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"No, if something goes wrong, we can just lick it."
"Lick and lick?" Midomi was puzzled.
"Go in, how long are we going to stand at the door chatting..." Shan Dao's forehead burst out with blue veins: "We still have to chat under the watchful eyes of the security guards. Damn!"
Mi Duomi raised his head and said hello: "Uncle Huang, Brother Nan, and Awang, are you on patrol again? You're really diligent."
The three security guards could only nod their heads, and then slipped away—their expressions were a little pained, and they couldn't listen to gossip.
"I'm curious about how your brain grows. Will you understand if you cut it open?" Shandao said as if talking to himself.
Mi Duomi leaned over in shock and stared at him: "I am a member of the institute, and Article 230 of the institute's code states that members cannot kill each other!"
"You are quite familiar with memorizing." Shandao glanced at him.
"That's right! It's my life!" Midomi said proudly, puffing out her chest.
Damn, is it just playing with the things he spent half a month memorizing?It is to prevent the director of this scammer from cheating him again!
"Let's go." Shandao didn't bother to tell him, this stupid boy is really stupid, he just made up that book, really there are so many rules in the institute?It's like he fought with Hailan more than once...
Hailan lay on the edge of the pool, staring at him unkindly: "What are you doing here?"
"Let's see if you're dead... In case that human raises you to death, can I collect the corpse for you out of the friendship of my companions?" Said bluntly.
'That human' means shot.
Speaking of that mouth, children at the end of the second stage of secondary disease can't spit out any ivory except for telling people to fuck off, scolding lowly human beings and other non-constructive words.Hailan's face was even colder, her tail was slightly raised, and she had the aura of a single-handed fight.
"Stop, I'm not here to fight with you today." Shandao made a gesture and said disdainfully, "Don't be too sentimental! Today I'm here to find this human kid!"
"Me?" Midomi innocently pointed to her nose.
"Yes, I'm looking for you, let's go up and talk." Shan Dao smiled again, with the appearance of 'Wo is a good person'.
Hailan was vigilant, this fish is planning to cheat people again?
Mi Duomi was picked up for no reason, and before leaving, he refused the plastic bag to Hai Lan, and told him to take out the buns in the bag for lunch, and not to touch the other ingredients.
Sitting in the study, looking at the comics such as XX fighters and XX spinners on the bookshelves for display, he looks thoughtful on his face.
Just a casual substitute, this human has really entered the room...?
"Why are you looking for me? I won't accept missions anymore!" Midomi was vigilant and made a big cross with both hands: "Last time you tricked me once, this time I won't be tricked by you again!!"
"How can it be considered a trap?" Shan Dao said softly, "Look, didn't you just see what the world of monsters is like? This is something that many human beings can't wait for."
"Then go find them!" Midomi wanted to vomit blood, he didn't want that kind of 'experience'...it caused him to have nightmares for three days after he came back.
Changed the topic with a single-handed understanding: "I need you to go to a place to find you this time..."
"No!" Midomi directly refused.
"Don't worry, listen to me first." Shandao leaned back in the chair comfortably, resting his hands on his chin, and said with a smile, "It's a task that your superiors force you to accept."
"...Won't it be your task again and push it to me?" Midomi was just an ordinary human being with a broken face.
"Of course not." Shan Dao firmly shook his head.
But Midomi no longer believed him.
"Didn't you hand over the report to the archives earlier?"
"...They urged me to hand it over!" Midomi said with a dull face.
"Well, the boss thinks your writing is good, I want you to write a few more to enrich your life experience!"
──I hear you bragging!
Midomi asked desperately, "Can you refuse?"
"Don't worry, I won't let you die this time." Shandao patted him on the shoulder, pulled out a document out of thin air and handed it to him: "Here are the details, this time is a special mission, it doesn't matter if you can't complete it."
"...Is it because I submitted a report?" Midomi asked sadly, "Isn't it right to work hard?!"
"It's right to work hard, but as the first research institute staff to submit a report, the higher-ups think you are very useful, and this is also recognition of you." Shandao looked at him sympathetically.
──Yo you big-headed ghost...
Mi Duomi hugged Shandao's thigh: "I don't want to go on any more missions ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, you help me!"
His acting skills erupted too naturally, without any transitional stages at all, leaving the single-handed expression blank for a second.
He said sadly: "This is what the organization expects of you, young man, this is a good opportunity for you to flourish, let's go! A glorious future is waiting for you! Go! The tomorrow of mankind──"
"I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it, do you have the heart to watch me die? Think about me! Think about my love for you all these years!"
"Boy! It's not me..."
A small lightning suddenly appeared in the room, accompanied by a thunderclap, which frightened the two 'people' who were playing happily.
"...how...there will be lightning and thunder in the room?" Midomi opened her mouth wide, this is unscientific! ! !
"Looks like Hailan has bothered us to act in his house." Shandao said.
"...It's not acting, QAQ, I don't want to go!" Midomi cried, "I... my family's nine generations are single..."
"You have several cousins." Shandao reminded him kindly.
Mi Duomi was choked, and cried again: "I have a 69-year-old grandfather, and a 48-year-old father and mother who want to raise me. I...I..."
"Don't worry, there will be a pension if you die on duty." Shan Dao smiled: "It's really not me cheating you, it's an order from above."
Orz why did he hand in the report so cheaply? !
"As a human being, wouldn't it be good to do something for human beings? Besides, I'm not telling you to die, but to investigate the reason." Shandao comforted.
"Boss, then you go..."
"Me? I'm a monster." Single-handedly smiled.
"...Youkai are also special..."
The lights in the room flickered again, and a series of electric currents sizzled from the light bulb, as if there was another lightning strike.
"Don't talk about it anymore, besides, Hailan is really going to kill me, I can't beat him." He straightened his collar alone, still smiling.
Mi Duomi wanted to follow, but then he found that his body was frozen, and he could only watch Shandao leave calmly, and even heard him greet Hailan relaxedly: "Hey, don't look at me like that, I am now Just... go... Fuck! You really fell down, believe it or not, I jumped into the water, did you make water conduct electricity?! We will die together at the worst!"
Mi Duomi shed sad tears for herself.
The author has something to say: In the bureau, whoever works hard will be unlucky...
Hmm, so Mi Duomi managed to get all the days into the future...even Hailan...(Dian Wax
☆, Entrust important tasks
Mi Duomi went downstairs dejectedly, procrastinating as if he was going to die.
He sniffed, never expecting that a report would attract the attention of his superiors, and they had high hopes for him... In fact, he is just an ordinary human being, why would he entrust him with such a heavy responsibility.
Seeing Hailan lying on the edge of the pool fiddled with the plastic bag, she didn't realize it, and she burst into tears.
He wiped away his tears and said sadly: "Have hot pot tonight!! Eat until full!!"
"Don't you need to read the mission?" Hailan asked strangely.
"No! Look! Huh!" Mi Duomi's mood was like handing out exam papers. Knowing that the result was likely to be bad, she still didn't want to sentence herself to death so quickly, and she was ashamed to delay it.
Seeing him so sad, Hailan had a rare conscience, and comforted him: "Don't worry, the authorities won't want to kill you." Mi Duomi is the only ordinary human being in the institute, no matter how you look at it, it is worth making friends.
"Even if you don't die, it's possible to be half disabled, right?" Mi Duomi shook his head with a generous look: "Then I'd rather die!"
Hailan stopped talking. It is natural that there are so many monsters in this world. Although the monsters in the research institute are relatively powerful, it is not that there are no monsters who have died. There are even many monsters who have returned to their original forms. For them, life and death are relatively indifferent. On the contrary, I don't have so many feelings of hurting winter and autumn.
