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…He's about to be sent out again.
More dense fog slowly condensed around Hailan. The thick dense fog seemed to block the entire sky, and even started to roll strangely, catching the thin fog and began to 'eat' it.
Misty quickly backed away in a humane manner, which Mi Duomi described as a sense of fleeing...
Hailan is not satisfied yet, he is not the kind of fish who is ready to accept...Fish, at this time the dense fog has surrounded hundreds of meters in radius, the fog is getting more and more, and the accumulation is like covering the whole world. Everything is swallowed up, and the visibility is less than one meter.
At this time, the temperature suddenly dropped, and the dense fog formed small clouds, soft like cotton candy, but the 'cotton candy' was faintly entwined with lightning, and lightning flashed faintly among the clouds.
There were more and more lightning bolts, and finally struck in one direction together──
These changes seem to be complex, but they formed in just three or four seconds, so fast that Mi Duomi blinked a few times, and saw the thick fog in front of him disperse, and the lightening split the mist away .
...a bit brutal.
The dense fog around him began to dissipate, and the road looked the same as before. If I had to say it, it felt a little more real. Mi Duomi could even hear the shaking of the leaves when the cold wind blows.
He finally realized that something was wrong. The road before was too quiet and ordinary, almost like a static picture, without any sense of movement.
"Is it okay now?" Midomi looked suspiciously left and right: "It looks similar..."
"Trash." Hailan looked at him with contempt.
"..." Why did you start to get crazy again?Can we get along well?
Mi Duomi took out a lollipop: "Would you like to try the cola flavor?"
Hailan snorted, grabbed the lollipop with one hand, unpacked it and put it in her mouth, she felt a little happier.
Ingratiating skills get√
Soothing Hailan with food, Mi Duomi ran towards the foot of the mountain in one go.
This time there was no mist to hinder his steps, allowing him to go to the foot of the mountain smoothly.
It's just that Baixian Mountain is so big, where is he going to find monsters?
According to the logic of TV series (
The monster must be watching them at this very moment!
Mi Duomi took out the gasoline and lighter, and began to shout around like a madman: "Hey, if you don't come out, I will burn your mountain down! Do you see that powerful demon next to me? He will kill you in minutes. The mountain has been lifted, why don't you come out and wait to become a braised monster? Hey, we are not as friendly as before!"
Hailan remained silent, and did not stop Mi Duomi from pretending to be a tiger.
Mi Duomi finished calling all four directions, and the surrounding area was still quiet, as if laughing at his idiot.
Hailan sat on the rock, holding her chin and biting a lollipop, and it all depended on how this human being would end up.
Mi Duomi really planned to set fire to the mountain, but the authorities didn't say it couldn't be burned. That monster is so stubborn that he can't help it if he plans to stick to the mountain. He is just an ordinary human being, and he uses the most ordinary methods to solve things.
──Whether the method of burning mountains is common or not, it is a matter of opinion.
Before that, Mi Duomi poured some water on himself, thinking that if the wind direction was wrong, he would not burn him when he planned to burn the mountain. Then he opened the gasoline cap, intending to pour gasoline around and burn him.
The smell of gasoline was not pleasant, Hailan continued to sit aside and eat his candy indifferently, ignoring Mi Duomi's plan to destroy the forest.
Just as Mi Duomi was about to pour gasoline on a tree, there was an exasperated voice in the sky──
"Young man—wait a minute—"
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☆, bake and eat
Mi Duomi waited for a long time, but did not wait for the next sentence.
He twitched the corners of his mouth and said to Hailan, "This...is a demon?"
"Yes." Hailan bit the lollipop, and raised his eyelids a little bit. From the beginning of the mist, he felt the ghostly aura, and couldn't help but look forward to putting it on the grill. Come and eat delicious...
──Is this kind of thinking really good?Comrade Hailan==
Well, Mi Duomi et al.
I don't know how long I waited, the phone had been played until it was almost out of battery, and Mi Duomi felt a momentum approaching.
That's right, it's an aura.
This was an indescribable feeling, he couldn't help standing up and moving a few times, feeling restless, only when he was close to Hailan's side, the restlessness in his heart could be suppressed.
"Get out." Hailan said disgustedly.
"Do you feel... that the atmosphere is not quite right?" Midomi looked left and right suspiciously, and whispered mysteriously on Hailan's shoulder: "It seems like the atmosphere in the movie when a ghost is about to appear..."
Hai Lan kicked him away, showing a disgusted expression, and patted his shoulder, as if he had been stained with something dirty.
Mi Duomi fell to the ground and raised his middle finger at him—damn, this strange fish!
No matter how many times Hailan kicked him away, he used his cheeky spirit to cling to Hailan's side, until the nearby grass was rustling, and he jumped behind Hailan even more vigilantly...
=_=So it is true that a poor Taoist will never die as a fellow Taoist.
Hailan also looked at the commotion with longing eyes, quickly took out a few parts from his pocket, and put them together...
A simple grill.
"...What are you doing?" Midomi couldn't help asking.
Hailan took out the chili powder, looked at Mi Duomi with white eyes, and said very confidently: "Lunch, eat!"
...I'm really going to roast 'Laiyao' ah orz
After Hailan placed the seasonings, she stretched her waist, and suddenly shot a bolt of lightning out of thin air, hitting the grass, and then retracted her hand, and there were many turtles in her hand.
……turtle? !
"Uh, this is..." Midomi thought about how to express it.
Hailan was straightforward, put Mr. Turtle on the grill, then took out a piece of red and blue spar, put it under the grill, and sprinkled chili powder on it.
"How can this be so?" The tortoise struggled vigorously, and said angrily, "I am an immortal on this mountain, it is your good fortune to talk to you, are you against me?! Let go quickly, I can still talk to you !"
...He didn't intend to talk to you... Mi Duomi silently lit a candle for the turtle.
As soon as the red side of the almost red and blue crystal was turned upside down, a burst of flames spewed out, immediately burning the tortoise loudly, its limbs and head shrank into the shell, Mi Duomi could still hear him coming out of the shell. An exasperated voice: "Everyone who dares to dare will be punished by heaven!"
Duomi doesn't know whether to condemn it or not, he only knows that Hailan's desire to eat roasted turtles is quite strong...
Mi Duomi looked at the sky and said doglegly, "I'm going to buy you food, this isn't enough for you."
Hailan readily agrees.
It only took more than an hour to go back and forth once, and when I came back with my and Hailan's lunch, I saw Hailan staring at the grill and wrinkling her head.
"Ready?" Mi Duomi put down the plastic bag and squatted aside to stare at it together.
"No," Hailan complained unhappily, "Why is the turtle's shell so thick!"
The tortoise fairy in the shell really wanted to say: Blame me?
"Then let's have lunch first. I also specially ordered a boiled fish and mapo tofu for you in the restaurant. Eat and see." Mi Duomi graciously helped him arrange it.
Hailan stopped staring at the tortoise, anyway, it was placed on the grill, surrounded by the electric current he arranged, and it was a strange thing to be able to escape while being roasted by the flames.
After several months of training, Hailan finally won't twitch her body after taking a bite of spicy food, but she will subconsciously stick out her tongue to dissipate the hot feeling when she eats too fast.
Mi Duomi doesn't like spicy food very much, so he just ordered a slightly spicy lunch for himself.
The two finished their lunch around the tortoise with piercing eyes. When it was almost sunset, the tortoise was still a tortoise and hadn't matured =_=
"Kill it." Hailan said gloomyly. Originally, he thought that Yanhuo could roast this tortoise... Roasted to death and roasted after killing it, it was dead anyway, so why did he bother.
It turned out that the shell of this tortoise, which had lived for an unknown period of time, was thicker than he had imagined.
