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Fang has already come to a team |Army|Team|, they neatly raised their guns and aimed at the people above them, the leader held a loudspeaker and shouted loudly: "Please leave here immediately! You can't do it here. Stay!" In order to prevent the other party from knowing, in addition to Mandarin, he also shouted in English, French, German, Vietnamese and so on.

The expressions of all the soldiers are very normal, it seems that it is not surprising why those people can fly in the sky...

Mi Duomi couldn't help turning his head: "...Renxiu can strangle these soldiers with just one finger, right?"

"If they dare." Shan Dao said meaningfully with a smile on his face, "A hundred years ago they might have been unscrupulous and could do whatever they wanted...now..."

Mi Duomi wanted to light a wax for them.

"If they dare to do this, just wait for the pressure from the two countries." He said lightly, "Okay, I've seen the excitement, everyone, go back and rest, get a good sleep, and you won't see anything when you wake up."

Mi Duomi was afraid that they would lie in ambush outside and cover them with sacks, after all, Hailan had robbed them of everything.

Hailan's expression was completely calm. Hearing this, he directly lifted his feet and walked to the back of the house. There was a large pool specially set up for him, where he could rest.

In the past, after he finished his mission, he would stay there when he was too lazy to go home... Now that he has Midomi, he rarely comes to the institute...

Since he seldom came here, the water in the pool didn't look clean. Hai Lan stood by the pool and looked at it for a long time, frowning, and the corners of his mouth curved down to show that he was very upset.

"Okay, young master, you go there to take a bath first, and I'll change the water for you." Mi Duomi said resignedly, it seems that even if he becomes a monster, he still has to serve this mermaid who suffers from a second-degree illness.

Hailan went to a corner to flush the water, the flowers bloomed, and the long fish tail rested on the ground. The dark blue fish tail was reflected on the white porcelain floor tiles, looking very beautiful.

Mi Duomi was stunned for a moment, he seemed to travel back to the moment of amazement when he first saw Hailan three years ago.

His family's fish is really beautiful from any angle to appreciate it.

Hailan looked back at him suspiciously, asking why Midomi didn't clean the pool.

This fish is really... Mi Duomi turned his head, raised his hand, and a water spout rolled up the big plug at the bottom of the pool, which was much more convenient than diving down when a human being was.

It used to take half a day to clean the entire pool with tools, but now Mi Duomi is multi-tasking, washing and scrubbing with a rag in hand, and can also release clean water to wash away the sewage. The whole pool was cleaned together with Hailan's big shell.

Putting in a whole pool of water, Midomi first jumped down to soak in the water, floating on the surface of the water and said lazily, "Aren't you coming down?"

Hailan slid down the current, as comfortable as a fish in water, and swam in the water all at once.

Mi Duomi entangled it with a smile, hugging the slender waist of his family's fish: "Do you know what I was thinking when I first saw you?"

"I don't know." Hai Lan replied lightly.

"I was thinking... Ah, how can there be such a good-looking person in this world!" Mi Duomi rubbed him: "The person who is so good-looking now is mine!"

"I'm not human."

"At that time, I wanted you to be my...partner!" Midomi swallowed the word 'daughter-in-law'.

Hailan was not coaxed by the sweet talk at all, he asked calmly, "Didn't you want to court a female at that time?"

"==I am not courting." Midomi insisted.

"Didn't you prepare something to court?" Hailan asked puzzled, he still remembered that Mi Duomi kept asking him to pay him 500 yuan for the proposal ring.

And he later understood that marriage proposal=courtship is a kind of message of longing and mating to achieve the purpose of giving birth to cubs.

"Well...failed..." Mi Duomi couldn't help but turn a little green when he thought of the failed marriage proposal. At that time, he bought the ring foolishly, but he didn't expect that the hat on his head was already a piece of green.

"So you moved on after you failed in courtship." Hailan is realistic: "Humans are indeed animals, and they subconsciously pursue high-quality partners."

"...You really can't have a little romantic cell?!" Midomi felt heartbroken.

"What are wasted cells?" Hailan wondered, "I'm not a human being, so I don't have such 'wasted cells'."

"Forget it, let's talk about other things..." Mi Duomi gave up on talking to him.

