Tanmei Fairy Tales

When Baixue saw the "hunter" standing at the gate of the castle waiting for him, he was dumbfounded; but when he saw the "carriage" that "creaking" was brought to him, he was completely dumbfounded up.

Let's talk about the hunter first.Bai Xue really wondered if the crew was saving money, why did the Hunter actor and the Queen actor look the same, ah!Only this time, the costume was changed to a tiger skin off-the-shoulder camisole, and the hairstyle also changed to a rustic style that was washed, cut, and blown. The whole set only costs [-] yuan. It's stylish, but it feels like I haven't washed my hair for a long time. The hairstyle is very punk, and the ends of the hair are very elegant. Similarly, the dandruff like snowflakes is also floating in the wind.It is still the familiar formula, the familiar body odor (not very fragrant), the familiar wretched eyes, and the familiar rough leg hair.Bai Xue paid special attention to it. This time, the other party did not wear red Heantiangao anymore, and replaced it with a pair of tattered old leather boots, with fat calves stretched out of the shoe barrel.

"Why, why is it you again?" Bai Xue asked in surprise.

Familiar with the flicking purple-black tongue: "What is me again? Have you seen me before?" The hunter squinted his eyes and looked down at Baixue. Baixue gasped instantly. Those were murderous eyes.

He couldn't help shivering, shaking his head like a rattle: "No, no, absolutely no!"

"That's good," the hunter took a mouthful of saliva rudely, "Damn it, there are always desperate actors saying that I look like a queen, I'm going to fuck my father!" A bloody ax suddenly He raised it to Snow White's eyes, "If I had that fate, I would have been hiding in the palace long ago to eat and drink hot food. As for sending Snow White away for a few rewards, doing such a drudgery What's the matter!" He pointed at his worn-out leather boots, "Fucking daddy, road thieves in the forest are fucking hard to walk, look at my shoes, they're all worn out like this! I don’t know how to change a pair for me, and I’m still fucking saying that this is in line with my personality! I’m going to fuck my father!”

Bai Xue looked at his stubby toe protruding from the front of the boot with sympathy, and was surprised that he could even grow such three-dimensional leg hair on his toe, admiration, admiration!Alas, these rotten girls from Changpei Planet are too stingy, they watch the live broadcast every day, and they don't know how to spend more money to buy two sets of rigid props for the crew.

But Bai Xue thought about it again, yes, these days, the audience who watch danmei has never been as many as straight girls who watch romance. Besides, Changpei planet is not a profit-oriented literary planet, so there is no modeling for NPC actors. Qian asked the programmer to do something else, so he could only copy and paste it like the queen NPC, which is understandable and understandable.

Due to the tight budget, naturally there is no gorgeous carriage that Snow White dreamed of.But goose...

It's fine if you don't have a carriage, what the hell do you mean by making such a wooden horse!You think I can't understand the place where the horse's back is sitting on the buttocks, and there is a thick and straight thing sticking out high, what is it going to do!There should be an angry expression here→((‵□′)) But poor little Baixue, his life is still held in the voting machine of a rotten girl, he dare not complain, he can only look away in embarrassment, Pretend not to understand what it is.

"Go up." The hunter pointed to the obscene wooden horse.

"No, I'm not mistaken..." Bai Xue swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, feeling like she was about to faint.Before Prince Charming came, a wooden horse came up, and he was ready to fuck him to death along the way.Rotten girls, my dear grandma, I beg you, I kowtow to you, please spare my little chrysanthemum, please!People still want to save the first time for Prince Charming!

"You fucking father!" I don't know if this sentence is the hunter's natural catchphrase, or the NPC program setting during modeling, and the appearance rate is also a bit high, "You can be content! I used two You walk on one leg, you fucking sit on your buttocks!"

Bai Xue was on the verge of crying: "It depends on what I'm sitting on!"

The ax was raised in front of his eyes again: "Go up!" The simple and neat command did not allow him to resist.