"Wait!" The tortoise could no longer pretend to be dead, and quickly shouted angrily, "I have something to talk about!"
"There's nothing to talk about!" Hailan snorted coldly, and immediately planned to open the turtle's shell before roasting it!
"Here." Midomi stretched out a skewer of grilled chicken to Hailan's eyes.
Hailan's sight shifted unconsciously.
"This tortoise doesn't look like much meat, and it might not taste good after roasting... Why don't you let him go first, let me talk to him, and kill him if we can't agree?" Mi Duomi took the opportunity to suggest.
"This is not his real body, his real body is bigger than now." Hai Lan snorted: "...It must be enough for dinner..."
Person in charge? !The tortoise in the shell resentfully tugged at the iron wire underneath, and was so hot that it retracted its hands again.
Oh, so it's not the real body, the real body is so big... He said why Hailan is so eager for a turtle that is only the size of a palm, and the turtle may not be able to take a few mouthfuls of meat after it is cooked.
"Listen to me first!!" Midomi took out another three skewers of yakitori.
Hailan was obedient, obediently took away Yanjing and Mi Duomi's plastic bag, and sat beside her eating chicken skewers.
The only thought in my heart is: =v= I really want to take this stall owner home, why is his grilled chicken skewers so delicious! !
"Can we have a good talk now?" Midomi squatted leisurely next to the grill, threatening: "Otherwise I will die for you next time."
He's always been good at talking, isn't he good at talking?Did they give him a chance to talk?Gui Daxian hid in the shell, almost shed tears of sadness.
Don't bring such a bully tortoise...
"You see me as a mortal, what do you want to discuss with me?" Gui Daxian's calm voice sounded from the shell, half protesting half angry, said: "My shell is made of the essence of the sun and the moon, not hell If you think that my tolerance is due to my incompetence, you are wrong! In fact, I disdain it! Now I can remember that God has the virtue of good life, and I will give you another chance! I hope you will do it! "
Who are you kidding, if you always have the ability to run, why don't you run out of sight?It is obviously that the skill points are added wrongly, all of them are added to the physical aspect, the resistance to beating is the resistance to beating, and there is no ability to actually hit people and escape. In game terms, it is just a blood cow.
Mi Duomi is not worried, no matter how hard the turtle shell is, it will not be able to withstand it for a day, and with such useless abilities, it will be roasted by Hailan every minute.
So he turned his head, calmly said to Hai Lan, "Kill it."
"You──" Gui Daxian couldn't help sticking out his head, accusing: "You are immoral!"
"Yeah, I'm not righteous, see you in the next life." Midomi said casually, as long as this matter is resolved, the authorities don't care whether he is killed or persuaded.
Immortal Gui saw that this human being had no sympathy, and the strange and powerful monster in the distance showed longing eyes, and immediately changed his attitude wisely, the whole turtle softened: "You are an envoy of the imperial court, what do you want?"
"To be honest, this mountain needs to be developed. I want you to move a nest so that others can come and develop this place."
"This is my home. I carried it from outside the pass. It's a fairy mountain. I won't leave!" said the tortoise angrily.
Seeing the angry, unhappy, and indignant expressions on that tortoise's face, Mi Duomi felt that she was pretty good.
"Hey, but that's the order from above...can't you live in another place? This is only a mountain, right?" Mi Duomi asked suspiciously.
"This mountain is formed by the accumulation of stones that fell from the sky since the beginning of the world. How can it be an ordinary thing!" The turtle gave Mi Duomi a white look.
Mi Duomi was a little shocked, is it scientific for the turtle to be so humane?
But he thinks it's not very human for people to move their houses...
It's just... the order is hard to resist.
"How about this, you collect the meteorites you like, and then move to another house, isn't it that every plant and tree here comes from the sky?" Mi Duomi said in a persuasive way: "Look at how many dials have been sent by the superiors now. People are coming, although I am not the first group, nor the last group, do you have the heart to become a nail household and be harassed all the time? We are all kind, and the others may kill you as soon as they come, and eliminate harm for the people And now sealing it is not the solution, gradually humans will have more curiosity, you don’t know how far the outside world has developed, right? Now spells are not powerful, the most powerful are those human weapons... Tsk tsk, a□ □Let’s level up a continent, how many times do you think this hill of yours can withstand? There are also nuclear bombs, let alone more powerful weapons..."
──Others are doing things outside at most. As soon as you come, you put them on the grill. Is it really kinder? =_=
The tortoise was a little shaken, and he didn't want a bunch of inexplicable people outside his house!Originally, he thought that he would scare the human beings away just by pretending to be a ghost, but in the end, he had nowhere to go, so he could only nest in his own turtle hole, setting up illusions to deceive those human beings...
And the weapon in the human mouth sounds terrible, blowing up a continent? !Then his tortoise shell really...can't resist a few times...
Has humanity developed to this point now?
He subconsciously looked at his only 'companion'── Hailan who was also a monster.
Hailan grinned at him with thick white teeth, expressing that she has not given up on eating turtles.
The author has something to say: The unhappy Hailan's tail smashed half of the foot of the mountain...
Midomi would also like to praise that the shooting is artistic enough──
~__~ This husband and wife duo is not going to get better, really
☆, with a souvenir
There is only one condition for Mi Duomi, that is, Gui Daxian has to move away. After all, this mountain said it will be developed, and no one knows how far it will be developed. He comes over.
So it's better to make a quick decision.
Gui Daxian disagreed. He said that he carried the mountain on his back, and it took a lot of effort. If he wanted to go, it would be a human journey, and he would move the place to build something.
Mi Duomi raised his head silently: such a big mountain, how big is the prototype of Gui Daxian...
"The task I received is that you need to leave for a while... We can negotiate terms within a reasonable range."
"I've been here for many years, so there's no need to talk about it!" Gui Daxian was very firm. He felt that this mountain was very suitable for him to sleep...and practice, so he would not give up the place no matter what.
"Fix the meat. I'll do it for the owner of Qian's barbecue stall later. I'll also try the taste of this monster's meat." Mi Duomi lost all patience and yelled towards the sea.
Let the owner of the barbecue stall make delicious turtle meat? !This can have!Hailan's eyes were shining, and she couldn't wait to slaughter the turtle for meat.
"Wait ─ ─!!" Gui Daxian was in such a hurry at this time, he couldn't beat this weird monster in front of him, no matter how hard he was, he couldn't resist his lightning strike.
"We still need to find a place...if it's too big to overwhelm us." Midomi thought for a while and suggested.
"It's you." Hai Lan separated the relationship.
"Okay, it's okay if I don't use it...I've never seen anyone care as much as you do." Midomi clicked her tongue.
"I'm moving! I'm moving!" Gui Daxian yelled anxiously, and the tortoise stretched out long, and shouted at Mi Duomi: "I would like to go far away from here!"
"Forget it, what if you hate me and want revenge?" Mi Duomi didn't have much kindness, and spread his hands coldly: "Death early and rebirth early, ah, it's a good journey."
"My meat doesn't taste good! It's very hard!" The tortoise got up in a hurry and didn't insist on words, and said directly: "Even if you kill me, how can ordinary fire be able to cook me?"
When he heard that it was not tasty, Hailan's face was a little cold, but he still had a little hope: "Then burn it with fire!"
Gui Daxian was choked for a moment, and raised the condition again: "I have one thing, which is obtained from the ancient Xuanxian. This ring transforms the world's possessions. There are several extinct things in the ancient times. I can't eat it, and I will give it to you." Yi Ye!"
Hai Lan froze for a moment, then said disdainfully, "I don't know if the things stored in it are good or not, so what's the use of coming here."