"Tell me." Hailan half-closed her eyes, wrapping her hands around Midomi.

"How many times do we have to hand over the things we get to the research institute?" Mi Duomi raised his head and pressed Hailan's chin once and for all: "Look, do we want to pick out something that is useful to us..."

"No." Hailan refused straight away. He never thought of handing over the treasures he got... Have those humans ever seen monsters give away their own things?

Besides, it will be him who will be in trouble at that time, and the one-handed guy is so lazy, he should deal with it.

"..." This partner is really domineering!

Hailan turned over, her stomach turned to the sky, she patted her tail lightly, and immediately sank a little.

Mi Duomi hugged him consciously, and Hailan took him to sleep in the big shell.

The problem outside has not been resolved, but at the bottom of the water, Mi Duomi felt very peaceful, thinking that there would be a tall person standing on top of him when he fell from the sky, so he rested with peace of mind.

Shan Knife is still drinking tea in the room.

He was playing with the box Hailan gave him, the corners of his mouth unconsciously bent upwards, obviously in a great mood.

Regardless of the small size of this box, it can contain the demon pill of the ancient great monster. One is enough for the monster to digest for decades, not to mention the fragmentary memories inside, maybe you can touch the ancient avenue.

At this moment, he felt someone walk in and immediately put his things away.

"A major incident happened outside, are you still drinking tea here?" The visitor said lightly, and casually pulled a chair and sat down, acting a little ruffian.

"What big things can happen, they dare to do it?" Shandao waved his hand casually: "It's not too late for me to go out if something goes wrong."

"Hey, that's my soldier." The man snorted, but didn't say anything more. He knocked on the table: "What's the reason this time?"

He couldn't help but not ask, because he had too many criminal records.

"Confidential." Single-handedly replied, and then shut up, looking very mysterious.

"Above?"

"Um."

"Okay then, I'll bring two more teams over to support." The man thought it was a personal matter, so he didn't care about it. At most, let those men guard over there, and don't let people go to secret places. .Now to pull it up, he must do his best to let those flying around above know that their area is not easy to be bullied by soft persimmons.

Shandao didn't say that he was tricked by him for this task, and he didn't intend to hand over the things he got. The reason for the incident was also because of personal grievances...

Well, to a certain extent, it can also be said that the people flying above were provoked by him and Hai Lan, and have nothing to do with the above.

Sometimes talking is an art.

Think alone with a smile.

Well, someone helped out again.

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Secretly coded at work today...

With a serious face, I pretended to be working, and felt very brave at that moment! !

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It's the main attack. XD It's the first time I write the main attack...

☆、Sea blue idiot

When Mi Duomi woke up, everyone outside was gone.

He immediately cheered up, lying on the window alive and kicking and screaming at Hailan: "Let's go, let's go, they're all gone!"

Hai Lan opened her eyes in a sluggish manner, hummed, then turned over, and said vaguely, "Let's go... I'm hungry..."

Mi Duomi gave him a middle finger, he is really a mermaid who eats after sleeping and sleeps after eating... bastard mermaid.

Sliding over alone, holding the teacup indifferently, he said with a smile, "I'm hungry too..."

"I only feed my fish." Midomi refused to feed him.

"I'm a fish too." Single sword is very innocent.

Mi Duomi suddenly thought of a question: "By the way, what kind of demon are you, Director? It seems that I have never seen your real body?"

"This is my real body." Shan Dao still looked innocent.

Go ahead and lie to ghosts, this is your real body? ?It's just your human body!

Midomi turned her head: "Hai Lan, what is his real body?"

Hailan opened her eyes and answered with only one word: "Ugly."

Shan Dao was speechless: "In your eyes, besides yourself...is there any other monster that is good-looking?"

"Well, they're all ugly." Hai Lan flicked the fish's tail. Of course he is the prettiest of all the monsters. Is there a problem?

"What about this one?" Single-handedly pointed at Mi Duomi.

"...Well, it's normal."

I really want to thank you, I am not ugly in your eyes?Midomi gave him the middle finger again.

"Zhu Zhi's body is a spider... Your name is Dandao, is it a mudskipper?!" Mi Duomi asked suspiciously.

"Oh, that's right, that's it." Single-handedly answered super perfunctory.