"Aren't you going to comfort me anymore?" Midomi asked eagerly, why didn't Hailan continue after he said that, saying something like 'death is not the end of the journey, life is meaningful'.
Hailan smiled coldly: "You take yourself too seriously!"
"..."
The mood of this fish monster is really unpredictable, he just took me "seriously" in the last second, embarrassing.
"Hey, are you bullying that I'm a human... Have you also taken over these mandatory tasks?" Midomi asked with a sad sigh.
"Yes." Hai Lan said, "The research institute is not as leisurely as you imagined. If you are afraid, don't join."
=__,=Did you give me a chance?asshole!Who told me that I have joined the research institute after I woke up...
Mi Duomi choked speechlessly, what does it mean to hit a target... What the hell is it called a target!
"Get ready, I'm hungry." Hailan sank slowly, half of her face was underwater, thinking of delicious food, she hummed a few simple syllables happily.
"Actually, I've always wanted to say..."
"What?"
"You sing really well." Mi Duomi sighed, if Hailan went to participate in some program where the middle X sound is good, it would definitely throw away all the contestants.
──The biggest result should be that Hailan hypnotizes/kills everyone, there is no third way.
"..."
A huge wave rose out of nowhere and rushed towards Midomi. Midomi was knocked down to the ground by the impact, his arms subconsciously blocked the waves, and a few waves knocked him against the wall. He shrank back and waited helplessly. The onslaught of waves is over.
Midomi spit out several saliva and asked angrily, "I can't even praise you!!"
"You are questioning my strength." Hailan said grimly.Letting a human praise his beautiful voice is definitely doubting his ability, and human beings should obediently fall under the attack of his wonderful sound waves!
"Are you really a human?" Hailan questioned why Midomi seemed to be fine even though the sound waves also affect monsters!
"It's guaranteed to be true." Mi Duomi patted his chest and said unhappy, "I doubted you, you are too glass-hearted."
"My sound waves have a destructive effect on human beings." Hai Lan said coldly, "If you were really human, you would never stand up and tell me how nice my voice is."
"Enough is enough, one of you forced me to accept weird tasks, and the other questioned my bloodline, I tell you that I am human! What a purebred human! Without any impurities!" Midomi cried out in grief: "You monsters are the worst!"
After scolding, Mi Duomi was scared, afraid of being retaliated by Hailan, he took the plastic bag and ran to the kitchen, and hurriedly said: "I'll prepare the hot pot."
Hailan watched him run into the kitchen, turned around and dived into her cave.
Mi Duomi prepared all the ingredients, and then finally found a place to plug in the electricity in the living room, arranged the extension board, and then straightened it. The wires crossed the sea-blue pool, and the extension board was dragged to a place near the back garden. ──Mi Duomi thinks that eating rice pot should be in a place with a good environment.
Plug in the electric system of the fire boiler, and then start boiling plain water.
Hailan floated up and circled the hot pot curiously: "Is this the cooking tool for you humans?"
"It's just one of them." Midomi puffed up her chest, "Our human wisdom must not be underestimated."
Hailan didn't speak, he was already attracted by the small pot emitting white smoke wholeheartedly, even stretched out his hand to put it in the sky, shrinking a bit from the heat.
So warm.
"Oh, I don't know if it's the last meal..." Mi Duomi threw the ingredients into the cooking suspensefully, and then said with a sigh while adjusting the sauce, "These ingredients...may not be eaten in the future. "
"..." Hailan.
"Look at this cuttlefish ball, it's snow-white and snow-white, oh, what a delicious cuttlefish ball, when you order the satay sauce, watch it stained with a touch of brown, and the lingering taste when you bite into it..."
"Enough." Hai Lan said, "If there is any danger, I will go with you."
Mi Duomi's eyes lit up, and he immediately put down the satay sauce in his hand, picked up another bowl and poured a lot of spicy sauce!pepper!Sauce!
Hailan was satisfied, and felt that this human being was quite upright.
The two had a delicious meal around the hot pot. Mi Duomi lay by the pool, looked up at the starry sky on the ceiling and said, "Did you know? Today is New Year's Eve."
"Where is that?" Hai Lan also yawned lazily on the edge of the pool.
"It's a time to have dinner with the family."
Hai Lan gently swayed her tail eyebrows, was silent for a while, and sighed softly: "Family..."
"Where's your family?" Midomi turned her head, "I haven't seen any contact from you at all."
"I have no family." Hai Lan's brows were particularly cold.
"It's okay, I'll accompany you." Midomi patted him on the shoulder.
"... Whatever you want." Hailan wanted to dive down.
"Look at how happy the atmosphere is today, why don't you go up with me to play games, I'll lend you the trumpet, and we'll fight gang battles together!" Midomi said with dignity, as if he really had no selfish intentions.
"..." ==
"I don't play games." Said Hailan.
"Let's play, let's play, you see how boring you are!" Mi Duomi encouraged.
While abducting Hailan to play games, Midomi took the time to call Zhang Na again: "Happy New Year, um... I want to say that you should return the house to me, right?"
Zhang Na paused, and asked carefully: "Domi, or have you found a room? The one you are renting now only takes 15 minutes to go to my company. Why don't I take over and rent it, and then you can find another room close to the house?" Your company, okay?"
"...can you show some face?" Midomi said angrily, "That's my nest."
"Don't be so stingy, you are a man."
"That has nothing to do with men, it's mine..."
"Aren't you living with a friend? Actually, if..."
"..."
Although Hailan's bed here is very comfortable, the room is also very large, and the computer is very cool.
"I really can't help it." Zhang Na begged.
"Human, are you rolling in or not? How does this move?" Hailan said irritably, "Why won't it turn..."
"The turntable needs cooling time." Mi Duomi shouted into it, and then said to Zhang Na: "I..."
The phone was hung up.
gas die
Women are so capricious!It's even harder to handle than a fish monster!
After Hailan went to sleep, Mi Duomi sat in front of the computer and took a deep breath, then resolutely opened the binder.
I don't know if it is an official mandatory task, but the data written on it is much more detailed than the previous data of Huangsha Town.
The whole incident was recorded in detail on paper, and there were three full versions of paper.
Mi Duomi looked at it in a hurry, to the effect that there was a mountain in Sichuan that was ready to be developed, and then suddenly on a certain day, no one could get in. After the mountain, people and machines will start to get lost, go around and go out from the other side, never getting close to the surroundings of the mountain.
The government also invited many special people like Taoist monks and so on. These people walked more than ten steps closer than ordinary people, but they lost their direction after a while and walked out from another direction again.
Single-handedly didn't lie to him...it really wasn't a dangerous mission.
The content of the task is just to investigate the reason, because since 'people' can't solve it, we can only rely on the monsters to see what's going on, investigate whether there is any big monster inside, and negotiate if it can be negotiated, the land It is an important location for infrastructure construction, and other constructions have already been set up halfway, and it will be too late to divert the route.If possible, the authorities can provide compensation within the scope of their ability.
Anyway, the investigation is the main thing, if you fail, there will be no punishment...
Mi Duomi is half relieved, it seems that the task that he is forced to accept is not a particularly cruel task, maybe it is just like Director Shandao said, people really like him...to write...report...report... ability……
QAQ Why did he write the report? !If he could turn back time, he would have chopped off his hands for writing the report!
The arrow is on the string and has to be sent.
Mi Duomi thinks it's better to turn Hailan over there, if something happens, at least there is still a demon to protect him...