"Meat is beneficial to practice. I believe it is a fresh food for you. Turtle meat is not rare. If you want to eat it, it is easy!" Seeing that there is something to be done, the Great Immortal Turtle immediately continued to persuade.
... what did he see?Looking forward, this tortoise has 'sold out' other tortoises for its own survival...==|||
──For demon cultivators or human cultivators, they actually regard themselves as another species. Humans/monsters who have been enlightened or formed alchemy will not consider themselves companions, and they can eat as much as they like ...
"Take a look." Hai Lan is not easy to deceive, folded her arms around her chest, looked down at him and said, "Don't play tricks, or I will kill you."
"...It will take a long time for me to climb over, just wait for me." The tortoise slowly lifted its limbs and crawled forward. It was really as he said, very slow. Mi Duomi squatted and watched him walk for 1 minute, but also Not out of his line of sight, I don't know how long it will take to walk to his lair, I won't wait until I fall asleep...
"Don't you know how to transfer?" Hailan frowned, "You monsters must have some tricks." Waste monsters like single-handed swords can also order speed travel.
"...I have been sleeping deeply for hundreds of years, and I have never practiced other psychic powers." Gui Daxian said shamelessly, otherwise he would not have been blocked by Hai Lan and surrendered. He really loves to sleep and spent hundreds of years They all fell asleep, but their cultivation has increased a lot, but the methods are still so childish.
"You're useless." Hailan commented pertinently, then picked up the turtle: "Let's go, let's see how many things you have."
=口= I meant to give you an ancient ring, but I didn’t say to give you all the other treasures! ──Gui Daxian shouted in his heart.
Gui Daxian deeply felt that he had to practice hard, you see, he was kicked by someone accidentally, even hundreds of years ago, he had never been so useless, and the power of this strange fish is also really strange, never I have seen such a strange way of power operation.He knows that there are a group of sharks living in the deep sea, but as far as he knows, the sharks don't know how to use lightning to strike turtles... But the strength of their own hands is a bit like those powerful sharks.
Hailan turned her head: "Hey, go back and buy dinner, I'm hungry."
"Okay." Mi Duomi patted the dirt on his body. He didn't want to wait for Hailan in this deep mountain, so he went directly to find food. He wanted to buy some delicious specialties for his family. It was rare to take a public trip.
Mi Duomi went down the mountain easily with his luggage on his back, and they didn't go far in all. In fact, they just waited at the foot of the mountain, and the turtle ran out.
When he came out, he saw two JCs guarding the intersection. They were not the two in the morning, but Mi Duomi still greeted them.
JC gave Mi Duomi a vigilant look, and after confirming Mi Duomi's identity through the walkie-talkie, he smiled relaxedly and said, "It looks like it's settled?"
"It's done." Midomi didn't want to say more, and smiled: "I'm hungry after a day of work, goodbye."
"Isn't there another one? Another...?" JC asked hesitantly, "Do you need help?"
"No, no, he's a bit late... Oh, I don't know if you'll see him, anyway, he's fine, he's fine." Mi Duomi changed his tone when he thought of Hai Lan's self-indulgence when he was in the police station.
"That's good, we'll take care of the funeral, thank you."
"No hard work haha, serve the people!" Mi Duomi gave an informal military salute, bouncing around and getting ready to buy dinner.
Mi Duomi searched on the Internet with her mobile phone, and found that it is better to go shopping there. Although the terrain is more complicated, she went to the pedestrian street to buy souvenirs after tossing around.
I bought some things in a mess, and when Midomi returned to the hotel, Hailan was already nestled in her own pool with a disgusted look on her face.
"What's wrong? Are you sick?" Midomi asked nervously. A pile of plastic bags were placed on the table in the hotel, and she hurriedly asked, "Are you injured?"
"Hungry." Hailan tilted her head, her dark blue eyes stared blankly at Midomi, causing someone to feel pain in her heart.
QAQ looks so obedient and cute──Of course Midomi knows it's an illusion.
"I bought something to eat, let's eat together." Mi Duomi ran to find the dinner in small steps, and was stirred up on the way, almost lying on the street.
He looked down and asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"
Gui Daxian said angrily: "My shelter is gone, and all my things have been taken away by your companions. Where do you want me to go?!"
"...Oh." Midomi jumped over the turtle with a small leap, and graciously arranged dinner for Hailan by the pool.
Dinner is Kung Pao Chicken, Braised Beef, Drool Chicken and Hai Lan's favorite barbecue.
Served with white rice, Hailan's mood became much happier.
"You ignore me!!!" Gui Daxian was extremely angry, it's fine if he can't beat that strange fish, even humans dare to ignore him!
"Okay, I'll help you talk to the authorities about compensation, and find you a place to live." Midomi comforted, and then said very ruthlessly: "I think you'll be fine after sleeping for hundreds of years, so it's just a matter of time." It's time for dinner, I didn't buy you a meal, so don't come over to eat."
"..." Gui Daxian was heartbroken.
Hailan agrees very much, all the food is from him, so don't waste the food for the inedible tortoise.
Mi Duomi ate three bowls of rice in a row before he was full. I don't know why he eats a lot recently, but he didn't feel fat after eating, so he just thought about it and let go.
Now the salary in the research institute is good, and he spends all day eating, drinking, and playing at Hailan's place. He doesn't need to spend any money at all, he saves it all, and sends money to his family when he is free, causing his mother to call and cry with him for hours, bluntly saying he's grown up...and sending the money back untouched =_=
Hailan's stomach didn't know how to grow. After eating everything, he dug out the souvenirs bought by Mi Duomi and ate them with relish. He lay down by the pool and looked at the sparks in the sky outside the window. He turned around and asked, "Ah, let's go Buy more and go back."
"Huh? Buy too much and we can't take it." Mi Duomi refused.
"There is mustard space." Hailan threw a simple silver iron ring to Mi Duomi.
"This is the legendary space ring!!!" Midomi held him in his arms and shouted, "My God! I can actually see this legendary thing in my lifetime!"
"Add more decorations." Hailan doesn't have much interest in anything other than eating.
Gui Daxian nestled aside, watching his collection being thrown around, he was so sad that he was on the verge of tears.
With this thing, Mi Duomi can buy it freely.
*
It was a rare day for him to come to the institute alone, wearing glasses, leisurely basking in the sunlight, and half-closed his eyes lazily.
Suddenly the door of the institute opened, he raised his eyes, and saw Midomi and Hailan walking in.
"The matter is resolved? It's pretty fast." Shandao said with a smile.
"Here." Midomi held a turtle tightly bound by aquatic plants and handed it to him.
"This……?"
"Souvenir!" Midomi grinned a mouthful of white teeth, and said confidently, "Send it to you!"
"..." The corner of Shan Dao's mouth couldn't help twitching several times: "You gave me a monster?!" Don't think he can't smell that monster smell, how did this kid's brain grow? ? ? ?The brain circuit is always very strange.
"Ah, you're welcome." Midomi stuffed the turtle into his arms, pulled out a binder, and planned to send the mission.
Yaoyao blind date, let the director take care of the life of the demon.
"I am..." Gui Daxian was about to introduce himself eloquently, but he was thrown aside in disinterest, and even silenced his voice with a magic spell, making him look around in a small place anxiously.
Shan Dao turned to Hai Lan and said, "Hey, Xi Ke, why are you here today?"
"I need you." Hai Lan sat down directly and said lightly, "About... that human being."
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☆, I have a temper
Mi Domi hummed and sent the files to the archives room.
This time he will never, never write any report again!no way!
"Please," the girl in the file room clasped her hands together and looked at him pitifully, "Last time the leader praised me for doing a good job... If you don't write anything this time, the leader will be very upset!"
"...What does it matter to me that your leader is unhappy?"
