Second, teach you how to strike up a conversation with a male god.
The first trick: Acting like a baby and begging for support (provider of the battle plan: Wu Xie)
As the bell rang for the end of get out of class, people in the classroom walked out one by one. Wu Xie straightened the desk, but when he wanted to go out, he saw Zhang Qiling sitting on the chair and not moving at all. How could he get out?
Wu Xie was sitting inside and by the window, only Zhang Qiling got out of the way, otherwise he had to step on the table or crawl under the table.
"Then what... little brother?"
The fat man who walked to the podium heard Wu Xie's voice and immediately ran to the door of the classroom to hide, peeping at the situation inside.
Zhang Qiling tilted his head when he heard Wu Xie calling him.
"Go back to the dormitory and sleep."
"what's your name?"
"Ah?" Wu Xie was slightly surprised, and the male god asked my name!ask my name!
"Oh, my name is Wu Xie, Kou Tian Wu, Xie is..."
"Innocent evil?"
"...um." Why does everyone use this word?Even male gods are no exception.
It's quite naive.Zhang Qiling wanted to laugh, but in fact he did.
Wu Xie was blinded by the idol again.
The promised ten-thousand-year facial paralysis iceberg face!Who is she trying to seduce with such a pretty smile?Fuck!I really want to have a nosebleed!
"Wu Xie?"
"kindness……"
"Wu Xie?"
"En?...En!"
shame!Wu Xie despised herself severely in her heart.
"By the way, brother, what's the number of your dormitory?"
"105."
"The door is opposite! I'm from 205 opposite you!"
"..."
On the way back to the dormitory, Wu Xie kept smiling, while Zhang Qiling next to him pulled up his hood without knowing when, the shadow covered the upper half of his face.
"Brother, if you have anything, you can come to 205 to find me."
Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie's smiling face and nodded.
Wu Xie closed the door gently, was silent for half a second, and suddenly laughed.
"The male god! The male god! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We're talking to the male god ah! We're still at the same table! Ah——"
"puff."
Wu Xie was hit by the thrown pillow and closed his mouth.
"What's your name naive! Useless!"
"Fatty, I suddenly discovered that apart from online games, there are still beautiful things in the world."
"Really, just figure it out, don't—"
"So I decided to play a few games to calm my inner excitement."
"puff."
Another pillow hit Wu Xie, and Fatty Wang decided not to bother with him anymore, whatever he wanted to do.
Wu Xie crossed her legs and put the laptop on Bai Nennen's lap, put on her glasses, and stared at the screen excitedly with a wicked smile (? Crossed out).
The recently launched online game "Quanmo" is very popular. Whether it is the exquisite and realistic graphics or the ingenious game plot, it is a classic game. Wu Xie has been paying attention to the game since the internal test of the game, and can't wait for the public test The local registered characters played together, all night and night, the fat man couldn't stand his constant keyboard sound and the occasional foul language, so he went to other dormitories for a few nights, and only recently moved back.
On the login screen, Wu Xie knew everything by heart, so he clicked skip and entered the game.
The game characters on the screen are equipped with ordinary equipment. Wu Xie is not the kind of character with strong manipulation, so the character he chooses is only a healer, but if he fails to equip after several nights, he will be too sorry for him. No, the fat man added another one: two hundred and five.
Dressed in fluttering white clothes, with black hair crowned up, if you look closely, you will find that the person with the name "Innocence and Innocence" has a faint glow all over his body, making him look a bit hazy.
In the high-level dungeon, ten pieces of neon clothes were dropped from all servers, and Wu Xie swiped the last one overnight. This guy was so happy that he was in a state of doping all day long, and he behaved like a sheep in every class. Let the fat man think that he was transferred.
At this time, Wu Xie took the task to go to Wuhuo Mountain to collect medicine. Once entering this place, the entire screen will be covered by fog, and it will be a vast expanse of whiteness. The fog will only dissipate within a certain period of time, but there are no monsters planted here, which is a little dangerous. No, the safest place on the server.
So now who is going to tell him that the HP of the game character who was picking lantern grass suddenly became 0?
