[Football] The beast is coming

Alan looked at him suspiciously, and found that his little friend was still the same little friend, and he had no brains about fighting for favor with him at all.

These words come from the heart.

However, it is also because of sincerity that Dylan seems to be particularly careless:

"I don't even know about the staff changes in my family? Because the consultants are all on vacation, and you said you would stay in Germany for a week or two, Ms. Rosa gave the staff a vacation, and now there is only one cook left in the manor , Ms. Rosa has to drive by herself these two days...

Anyway, when the chef cooks nutritious meals, the best skill is vegetable salad. "

Before the Leeds Manor sent all the special nutritious meals to the club, Alan didn't flirt with Dylan, did he?

I just think it’s all vegetable salads. Even if the ones in the university are definitely not as good as the tailor-made Leeds Manor, it’s just a matter of a few days, so I’m too lazy to bother.

Dylan nodded:

"Okay. Then I will deliver food to you in the next few days."

It happened that Lynn quickly prepared Alan's nutritious meal, and she was happy when she heard this:

"Then I will trouble you! If you have nothing to do in the afternoon, just wait for Alan to come back together, and I will make meat for you, and make a lot of meat!"

It's only ten minutes?Originally, there was enough meat for four mouthfuls in the family, but there are only a few slices left!

This young man really has a good appetite, he deserves to have practiced the legendary flower planting kung fu, it's just different!

The more Lynn looked at Dylan, the more she liked it. Alan, who was rushing to take the tray from her hand before Dylan, whose hands were full of oil, was temporarily ignored.

Fortunately, Alan is also very hungry now——

Originally, the little food he ate at noon was barely enough for him to get home, but on the way, Dylan came out again, and there was an extra [-] catties on the crossbar, which made Alan Duo a lot of effort. Eat Hesse!

Dylan's appetite is really overwhelming, and his eating habits are actually not bad, just the speed and weight...

People who have just eaten may feel hungry again when they see him eating, not to mention Alan's stomach is already empty?

Not to mention expressing opinions on whether Dylan needs to deliver meals for a while, I don't even have the strength to continue fighting for favor!

Alan and Dylan have been together for a long time, and it is not obvious at ordinary times. The eating method of the extremely hungry hand is not as good as Dylan's in terms of weight, and it is very similar in terms of eating appearance and speed.

Dylan didn't feel distressed when he saw it, but complained about Alan:

"Madam Rosa should arrange for someone to bring you meals.

It is said that there is only one cook left without a holiday, how many gardeners, gardeners and cleaners are there?The security personnel will at least keep the basic configuration, so where is it that you can't find someone to bring you food?

Thinking too much will not only make you old faster, but also deserve to be hungry! "

Alan was busy refusing the food in his mouth, and only took the time to roll his eyes.

How much can a few meals matter?Lynn didn't bother him.

Fortunately, Dylan is not only good at being long-winded, he is also good at serving soup and water. Although the main customer is Ms. Lynn who has worked so hard to cook two sets of dishes, she also takes care of Alan. The youngest son, Lynne, who saved him from eating anxiously and choking, didn't talk about it, and enjoyed a meal with the good young man's attentive service.

Seeing Alan's heart full of mixed feelings is difficult to describe.

Obviously, the battle to defend the throne of the most beloved youngest son of the Smith family is still very long for Alan.

But at this time, the war can't be fought for the time being, and Alan prefers that after Lynn has been busy with housework all day, she can have a good meal.

Mommy’s good-looking baby not only resisted the urge to launch a defensive war, but after sharing with Dylan and helping Lynn clean up the grill and tableware, the two boys cleaned the windows and mowed the lawn energetically.

Lynn originally said that these tasks are not in a hurry, but Gavin has promised to go home with Paul for a few days after finishing his work for a few days. Naturally, there will be no shortage of people to work.

But watching the boys are full of fighting spirit, from who cleans the windows all the way clean and more, than who mows the lawn neatly and faster...

The good lady simply did not stop them, but shook her head and went into the kitchen again.

After half a day, the boys finally finished the competition. Dylan did a lot of work faster and more, but he was not as meticulous as Alan, and the lawn was not as good as Alan's mowing. In addition to being neat and beautiful, it was generally a tie.

So after washing off the stinky sweat, the supper was equally divided.

Lynn didn't do too many tricks this time. The two snacks are from the nutritious meal recipe provided by Ms. Rosa. After all, no matter how good an appetite and physique Dylan has, he should not eat too much or get too tired before going to bed. good.

Of course, milk is also a cup per person, which can supplement calcium and help sleep.

Dylan was apprehensive that Alan would have to get up early for class tomorrow, but he lived up to the expectations of his good wife, and went to bed obediently after drinking the milk.