"Because you refused to write the report." The girl looked pitiful.
"Don't write, I won't write!" Mi Duomi curled her lips: "After I wrote it last time, it made me miserable!"
"Why are the 'people' in your research lab like this!" Seeing that Mi Duomi is so talkative, the girl couldn't help but become bolder: "Every time the report is either blank or ghostly drawn... It can't be archived at all!"
"Create by yourself..." Midomi choked out this sentence.
──This sentence sounds familiar.
"No, you go back and write. It doesn't matter if you write for a long time. I won't call you to rush you." The girl pushed the binder in front of Mi Duomi.
"……Do not write."
The same mistake will not be made twice.
"Then I won't accept it either." The girl snorted and said, turning her head.
...Wait, you are bullying the same kind, what are you doing QAQ
Do you dare to say that if the monster comes over instead!
"I'll hand it in after I finish it. If I don't write it, I'll call you every 15 minutes! Anyway, it's busy here!"
"...Girl, call me so many times I'll think you want to pick me up."
"If you want to soak, you can, hand in the report!"
"..."
Midomi lost.
Back at the research institute, as soon as the door was opened, Shan Dao and Hai Lan were relatively silent. If they didn't know, they would have thought that the relationship between the two was very harmonious.
When Shandao saw him, he frowned and calmed down, then smiled and said, "Speaking of which, Mi Xiaomi has been in the institute for so long and has never had a physical examination. Today, when you have free time, why don't you go for a physical examination?"
"..." Midomi looked at him silently.
Single knife still keeps smiling.
"...Do I look stupid?" This excuse is too bad to bear to look at.
"Why do you say that about yourself?" Shan Dao smiled and said, "Let's go."
"I am pure human QAQ, human!" Midomi wanted to cry.
"I didn't say you weren't, just take a look at what's going on, and let's just satisfy the old man's curiosity." Shan Dao said without changing his face.
"I refuse." Midomi doesn't want to be used as an experiment...does he not watch a movie?
"After the test... I'll teach you spells, okay?" The single-handed man put his hands on his chin in a steeple shape, and the way he tilted his head looked a bit cute.
Mi Duomi agreed with no promise, he also wanted to become so powerful...Superman!
Hey...it hurts.Mi Duomi covered the top of her head, staring at Shandao.
"It's not a superman, it's a demon." Shan Dao smiled and retracted his hand.
"It's so stupid no matter how you teach it." Hai Lan mocked.
"No personal attacks!!"
He stared at him alone: "What are you doing here?"
"In case he is so stupid." Hai Lan said bluntly.
Mi Duomi puffed her cheeks, but still didn't speak...Compared to Hai Lan, he was more afraid of this uncertain director. Although she smiled, Mi Duomi held grudges, and he was responsible for all the bad luck... And Hai Lan... At least Hai Lan only attacks with his mouth, and he still loves him very much.
──Mi Duomi selectively forgot that he almost died in Hailan's hands, and the so-called love made up by his brain is all about him using food to lure people, okay?
Apparently, Mi Duomi thought too badly of the director, so he didn't plan to do anything to him alone. He took blood and took a set of films, and then asked him to wait.
The conclusion is that the blood is very standard, and there is nothing wrong with the body, except that there is a small belly button, and everything else is fine.
Mi Duomi stared at the doctor, there is a small belly button to blame you! !
"I said, the smell of his blood is human...but it's very strange." Hailan, who was leaning on the door frame, came over, grabbed Midomi's face and pulled it out, and said disgustedly, "I don't know if it's a fake."
"...Even if you are replaced, you can't fool your old eyes." Midomi said doggedly.
Hailan's hair was smoothed, let go of his face, pinched his fingers and wiped back and forth on his clothes, raised his chin proudly: "Useless wood."
... Another personal attack.
"I don't see any difference from ordinary people, why don't you give me some blood to try?" The doctor's glasses reflected the sunlight, and his eyes were full of anticipation: "If there is a comparison... I believe it will soon Find out what's wrong."
"Hehe." Picking up Mi Duomi single-handedly: "Since there is nothing else, we won't bother you, let's go, Mi Xiaomi."
"Everyone says I'm human!!" Midomi puffed out her chest, proudly: "Don't underestimate human beings, okay? Haven't you heard that human potential is infinite?"
"No, I only know that the magic of monsters is not the same system as that of humans. As a human being, it is very strange that you can learn it." Shandao shook Midomi with his hand a few times: "I am more and more interested in you .”
……Never……
Mi Duomi turned his head to look at Hailan with tears in his eyes, hoping that the raised fish could save him from the dire straits!
Hailan turned her head away, with disdain on the corner of her mouth.
"Drool Chicken!!! Mapo Tofu!! Hot Pot!! Malatang! Boiled Fish!!!"
Hailan snatched him back.
Shandao said with a half-smile: "Don't you hate humans very much? Leave this to me? I'm a little interested in him."
"Go away, what right do you have to talk to me?"
Mi Duomi felt strangely balanced psychologically, this fish's arrogance disease is indiscriminate attack.
Shandao glanced at Mi Duomi, and said: "If you want to learn something, you can find me in the research institute tomorrow."
...To find or not to find?this is a problem……
Mi Duomi picked up Hailan and asked eagerly: "I'll cook hot pot for you tomorrow, will you accompany me back to the research institute?"
Hailan kicked him away.
Midomi flew into the door of the doctor just now, the doctor opened the door, Toto glasses, and asked solemnly: "Do you need to do a full body check again? I think your ribs should be cracked."
Midomi was terrified, and the whole person was in a bad mood: "Really?! It's so serious! I want to do it, I will do it!"
"Okay, go to the first floor and pay the money before going to the third floor to take pictures." The doctor slammed the door shut.
"..."
Midomi raised her middle finger towards the door.
Is there any more similar love! !
In the end, Mi Duomi touched his chest, but still didn't pay the money... Probably because he got used to being slapped/kicked, at first he felt pain all over his body, but now that he was kicked, he only felt that his clothes were dirty =_=| ||
However, he had to abduct this fish to the research institute no matter what. He felt that the safety of his life was threatened.
*
Shan Cai crossed his hands in front of his chest, put his feet on the table and shook, and said casually: "What have you learned, let me take a look."
"Just... one kind..." Mi Duomi blushed a little.
"Oh?" There is no doubt about it: "One kind is one kind."
"I need to prepare." Mi Duomi ran to a corner to fill a glass of water, then put it in front of Shandao, and stared vigorously──
The water shook slightly, Mi Duomi exhaled and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"..." Single sword.
"Are you planning to drown bacteria or microbes?" Shan Dao withdrew his long legs, his eyes clearly revealing—"Do you think I'm a SB?"
Mi Duomi is very sincere: "I believe that I can just practice."
"You can't do it for hundreds of years." Shan Dao waved his hand indifferently: "Go away."
"Damn it, it's good teaching!"
"Stupid."
"You don't care if I'm stupid or not, at most I'll go home and practice, teach me!! Master!!" Mi Duomi hugged the single-handed waist tightly: "At least I can still have a little water!!! I'll do it after practicing !!"
"Aren't you going to take your people away?" Single-handedly pointing at Midomi, he said to Hailan.
Hailan glanced at him indifferently, then turned around and walked towards Dachi—he was going to sleep there.
In the end, I had no choice but to teach him.
Seeing that he can move the water, teach him how to change the density of the water and make the water sticky. In principle, it can be used to trap enemies, and Midomi can probably be used to trap flies ==
But Mi Duomi already feels very satisfied. Half a year ago, these things were like heavenly scriptures, and ordinary people couldn't see them. Now he can splash and shake water, which is already a superpower, isn't it! !