Looking at the gray screen that was being revived in place, Wu Xie couldn't think of anything wrong. The only explanation should be that there was a problem with the system.
then.
"Fuck!"
Match me, right?Why did it hang up again after being resurrected?
Wu Xie's head was very alert, and his eyes were also good, catching a flash of white light.
Co-authorship is not drawn by the system but by players?
At the moment of resurrection, Wu Xie pressed the skill button, and the character's body was immediately covered by green light. At the same time, a piercing white light struck and was blocked by the green light.
Hmph, fight with the young master.
Wu Xie immediately jumped out of the spot, cast his skills, and attached himself to the player, watching the blue and red numbers in the white mist pop out from the person's head, and laughed.
Really being a doctor is easy to bully?
Ding.
system hint.
But Wu Xie is not in the mood to watch it now, he is running away.
Just after Wu Xie attacked the player who sneaked up on him, many players suddenly appeared and attacked him, just joking, if I don't run the resurrection coin, I won't be able to save me.
Wu Xie manipulated the characters in the game to dodge left and right, and spotted a crevice in the stone wall with sharp eyes, and quickly dodged in.
Luckily enough.
Wu Xie was busy adding HP and MP to the character, ignoring the side. When he filled it up and saw someone not far from the character, he was shocked.
The other party kept looking at him.
Wu Xie scratched her head, she wasn't vigilant enough, what if he just came over with a knife, wouldn't she die again?
Wu Xie looked at him, he looked at Wu Xie's character, and they were deadlocked for a long time.
Finally, Wu Xie couldn't bear it anymore, and clicked on the dialog box to type.
Nearby: Innocent and not naive: Brother, why are you here?
nearby:. . . :hide.
Wu Xie stared at the man's name for a long time.
Good name.
Since it was hiding, it shouldn't come over suddenly with a knife.
Wu Xie glanced at the system prompt and clicked on it.
Congratulations, you have entered the killing list, ranking 250th.
Wu Xie was stunned again.
Don't be bad in a word, okay?
Wait for me to co-author the top 249?When did I violate the killing conditions?Congratulations?
There is another one.
You and the player. . .Form an alliance, live and die together!
"..."
The one who gave birth to your sister!
The player's name doesn't show up. What's wrong with this system?
etc!So familiar!
Wu Xie clicked on the profile of the person next to him, and instantly slammed his face on the keyboard.
Why is the number one god in the whole server here!
What a name!
The attributes are all over the top!
A red and black god-level equipment is blinding!
And why is there such a weird attribute of favorability as 10!
what! ! !
This game has only been in public beta for less than a week—— Ding.
Wu Xie couldn't lift his head up, and was shocked again.
[Player. . .Request to add you as a friend] Dare to refuse?
Looking at the three dazzling red circles in the friend list, Wu Xie thought it was inappropriate, so he simply moved it to a separate group.
Well, that fits.
. . . : Sorry for dragging you in.
kindness?What's the meaning?
Innocence is not naive: God, what do you mean?I did not understand.
. . . : I accepted a mission and went to Kill the Number One.
"..."
What kind of mission is so annoying?
No wonder the names are so red and black, how many players have to be killed to reach this level.
. . . : Just now, you helped me.
Wu Xie understood.
It turned out that I just strayed into the fighting range of the great gods just now, so I was chased and killed by those people as their accomplices.
〒_〒 Let your hands be cheap!
Just go back to the city!By what skill!
. . . : I will keep you safe.
My God, I know you are powerful, but those who are on the killing list will be chased and killed by the whole server, and you have to take me, a rookie.
. . . :trust me.
Innocent and not naive: 〒_〒I believe in you.
The light from the computer screen shone on his face, making him even paler. He pursed his lips, looking at that expression always felt weird.
. . . : You, don't cry.
what?
Wu Xie didn't understand, she was startled when she saw what she said in the dialog box, and typed.
Innocence is not naive: God, don’t get me wrong, I’m just being cute.
. . . :Acting cute?
Innocence is not naive: Well.
What does this have to do with being cute?
His white and slender fingers paused for a moment before typing.
. . . :Bro.
Innocence is not naive: ?