In case it is really a monster, he will go alone to negotiate with the monster... Will he be a little bit more worried? ==||||
The author has something to say:
☆, monster world
"Spicy crayfish, Kung Pao chicken, couple's lung slices, saliva chicken, boiled fish, boiled beef, mapo tofu, twice-cooked pork..." Mi Duomi muttered while holding a piece of paper.
Hailan was silent.
"Spicy chicken, pepper chicken, white tofu, boiled cabbage, dried eel slices, salt-fried meat, fish-flavored shredded pork, cold rabbit, cold beef..."
Hailan swam to the other side, and the fish's tail began to slap the water.
"Sauced white, hot and sour soup, spicy escargot, spicy shellfish, pickled pepper rabbit, spicy shrimp, Maoxuewang..." Mi Duomi continued to read.
"Enough." Hai Lan frowned, "What exactly do you want?"
"There are so many spicy and spicy dishes in Sichuan." Mi Duomi looked forward to it, "Authentic ﹑ spicy Sichuan cuisine."
"So what?" Hai Lan said blankly, "I won't accompany you."
"Don't you want to eat delicious food?" Mi Duomi knelt by the pool, stretched out his hand and splashed water on Hailan's body: "I checked, there is water there, if you really can't bear it, you can swim there first, it's okay!"
"No." Hai Lan lost interest.
"I will buy you different food every day!" Mi Duomi hurriedly tempted: "Everything read above is there! Guaranteed!"
"..."
This……
"If I leave, you'll have to order fast food every day. Don't you get tired of eating it? There are only those styles that come and go, don't you want to try new food!!" Mi Duomi said excitedly: "There are eight major Chinese cuisines, hundreds of dishes. The dishes don’t even count the snacks and specialties, don’t you really want to try it! Do you think fast food is delicious?! Only delicious food can’t live up to it! Dear!”
"There are so many?" Hailan swam to the pool curiously. In fact, he was a little tired of eating fast food, and now he has a new sense of taste. He feels that life without spicy food is hopeless.
"After eating China, you can still eat foreign countries. How many delicacies do you create in the world! Yours is just the tip of the iceberg! Have you ever eaten traditional Indian curry? The spiciness, the aroma, the taste! How good are you! You can't even make it , You haven’t eaten it before.” Mi Duomi didn’t know either, he hadn’t eaten traditional Indian curry either… But it can’t be said that, he was determined to lure Hailan over there.
Hailan flicked his tail uneasily, he is not a fish that likes to leave his lair...
"Go! The task is just to investigate, I'm taking you to eat delicious food." Mi Duomi said with awe-inspiring air.
Hailan looked at him suspiciously, he was not stupid, Mi Duomi clearly wanted to rip him off to investigate.
"By the way, take a look at the different scenery. You have grown up so long, do you just spend time in this city? You see that human life is so wonderful, don't you want to try it?" Mi Duomi encouraged.
"Not interested." Hai Lan felt that her life of sleeping after eating was good.
"Go, how do you know it's not good if you don't try it? Didn't you feel very unhappy to go to Huangsha Town last time? Think about the food you ate in Nansha City! Every city has such a food street! "
"Okay." Hailan sank down, with half of her face submerged in the water, and made a sound wave: "If you lie to me, I will kill you." '
"Hey! I'm sure I'm not lying. This is a Sichuan dish I've been looking for for a long time last night." Mi Duomi got carried away for a moment, revealing her sinister thoughts.
Hailan curled his lips in disdain, he wouldn't want to go if he didn't want to try the super spicy.
──Eating spicy fish is really crazy.
"I'm going to light the stove, and we'll have hot pot today!" Midomi said excitedly.
Speaking of hot pot, Hai Lan's interest became a little higher. Thinking of the fat belly and intestines he ate yesterday, he couldn't help but swim around in the pool, waiting for this human to cook something delicious for him!
"I want fish skin dumplings." Hailan ordered food.
"Dele! I bought a lot and put them in the refrigerator, hehehe! There is also mustard crispy sausage, so spicy!" Mi Duomi said loudly without looking back.
Hailan jumped back abruptly, and said in a charitable tone: "You human being is not bad."
"Thank you very much..." Midomi rolled her eyes.
*
The Baixian Mountain in a certain city in Sichuan Province is said to have appeared out of thin air one day at the end of the Yuan Dynasty. According to records in the Ming Dynasty, the local residents believed that it was moved by a local god named Huang Qing, so it was named Baixian Mountain. And hunters are forbidden to go up the mountain to hunt, and there are many temples under the mountain to visit the immortal.According to legend, Huang Qing was from the early Yuan Dynasty.After the great flood broke out, he tried his best to rescue the residents and scattered all his money. He was never married, and finally died of the epidemic. The local people respected him very much and built a temple to worship him. Later, the Jade Emperor felt grateful for his merits, so he was promoted to a god. , In charge of diseases and plagues, the name is Huangxian.
Nowadays, some scholars believe that this is a proof of a change in the earth's crust. The evidence is that this event is recorded in XX Zatan and XX Pen Tan. As for why it suddenly appeared, it may be because the article was lost and it was not recorded... …Bar?
And...why the old man moved this mountain here, anyway, the locals can't tell...
Originally, there were many Taoist temples at the foot of the mountain, but most of them were demolished in the anti-feudal period after XX years, and the rest were very dilapidated and deserted. In recent years, due to the development of Sichuan, Baixian Mountain is close to the river, and the scenery is very beautiful, so ZF decided Developed on the spot, even thought out the plan, and named it Shenxianju...
I don't know why, but since the development plan came out, this originally beautiful fairy mountain has suddenly been closed to people. It looks like nothing has changed, but once you enter the range of 50 meters outside the mountain, you will start to get lost.
It was not possible to invite outsiders to cast spells, and it was not possible to invite famous people from the other side to study. In the end, I did not know who would recommend it to the local ZF. There should be unknown monsters, so I went to the research institute for help.
In the middle of the transfer, I found a human named Mi Duomi...
Standing in front of the large floor-to-ceiling windows, Midomi took a deep breath.
This time, he specially booked a big room with a small indoor swimming pool just for Hailan!
Three-meter small swimming pool!That fish can no longer compete with me hahahaha!
Kudos to him for his wit!
Hailan sank to the bottom of the pool, sleeping uncomfortably. He almost fell down just after getting off the plane, and he barely walked the entire distance while hanging on Mi Duomi's body. After entering the hotel, he sank to the bottom of the pool to heal his injuries (?).
Of course, letting a fish fly in the sky is a little cruel...
Mi Duomi guiltily asked the hotel to send in a bunch of local specialty snacks, and then asked for a serving of clear water, intending to filter the food before putting it into the mouth—he is not as spicy as Hailan.
"Hey, get up and eat..." Midomi carefully patted the surface of the water, and asked guiltily, "Is it really uncomfortable..."
Hailan opened her eyes, emerged from the water, and said coldly, "Next time you dare to let me fly, I will definitely..."
"Eat." Midomi offered food.
The red oily food looked particularly hot and spicy, Hailan lowered her head, smelled the pungent smell, recalled the excitement, and subconsciously swayed the fish's tail.
"Huh..." Hailan's expression was very cold, but Mi Duomi already knew that he was a paper fish (??), so he was not particularly scared, but instead graciously handed over the rubber fork to Master Hailan to have a good meal.
Mi Duomi walked to the window, looked at a hill protruding from the opposite side of the river, and said to himself: "It looks very ordinary..."