I still sleep in the same room with Alan, but the bed has finally been replaced with a 1.5-meter double bed, which is much more comfortable than the previous single bed of less than 1.2 meters. It is common for those who have bathed to sleep together.

Even though Alan wakes up more energetic this year, little Alan is always very energetic in the morning, Dylan is still the same.

They are all big men, and there is really no need to change their sleepiness just because of such a trivial matter.

When he woke up the next day, little Alan, who was too energetic, poked straight into Dylan's naked thigh, but neither the person who poked nor the person who was poked paid any attention.

Before Dylan got up, he stretched out his hand to shake little Alan tremblingly and nodded without saying a word. When Alan was doing his hands on the bed, he opened the bathroom wide open, brushing his teeth and washing his face. The pits are not closed!

Fortunately, Alan is not particularly picky and picky, and it is not the first time that Dylan has used such a trick. Little Alan managed to hold on and was not fazed, but he lost the interest in getting in touch with the Five Fingers girl for a while. Spit too fast.

Alan took out a few paper towels and wiped his hands casually. Dylan hadn't finished squatting when he went into the shower.

This guy didn't feel that he was smoking people, but he still laughed at Alan's "quick gunner" in turn. Unfortunately, this time Alan was in a hurry to go to class, and he didn't have the heart to show him the durability of little Alan.

Alan's movements were considered fast, but Dylan was still too much in the way. After the two of them finished washing, there was still not much time left.

Alan could only watch helplessly as Dylan once again used his big appetite and sudden eloquence to coax Lynn into elation, but he himself could only eat two slices of bread with milk in a hurry, and then rode to school. .

Before leaving the house, I could hear Dylan's actions to prevent Lynn from catching up to send warmth:

"It's okay, I'll go back to Leeds Manor and bring him a meal. I guarantee that there will be everything for morning tea, afternoon tea and lunch, and it will be delicious and healthy...

Even if you bring it to him now, he won’t be able to eat it while riding a bicycle, and he definitely won’t eat it in class..."

What Dylan said was indeed true. Although the professors didn't care about the students eating in class, Alan wanted to learn something seriously. Why would he be distracted by eating in class?

It's the break between classes. Alan usually rushes to the professor to consult something he didn't understand, or prepares for the next class. If he is not really hungry, he can't pay attention to food.

But Lynn actually gave up after saying a few words to Dylan and asked herself to bring a heart bento, Alan was still sad.

Fortunately, there were not many times when Dylan and he went back to Smith's house. More often, Alan went to Leeds Manor. After all, the equipment and personnel there were more suitable for their training.

Although almost every time I go, Lynn has to ask if Dylan is in Leeds, and if he is, he will always come to the door with a barbecue. After all, there is very little direct contact. Stable.

Besides, Dylan really did what he said. Alan had just finished a big class, and he came over with a super luxurious lunch box.

A big lunch box with eight floors, Alan still thinks that Dylan really brought all the morning tea, afternoon tea and lunch. The portion is too exaggerated, enough for him to eat for three to five days...

As a result, during the break between classes, he only got two sandwiches that were not as big as half a palm, which was enough to keep him from being so hungry that his stomach was full of acid!

The lunch is [-]% full, and there is no shortage of vegetables, meat and eggs. The taste is really delicious as far as a nutritious meal is concerned. The problem is!

That guy Dylan said he brought him meals, and indeed he brought an eight-story lunch box, and the one that belonged to him was seven and a half floors!

Also put all kinds of oil, salt and cumin at will, fried, roasted, smoked and fried...

No matter how delicious and nutritious the meal is, it will be dull with the strong aroma.

That is to say, Alan is ruthless enough to himself, generally a little less firm in his determination, and a little softer on himself. I have already brought this guy to the point where he doesn't even know what diet control and body management are, okay?

What a disaster!

Alan looked at Dylan deeply, deeply.

However, this little scourge didn't realize how cruel and inhumane it is to eat and drink so much in front of a hard-working athlete who has nutritious meals all year round and strictly controls himself even during holidays.

Forget it, he still smiled at Alan feeling particularly good:

"Okay, it's rare to be a good friend. What's the point of giving you a meal? Don't play with me so moved that you can't eat, I will laugh!"

Alan: "..."

Fuck you pussy chirp!

However, this scourge is precisely what Alan himself has seen and decided. He wants to be a good friend for a lifetime, and no matter how tricked he is, Alan really can't take out the trash talk that he played smoothly on the field and throw him in the face.

What else could Alan do?

Always the path he chooses.

Who told him that even if he recognized Dylan's incomparably pitiful true face, he would still continue to walk as if he had been drugged with a love potion?