. . . : Call me brother.
Innocence is not naive: brother?
. . . :kindness.
Like a male god.Wu Xie watched the conversation, and the perfect face of Zhang Qi's face under the light of the magic light during evening self-study emerged in his mind.
The male god also plays games, but he doesn't know whether to play "All Demons", so I really want to ask.
. . . : innocent?
Innocence is not naive: Ah, I am here.Just thinking about something.
Innocence is not naive: brother.
. . . :kindness?
Innocence is not naive: do you play all night?
. . . : There is class tomorrow.
Still a student!Wu Xie was overjoyed but also a little disappointed. He was so awesome, and he was only a small role.
. . . : Do you want to stay overnight?
Innocence is not naive: just catch up on sleep in the classroom tomorrow.
. . . :no.
Innocence is not naive: why?
. . . : Listen to the class.
Innocence is not naive: do not listen.
. . . :listen.
Innocence is not naive: do not listen.
. . . :Do not listen?
Innocent is not innocent: Listen!
Wu Xie stared at the screen mournfully, and poked the swordsman with the three small circles with the mouse, I will poke and poke you to death.
pressure from God.
. . . :good.
Oh leak!When I'm a pet!
There was a clang sound of turning off the lights and sleeping outside, and a few seconds later, I saw a message from the Great God.
. . . :sleep.
Innocence is not naive: Okay, I wish my little brother a sweet dream.
. . . :you.
Innocence is not naive: ah?
. . . :You sleep.
Innocence is not naive: not sleepy.
. . . :sleep.
Innocence is not naive: can't sleep.
. . . :sleep.
Innocence is not naive: really not sleepy.
. . . : innocent.
Innocent, not naive: Alright brother, I know, I immediately shut down and go to sleep.
Innocence is not naive: see you tomorrow.
Wu Xie went offline and turned off the computer. It was a declarative sentence but it had a deep sense of threat. Wu Xie rubbed his face. Did he have a neurological illusion from playing too many games?
whatever.
After covering the quilt, Wu Xie closed her eyes.
A peaceful night.
Good night, innocent.
The first trick: Acting like a baby and begging for support (provider of the battle plan: Wu Xie)
As the bell rang for the end of get out of class, people in the classroom walked out one by one. Wu Xie straightened the desk, but when he wanted to go out, he saw Zhang Qiling sitting on the chair and not moving at all. How could he get out?
Wu Xie was sitting inside and by the window, only Zhang Qiling got out of the way, otherwise he had to step on the table or crawl under the table.
"Then what... little brother?"
The fat man who walked to the podium heard Wu Xie's voice and immediately ran to the door of the classroom to hide, peeping at the situation inside.
Zhang Qiling tilted his head when he heard Wu Xie calling him.
"Go back to the dormitory and sleep."
"what's your name?"
"Ah?" Wu Xie was slightly surprised, and the male god asked my name!ask my name!
"Oh, my name is Wu Xie, Kou Tian Wu, Xie is..."
"Innocent evil?"
"...um." Why does everyone use this word?Even male gods are no exception.
It's quite naive.Zhang Qiling wanted to laugh, but in fact he did.
Wu Xie was blinded by the idol again.
The promised ten-thousand-year facial paralysis iceberg face!Who is she trying to seduce with such a pretty smile?Fuck!I really want to have a nosebleed!
"Wu Xie?"
"kindness……"
"Wu Xie?"
"En?...En!"
shame!Wu Xie despised herself severely in her heart.
"By the way, brother, what's the number of your dormitory?"
"105."
"The door is opposite! I'm from 205 opposite you!"
"..."
On the way back to the dormitory, Wu Xie kept smiling, while Zhang Qiling next to him pulled up his hood without knowing when, the shadow covered the upper half of his face.
"Brother, if you have anything, you can come to 205 to find me."
Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie's smiling face and nodded.
Wu Xie closed the door gently, was silent for half a second, and suddenly laughed.
"The male god! The male god! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We're talking to the male god ah! We're still at the same table! Ah——"
"puff."
Wu Xie was hit by the thrown pillow and closed his mouth.