The famous Baixian Mountain is actually just an ordinary hill, less than [-] meters high, with green grass and trees on it. It is really a good place for hiking and outings from a distance.
"Do you feel the evil spirit?" Midomi asked back.
Hailan shook her head, not interested in the investigation at all.
"There is no evil spirit...what is the reason..." Midomi pointed at the mountain in the distance, "Humans can't get in...what should I use to investigate?"
"Then don't go." Hai Lan disagreed.
"But this is a mission..."
"So what?" Hai Lan lazily raised her eyelids: "Useless humans..."
"Hey, don't attack personally." Midomi said angrily.
"This is the truth." Hai Lan lived in the small swimming pool with a plate of food in her hand, leaning against the edge of the pool and yelled at Midomi: "The water is too hot, please cool it down."
"It's still hot, I think it's just right." Midomi turned on the cold water system: "Move a bit later, I want to bubble too."
"No." Hailan said lazily.
"Aren't you guilty of taking up all the space with the whole fish tail!!" Midomi said angrily, "This time I opened the room with my business trip money!"
"No." Hailan shrunk down intentionally, and the fish tail took up the last bit of space.
childish.
Midomi sat by the pool with his feet in the water, stepped on his tail fin and asked, "Are there really no monsters around here?"
"Yes, yes." Hailan ate the food bought by Midomi, and replied with a more normal attitude: "But it won't be him."
"Why? Everything is possible..." Midomi said.
Hailan said contemptuously, "Just a fish monster that can't even change form, with such a great ability, it won't be caught by humans again and again, and almost died."
"Won't you protect it without the incarnation? It's not bad to keep it in the pool of the research institute..." Mi Duomi thought, it's probably similar to the situation of human children. There is no way to protect themselves and they can only rely on others.
"Why do you want to raise it?" Hailan wondered, "If the inner alchemy hasn't formed yet, eating it won't increase your cultivation too much, and most of them are very old, and the meat is too rough." Otherwise, Hailan would also be interested in eating it. .
"..."
Fuck, can we have some kindred love? ? ? ?You are a fish too!
"Except for this monster, I haven't heard of any other... There is a nest of foxes living farther away, forming a world of its own, and they probably won't move to live on the mountain near the river." Hai Lan said.
It seems that starting from monsters is not enough...Midomi frowned and thought.
Not reconciled, do you really want to give up?
The author has something to say: =V= Doing the task alone... No wonder, Domi doesn't have much ability now, he still has to rely on Hailan ==+
☆, there is no way to enter
After a day's rest, Mi Duomi slipped across to investigate by boat. If possible, he wanted to try the feeling of getting lost and see how to get out from the other side.
Imagination is beautiful, but reality is skinny. The area around Baixian has been surrounded heavily, and no one is allowed to enter. Mi Duomi was stopped by Uncle JC. Seeing JC frowning, he smiled and said flatteringly : "I heard that this mountain is very spiritual to worship the gods, why is it suddenly surrounded?"
"This is a decision from above, how would I know? Let's go quickly, this is not a place for you to take risks." Uncle JC persuaded.
"Adventure? Could it be that some beast appeared? Ah, that's scary, what is it? A tiger? A big bear?" Midomi pretended not to understand, but exclaimed in surprise, and said enthusiastically, "You sent so many people and you couldn't catch it." ?No way?"
"Why do you care about so many things?" JC didn't answer, but pointed to the way he came and said, "If you want to worship the gods, go straight and turn right. There is a temple. If you want to go, go there. It's not allowed here. entered."
Mi Duomi put on his ID, but in fact he could have taken out his ID and swaggered and said that I am from the military, guaranteeing that he would be approved to enter immediately.
But he didn't know what was going on, what if he lost face?Who knows what's in the mountains...
Mi Duomi could only leave temporarily unwillingly.
What is different from Jixing Town is that the surrounding residents are living as usual. The small stalls on the street sell all kinds of goods, including food, local handicrafts, etc. The materials are very rich, and there is nothing at all. Affected by supernatural events of worshiping immortals and gods.
Mi Duomi bought a few skewers of barbecue, stood in front of the stall and ate slowly, and soon found out the matter from the cheerful lady boss.
"Over there? Hey, I seem to have heard that some treasure has been found. Several groups of people came, and finally ZF was so annoyed that he surrounded him. If you want to go into the mountain, you should wait until you dig out the things in a few days." It should be open." The proprietress said with a hearty smile.
"..." The folk version is so different from the official version...
"But I heard that Baixian Mountain is very spiritual. Is it true that there are gods? Do you think there are treasures from the fairy family?" Mi Duomi asked tentatively.
"There is no such thing as a fairy family. Everyone spreads it for fun. I don't believe in these things. There are no monsters in this world. If there are, the world will be messed up? Boy, I can't believe that you believe in these things at a young age. I thought Only people from my mother-in-law’s lifetime would read these things.” The proprietress took a look at Mi Duomi, as if she was a little surprised at Mi Duomi’s youth.
……
No, lady boss, there really are monsters in this world QAQ
Actually ran into the proprietress who was an atheist, Mi Duomi was speechless.
As if seeing Mi Duomi’s reluctance, the proprietress smiled embarrassedly: “Ah, if you are interested in these stories, I’ll ask my mother-in-law to talk to you when she comes to deliver things. She’s from this place. He grew up and knows a lot more than I do.”
In fact, Mi Duomi also checked some data, so he could only say along the way: "Then I will trouble you."
Mi Duomi thought it might be because the residents here are generally not superstitious, so ZF's behavior of closing the mountain did not touch their nerves, but instead made up another reasonable story by himself?
As the afternoon approached, the flow of people began to increase. The proprietress and the boss were busy collecting money and barbecue. Finally, Mi Duomi sat on the proprietress's chair and slowly ate the barbecue.
I have to say that this dish is cooked very well, and the sauce is also very tasty, and the spiciness is not very spicy, which is still acceptable, but it is very addictive.Mi Duomi thought about buying some for a while to pay tribute to the uncooked fish.
"Hey, customer, I kept you waiting." The proprietress wiped her hands on her apron and said with a smile, "Is it delicious?"
"It's very delicious! The sauce is amazing! Ma'am, give me a package of all types later, I'll buy it back for my friends to eat!" Mi Duomi gave a thumbs up.
The proprietress was even happier: "Of course, this sauce is made by us. It's unique. Eat more, come on, there are more."
"Boss, you are so kind!" Mi Duomi flattered her.
The proprietress wanted to say something, but she saw an old lady pushing a handcart in the distance to bring in fresh pork with sharp eyes. She hurried up and said, "Mom, thank you for your hard work, let me come let me come."
The old woman hummed, and slowly walked to the stall with her hands behind her back, and asked in a hoarse voice, "How is business today?"
"Business is not bad. By the way, Mom, this young man wants to ask you about Baixian Mountain. If you have time, please talk to him." The proprietress smiled at Midomi.
Mi Duomi has already given up his seat, and I have to say that he still has a heart of respect for the elderly.
The old woman glanced at Mi Duomi with cloudy eyes, and said in a preaching tone: "You young people don't respect ghosts and gods, and sooner or later you will suffer."
"No way, mother-in-law, I respect it." Mi Duomi said innocently, he will give up the fish in the hotel room soon, okay? !
"That's not bad." With a look of appreciation, she turned to her daughter-in-law and said, "Look at you, you're not even as young as her."
"Mom, don't talk about this." The proprietress said awkwardly, and then turned around and left with the excuse that she was going to collect money.