At this time, Alan could only bite the food with big mouthfuls, and ate up his own half layer.

But Dylan's ability to seduce Alan as if he had taken a love potion was of course not just because of cheating.

Not to mention the massage therapy, the two guys are not only in good tune when they are fighting each other on the football field, but also in tennis, swimming, cross-country cycling... other sports hobbies are also very similar,

Even watching a football game together, except for Dylan’s complaints when he met Redondo, which was particularly annoying, at other times, not to mention likes and dislikes, he was exactly the same as Alan, but except for tactical analysis, the two were almost the same. fully synchronized.

The kind that smashes the TV at the same time.

Even watching something else together once in a while, even if I want to watch two episodes of "Tom and Jerry" on a whim, the complaints are very consistent.

With such a high synchronization rate, it’s no wonder that Alan is still willing to stick with Dylan no matter how hard he is. It’s also no wonder that Dylan still maintains the three-seater training in the seabed after Alan’s practice class has matured and he basically doesn’t need him to rescue him. The frequency of going back to Leeds in five days.

Although it is also related to the fact that Dylan's body-training technique has now reached a bottleneck, he will keep going around Leeds, and would rather accompany Alan on an away game than return to his manor——

You must know that two new consultants have arrived this year, but Dylan hasn't played a good game with them yet.

But for Alan's games, there was always a game to watch on the spot, and there was always at least one massage before the game or recovery after the game.

The same is true for Alan. On the days when there are no classes or competitions, he spends almost all his days at Leeds Manor. Even if Dylan may not be there, he and the consultants have enough fun.

Fortunately, the number of stays is not many, especially when Dylan is not around.

Lynn would not fall into the sad contentment of her youngest son growing up and leaving his parents too early.

Lynn, who has no sense of crisis for the time being, even in the face of Alan's birthday and family reunion celebrations, and Gavin didn't even bring back his girlfriend, Alan and Dylan continued to have conjoined twins, eating and living together, and even taking showers together In the bathroom, I only smiled and lamented the boundless energy of the two young men.

Also, who would think so much about normal people?

Dylan's shell is not yet 11 years old. In Alan's words, he is still "a kid who hasn't even started to grow hair."

As for Alan himself, it's a bit strange that the young man hasn't dated girls all this time, but it's not because of any other reasons, but because he is so absorbed in football and studies that he doesn't care about other things.

In any case, this kind of Alan is always better than those who are only interested in dating girls at a young age, wasting time and wasting talent.

Efforts may not always be seen by others, but persistent efforts can always give you more opportunities to gain.

In November 1998, Alan's efforts finally reached the initial harvest season.

For Alan, fourteen is really a special number,

From November 1998, 11, Alan went away with the team again.

This is not Alan's first away game, nor is it the first time Alan is a guest at Liverpool, but this time is definitely of great significance to Alan.

After all, even if they played in the white jersey before, it was only at the reserve team level. Although they guarded the glory of Elland Road, how could they compare with the first team?

The reserve team can at most add one more insignificant bead to the crown of the Goddess of Elland Road, and the battle of the first team can add the brightest gem to the crown of the Goddess!

Even though Alan has not yet entered the reserve team, he is still working hard in lower-level games, but I have to say that when he was called by the head coach of the first team, he was as big-hearted as Alan, and he was also excited and apprehensive.

If Dylan wasn't there, he would have been so excited that he couldn't sleep.

In fact, Alan was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep. It was an hour and a half past his usual sleep time and he still couldn't fall asleep. He tried to call Dylan, and a series of unprecedented chirps came after he got through.

This guy didn't worry about whether he could perform well. For Alan, he tried his best in every game, and he would accept the result of his best no matter what.

In this world, there is no time when you can’t get good results when you try your best. If there is, it can only be because the usual training is not enough.

Even if the football is round, and even a monster like Dylan will stumble, Alan is still superstitious that hard work will eventually pay off.

When the harvest is good, you must continue to work hard, and when the harvest is not good, you must work harder.

But even such Alan can't help but worry with Dylan. Is the head coach really planning to let him play, or is he just planning to let him feel the atmosphere of the competition?

What would he do if he played?Go out of your way to express yourself?No, no, it really must be the overall situation!Seize every opportunity to express yourself, but the most important thing is the team's victory...

No matter how personal glory is, it can't compare to the honor of Elland Road!

That is the goddess he swore allegiance to since he was 8 years old!

Alan was so excited, in Dylan's words:

"Sure enough, I've had a lot of contact with the silly dog ​​a while ago, right? I've been infected with that guy's excitement, so I can't help chasing after my own tail! It's so stupid!"