"What's your name naive! Useless!"
"Fatty, I suddenly discovered that apart from online games, there are still beautiful things in the world."
"Really, just figure it out, don't—"
"So I decided to play a few games to calm my inner excitement."
"puff."
Another pillow hit Wu Xie, and Fatty Wang decided not to bother with him anymore, whatever he wanted to do.
Wu Xie crossed her legs and put the laptop on Bai Nennen's lap, put on her glasses, and stared at the screen excitedly with a wicked smile (? Crossed out).
The recently launched online game "Quanmo" is very popular. Whether it is the exquisite and realistic graphics or the ingenious game plot, it is a classic game. Wu Xie has been paying attention to the game since the internal test of the game, and can't wait for the public test The local registered characters played together, all night and night, the fat man couldn't stand his constant keyboard sound and the occasional foul language, so he went to other dormitories for a few nights, and only recently moved back.
On the login screen, Wu Xie knew everything by heart, so he clicked skip and entered the game.
The game characters on the screen are equipped with ordinary equipment. Wu Xie is not the kind of character with strong manipulation, so the character he chooses is only a healer, but if he fails to equip after several nights, he will be too sorry for him. No, the fat man added another one: two hundred and five.
Dressed in fluttering white clothes, with black hair crowned up, if you look closely, you will find that the person with the name "Innocence and Innocence" has a faint glow all over his body, making him look a bit hazy.
In the high-level dungeon, ten pieces of neon clothes were dropped from all servers, and Wu Xie swiped the last one overnight. This guy was so happy that he was in a state of doping all day long, and he behaved like a sheep in every class. Let the fat man think that he was transferred.
At this time, Wu Xie took the task to go to Wuhuo Mountain to collect medicine. Once entering this place, the entire screen will be covered by fog, and it will be a vast expanse of whiteness. The fog will only dissipate within a certain period of time, but there are no monsters planted here, which is a little dangerous. No, the safest place on the server.
So now who is going to tell him that the HP of the game character who was picking lantern grass suddenly became 0?
Looking at the gray screen that was being revived in place, Wu Xie couldn't think of anything wrong. The only explanation should be that there was a problem with the system.
then.
"Fuck!"
Match me, right?Why did it hang up again after being resurrected?
Wu Xie's head was very alert, and his eyes were also good, catching a flash of white light.
Co-authorship is not drawn by the system but by players?
At the moment of resurrection, Wu Xie pressed the skill button, and the character's body was immediately covered by green light. At the same time, a piercing white light struck and was blocked by the green light.
Hmph, fight with the young master.
Wu Xie immediately jumped out of the spot, cast his skills, and attached himself to the player, watching the blue and red numbers in the white mist pop out from the person's head, and laughed.
Really being a doctor is easy to bully?
Ding.
system hint.
But Wu Xie is not in the mood to watch it now, he is running away.
Just after Wu Xie attacked the player who sneaked up on him, many players suddenly appeared and attacked him, just joking, if I don't run the resurrection coin, I won't be able to save me.
Wu Xie manipulated the characters in the game to dodge left and right, and spotted a crevice in the stone wall with sharp eyes, and quickly dodged in.
Luckily enough.
Wu Xie was busy adding HP and MP to the character, ignoring the side. When he filled it up and saw someone not far from the character, he was shocked.
The other party kept looking at him.
Wu Xie scratched her head, she wasn't vigilant enough, what if he just came over with a knife, wouldn't she die again?
Wu Xie looked at him, he looked at Wu Xie's character, and they were deadlocked for a long time.
Finally, Wu Xie couldn't bear it anymore, and clicked on the dialog box to type.
Nearby: Innocent and not naive: Brother, why are you here?
nearby:. . . :hide.
Wu Xie stared at the man's name for a long time.
Good name.
Since it was hiding, it shouldn't come over suddenly with a knife.
Wu Xie glanced at the system prompt and clicked on it.
Congratulations, you have entered the killing list, ranking 250th.
Wu Xie was stunned again.
Don't be bad in a word, okay?
Wait for me to co-author the top 249?When did I violate the killing conditions?Congratulations?
There is another one.