"Come on, what do you want to ask?" The old woman slowly folded
"Lick and lick?" Midomi was puzzled.
"Go in, how long are we going to stand at the door chatting..." Shan Dao's forehead burst out with blue veins: "We still have to chat under the watchful eyes of the security guards. Damn!"
Mi Duomi raised his head and said hello: "Uncle Huang, Brother Nan, and Awang, are you on patrol again? You're really diligent."
The three security guards could only nod their heads, and then slipped away—their expressions were a little pained, and they couldn't listen to gossip.
"I'm curious about how your brain grows. Will you understand if you cut it open?" Shandao said as if talking to himself.
Mi Duomi leaned over in shock and stared at him: "I am a member of the institute, and Article 230 of the institute's code states that members cannot kill each other!"
"You are quite familiar with memorizing." Shandao glanced at him.
"That's right! It's my life!" Midomi said proudly, puffing out her chest.
Damn, is it just playing with the things he spent half a month memorizing?It is to prevent the director of this scammer from cheating him again!
"Let's go." Shandao didn't bother to tell him, this stupid boy is really stupid, he just made up that book, really there are so many rules in the institute?It's like he fought with Hailan more than once...
Hailan lay on the edge of the pool, staring at him unkindly: "What are you doing here?"
"Let's see if you're dead... In case that human raises you to death, can I collect the corpse for you out of the friendship of my companions?" Said bluntly.
'That human' means shot.
Speaking of that mouth, children at the end of the second stage of secondary disease can't spit out any ivory except for telling people to fuck off, scolding lowly human beings and other non-constructive words.Hailan's face was even colder, her tail was slightly raised, and she had the aura of a single-handed fight.
"Stop, I'm not here to fight with you today." Shandao made a gesture and said disdainfully, "Don't be too sentimental! Today I'm here to find this human kid!"
"Me?" Midomi innocently pointed to her nose.
"Yes, I'm looking for you, let's go up and talk." Shan Dao smiled again, with the appearance of 'Wo is a good person'.
Hailan was vigilant, this fish is planning to cheat people again?
Mi Duomi was picked up for no reason, and before leaving, he refused the plastic bag to Hai Lan, and told him to take out the buns in the bag for lunch, and not to touch the other ingredients.
Sitting in the study, looking at the comics such as XX fighters and XX spinners on the bookshelves for display, he looks thoughtful on his face.
Just a casual substitute, this human has really entered the room...?
"Why are you looking for me? I won't accept missions anymore!" Midomi was vigilant and made a big cross with both hands: "Last time you tricked me once, this time I won't be tricked by you again!!"
"How can it be considered a trap?" Shan Dao said softly, "Look, didn't you just see what the world of monsters is like? This is something that many human beings can't wait for."
"Then go find them!" Midomi wanted to vomit blood, he didn't want that kind of 'experience'...it caused him to have nightmares for three days after he came back.
Changed the topic with a single-handed understanding: "I need you to go to a place to find you this time..."
"No!" Midomi directly refused.
"Don't worry, listen to me first." Shandao leaned back in the chair comfortably, resting his hands on his chin, and said with a smile, "It's a task that your superiors force you to accept."
"...Won't it be your task again and push it to me?" Midomi was just an ordinary human being with a broken face.
"Of course not." Shan Dao firmly shook his head.
But Midomi no longer believed him.
"Didn't you hand over the report to the archives earlier?"
"...They urged me to hand it over!" Midomi said with a dull face.
"Well, the boss thinks your writing is good, I want you to write a few more to enrich your life experience!"
──I hear you bragging!
Midomi asked desperately, "Can you refuse?"
"Don't worry, I won't let you die this time." Shandao patted him on the shoulder, pulled out a document out of thin air and handed it to him: "Here are the details, this time is a special mission, it doesn't matter if you can't complete it."
"...Is it because I submitted a report?" Midomi asked sadly, "Isn't it right to work hard?!"
"It's right to work hard, but as the first research institute staff to submit a report, the higher-ups think you are very useful, and this is also recognition of you." Shandao looked at him sympathetically.
──Yo you big-headed ghost...
Mi Duomi hugged Shandao's thigh: "I don't want to go on any more missions ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, you help me!"
His acting skills erupted too naturally, without any transitional stages at all, leaving the single-handed expression blank for a second.
He said sadly: "This is what the organization expects of you, young man, this is a good opportunity for you to flourish, let's go! A glorious future is waiting for you! Go! The tomorrow of mankind──"
"I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it, do you have the heart to watch me die? Think about me! Think about my love for you all these years!"
"Boy! It's not me..."
A small lightning suddenly appeared in the room, accompanied by a thunderclap, which frightened the two 'people' who were playing happily.
"...how...there will be lightning and thunder in the room?" Midomi opened her mouth wide, this is unscientific! ! !
"Looks like Hailan has bothered us to act in his house." Shandao said.
"...It's not acting, QAQ, I don't want to go!" Midomi cried, "I... my family's nine generations are single..."
"You have several cousins." Shandao reminded him kindly.
Mi Duomi was choked, and cried again: "I have a 69-year-old grandfather, and a 48-year-old father and mother who want to raise me. I...I..."
"Don't worry, there will be a pension if you die on duty." Shan Dao smiled: "It's really not me cheating you, it's an order from above."
Orz why did he hand in the report so cheaply? !
"As a human being, wouldn't it be good to do something for human beings? Besides, I'm not telling you to die, but to investigate the reason." Shandao comforted.
"Boss, then you go..."
"Me? I'm a monster." Single-handedly smiled.
"...Youkai are also special..."
The lights in the room flickered again, and a series of electric currents sizzled from the light bulb, as if there was another lightning strike.
"Don't talk about it anymore, besides, Hailan is really going to kill me, I can't beat him." He straightened his collar alone, still smiling.
Mi Duomi wanted to follow, but then he found that his body was frozen, and he could only watch Shandao leave calmly, and even heard him greet Hailan relaxedly: "Hey, don't look at me like that, I am now Just... go... Fuck! You really fell down, believe it or not, I jumped into the water, did you make water conduct electricity?! We will die together at the worst!"
Mi Duomi shed sad tears for herself.
The author has something to say: In the bureau, whoever works hard will be unlucky...
Hmm, so Mi Duomi managed to get all the days into the future...even Hailan...(Dian Wax
☆, Entrust important tasks
Mi Duomi went downstairs dejectedly, procrastinating as if he was going to die.
He sniffed, never expecting that a report would attract the attention of his superiors, and they had high hopes for him... In fact, he is just an ordinary human being, why would he entrust him with such a heavy responsibility.
Seeing Hailan lying on the edge of the pool fiddled with the plastic bag, she didn't realize it, and she burst into tears.
He wiped away his tears and said sadly: "Have hot pot tonight!! Eat until full!!"
"Don't you need to read the mission?" Hailan asked strangely.
"No! Look! Huh!" Mi Duomi's mood was like handing out exam papers. Knowing that the result was likely to be bad, she still didn't want to sentence herself to death so quickly, and she was ashamed to delay it.
Seeing him so sad, Hailan had a rare conscience, and comforted him: "Don't worry, the authorities won't want to kill you." Mi Duomi is the only ordinary human being in the institute, no matter how you look at it, it is worth making friends.
"Even if you don't die, it's possible to be half disabled, right?" Mi Duomi shook his head with a generous look: "Then I'd rather die!"
Hailan stopped talking. It is natural that there are so many monsters in this world. Although the monsters in the research institute are relatively powerful, it is not that there are no monsters who have died. There are even many monsters who have returned to their original forms. For them, life and death are relatively indifferent. On the contrary, I don't have so many feelings of hurting winter and autumn.