After learning several changes, Mido
More dense fog slowly condensed around Hailan. The thick dense fog seemed to block the entire sky, and even started to roll strangely, catching the thin fog and began to 'eat' it.
Misty quickly backed away in a humane manner, which Mi Duomi described as a sense of fleeing...
Hailan is not satisfied yet, he is not the kind of fish who is ready to accept...Fish, at this time the dense fog has surrounded hundreds of meters in radius, the fog is getting more and more, and the accumulation is like covering the whole world. Everything is swallowed up, and the visibility is less than one meter.
At this time, the temperature suddenly dropped, and the dense fog formed small clouds, soft like cotton candy, but the 'cotton candy' was faintly entwined with lightning, and lightning flashed faintly among the clouds.
There were more and more lightning bolts, and finally struck in one direction together──
These changes seem to be complex, but they formed in just three or four seconds, so fast that Mi Duomi blinked a few times, and saw the thick fog in front of him disperse, and the lightening split the mist away .
...a bit brutal.
The dense fog around him began to dissipate, and the road looked the same as before. If I had to say it, it felt a little more real. Mi Duomi could even hear the shaking of the leaves when the cold wind blows.
He finally realized that something was wrong. The road before was too quiet and ordinary, almost like a static picture, without any sense of movement.
"Is it okay now?" Midomi looked suspiciously left and right: "It looks similar..."
"Trash." Hailan looked at him with contempt.
"..." Why did you start to get crazy again?Can we get along well?
Mi Duomi took out a lollipop: "Would you like to try the cola flavor?"
Hailan snorted, grabbed the lollipop with one hand, unpacked it and put it in her mouth, she felt a little happier.
Ingratiating skills get√
Soothing Hailan with food, Mi Duomi ran towards the foot of the mountain in one go.
This time there was no mist to hinder his steps, allowing him to go to the foot of the mountain smoothly.
It's just that Baixian Mountain is so big, where is he going to find monsters?
According to the logic of TV series (
The monster must be watching them at this very moment!
Mi Duomi took out the gasoline and lighter, and began to shout around like a madman: "Hey, if you don't come out, I will burn your mountain down! Do you see that powerful demon next to me? He will kill you in minutes. The mountain has been lifted, why don't you come out and wait to become a braised monster? Hey, we are not as friendly as before!"
Hailan remained silent, and did not stop Mi Duomi from pretending to be a tiger.
Mi Duomi finished calling all four directions, and the surrounding area was still quiet, as if laughing at his idiot.
Hailan sat on the rock, holding her chin and biting a lollipop, and it all depended on how this human being would end up.
Mi Duomi really planned to set fire to the mountain, but the authorities didn't say it couldn't be burned. That monster is so stubborn that he can't help it if he plans to stick to the mountain. He is just an ordinary human being, and he uses the most ordinary methods to solve things.
──Whether the method of burning mountains is common or not, it is a matter of opinion.
Before that, Mi Duomi poured some water on himself, thinking that if the wind direction was wrong, he would not burn him when he planned to burn the mountain. Then he opened the gasoline cap, intending to pour gasoline around and burn him.
The smell of gasoline was not pleasant, Hailan continued to sit aside and eat his candy indifferently, ignoring Mi Duomi's plan to destroy the forest.
Just as Mi Duomi was about to pour gasoline on a tree, there was an exasperated voice in the sky──
"Young man—wait a minute—"
The author has something to say:
☆, bake and eat
Mi Duomi waited for a long time, but did not wait for the next sentence.
He twitched the corners of his mouth and said to Hailan, "This...is a demon?"
"Yes." Hailan bit the lollipop, and raised his eyelids a little bit. From the beginning of the mist, he felt the ghostly aura, and couldn't help but look forward to putting it on the grill. Come and eat delicious...
──Is this kind of thinking really good?Comrade Hailan==
Well, Mi Duomi et al.
I don't know how long I waited, the phone had been played until it was almost out of battery, and Mi Duomi felt a momentum approaching.
That's right, it's an aura.
This was an indescribable feeling, he couldn't help standing up and moving a few times, feeling restless, only when he was close to Hailan's side, the restlessness in his heart could be suppressed.
"Get out." Hailan said disgustedly.
"Do you feel... that the atmosphere is not quite right?" Midomi looked left and right suspiciously, and whispered mysteriously on Hailan's shoulder: "It seems like the atmosphere in the movie when a ghost is about to appear..."
Hai Lan kicked him away, showing a disgusted expression, and patted his shoulder, as if he had been stained with something dirty.
Mi Duomi fell to the ground and raised his middle finger at him—damn, this strange fish!
No matter how many times Hailan kicked him away, he used his cheeky spirit to cling to Hailan's side, until the nearby grass was rustling, and he jumped behind Hailan even more vigilantly...
=_=So it is true that a poor Taoist will never die as a fellow Taoist.
Hailan also looked at the commotion with longing eyes, quickly took out a few parts from his pocket, and put them together...
A simple grill.
"...What are you doing?" Midomi couldn't help asking.
Hailan took out the chili powder, looked at Mi Duomi with white eyes, and said very confidently: "Lunch, eat!"
...I'm really going to roast 'Laiyao' ah orz
After Hailan placed the seasonings, she stretched her waist, and suddenly shot a bolt of lightning out of thin air, hitting the grass, and then retracted her hand, and there were many turtles in her hand.
……turtle? !
"Uh, this is..." Midomi thought about how to express it.
Hailan was straightforward, put Mr. Turtle on the grill, then took out a piece of red and blue spar, put it under the grill, and sprinkled chili powder on it.
"How can this be so?" The tortoise struggled vigorously, and said angrily, "I am an immortal on this mountain, it is your good fortune to talk to you, are you against me?! Let go quickly, I can still talk to you !"
...He didn't intend to talk to you... Mi Duomi silently lit a candle for the turtle.
As soon as the red side of the almost red and blue crystal was turned upside down, a burst of flames spewed out, immediately burning the tortoise loudly, its limbs and head shrank into the shell, Mi Duomi could still hear him coming out of the shell. An exasperated voice: "Everyone who dares to dare will be punished by heaven!"
Duomi doesn't know whether to condemn it or not, he only knows that Hailan's desire to eat roasted turtles is quite strong...
Mi Duomi looked at the sky and said doglegly, "I'm going to buy you food, this isn't enough for you."
Hailan readily agrees.
It only took more than an hour to go back and forth once, and when I came back with my and Hailan's lunch, I saw Hailan staring at the grill and wrinkling her head.
"Ready?" Mi Duomi put down the plastic bag and squatted aside to stare at it together.
"No," Hailan complained unhappily, "Why is the turtle's shell so thick!"
The tortoise fairy in the shell really wanted to say: Blame me?
"Then let's have lunch first. I also specially ordered a boiled fish and mapo tofu for you in the restaurant. Eat and see." Mi Duomi graciously helped him arrange it.
Hailan stopped staring at the tortoise, anyway, it was placed on the grill, surrounded by the electric current he arranged, and it was a strange thing to be able to escape while being roasted by the flames.
After several months of training, Hailan finally won't twitch her body after taking a bite of spicy food, but she will subconsciously stick out her tongue to dissipate the hot feeling when she eats too fast.
Mi Duomi doesn't like spicy food very much, so he just ordered a slightly spicy lunch for himself.
The two finished their lunch around the tortoise with piercing eyes. When it was almost sunset, the tortoise was still a tortoise and hadn't matured =_=
"Kill it." Hailan said gloomyly. Originally, he thought that Yanhuo could roast this tortoise... Roasted to death and roasted after killing it, it was dead anyway, so why did he bother.
It turned out that the shell of this tortoise, which had lived for an unknown period of time, was thicker than he had imagined.