"No, the mudskipper is much prettier than him." Hailan said.

"Apart from hurting me, do you have any other comments on me?" Single-handedly rolled his eyes.

"Ugly." Hailan said again.

"Come on, don't stress..."

After Mi Duomi was pushed to cook, he couldn't figure out whether the director's body was a mudskipper.

and……

Who told him why he studied all the kitchens... oh no, why there is only one stove in the kitchen that needs firewood and one thing like a cauldron? !Can the food cooked by this thing be eaten? !

The single-knife probe looked left and right, then retracted, and said with a smile: "Just order it, this is Hengyang's alchemy room, and it can also be used for cooking. Alchemy is similar to cooking..."

Can alchemy be confused with cooking?Believe it or not, Daxian Heng sprayed blood on your face after hearing it? ?

Mi Duomi looked at Shan Dao in disbelief: "What the hell do you think I can cook with this... pot???"

Shan Knife thought for a while with his chin in his hands, and said uncertainly: "I don't know much about food in the world... maybe I can cook a full feast of Man and Han?"

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Your sister, you can use this to fry fish, I am convinced!

Obviously, at the level of single-handedness, you can completely ignore foreign objects.

He ignored Mi Duomi's angry face, and patted him on the shoulder solemnly: "Come on... If you can't cook it, you have to go to the dining hall. You know how ugly the food in the dining hall is?!"

Mi Duomi slapped his hands off, and stared wide-eyed: "I...I'm going out to buy takeaway!!"

"Ah, are you sure you want to go out now?" Spreading his hands, he said, "There are a lot of big wild wolves waiting to eat Little Red Riding Hood..."

What a broken metaphor, Mi Duomi imagined that she was wearing a set of Little Red Riding Hood, and then those people in their 40s outside were wearing wolf fur suits... and suddenly felt sick.

"Can you stop saying that?" Mi Duomi trembled, "It's so disgusting!"

"Then you cook..." He said quietly.

Mi Duomi stood still: "I want to change the kitchen!!"

"The place where there is fire is here...it's gone..." Shandao leaned on the door frame and said pitifully, "I'm hungry, do you want to eat?"

"Go away, you're not Hailan, this face is very awkward..."

Even though Mi Duomi said so, he still moved the big tripod away and planned to make a barbecue—even though his previous barbecue was grilled with charcoal, this time he had to burn his own firewood, which is different...

When he saw someone cooking alone, he immediately stopped nagging. Although he is a monster, it doesn't matter if he doesn't eat for a few days, but I don't know if he has a sea blue problem, and he always wants to put something in his mouth to chew.

Hailan was still dozing off with his stomach turned over, but the moment Shandao walked in, he opened his eyes.

He turned his head and looked at Shandao suspiciously.

"What did you steal? Come and show me?" Shandao said with a smile.

"Not for you." Hailan turned her head.

"... At least I won it back..." Single-handedly clutching his chest: "You are not good..."

"Sick." Hai Lan said coldly.

"Have you robbed a lot? Those people chased you so hard... almost thought they fell in love with you." Single-knife squatted by the pool, slapping the pool water once and for all: "What did you rob? Let me see look?"

Hailan thought for a while, and took out the things in the ring.

Piles of refining materials, magic weapons, elixir, etc. were all piled up by the pool, and Shandao narrowed his eyes and touched his chin: "No wonder they are chasing so closely... they are still lingering hundreds of miles away. .”

"Don't care about them." Hailan closed her eyes, thinking that she could squat down until they went out?Childish, they can't go out to buy things, and can't ask humans to help them buy them?After staying here for ten or eight years, do those fools still need to practice?

Hailan is really calm...

He laughed a few times, and then said with an expression of "Everyone is welcome to discuss": "Shall I share some pieces?"

"No." Hailan put away the things, and then didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Holding his chin alone, he is very greedy for those treasures. He only hates that he used to grab things without restraint, so that everyone at Renxiu will remember his face. Even if he wants to go to Xiaobaojing, they must be willing to let him participate. Okay... It is estimated that as soon as he passed by, he was immediately rejected by those people thousands of miles away...

When Mi Duomi came back from burning a few large pieces of steak, he saw Shan Dao staring at Hai Lan bewitchingly(?), he immediately became vigilant, and immediately stood in front of Shan Dao.