"Aren't you going to comfort me anymore?" Midomi asked eagerly, why didn't Hailan continue after he said that, saying something like 'death is not the end of the journey, life is meaningful'.
Hailan smiled coldly: "You take yourself too seriously!"
"..."
The mood of this fish monster is really unpredictable, he just took me "seriously" in the last second, embarrassing.
"Hey, are you bullying that I'm a human... Have you also taken over these mandatory tasks?" Midomi asked with a sad sigh.
"Yes." Hai Lan said, "The research institute is not as leisurely as you imagined. If you are afraid, don't join."
=__,=Did you give me a chance?asshole!Who told me that I have joined the research institute after I woke up...
Mi Duomi choked speechlessly, what does it mean to hit a target... What the hell is it called a target!
"Get ready, I'm hungry." Hailan sank slowly, half of her face was underwater, thinking of delicious food, she hummed a few simple syllables happily.
"Actually, I've always wanted to say..."
"What?"
"You sing really well." Mi Duomi sighed, if Hailan went to participate in some program where the middle X sound is good, it would definitely throw away all the contestants.
──The biggest result should be that Hailan hypnotizes/kills everyone, there is no third way.
"..."
A huge wave rose out of nowhere and rushed towards Midomi. Midomi was knocked down to the ground by the impact, his arms subconsciously blocked the waves, and a few waves knocked him against the wall. He shrank back and waited helplessly. The onslaught of waves is over.
Midomi spit out several saliva and asked angrily, "I can't even praise you!!"
"You are questioning my strength." Hailan said grimly.Letting a human praise his beautiful voice is definitely doubting his ability, and human beings should obediently fall under the attack of his wonderful sound waves!
"Are you really a human?" Hailan questioned why Midomi seemed to be fine even though the sound waves also affect monsters!
"It's guaranteed to be true." Mi Duomi patted his chest and said unhappy, "I doubted you, you are too glass-hearted."
"My sound waves have a destructive effect on human beings." Hai Lan said coldly, "If you were really human, you would never stand up and tell me how nice my voice is."
"Enough is enough, one of you forced me to accept weird tasks, and the other questioned my bloodline, I tell you that I am human! What a purebred human! Without any impurities!" Midomi cried out in grief: "You monsters are the worst!"
After scolding, Mi Duomi was scared, afraid of being retaliated by Hailan, he took the plastic bag and ran to the kitchen, and hurriedly said: "I'll prepare the hot pot."
Hailan watched him run into the kitchen, turned around and dived into her cave.
Mi Duomi prepared all the ingredients, and then finally found a place to plug in the electricity in the living room, arranged the extension board, and then straightened it. The wires crossed the sea-blue pool, and the extension board was dragged to a place near the back garden. ──Mi Duomi thinks that eating rice pot should be in a place with a good environment.
Plug in the electric system of the fire boiler, and then start boiling plain water.
Hailan floated up and circled the hot pot curiously: "Is this the cooking tool for you humans?"
"It's just one of them." Midomi puffed up her chest, "Our human wisdom must not be underestimated."
Hailan didn't speak, he was already attracted by the small pot emitting white smoke wholeheartedly, even stretched out his hand to put it in the sky, shrinking a bit from the heat.
So warm.
"Oh, I don't know if it's the last meal..." Mi Duomi threw the ingredients into the cooking suspensefully, and then said with a sigh while adjusting the sauce, "These ingredients...may not be eaten in the future. "
"..." Hailan.
"Look at this cuttlefish ball, it's snow-white and snow-white, oh, what a delicious cuttlefish ball, when you order the satay sauce, watch it stained with a touch of brown, and the lingering taste when you bite into it..."
"Enough." Hai Lan said, "If there is any danger, I will go with you."
Mi Duomi's eyes lit up, and he immediately put down the satay sauce in his hand, picked up another bowl and poured a lot of spicy sauce!pepper!Sauce!
Hailan was satisfied, and felt that this human being was quite upright.
The two had a delicious meal around the hot pot. Mi Duomi lay by the pool, looked up at the starry sky on the ceiling and said, "Did you know? Today is New Year's Eve."
"Where is that?" Hai Lan also yawned lazily on the edge of the pool.
"It's a time to have dinner with the family."
Hai Lan gently swayed her tail eyebrows, was silent for a while, and sighed softly: "Family..."
"Where's your family?" Midomi turned her head, "I haven't seen any contact from you at all."
"I have no family." Hai Lan's brows were particularly cold.
"It's okay, I'll accompany you." Midomi patted him on the shoulder.
"... Whatever you want." Hailan wanted to dive down.
"Look at how happy the atmosphere is today, why don't you go up with me to play games, I'll lend you the trumpet, and we'll fight gang battles together!" Midomi said with dignity, as if he really had no selfish intentions.
"..." ==
"I don't play games." Said Hailan.
"Let's play, let's play, you see how boring you are!" Mi Duomi encouraged.
While abducting Hailan to play games, Midomi took the time to call Zhang Na again: "Happy New Year, um... I want to say that you should return the house to me, right?"
Zhang Na paused, and asked carefully: "Domi, or have you found a room? The one you are renting now only takes 15 minutes to go to my company. Why don't I take over and rent it, and then you can find another room close to the house?" Your company, okay?"
"...can you show some face?" Midomi said angrily, "That's my nest."
"Don't be so stingy, you are a man."
"That has nothing to do with men, it's mine..."
"Aren't you living with a friend? Actually, if..."
"..."
Although Hailan's bed here is very comfortable, the room is also very large, and the computer is very cool.
"I really can't help it." Zhang Na begged.
"Human, are you rolling in or not? How does this move?" Hailan said irritably, "Why won't it turn..."
"The turntable needs cooling time." Mi Duomi shouted into it, and then said to Zhang Na: "I..."
The phone was hung up.
gas die
Women are so capricious!It's even harder to handle than a fish monster!
After Hailan went to sleep, Mi Duomi sat in front of the computer and took a deep breath, then resolutely opened the binder.
I don't know if it is an official mandatory task, but the data written on it is much more detailed than the previous data of Huangsha Town.
The whole incident was recorded in detail on paper, and there were three full versions of paper.
Mi Duomi looked at it in a hurry, to the effect that there was a mountain in Sichuan that was ready to be developed, and then suddenly on a certain day, no one could get in. After the mountain, people and machines will start to get lost, go around and go out from the other side, never getting close to the surroundings of the mountain.
The government also invited many special people like Taoist monks and so on. These people walked more than ten steps closer than ordinary people, but they lost their direction after a while and walked out from another direction again.
Single-handedly didn't lie to him...it really wasn't a dangerous mission.
The content of the task is just to investigate the reason, because since 'people' can't solve it, we can only rely on the monsters to see what's going on, investigate whether there is any big monster inside, and negotiate if it can be negotiated, the land It is an important location for infrastructure construction, and other constructions have already been set up halfway, and it will be too late to divert the route.If possible, the authorities can provide compensation within the scope of their ability.
Anyway, the investigation is the main thing, if you fail, there will be no punishment...
Mi Duomi is half relieved, it seems that the task that he is forced to accept is not a particularly cruel task, maybe it is just like Director Shandao said, people really like him...to write...report...report... ability……
QAQ Why did he write the report? !If he could turn back time, he would have chopped off his hands for writing the report!
The arrow is on the string and has to be sent.
Mi Duomi thinks it's better to turn Hailan over there, if something happens, at least there is still a demon to protect him...