"Wait!" The tortoise could no longer pretend to be dead, and quickly shouted angrily, "I have something to talk about!"
"There's nothing to talk about!" Hailan snorted coldly, and immediately planned to open the turtle's shell before roasting it!
"Here." Midomi stretched out a skewer of grilled chicken to Hailan's eyes.
Hailan's sight shifted unconsciously.
"This tortoise doesn't look like much meat, and it might not taste good after roasting... Why don't you let him go first, let me talk to him, and kill him if we can't agree?" Mi Duomi took the opportunity to suggest.
"This is not his real body, his real body is bigger than now." Hai Lan snorted: "...It must be enough for dinner..."
Person in charge? !The tortoise in the shell resentfully tugged at the iron wire underneath, and was so hot that it retracted its hands again.
Oh, so it's not the real body, the real body is so big... He said why Hailan is so eager for a turtle that is only the size of a palm, and the turtle may not be able to take a few mouthfuls of meat after it is cooked.
"Listen to me first!!" Midomi took out another three skewers of yakitori.
Hailan was obedient, obediently took away Yanjing and Mi Duomi's plastic bag, and sat beside her eating chicken skewers.
The only thought in my heart is: =v= I really want to take this stall owner home, why is his grilled chicken skewers so delicious! !
"Can we have a good talk now?" Midomi squatted leisurely next to the grill, threatening: "Otherwise I will die for you next time."
He's always been good at talking, isn't he good at talking?Did they give him a chance to talk?Gui Daxian hid in the shell, almost shed tears of sadness.
Don't bring such a bully tortoise...
"You see me as a mortal, what do you want to discuss with me?" Gui Daxian's calm voice sounded from the shell, half protesting half angry, said: "My shell is made of the essence of the sun and the moon, not hell If you think that my tolerance is due to my incompetence, you are wrong! In fact, I disdain it! Now I can remember that God has the virtue of good life, and I will give you another chance! I hope you will do it! "
Who are you kidding, if you always have the ability to run, why don't you run out of sight?It is obviously that the skill points are added wrongly, all of them are added to the physical aspect, the resistance to beating is the resistance to beating, and there is no ability to actually hit people and escape. In game terms, it is just a blood cow.
Mi Duomi is not worried, no matter how hard the turtle shell is, it will not be able to withstand it for a day, and with such useless abilities, it will be roasted by Hailan every minute.
So he turned his head, calmly said to Hai Lan, "Kill it."
"You──" Gui Daxian couldn't help sticking out his head, accusing: "You are immoral!"
"Yeah, I'm not righteous, see you in the next life." Midomi said casually, as long as this matter is resolved, the authorities don't care whether he is killed or persuaded.
Immortal Gui saw that this human being had no sympathy, and the strange and powerful monster in the distance showed longing eyes, and immediately changed his attitude wisely, the whole turtle softened: "You are an envoy of the imperial court, what do you want?"
"To be honest, this mountain needs to be developed. I want you to move a nest so that others can come and develop this place."
"This is my home. I carried it from outside the pass. It's a fairy mountain. I won't leave!" said the tortoise angrily.
Seeing the angry, unhappy, and indignant expressions on that tortoise's face, Mi Duomi felt that she was pretty good.
"Hey, but that's the order from above...can't you live in another place? This is only a mountain, right?" Mi Duomi asked suspiciously.
"This mountain is formed by the accumulation of stones that fell from the sky since the beginning of the world. How can it be an ordinary thing!" The turtle gave Mi Duomi a white look.
Mi Duomi was a little shocked, is it scientific for the turtle to be so humane?
But he thinks it's not very human for people to move their houses...
It's just... the order is hard to resist.
"How about this, you collect the meteorites you like, and then move to another house, isn't it that every plant and tree here comes from the sky?" Mi Duomi said in a persuasive way: "Look at how many dials have been sent by the superiors now. People are coming, although I am not the first group, nor the last group, do you have the heart to become a nail household and be harassed all the time? We are all kind, and the others may kill you as soon as they come, and eliminate harm for the people And now sealing it is not the solution, gradually humans will have more curiosity, you don’t know how far the outside world has developed, right? Now spells are not powerful, the most powerful are those human weapons... Tsk tsk, a□ □Let’s level up a continent, how many times do you think this hill of yours can withstand? There are also nuclear bombs, let alone more powerful weapons..."
──Others are doing things outside at most. As soon as you come, you put them on the grill. Is it really kinder? =_=
The tortoise was a little shaken, and he didn't want a bunch of inexplicable people outside his house!Originally, he thought that he would scare the human beings away just by pretending to be a ghost, but in the end, he had nowhere to go, so he could only nest in his own turtle hole, setting up illusions to deceive those human beings...
And the weapon in the human mouth sounds terrible, blowing up a continent? !Then his tortoise shell really...can't resist a few times...
Has humanity developed to this point now?
He subconsciously looked at his only 'companion'── Hailan who was also a monster.
Hailan grinned at him with thick white teeth, expressing that she has not given up on eating turtles.
The author has something to say: The unhappy Hailan's tail smashed half of the foot of the mountain...
Midomi would also like to praise that the shooting is artistic enough──
~__~ This husband and wife duo is not going to get better, really
☆, with a souvenir
There is only one condition for Mi Duomi, that is, Gui Daxian has to move away. After all, this mountain said it will be developed, and no one knows how far it will be developed. He comes over.
So it's better to make a quick decision.
Gui Daxian disagreed. He said that he carried the mountain on his back, and it took a lot of effort. If he wanted to go, it would be a human journey, and he would move the place to build something.
Mi Duomi raised his head silently: such a big mountain, how big is the prototype of Gui Daxian...
"The task I received is that you need to leave for a while... We can negotiate terms within a reasonable range."
"I've been here for many years, so there's no need to talk about it!" Gui Daxian was very firm. He felt that this mountain was very suitable for him to sleep...and practice, so he would not give up the place no matter what.
"Fix the meat. I'll do it for the owner of Qian's barbecue stall later. I'll also try the taste of this monster's meat." Mi Duomi lost all patience and yelled towards the sea.
Let the owner of the barbecue stall make delicious turtle meat? !This can have!Hailan's eyes were shining, and she couldn't wait to slaughter the turtle for meat.
"Wait ─ ─!!" Gui Daxian was in such a hurry at this time, he couldn't beat this weird monster in front of him, no matter how hard he was, he couldn't resist his lightning strike.
"We still need to find a place...if it's too big to overwhelm us." Midomi thought for a while and suggested.
"It's you." Hai Lan separated the relationship.
"Okay, it's okay if I don't use it...I've never seen anyone care as much as you do." Midomi clicked her tongue.
"I'm moving! I'm moving!" Gui Daxian yelled anxiously, and the tortoise stretched out long, and shouted at Mi Duomi: "I would like to go far away from here!"
"Forget it, what if you hate me and want revenge?" Mi Duomi didn't have much kindness, and spread his hands coldly: "Death early and rebirth early, ah, it's a good journey."
"My meat doesn't taste good! It's very hard!" The tortoise got up in a hurry and didn't insist on words, and said directly: "Even if you kill me, how can ordinary fire be able to cook me?"
When he heard that it was not tasty, Hailan's face was a little cold, but he still had a little hope: "Then burn it with fire!"
Gui Daxian was choked for a moment, and raised the condition again: "I have one thing, which is obtained from the ancient Xuanxian. This ring transforms the world's possessions. There are several extinct things in the ancient times. I can't eat it, and I will give it to you." Yi Ye!"
Hai Lan froze for a moment, then said disdainfully, "I don't know if the things stored in it are good or not, so what's the use of coming here."