"What are you doing?" Shan Dao maintained a squatting posture, holding his chin and raising his head.

"That's my man." Midomi said politely.

"Oh, so what?" he asked in bewilderment.

"What kind of eyes do you use to look at my man?" Midomi pointed out, with a fierce face: "I knew it! You like Hailan!!!"

"...Me?" Pointing at his own nose stupidly, and pointing at the mermaid in the pond with difficulty: "Like him?"

"Yes!!!" Midomi's eyes widened: "You see his eyes are not pure!"

He patted his pants, stood up, looked down at Mi Duomi, and said seriously: "I always thought that only Hailan needed an eye test, but now I find that you are really a couple, you need to test your brain."

"What kind of eyes did you look at him just now!?" Mi Duomi didn't believe it.

"What look?!" Shan Dao felt very wronged... He didn't understand what else Hailan was good at besides his appearance, his temper was rotten and smelly, and he was extremely difficult to serve, and only this abused human being in front of him could stand up to him It is absolutely impossible for him to do it alone, Hai Lan dares to order him to do something?He will fight him first.

"Adoring eyes!" Midomi said loudly, with a look of 'stop pretending, I've seen it'.

"...You also need an eye test."

Hailan opened her eyes, swam to the edge of the pool, stretched out her hand to grab the plate from Mi Duomi's hand, then swam to the side and ate slowly, as if the two were not arguing with him, they were extremely calm.

He doesn't want to like him at all, we've been together for hundreds of years, everyone's faults are clear, how can a fish as ugly as Shan Dao be worthy of him...

"...Don't you have anything to say?" Midomi turned her head and looked at his family with tears in her eyes.

He knew that his family was so good, there must be many admirers...

Hailan responded coldly: "Oh."

"You knew he liked it early in the morning??" Midomi could only explain in this way.

"I don't like him." Hai Lan said, he thinks Dandao is ugly and wrong, and has a bad personality. Before he wanted to eat, Dandao didn't even buy him a takeaway... Although his partner is a bit ugly, but still Willing to buy him something to eat...

In contrast, Hailan still prefers Mi Duomi.

Mi Duomi: Thank you very much, your love for me is actually based on the feeding of food...

Shan Dao took a piece of steak from him and rolled his eyes: "You two are really a pair, one is stupid and the other is idiot, together they are two big idiots."

Hailan said to Mi Duomi seriously: "You are an idiot, he scolded you."

Anyway, he definitely doesn't think he has any shortcomings.

"..." Mi Duomi.

...Why...why did his partner's first reaction was to push all the curse words on him? ?Instead of scolding him back? ?Ah bah, no, why help him? It's not about scolding him alone, but scolding him back together!

"Can this fish be returned?" Midomi looked back at Shandao with a full face.

"The goods will not be returned or exchanged when they go out." Single-handedly flashed out, laughing loudly: "You guys just call the idiot partner and forget it, and become a well-known robber in the practice world──"

"Don't believe him, he just took the lead and was restrained to live here." Hailan looked contemptuous.

"...No... I'm just confused about why when the director scolded us, you actually piled all the scolding on me..." Mi Duomi said.

Hai Lan thought for a long time, and said with certainty: "He is scolding you."

You think I'm stupid and idiot, don't you──

Mi Duomi covered his face, he felt that he would not get well...

The author has something to say: =w= Well!

☆, the end chapter

Mi Duomi and Hailan basically camped in the research institute.

Xuanxuan and Nannan also came over under the protection of the single sword.

Five years have passed in a blink of an eye. If Mi's mother, who hadn't seen her child for five years, was worried about Mi Duomi's death and forced him to go home immediately, Mi Duomi might still be able to stay at home...

Five years did not leave traces on Mi Duomi, he is still so ordinary, neither aging nor growing, as if time has stopped on him.

As early as four years ago, those people practiced and left. As Shandao said, they couldn't stay here for too long. Not to mention those monks from their own countries who came and went, they also needed to practice themselves.

So Mi Duomi stayed in the house, in fact, it was just because he was too lazy to come out...

The two demons and two ghosts are practicing in the research institute. Mi Duomi cleans the research institute when he has time, cleans up the dust that has accumulated over the years, and wipes away all the cobwebs.

