Tanmei Fairy Tales

As mentioned earlier, Bai Xue heard the sound of a woman's high-heeled shoes "dong dong dong". It seems that the queen NPC that the system said is coming.So, is that really a woman?

When Bai Xue saw who was coming, he was really not sure.That's right, the visitor is wearing a gorgeous costume exclusively for the queen, with layers of rococo-style court skirts, and the wide skirt is propped up high.Like wearing a wig on the head, the delicately dressed braids are coiled up in a towering bun.However, besides this, "she" can't show the beauty of being a lady anywhere in her body.

The queen has a fat body and a thick waistline. The two calves exposed under the skirt are thicker than Baixue's thighs. If you look carefully, there are black and hard leg hairs standing upright on the top, and a pair of "bear hair" connected below. Palm", but was forced into a pair of crimson high-heeled shoes that looked fifteen centimeters high.Bai Xue had seen in news reports before that some supermodels looked fit, but their toes were so ugly they couldn't be seen.Because of wearing Hentiangao all the year round, the toe bones have been deformed.Bai Xue felt that the queen in front of her seemed to be suffering from this kind of torture, and the insteps of "her" exposed to the outside had turned red and purple.

Why does Bai Xue have to put quotation marks firmly around "her" when describing in her mind?If you look further up, the queen's face, which is as red as a monkey's butt with a thick layer of rouge, actually has a stubble that is obviously not shaved. It can be seen that "she" turned out to be a bearded beard.What's more, when "she" opened her mouth to speak, she showed a purple-black tongue, which was really disgusting.

"Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most popular person in this show?" The purple-black tongue flicked, it was the queen who was speaking, and her eyes were looking at a mirror on the wall.When this line came out, it was the big villain in "Snow White"—the queen is undoubtedly the queen, so I don't bother to put quotation marks, let's just treat her as a woman.

Oh wait, how does Bai Xue remember, this is not the same as the line of reading comprehension he just read before time travel.He remembered that the original text was clearly: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairestofall? And fairest is the highest level of fair, which means "the most beautiful".How come in this mutant drama that Bai Xue participated in, not only the queen's cast style is so weird, but even the most important core lines have been changed?

"Uh...hi~" Bai Xue tentatively waved to the queen, "Is it the queen? Hello!" Bai Xue almost said directly, "Please don't give me poisonous apples to kill me, thank you", but he He is still sensible, he knows that he still has to go through some plots that should be done, and besides, if the fun of the rotten girls is to see how he "die", he should obediently follow the script.

The queen turned her back to him, and waved her hand to signal him to be quiet, and Bai Xue immediately shut up.At this time, the mirror surface of the mirror actually lit up, and Bai Xue heard the familiar windows startup music - damn it!The "magic mirror" of this world is actually a dormant computer screen. Fortunately, the mirror is also inlaid with a circle of complicated patterns.

This computer is probably pre-installed with speech recognition software, and it is also a Chinese version.Bai Xue was glad in her heart that although this is a European-style drama, it still fully demonstrated the friendliness of the interface for him, a Chinese user.