"Meat is beneficial to practice. I believe it is a fresh food for you. Turtle meat is not rare. If you want to eat it, it is easy!" Seeing that there is something to be done, the Great Immortal Turtle immediately continued to persuade.
... what did he see?Looking forward, this tortoise has 'sold out' other tortoises for its own survival...==|||
──For demon cultivators or human cultivators, they actually regard themselves as another species. Humans/monsters who have been enlightened or formed alchemy will not consider themselves companions, and they can eat as much as they like ...
"Take a look." Hai Lan is not easy to deceive, folded her arms around her chest, looked down at him and said, "Don't play tricks, or I will kill you."
"...It will take a long time for me to climb over, just wait for me." The tortoise slowly lifted its limbs and crawled forward. It was really as he said, very slow. Mi Duomi squatted and watched him walk for 1 minute, but also Not out of his line of sight, I don't know how long it will take to walk to his lair, I won't wait until I fall asleep...
"Don't you know how to transfer?" Hailan frowned, "You monsters must have some tricks." Waste monsters like single-handed swords can also order speed travel.
"...I have been sleeping deeply for hundreds of years, and I have never practiced other psychic powers." Gui Daxian said shamelessly, otherwise he would not have been blocked by Hai Lan and surrendered. He really loves to sleep and spent hundreds of years They all fell asleep, but their cultivation has increased a lot, but the methods are still so childish.
"You're useless." Hailan commented pertinently, then picked up the turtle: "Let's go, let's see how many things you have."
=口= I meant to give you an ancient ring, but I didn’t say to give you all the other treasures! ──Gui Daxian shouted in his heart.
Gui Daxian deeply felt that he had to practice hard, you see, he was kicked by someone accidentally, even hundreds of years ago, he had never been so useless, and the power of this strange fish is also really strange, never I have seen such a strange way of power operation.He knows that there are a group of sharks living in the deep sea, but as far as he knows, the sharks don't know how to use lightning to strike turtles... But the strength of their own hands is a bit like those powerful sharks.
Hailan turned her head: "Hey, go back and buy dinner, I'm hungry."
"Okay." Mi Duomi patted the dirt on his body. He didn't want to wait for Hailan in this deep mountain, so he went directly to find food. He wanted to buy some delicious specialties for his family. It was rare to take a public trip.
Mi Duomi went down the mountain easily with his luggage on his back, and they didn't go far in all. In fact, they just waited at the foot of the mountain, and the turtle ran out.
When he came out, he saw two JCs guarding the intersection. They were not the two in the morning, but Mi Duomi still greeted them.
JC gave Mi Duomi a vigilant look, and after confirming Mi Duomi's identity through the walkie-talkie, he smiled relaxedly and said, "It looks like it's settled?"
"It's done." Midomi didn't want to say more, and smiled: "I'm hungry after a day of work, goodbye."
"Isn't there another one? Another...?" JC asked hesitantly, "Do you need help?"
"No, no, he's a bit late... Oh, I don't know if you'll see him, anyway, he's fine, he's fine." Mi Duomi changed his tone when he thought of Hai Lan's self-indulgence when he was in the police station.
"That's good, we'll take care of the funeral, thank you."
"No hard work haha, serve the people!" Mi Duomi gave an informal military salute, bouncing around and getting ready to buy dinner.
Mi Duomi searched on the Internet with her mobile phone, and found that it is better to go shopping there. Although the terrain is more complicated, she went to the pedestrian street to buy souvenirs after tossing around.
I bought some things in a mess, and when Midomi returned to the hotel, Hailan was already nestled in her own pool with a disgusted look on her face.
"What's wrong? Are you sick?" Midomi asked nervously. A pile of plastic bags were placed on the table in the hotel, and she hurriedly asked, "Are you injured?"
"Hungry." Hailan tilted her head, her dark blue eyes stared blankly at Midomi, causing someone to feel pain in her heart.
QAQ looks so obedient and cute──Of course Midomi knows it's an illusion.
"I bought something to eat, let's eat together." Mi Duomi ran to find the dinner in small steps, and was stirred up on the way, almost lying on the street.
He looked down and asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"
Gui Daxian said angrily: "My shelter is gone, and all my things have been taken away by your companions. Where do you want me to go?!"
"...Oh." Midomi jumped over the turtle with a small leap, and graciously arranged dinner for Hailan by the pool.
Dinner is Kung Pao Chicken, Braised Beef, Drool Chicken and Hai Lan's favorite barbecue.
Served with white rice, Hailan's mood became much happier.
"You ignore me!!!" Gui Daxian was extremely angry, it's fine if he can't beat that strange fish, even humans dare to ignore him!
"Okay, I'll help you talk to the authorities about compensation, and find you a place to live." Midomi comforted, and then said very ruthlessly: "I think you'll be fine after sleeping for hundreds of years, so it's just a matter of time." It's time for dinner, I didn't buy you a meal, so don't come over to eat."
"..." Gui Daxian was heartbroken.
Hailan agrees very much, all the food is from him, so don't waste the food for the inedible tortoise.
Mi Duomi ate three bowls of rice in a row before he was full. I don't know why he eats a lot recently, but he didn't feel fat after eating, so he just thought about it and let go.
Now the salary in the research institute is good, and he spends all day eating, drinking, and playing at Hailan's place. He doesn't need to spend any money at all, he saves it all, and sends money to his family when he is free, causing his mother to call and cry with him for hours, bluntly saying he's grown up...and sending the money back untouched =_=
Hailan's stomach didn't know how to grow. After eating everything, he dug out the souvenirs bought by Mi Duomi and ate them with relish. He lay down by the pool and looked at the sparks in the sky outside the window. He turned around and asked, "Ah, let's go Buy more and go back."
"Huh? Buy too much and we can't take it." Mi Duomi refused.
"There is mustard space." Hailan threw a simple silver iron ring to Mi Duomi.
"This is the legendary space ring!!!" Midomi held him in his arms and shouted, "My God! I can actually see this legendary thing in my lifetime!"
"Add more decorations." Hailan doesn't have much interest in anything other than eating.
Gui Daxian nestled aside, watching his collection being thrown around, he was so sad that he was on the verge of tears.
With this thing, Mi Duomi can buy it freely.
*
It was a rare day for him to come to the institute alone, wearing glasses, leisurely basking in the sunlight, and half-closed his eyes lazily.
Suddenly the door of the institute opened, he raised his eyes, and saw Midomi and Hailan walking in.
"The matter is resolved? It's pretty fast." Shandao said with a smile.
"Here." Midomi held a turtle tightly bound by aquatic plants and handed it to him.
"This……?"
"Souvenir!" Midomi grinned a mouthful of white teeth, and said confidently, "Send it to you!"
"..." The corner of Shan Dao's mouth couldn't help twitching several times: "You gave me a monster?!" Don't think he can't smell that monster smell, how did this kid's brain grow? ? ? ?The brain circuit is always very strange.
"Ah, you're welcome." Midomi stuffed the turtle into his arms, pulled out a binder, and planned to send the mission.
Yaoyao blind date, let the director take care of the life of the demon.
"I am..." Gui Daxian was about to introduce himself eloquently, but he was thrown aside in disinterest, and even silenced his voice with a magic spell, making him look around in a small place anxiously.
Shan Dao turned to Hai Lan and said, "Hey, Xi Ke, why are you here today?"
"I need you." Hai Lan sat down directly and said lightly, "About... that human being."
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☆, I have a temper
Mi Domi hummed and sent the files to the archives room.
This time he will never, never write any report again!no way!
"Please," the girl in the file room clasped her hands together and looked at him pitifully, "Last time the leader praised me for doing a good job... If you don't write anything this time, the leader will be very upset!"
"...What does it matter to me that your leader is unhappy?"