The silly dog ​​or something, of course, is the eagle in Madrid who has been trained to death by the pampas, not to mention the golden retriever who goes to nightclubs and often even talks with his friends on the phone.

The guy had promised to celebrate in the Champions League semi-finals before, but he managed to score a kick, and he withered when things came to an end!

Although an explanation was given later, it was only after I made an agreement with Dylan that I found out that a certain gentleman who was the first to declare himself different in football ended his playing career sadly. A scandal about molesting teenagers or something...

Even in the end, because of insufficient evidence, the Leeds Manor added another consultant who stayed here even during the holidays after the tabloids of various countries suddenly ignored the matter, but the silly dog ​​was obviously frightened.

Not to mention the celebratory agreement in the Champions League semi-finals, even the agreed team training match, it is very likely to use the three-person match at the Bernabeu more than a year ago as a prevarication.

Dylan couldn't stand it!

In the end, that silly dog ​​was stupid and cowardly on Redondo, but he became shrewd and bold when he was replaced. He even dared to blame Dylan, and turned to Alan if he couldn't.

But that guy had a lot in common with Alan on some things, and Alan actually softened his heart. Although he didn't encourage his bad habit of reneging on debts, he also persuaded Dylan that there is no need to rush to collect the debts. Mr. Redondo's There is still a long career, and Jose can at least toss in the green field for 20 years, at least for friendly matches, there will always be a time for them to pay back...

For Alan's sake, and the construction of the Mushroom JQ Museum will not start until 20 years later, although Dylan is not upset that the silly dog ​​wants to pinch him as a persimmon (the most annoying thing is that the control group is actually Redondo, who is not human), Seeing that Shagou promised to delay the interest for more than one year, it's fine.

After this phone call, I was shocked to realize that Shagou not only took Alan as his weakness, but also infected Alan with his stupidity!

Where can I do this?The best friend of his family can't be turned into a fool!Although both Samoyed and Great Pyrenees are cute in their own way, they are not suitable for Alan's aura!

His little Alan, if it's not me, it should be Apollo, how can he mess with a silly dog?

Dylan was so annoyed that he disliked Guti for a while, and then tried to persuade Alan with all his earnestness.

After persuading Alan, he lost all anxiety and excitement, and only wanted to kill him.

It's a shame that you can't pass through the communication signal and rush to the opposite side!

Unfortunately, when Dylan really appeared in front of him, Alan was still reluctant to make a move. 1

It's no wonder that Alan is kind-hearted and soft-hearted. When the phone call was just made, Dylan also said that he was in the area around the Strait of Gibraltar. In the end, it took less than half an hour for Alan to rush back after he finished his anger.

In particular, he skipped the main entrance and climbed over the wall to the balcony. When Alan got up and opened the window, he was still a little dazed. Then he saw Dylan with short black hair and strange white spots on his clothes, smiling at him. Show your big white teeth:

"I knew you were so infected by that silly dog ​​that you couldn't sleep well! How about it, come back to the manor to play football with me?"

It will be No.14 to be a guest at Liverpool, but Alan received the notice a few days earlier.

The only thing he has to finish tomorrow is the training session in the afternoon. Of course, Alan also arranged time for additional training and self-study, but those are not things that can't afford to miss an hour or two occasionally.

Especially when insomnia.

It's really not a good idea to have a good game with Dylan and fall asleep from exhaustion.

Alan slapped away Dylan's stinking idea of ​​trying to hug him and then climbed out of the window, took him downstairs, and pasted a note on the kitchen door, stating that he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so he simply went with Dylan Playing football, you don't have to come back for dinner in the morning, you will go directly to training from Dylan's house...

In short, the explanation of the formation was very clear, and Dylan curled his lips when he saw it:

"Mummy's good baby, are you still going or not?"

It provoked Alan to pat him again, but he still shared a piece of the sandwich he took out from the refrigerator, opened another can of milk and drank a few gulps for each of them, and then Alan rolled out the bicycle.

There was no way, Dylan was getting heavier, he stayed up late at night and couldn't sleep, and his stomach was empty, and he couldn't bear it without something to eat first.

Alan thought he closed the courtyard door quietly, and pedaled away on his bicycle all the way, but he didn't know that Paul was opening the curtain to watch his back.

After all, it is a big deal for Alan to enter the first team. He can't sleep. Could it be that Paul and Lynn can sleep?

The husband and wife heard clearly what happened after Alan and Dylan came out of the room. They looked at each other and smiled for a while, and finally fell asleep with peace of mind.

The author has something to say:

Who is whose love potion?However, the two of them still believe that their friendship is as pure as water (*/ω＼*)