You and the player. . .Form an alliance, live and die together!
"..."
The one who gave birth to your sister!
The player's name doesn't show up. What's wrong with this system?
etc!So familiar!
Wu Xie clicked on the profile of the person next to him, and instantly slammed his face on the keyboard.
Why is the number one god in the whole server here!
What a name!
The attributes are all over the top!
A red and black god-level equipment is blinding!
And why is there such a weird attribute of favorability as 10!
what! ! !
This game has only been in public beta for less than a week—— Ding.
Wu Xie couldn't lift his head up, and was shocked again.
[Player. . .Request to add you as a friend] Dare to refuse?
Looking at the three dazzling red circles in the friend list, Wu Xie thought it was inappropriate, so he simply moved it to a separate group.
Well, that fits.
. . . : Sorry for dragging you in.
kindness?What's the meaning?
Innocence is not naive: God, what do you mean?I did not understand.
. . . : I accepted a mission and went to Kill the Number One.
"..."
What kind of mission is so annoying?
No wonder the names are so red and black, how many players have to be killed to reach this level.
. . . : Just now, you helped me.
Wu Xie understood.
It turned out that I just strayed into the fighting range of the great gods just now, so I was chased and killed by those people as their accomplices.
〒_〒 Let your hands be cheap!
Just go back to the city!By what skill!
. . . : I will keep you safe.
My God, I know you are powerful, but those who are on the killing list will be chased and killed by the whole server, and you have to take me, a rookie.
. . . :trust me.
Innocent and not naive: 〒_〒I believe in you.
The light from the computer screen shone on his face, making him even paler. He pursed his lips, looking at that expression always felt weird.
. . . : You, don't cry.
what?
Wu Xie didn't understand, she was startled when she saw what she said in the dialog box, and typed.
Innocence is not naive: God, don’t get me wrong, I’m just being cute.
. . . :Acting cute?
Innocence is not naive: Well.
What does this have to do with being cute?
His white and slender fingers paused for a moment before typing.
. . . :Bro.
Innocence is not naive: ?
. . . : Call me brother.
Innocence is not naive: brother?
. . . :kindness.
Like a male god.Wu Xie watched the conversation, and the perfect face of Zhang Qi's face under the light of the magic light during evening self-study emerged in his mind.
The male god also plays games, but he doesn't know whether to play "All Demons", so I really want to ask.
. . . : innocent?
Innocence is not naive: Ah, I am here.Just thinking about something.
Innocence is not naive: brother.
. . . :kindness?
Innocence is not naive: do you play all night?
. . . : There is class tomorrow.
Still a student!Wu Xie was overjoyed but also a little disappointed. He was so awesome, and he was only a small role.
. . . : Do you want to stay overnight?
Innocence is not naive: just catch up on sleep in the classroom tomorrow.
. . . :no.
Innocence is not naive: why?
. . . : Listen to the class.
Innocence is not naive: do not listen.
. . . :listen.
Innocence is not naive: do not listen.
. . . :Do not listen?
Innocent is not innocent: Listen!
Wu Xie stared at the screen mournfully, and poked the swordsman with the three small circles with the mouse, I will poke and poke you to death.
pressure from God.
. . . :good.
Oh leak!When I'm a pet!
There was a clang sound of turning off the lights and sleeping outside, and a few seconds later, I saw a message from the Great God.
. . . :sleep.
Innocence is not naive: Okay, I wish my little brother a sweet dream.
. . . :you.
Innocence is not naive: ah?
. . . :You sleep.
Innocence is not naive: not sleepy.
. . . :sleep.
Innocence is not naive: can't sleep.
. . . :sleep.
Innocence is not naive: really not sleepy.
. . . : innocent.
Innocent, not naive: Alright brother, I know, I immediately shut down and go to sleep.
Innocence is not naive: see you tomorrow.
Wu Xie went offline and turned off the computer. It was a declarative sentence but it had a deep sense of threat. Wu Xie rubbed his face. Did he have a neurological illusion from playing too many games?
whatever.
After covering the quilt, Wu Xie closed her eyes.
A peaceful night.
Good night, innocent.
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