When Zhu Zhi came back, he almost collapsed...

When Heng Yangzi came back, he walked back and forth several times before he was sure that this was actually a research institute!

There are also many people and demons that Mi Duomi can't name, some of them walk in the human world in the form of demons, some of them mix in the human world in the form of human beings, and there are even lecturers from a certain university...Mi Duomi really doesn't understand these demons How do you live in the human world so openly?

Five years later, Hailan hasn't changed much, she's still so lazy, she's so sick of secondary illness, she's neither considerate nor sweet-talking, and she's picky about the taste of her meals, which made Mi Duomi's cooking skills improve by leaps and bounds, just to serve this big Master's.

Lying on the edge of the pool, Hailan's long tail flicked back and forth in the pool, looking very leisurely.

His cultivation has not improved much, but he has become more and more lazy, so lazy that he even refuses to leave the water.

"It's time to eat, let's go home and clean up after eating, and then take the girls back." Mi Duomi said.

"What are you taking them back for?" Hai Lan yawned and narrowed her eyes.

"Hey, now that they have cultivated the entity, they can take it home so that my mother can recognize her granddaughter."

"...is sick." Hailan didn't understand why Midomi liked that ghost so much?It's cold and uncomfortable to hold, and my mind is so stupid, even after practicing for so long, I'm still just as stupid.

"Brother~" Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here, Nannan ran in, giggling, and turned around in front of Mi Duomi: "Does the new clothes look good?"

"It's pretty~" Mi Duomi picked her up and said teasingly, "Call me Dad!"

Nannu hugged his neck and asked very puzzled, "Why do you call him Daddy?"

"Because I want to take you back to see grandma." Midomi gave an answer that was not an explanation at all.

The girl let out an oh, and called happily, "Dad~"

Then Xuanxuan who came over fell down, and the corner of his mouth kept twitching... Sometimes he also felt that his companion was really too easy to deceive.

Mi Duomi smiled contentedly and touched her nannie. He always wanted a well-behaved and lovely daughter. After being with Hailan, this wish became a luxury, but now it is a dream come true.

Leaning against the door frame alone, he tilted his head and said quietly, "Master Domi, are you ready to go on a mission?"

The corner of Midomi's mouth pouted slightly, and he said unwillingly: "I don't have to be required for this mission..."

"Yeah, but you guys are too lazy. Since you were blocked by those people, you really haven't taken a step out..." Shandao said depressedly: "You don't even do the task...wasting rice."

"I didn't eat your food again, so I spent my salary!" Mi Duomi retorted, "And we are practicing, understand?!"

"I don't see how much your cultivation has improved..." He pointed it out mercilessly, if you are lazy, be lazy, there are so many excuses!

"Don't you want to go out now?" Actually, it was because his mother was in a hurry and hadn't seen him come home for five years, so he called and yelled at someone.

Mi Duomi sometimes feels that he really shouldn't, but he is now a dragon demon, and staying with his parents is not good for them, and may even arouse the dragon spirit in their blood, which is not a good thing, because his parents He is over half a hundred years old and can't bear the erosion of those dragon qi, just like when he was a child, all organs will fail inexplicably every minute.

Mi Duomi told his mother heartlessly that he had a daughter, and his mother was so angry that he almost had a heart attack, and even ordered him to go home within five days.

"This mission is posted online, remember to pick it up." Shandao said.

"Understood..." Mi Duomi remembered that he was cheated without knowing it, and it was Hailan who saved him... Uh, that can be considered a rescue, right?Although Hailan was not willing.

"What is it this time..." Mi Duomi turned on the laptop and logged on to the website familiarly.

The location is in the Pacific Ocean... Well, it will take a day to teleport there... The task to be done is to kill a crazy sea monster. It is said that the sea monster has already caused three plane crashes, so it should be suppressed officially It was not widely reported.

Mi Duomi is no longer an ignorant human being. He knows that this kind of sea monster is in the sea. Because he is familiar with the environment, it is very difficult to deal with. Hailan used him as bait to deal with the survivors before...

──I feel a little sad when I mention this Midomi QAQ

Without further ado, Midomi dragged Hailan and happily set off. This time, he must complete the task independently and kill the sea monsters to the last!