In case it is really a monster, he will go alone to negotiate with the monster... Will he be a little bit more worried? ==||||
The author has something to say:
☆, monster world
"Spicy crayfish, Kung Pao chicken, couple's lung slices, saliva chicken, boiled fish, boiled beef, mapo tofu, twice-cooked pork..." Mi Duomi muttered while holding a piece of paper.
Hailan was silent.
"Spicy chicken, pepper chicken, white tofu, boiled cabbage, dried eel slices, salt-fried meat, fish-flavored shredded pork, cold rabbit, cold beef..."
Hailan swam to the other side, and the fish's tail began to slap the water.
"Sauced white, hot and sour soup, spicy escargot, spicy shellfish, pickled pepper rabbit, spicy shrimp, Maoxuewang..." Mi Duomi continued to read.
"Enough." Hai Lan frowned, "What exactly do you want?"
"There are so many spicy and spicy dishes in Sichuan." Mi Duomi looked forward to it, "Authentic ﹑ spicy Sichuan cuisine."
"So what?" Hai Lan said blankly, "I won't accompany you."
"Don't you want to eat delicious food?" Mi Duomi knelt by the pool, stretched out his hand and splashed water on Hailan's body: "I checked, there is water there, if you really can't bear it, you can swim there first, it's okay!"
"No." Hai Lan lost interest.
"I will buy you different food every day!" Mi Duomi hurriedly tempted: "Everything read above is there! Guaranteed!"
"..."
This……
"If I leave, you'll have to order fast food every day. Don't you get tired of eating it? There are only those styles that come and go, don't you want to try new food!!" Mi Duomi said excitedly: "There are eight major Chinese cuisines, hundreds of dishes. The dishes don’t even count the snacks and specialties, don’t you really want to try it! Do you think fast food is delicious?! Only delicious food can’t live up to it! Dear!”
"There are so many?" Hailan swam to the pool curiously. In fact, he was a little tired of eating fast food, and now he has a new sense of taste. He feels that life without spicy food is hopeless.
"After eating China, you can still eat foreign countries. How many delicacies do you create in the world! Yours is just the tip of the iceberg! Have you ever eaten traditional Indian curry? The spiciness, the aroma, the taste! How good are you! You can't even make it , You haven’t eaten it before.” Mi Duomi didn’t know either, he hadn’t eaten traditional Indian curry either… But it can’t be said that, he was determined to lure Hailan over there.
Hailan flicked his tail uneasily, he is not a fish that likes to leave his lair...
"Go! The task is just to investigate, I'm taking you to eat delicious food." Mi Duomi said with awe-inspiring air.
Hailan looked at him suspiciously, he was not stupid, Mi Duomi clearly wanted to rip him off to investigate.
"By the way, take a look at the different scenery. You have grown up so long, do you just spend time in this city? You see that human life is so wonderful, don't you want to try it?" Mi Duomi encouraged.
"Not interested." Hai Lan felt that her life of sleeping after eating was good.
"Go, how do you know it's not good if you don't try it? Didn't you feel very unhappy to go to Huangsha Town last time? Think about the food you ate in Nansha City! Every city has such a food street! "
"Okay." Hailan sank down, with half of her face submerged in the water, and made a sound wave: "If you lie to me, I will kill you." '
"Hey! I'm sure I'm not lying. This is a Sichuan dish I've been looking for for a long time last night." Mi Duomi got carried away for a moment, revealing her sinister thoughts.
Hailan curled his lips in disdain, he wouldn't want to go if he didn't want to try the super spicy.
──Eating spicy fish is really crazy.
"I'm going to light the stove, and we'll have hot pot today!" Midomi said excitedly.
Speaking of hot pot, Hai Lan's interest became a little higher. Thinking of the fat belly and intestines he ate yesterday, he couldn't help but swim around in the pool, waiting for this human to cook something delicious for him!
"I want fish skin dumplings." Hailan ordered food.
"Dele! I bought a lot and put them in the refrigerator, hehehe! There is also mustard crispy sausage, so spicy!" Mi Duomi said loudly without looking back.
Hailan jumped back abruptly, and said in a charitable tone: "You human being is not bad."
"Thank you very much..." Midomi rolled her eyes.
*
The Baixian Mountain in a certain city in Sichuan Province is said to have appeared out of thin air one day at the end of the Yuan Dynasty. According to records in the Ming Dynasty, the local residents believed that it was moved by a local god named Huang Qing, so it was named Baixian Mountain. And hunters are forbidden to go up the mountain to hunt, and there are many temples under the mountain to visit the immortal.According to legend, Huang Qing was from the early Yuan Dynasty.After the great flood broke out, he tried his best to rescue the residents and scattered all his money. He was never married, and finally died of the epidemic. The local people respected him very much and built a temple to worship him. Later, the Jade Emperor felt grateful for his merits, so he was promoted to a god. , In charge of diseases and plagues, the name is Huangxian.
Nowadays, some scholars believe that this is a proof of a change in the earth's crust. The evidence is that this event is recorded in XX Zatan and XX Pen Tan. As for why it suddenly appeared, it may be because the article was lost and it was not recorded... …Bar?
And...why the old man moved this mountain here, anyway, the locals can't tell...
Originally, there were many Taoist temples at the foot of the mountain, but most of them were demolished in the anti-feudal period after XX years, and the rest were very dilapidated and deserted. In recent years, due to the development of Sichuan, Baixian Mountain is close to the river, and the scenery is very beautiful, so ZF decided Developed on the spot, even thought out the plan, and named it Shenxianju...
I don't know why, but since the development plan came out, this originally beautiful fairy mountain has suddenly been closed to people. It looks like nothing has changed, but once you enter the range of 50 meters outside the mountain, you will start to get lost.
It was not possible to invite outsiders to cast spells, and it was not possible to invite famous people from the other side to study. In the end, I did not know who would recommend it to the local ZF. There should be unknown monsters, so I went to the research institute for help.
In the middle of the transfer, I found a human named Mi Duomi...
Standing in front of the large floor-to-ceiling windows, Midomi took a deep breath.
This time, he specially booked a big room with a small indoor swimming pool just for Hailan!
Three-meter small swimming pool!That fish can no longer compete with me hahahaha!
Kudos to him for his wit!
Hailan sank to the bottom of the pool, sleeping uncomfortably. He almost fell down just after getting off the plane, and he barely walked the entire distance while hanging on Mi Duomi's body. After entering the hotel, he sank to the bottom of the pool to heal his injuries (?).
Of course, letting a fish fly in the sky is a little cruel...
Mi Duomi guiltily asked the hotel to send in a bunch of local specialty snacks, and then asked for a serving of clear water, intending to filter the food before putting it into the mouth—he is not as spicy as Hailan.
"Hey, get up and eat..." Midomi carefully patted the surface of the water, and asked guiltily, "Is it really uncomfortable..."
Hailan opened her eyes, emerged from the water, and said coldly, "Next time you dare to let me fly, I will definitely..."
"Eat." Midomi offered food.
The red oily food looked particularly hot and spicy, Hailan lowered her head, smelled the pungent smell, recalled the excitement, and subconsciously swayed the fish's tail.
"Huh..." Hailan's expression was very cold, but Mi Duomi already knew that he was a paper fish (??), so he was not particularly scared, but instead graciously handed over the rubber fork to Master Hailan to have a good meal.
Mi Duomi walked to the window, looked at a hill protruding from the opposite side of the river, and said to himself: "It looks very ordinary..."
