After being bullied and crying after being dressed as a fool

Yin Wuzhou's expression was always lukewarm, indifferent to the point of depression.

He looked at the plate on the bluestone that didn't belong to his space and said, "Ji Chiye is a meticulous person. Although it's just a plate, he must have discovered it."

Sheng Xia was chewing meat, so he spoke a little vaguely, "Don't be afraid, he won't be able to catch me again."

As he said that, he approached Yin Wuzhou fawningly, "Isn't there still a master protecting me!"

Ever since Yin Wuzhou helped Shengxia a series of times in the palace, Shengxia has regarded Yin Wuzhou as his bodyguard.

Yin Wuzhou looked down at the soft little things on his body that flattered him, and said seriously: "There is no masculinity at all."

But he didn't push Sheng Xia away from him.

Sheng Xia never took his own face seriously, so he winked at Yin Wuzhou and sang: "I am a kitten, meow meow. Stretch your waist. Go to sleep, meow meow."

Well, if you say I'm not manly, I'll cooperate with you and be a cat.

By the way, Sheng Xia secretly smeared the oil stains on Yin Wuzhe's black robe from his hands when he gnawed on the pig's trotters.

However, Sheng Xia's little move was still noticed by Yin Wuzhou.

He raised his big hand and pushed Sheng Xia away, "I don't like cats!"

"I'm a puppy, woof woof, my favorite, gnawing bones, woof woof."

Sheng Xia posted it again, flatteringly said: "Then the master must like puppies!"

"Let's talk, what is there to ask for the deity."

Sheng Xia said with a sneer: "Master still understands me. From now on, I want to sleep with Master in the space at night."

Yin Wuzhou's eyebrows twitched, "Why?"

"I'm afraid Ji Chiye will harm me."

Sheng Xia twisted the corner of Yin Wuzhou's clothes with a small hand, "In the carriage, the master must have seen that Ji Chiye wanted to harm me, so he taught me to hide my hair, and taught me to tie my boot laces. "

On the carriage, Yin Wuzhou asked Sheng Xia to do all kinds of strange things, Sheng Xia thought about it before and after, and finally came to such a result.

Hearing Sheng Xia's words, Yin Wuzhou was in deep thinking.

He didn't mean that at all!

It's just that I can't see Ji Chiye messing with Xiao Jiu.

However, if the truth is told, Xiaojiu's brain circuit may be like thinking about Ji Yutang, labeling himself as having a crush on him.

snort!

How could he have a crush on such a little kid!

Not even a fraction of his age.

He can't coax children.

He is still a wild and hard-to-train man who makes trouble everywhere.

"Master, master...is that okay?"

Sheng Xia looked at Yin Wuzhou expectantly and pitifully with his big eyes that were sparkling in water and clear in black and white.

"I'm afraid that if I'm killed by Ji Chiye, the master won't be able to find someone as good as me, so I'll complete the task for the master!"

The old lady who sells melons will feel ashamed when she sees Midsummer.

Yin Wuzhou raised his hand and rubbed the center of his eyebrows, "You are allowed."

Midsummer "hahaha" laughed, turned around and packed her quilt and pillow into luggage, and carried it into the space.

Then sat in Yin Wuzhou and continued to eat meat, "Master, go wild to Mingxuan Pavilion on the fifth day of next month, if there is any danger, I will trouble you to help!"

"Let the deity help me with everything, what else do I need you for!"

Sheng Xia gnawed on the chicken leg, "Master, don't be so stingy! It's not like you never helped me."

"Last time when Ji Zeyin dragged me into the house and took off my clothes, the master helped me, gave me a dagger, and taught me to stab him."

"If the deity didn't help you that day, what should you do?"

Sheng Xia stopped gnawing on the chicken legs, frowned and thought for a while, then said: "Then I'll rape you!"

Yin Wuzhou's face darkened immediately.

Midsummer laughed "hahaha", "Just kidding, no way!"

"Then how are you going to do it?"

Sheng Xia frowned again and thought about it.

After a while he said: "I do 1, he does 0, I fucked him."

Yin Wuzhou got up angrily and wanted to leave, but was suddenly hugged from behind.

Sheng Xia buried her small face in Yin Wuzhou's broad and strong back, "At that time, I was afraid of panic, my mind was a mess, and I didn't even think about what to do, to get out of trouble, but fortunately, the master saved me!"

Sheng Xia said in an extremely pious voice: "Thank you, master."

The corners of Yin Wuzhou's lips curled up.

However, before reaching the ears, he suddenly stopped after hearing the words in Sheng Xia's heart, and immediately descended rapidly.

With a livid face, she patted Sheng Xia Huan away and hugged his little hand.

I knew that he didn't have that grateful heart, and cursed his ancestors in his heart.

"Oh, it hurts so much!" Sheng Xia rubbed the red hands that were patted by Yin Wuzhou.

What kind of demon is this old dog forced to be!

Coaxing doesn't work either.

If you wait for the young master to find the key, you must throw it into the latrine and let you fish it with your bare hands.Try to grab a big insect repellent, it will disgust you to death.

Yin Wuzhou was so angry that he didn't want to see Shengxia for a moment, so he started to walk towards the thatched cottage.

Sheng Xia was also angry with Yin Wuzhou, feeling that this person was acting strangely every day, sometimes in a good mood and sometimes in a bad mood.

He didn't go after Yin Wuzhou, and ate meat alone.

After this meal, Sheng Xia was extremely thirsty, so he squatted next to a spring and drank until his stomach was full.

But still thirsty.

Fortunately, like a dog, he lay down beside the spring water, stretched his neck to drink a few mouthfuls of spring water when he was thirsty, and sighed, "This water tastes so good!"

"What are you doing?" Yin Wuzhou's deep and deep voice sounded on Sheng Xia's head.

Sheng Xia looked up at the tall Yin Wuzhou.

At this moment Yin Wuzhou was standing in front of him with a towel on his shoulder.

"I am so salty from eating meat, I am thirsty, drink water here!"

"You drink the water here!" Yin Wuzhou had a weird expression.

Seeing this, Sheng Xia asked, "What's wrong? Can't I drink water here!"

"Yes." Yin Wuzhou glanced at the spring water, "But this is the spring water I use for bathing."

"Ouch~" "Hey, don't vomit into the spring water where the deity bathes."

Yin Wuzhou hurriedly picked up Sheng Xia's back collar, and took him aside, for fear that Sheng Xia would dirty the spring water he bathed in.

He was waiting for midsummer, when he stopped retching, he could clear the venue and teach people to leave.

Sheng Xia looked like he had eaten shit, lay on the side for a while, got up and came to the spring again, and began to untie his belt.

"What are you doing?" Yin Wuzhou stared at Sheng Xia's small waist.

Sheng Xia paused when he unbuttoned his belt, looked up at Yin Wuzhou, and replied, "Take a bath!"

"This deity wants to bathe here!" Yin Wuzhou emphasized.

"I know!" Sheng Xia asked, "What's the matter?"