Floating in the mid-air opposite the coast, Midomi encouraged: "Go, you swim out and pretend to be drowning, and lure that sea monster out!"

"...So you thought of a good way to use me as bait to lure that sea monster out?!" Xuanxuan twitched the corner of his mouth: "My lord! Do you think any human being can swim out of the Pacific Ocean by himself??"

"...um... can't you?" Midomi rubbed her chin.

"To lure it out, you rent a helicopter. Didn't you say that the sea monster is crazy, so it often shoots down the plane?" Xuanxuan said.

"...The cost is too high." Midomi said, "We don't have that much money..."

The four of you stared at me, and finally Hailan said impatiently, "Why don't you turn into a dragon and fly in the sky? That monster is crazy, is he still afraid of you?"

Good idea, just do it!

So Mi Duomi wandered in the sky for a long time before he led the other party out, and was killed by Mi Duomi unilaterally and excitedly, Hailan and Xuanxuan stood aside and watched.

Sure enough, the monster lost his mind, facing a dragon, he still smashed it fiercely, and he didn't know what stimulated him, seeing that the flying in the sky was not pleasing to the eye, he knocked it down every time.

Mi Duomi fought for a long time, and finally killed the sea monster.

He proudly put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly: "I am number one in the world!!!"

"Let's go, don't you want to go home?" Hai Lan turned around flatly.

So Mi Duomi returned home with a sea blue bag, carrying a bunch of seafood (caught from the sea) and the smell of sea water, and teleported back home.

After five years, the town has changed a lot, all the cottages have a new look, and the reconstruction work has been very successful.

Midomi almost couldn't find her home.

Because Mi Duomi always sent home elixirs, Mama Mi and Papa Mi didn't seem to have changed much, except for a little more gray hair.

Seeing the niece that Mi Duomi was holding, he immediately groaned, and quickly ran over to snatch the niece away.

As soon as she got it, Mimi's mother felt cold. She asked suspiciously, "Why is my granddaughter so cold? She's going to die, Mimi, how do you take care of her?! Seeing that her hands and feet are cold, won't she wear more clothes? !"

Mi Duomi laughed dryly: "Uh... this is a small problem during the practice, it's okay... it will be gone if you practice again..."

He misled deliberately, making Mama Mi think that her daughter was so cold and...unpopular just because of her practice.

Mama Mi accepted it very easily. She shook the baby in her hand: "Honey, what's your name? I'm your grandma, so cute, so cute... It's all your father's fault for taking so long to tell me! Otherwise, I would have asked him to take you home long ago!"

Nannan blinked her big black and white eyes, and called out childishly, "Grandma~"

"Oh, my little one!" Mama Mi's heart melted when she was called, and Papa Mi smiled dully, rubbing her hands and wanting to hug her 'granddaughter', but she didn't dare to compete with her wife for the child...

"This kid is...?" Mother Mi looked at Xuanxuan, her eyes glowing...could it be another child of her son? !

"This is my brother's son! His name is Xuanxuan!" Mi Duomi rushed to answer.

Xuanxuan: Don't be the son of an adult in QAQwo! !horrible! !

Hailan: ...

Mother Mi accepted this statement again, she took Xuanxuan's hand, and felt a chill in her hand, but it was obviously not as cold as her 'granddaughter', so she imagined that the body temperature of a practitioner was relatively low.

Mi Duomi winked at Hailan, he curled his lips and didn't say much.

Mi Duomi Nangui went back to her hometown once, and was dragged by Mi's mother to visit various houses, showing off her lovely "granddaughter" by the way, but she had an extra heart, and didn't let people get in touch with her daughter, fearing that others would see her as "granddaughter" 'It is a practitioner.

In this way, Mi Duomi went out from time to time to sweep away the ghosts in the world, and with his participation...and destruction...the world is more turbulent. Their stories are being circulated privately...

According to legend, there are four terrible disaster gods in the world. They are two big and two small, and they like to haunt strange places. Every time they appear, they are accompanied by disasters in the world...

No matter how everyone spreads it, Midomi still insists on his method of 'delivering justice'... even if it is often too intense, so that he needs a group of people to help him clean up...

──Is the world scientific today?

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