The famous Baixian Mountain is actually just an ordinary hill, less than [-] meters high, with green grass and trees on it. It is really a good place for hiking and outings from a distance.
"Do you feel the evil spirit?" Midomi asked back.
Hailan shook her head, not interested in the investigation at all.
"There is no evil spirit...what is the reason..." Midomi pointed at the mountain in the distance, "Humans can't get in...what should I use to investigate?"
"Then don't go." Hai Lan disagreed.
"But this is a mission..."
"So what?" Hai Lan lazily raised her eyelids: "Useless humans..."
"Hey, don't attack personally." Midomi said angrily.
"This is the truth." Hai Lan lived in the small swimming pool with a plate of food in her hand, leaning against the edge of the pool and yelled at Midomi: "The water is too hot, please cool it down."
"It's still hot, I think it's just right." Midomi turned on the cold water system: "Move a bit later, I want to bubble too."
"No." Hailan said lazily.
"Aren't you guilty of taking up all the space with the whole fish tail!!" Midomi said angrily, "This time I opened the room with my business trip money!"
"No." Hailan shrunk down intentionally, and the fish tail took up the last bit of space.
childish.
Midomi sat by the pool with his feet in the water, stepped on his tail fin and asked, "Are there really no monsters around here?"
"Yes, yes." Hailan ate the food bought by Midomi, and replied with a more normal attitude: "But it won't be him."
"Why? Everything is possible..." Midomi said.
Hailan said contemptuously, "Just a fish monster that can't even change form, with such a great ability, it won't be caught by humans again and again, and almost died."
"Won't you protect it without the incarnation? It's not bad to keep it in the pool of the research institute..." Mi Duomi thought, it's probably similar to the situation of human children. There is no way to protect themselves and they can only rely on others.
"Why do you want to raise it?" Hailan wondered, "If the inner alchemy hasn't formed yet, eating it won't increase your cultivation too much, and most of them are very old, and the meat is too rough." Otherwise, Hailan would also be interested in eating it. .
"..."
Fuck, can we have some kindred love? ? ? ?You are a fish too!
"Except for this monster, I haven't heard of any other... There is a nest of foxes living farther away, forming a world of its own, and they probably won't move to live on the mountain near the river." Hai Lan said.
It seems that starting from monsters is not enough...Midomi frowned and thought.
Not reconciled, do you really want to give up?
The author has something to say: =V= Doing the task alone... No wonder, Domi doesn't have much ability now, he still has to rely on Hailan ==+
☆, there is no way to enter
After a day's rest, Mi Duomi slipped across to investigate by boat. If possible, he wanted to try the feeling of getting lost and see how to get out from the other side.
Imagination is beautiful, but reality is skinny. The area around Baixian has been surrounded heavily, and no one is allowed to enter. Mi Duomi was stopped by Uncle JC. Seeing JC frowning, he smiled and said flatteringly : "I heard that this mountain is very spiritual to worship the gods, why is it suddenly surrounded?"
"This is a decision from above, how would I know? Let's go quickly, this is not a place for you to take risks." Uncle JC persuaded.
"Adventure? Could it be that some beast appeared? Ah, that's scary, what is it? A tiger? A big bear?" Midomi pretended not to understand, but exclaimed in surprise, and said enthusiastically, "You sent so many people and you couldn't catch it." ?No way?"
"Why do you care about so many things?" JC didn't answer, but pointed to the way he came and said, "If you want to worship the gods, go straight and turn right. There is a temple. If you want to go, go there. It's not allowed here. entered."
Mi Duomi put on his ID, but in fact he could have taken out his ID and swaggered and said that I am from the military, guaranteeing that he would be approved to enter immediately.
But he didn't know what was going on, what if he lost face?Who knows what's in the mountains...
Mi Duomi could only leave temporarily unwillingly.
What is different from Jixing Town is that the surrounding residents are living as usual. The small stalls on the street sell all kinds of goods, including food, local handicrafts, etc. The materials are very rich, and there is nothing at all. Affected by supernatural events of worshiping immortals and gods.
Mi Duomi bought a few skewers of barbecue, stood in front of the stall and ate slowly, and soon found out the matter from the cheerful lady boss.
"Over there? Hey, I seem to have heard that some treasure has been found. Several groups of people came, and finally ZF was so annoyed that he surrounded him. If you want to go into the mountain, you should wait until you dig out the things in a few days." It should be open." The proprietress said with a hearty smile.
"..." The folk version is so different from the official version...
"But I heard that Baixian Mountain is very spiritual. Is it true that there are gods? Do you think there are treasures from the fairy family?" Mi Duomi asked tentatively.
"There is no such thing as a fairy family. Everyone spreads it for fun. I don't believe in these things. There are no monsters in this world. If there are, the world will be messed up? Boy, I can't believe that you believe in these things at a young age. I thought Only people from my mother-in-law’s lifetime would read these things.” The proprietress took a look at Mi Duomi, as if she was a little surprised at Mi Duomi’s youth.
……
No, lady boss, there really are monsters in this world QAQ
Actually ran into the proprietress who was an atheist, Mi Duomi was speechless.
As if seeing Mi Duomi’s reluctance, the proprietress smiled embarrassedly: “Ah, if you are interested in these stories, I’ll ask my mother-in-law to talk to you when she comes to deliver things. She’s from this place. He grew up and knows a lot more than I do.”
In fact, Mi Duomi also checked some data, so he could only say along the way: "Then I will trouble you."
Mi Duomi thought it might be because the residents here are generally not superstitious, so ZF's behavior of closing the mountain did not touch their nerves, but instead made up another reasonable story by himself?
As the afternoon approached, the flow of people began to increase. The proprietress and the boss were busy collecting money and barbecue. Finally, Mi Duomi sat on the proprietress's chair and slowly ate the barbecue.
I have to say that this dish is cooked very well, and the sauce is also very tasty, and the spiciness is not very spicy, which is still acceptable, but it is very addictive.Mi Duomi thought about buying some for a while to pay tribute to the uncooked fish.
"Hey, customer, I kept you waiting." The proprietress wiped her hands on her apron and said with a smile, "Is it delicious?"
"It's very delicious! The sauce is amazing! Ma'am, give me a package of all types later, I'll buy it back for my friends to eat!" Mi Duomi gave a thumbs up.
The proprietress was even happier: "Of course, this sauce is made by us. It's unique. Eat more, come on, there are more."
"Boss, you are so kind!" Mi Duomi flattered her.
The proprietress wanted to say something, but she saw an old lady pushing a handcart in the distance to bring in fresh pork with sharp eyes. She hurried up and said, "Mom, thank you for your hard work, let me come let me come."
The old woman hummed, and slowly walked to the stall with her hands behind her back, and asked in a hoarse voice, "How is business today?"
"Business is not bad. By the way, Mom, this young man wants to ask you about Baixian Mountain. If you have time, please talk to him." The proprietress smiled at Midomi.
Mi Duomi has already given up his seat, and I have to say that he still has a heart of respect for the elderly.
The old woman glanced at Mi Duomi with cloudy eyes, and said in a preaching tone: "You young people don't respect ghosts and gods, and sooner or later you will suffer."
"No way, mother-in-law, I respect it." Mi Duomi said innocently, he will give up the fish in the hotel room soon, okay? !
"That's not bad." With a look of appreciation, she turned to her daughter-in-law and said, "Look at you, you're not even as young as her."
"Mom, don't talk about this." The proprietress said awkwardly, and then turned around and left with the excuse that she was going to collect money.
"Come on, what do you want to ask?" The old woman slowly folded
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