"Because you refused to write the report." The girl looked pitiful.
"Don't write, I won't write!" Mi Duomi curled her lips: "After I wrote it last time, it made me miserable!"
"Why are the 'people' in your research lab like this!" Seeing that Mi Duomi is so talkative, the girl couldn't help but become bolder: "Every time the report is either blank or ghostly drawn... It can't be archived at all!"
"Create by yourself..." Midomi choked out this sentence.
──This sentence sounds familiar.
"No, you go back and write. It doesn't matter if you write for a long time. I won't call you to rush you." The girl pushed the binder in front of Mi Duomi.
"……Do not write."
The same mistake will not be made twice.
"Then I won't accept it either." The girl snorted and said, turning her head.
...Wait, you are bullying the same kind, what are you doing QAQ
Do you dare to say that if the monster comes over instead!
"I'll hand it in after I finish it. If I don't write it, I'll call you every 15 minutes! Anyway, it's busy here!"
"...Girl, call me so many times I'll think you want to pick me up."
"If you want to soak, you can, hand in the report!"
"..."
Midomi lost.
Back at the research institute, as soon as the door was opened, Shan Dao and Hai Lan were relatively silent. If they didn't know, they would have thought that the relationship between the two was very harmonious.
When Shandao saw him, he frowned and calmed down, then smiled and said, "Speaking of which, Mi Xiaomi has been in the institute for so long and has never had a physical examination. Today, when you have free time, why don't you go for a physical examination?"
"..." Midomi looked at him silently.
Single knife still keeps smiling.
"...Do I look stupid?" This excuse is too bad to bear to look at.
"Why do you say that about yourself?" Shan Dao smiled and said, "Let's go."
"I am pure human QAQ, human!" Midomi wanted to cry.
"I didn't say you weren't, just take a look at what's going on, and let's just satisfy the old man's curiosity." Shan Dao said without changing his face.
"I refuse." Midomi doesn't want to be used as an experiment...does he not watch a movie?
"After the test... I'll teach you spells, okay?" The single-handed man put his hands on his chin in a steeple shape, and the way he tilted his head looked a bit cute.
Mi Duomi agreed with no promise, he also wanted to become so powerful...Superman!
Hey...it hurts.Mi Duomi covered the top of her head, staring at Shandao.
"It's not a superman, it's a demon." Shan Dao smiled and retracted his hand.
"It's so stupid no matter how you teach it." Hai Lan mocked.
"No personal attacks!!"
He stared at him alone: "What are you doing here?"
"In case he is so stupid." Hai Lan said bluntly.
Mi Duomi puffed her cheeks, but still didn't speak...Compared to Hai Lan, he was more afraid of this uncertain director. Although she smiled, Mi Duomi held grudges, and he was responsible for all the bad luck... And Hai Lan... At least Hai Lan only attacks with his mouth, and he still loves him very much.
──Mi Duomi selectively forgot that he almost died in Hailan's hands, and the so-called love made up by his brain is all about him using food to lure people, okay?
Apparently, Mi Duomi thought too badly of the director, so he didn't plan to do anything to him alone. He took blood and took a set of films, and then asked him to wait.
The conclusion is that the blood is very standard, and there is nothing wrong with the body, except that there is a small belly button, and everything else is fine.
Mi Duomi stared at the doctor, there is a small belly button to blame you! !
"I said, the smell of his blood is human...but it's very strange." Hailan, who was leaning on the door frame, came over, grabbed Midomi's face and pulled it out, and said disgustedly, "I don't know if it's a fake."
"...Even if you are replaced, you can't fool your old eyes." Midomi said doggedly.
Hailan's hair was smoothed, let go of his face, pinched his fingers and wiped back and forth on his clothes, raised his chin proudly: "Useless wood."
... Another personal attack.
"I don't see any difference from ordinary people, why don't you give me some blood to try?" The doctor's glasses reflected the sunlight, and his eyes were full of anticipation: "If there is a comparison... I believe it will soon Find out what's wrong."
"Hehe." Picking up Mi Duomi single-handedly: "Since there is nothing else, we won't bother you, let's go, Mi Xiaomi."
"Everyone says I'm human!!" Midomi puffed out her chest, proudly: "Don't underestimate human beings, okay? Haven't you heard that human potential is infinite?"
"No, I only know that the magic of monsters is not the same system as that of humans. As a human being, it is very strange that you can learn it." Shandao shook Midomi with his hand a few times: "I am more and more interested in you .”
……Never……
Mi Duomi turned his head to look at Hailan with tears in his eyes, hoping that the raised fish could save him from the dire straits!
Hailan turned her head away, with disdain on the corner of her mouth.
"Drool Chicken!!! Mapo Tofu!! Hot Pot!! Malatang! Boiled Fish!!!"
Hailan snatched him back.
Shandao said with a half-smile: "Don't you hate humans very much? Leave this to me? I'm a little interested in him."
"Go away, what right do you have to talk to me?"
Mi Duomi felt strangely balanced psychologically, this fish's arrogance disease is indiscriminate attack.
Shandao glanced at Mi Duomi, and said: "If you want to learn something, you can find me in the research institute tomorrow."
...To find or not to find?this is a problem……
Mi Duomi picked up Hailan and asked eagerly: "I'll cook hot pot for you tomorrow, will you accompany me back to the research institute?"
Hailan kicked him away.
Midomi flew into the door of the doctor just now, the doctor opened the door, Toto glasses, and asked solemnly: "Do you need to do a full body check again? I think your ribs should be cracked."
Midomi was terrified, and the whole person was in a bad mood: "Really?! It's so serious! I want to do it, I will do it!"
"Okay, go to the first floor and pay the money before going to the third floor to take pictures." The doctor slammed the door shut.
"..."
Midomi raised her middle finger towards the door.
Is there any more similar love! !
In the end, Mi Duomi touched his chest, but still didn't pay the money... Probably because he got used to being slapped/kicked, at first he felt pain all over his body, but now that he was kicked, he only felt that his clothes were dirty =_=| ||
However, he had to abduct this fish to the research institute no matter what. He felt that the safety of his life was threatened.
*
Shan Cai crossed his hands in front of his chest, put his feet on the table and shook, and said casually: "What have you learned, let me take a look."
"Just... one kind..." Mi Duomi blushed a little.
"Oh?" There is no doubt about it: "One kind is one kind."
"I need to prepare." Mi Duomi ran to a corner to fill a glass of water, then put it in front of Shandao, and stared vigorously──
The water shook slightly, Mi Duomi exhaled and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"..." Single sword.
"Are you planning to drown bacteria or microbes?" Shan Dao withdrew his long legs, his eyes clearly revealing—"Do you think I'm a SB?"
Mi Duomi is very sincere: "I believe that I can just practice."
"You can't do it for hundreds of years." Shan Dao waved his hand indifferently: "Go away."
"Damn it, it's good teaching!"
"Stupid."
"You don't care if I'm stupid or not, at most I'll go home and practice, teach me!! Master!!" Mi Duomi hugged the single-handed waist tightly: "At least I can still have a little water!!! I'll do it after practicing !!"
"Aren't you going to take your people away?" Single-handedly pointing at Midomi, he said to Hailan.
Hailan glanced at him indifferently, then turned around and walked towards Dachi—he was going to sleep there.
In the end, I had no choice but to teach him.
Seeing that he can move the water, teach him how to change the density of the water and make the water sticky. In principle, it can be used to trap enemies, and Midomi can probably be used to trap flies ==
But Mi Duomi already feels very satisfied. Half a year ago, these things were like heavenly scriptures, and ordinary people couldn't see them. Now he can splash and shake water, which is already a superpower, isn't it! !
After learning several changes, Mido
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