show you the essence of China, and learn opera from me when the time comes."

"understood."

Xie Yuchen dragged some long costumes and walked past the office building.

"Hey, beauty, how about singing for Grandpa?"

Xie Yuchen stopped in his tracks, turned around and looked at the person who came out of the corridor, and summoned the mobile phone in his hand with a playful smile.

Xie Yuchen snorted and said, "Blind man, I'm a man."

After speaking, he walked away.

The blind man followed behind.

All the programs are rehearsed in the multimedia classroom, which can be said to be full of people, extremely noisy, smelly (crossed out) and hot.

Of course, finales are generally kept secret, with separate rehearsals.

"I told you I still have work to do."

Wu Xie was dragged away by Zhang Qiling, struggling.

"It's almost too late to catch the last subway."

Zhang Qiling stopped walking, let go of Wu Xie and watched him arrange his clothes.

"Then Mr. Takano will go back by himself."

After hearing this, Zhang Qiling frowned, walked up to Wu Xie, and put his hands in his trouser pockets.

Oh oh oh oh - the male god is so handsome!

A group of spectators (dian) watching (deng) (pao) shouted in their hearts.

"Wu Xie... small... wild temple...?"

"Male god! You said the wrong line again."

The squad leader made a "card" gesture, and Wu Xie immediately relaxed.

It's really fatal, only a few people look at it and feel very nervous, and they are familiar people and familiar recipes (sorry, cross it out).

The little brother performed very well, except that he kept calling the wrong name.

"Brother, I'm Ritsu Onodera, but Takano's name is Onodera in the anime."

Zhang Qiling frowned.

dong dong dong.

"Excuse me, is Wu Xie here?"

A watery girl knocked on the door and asked inside.

"Clouds!"

Wu Xie glanced at Fatty's nympho face, humming.

"Well, I'm here."

"Master Hua is looking for you."

"Is the little flower here?"

"Isn't it? Who dares to make the third master wait."

Xie Yuchen walked in and got shocked looks from everyone except Zhang Qiling.

"Well, I didn't disappoint you."

Talking and walking a few steps, it feels like singing an opera.

"Are you really Xiaohua? Not his sister or sister?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Shemale diamond level."

Xie Yuchen laughed sinisterly: "What did you say?"

The fat man waved his hand immediately: "No, I mean this real cow with makeup."

"Okay, Xiao Xie wants to watch me sing? Let's go."

A group of people walked to the place where Xiaohua was rehearsing, sat on plastic chairs and looked at the people in the center.

Without any music, Xie Yuchen sang, the crisp female voice was not mixed with any impurities, the unique accent of Huagu Opera, and the long sleeves were swaying flexibly.

How to say?

"The most beautiful woman in the show, Jinghong only has the people on stage." The black blind man leaned on the wall in the corner, lit a cigarette, and watched Xie Yuchen sing in the smoke.

"Brother, Xiaohua sings really well!"

"..."

"It never occurred to me that he would be a woman."

"..."

"When I was young, I thought he was a girl, and foolishly said that I wanted to marry him."

"No."

"kindness?"

Zhang Qiling stopped, looked at Wu Xie, "Wu Xie, you can't marry him."

"Didn't you know it when you were young? Besides, he is a real man. How can two men marry?"

"OK."

"what?"

"Wu Xie, you can marry."

"Brother, are you kidding me?"

"..." No kidding.

"Ah, we're in the dormitory, little brother, good night."

"……kindness."

Zhang Qiling stared at the number on the door of his dormitory for a long time before opening the door and entering.