[Football] The beast is coming

It's really pitiful for Benito to put together such a bamboo horse combination as a silly dog ​​and a fox.

But the facts are indeed what Benito believed after he calmed down, and Raul is indeed just playing tricks.

Even if Guti can be quickly domesticated from "Atletico Madrid boy get out" into a small domestic dog who is willing to retire to the position of vice-captain, even if Redondo can say "Raul is the future of Real Madrid" Once, Raul failed to find out the slightest news.

It was okay when I asked Guti, every time the kid just smirked, and at most he had to enjoy a pounding of love and joy without Benito. Raul was a skilled worker against Guti. After all, the two He started as an opponent in the children's team, and turned to be a teammate after many years. Raul has more experience in saving himself than Benito's real bamboo horse!

However, the consequences of insinuating with Redondo were a bit tragic. When Raul and Benito laughed unfathomably, their muscles were still aching.

Don't think that in Dylan's mind, Redondo is just a guy who can't play with the crowd for a while, but dares to fight head-on one-on-one. For most people, it is Redondo who is in his prime. One is enough of a nightmare.

Raul was alone for half a month because of an insinuation that he thought was cautious enough. The seniors in the team only regarded him as Redondo's support for him. They looked at each other with red eyes.

Raul was so tired, but Raul still had to face it with a smile.

I heard that Hierro's seniors failed to find out, and every guy who tried to find out would be particularly unlucky in the team's match.

Raul felt relieved at last.

So what is this secret that no one can find out?

It was Alan who got the answer first, from Dylan.

Alan is not such a gossip person. For him, although Guti's thoughts on Redondo helped him open the door to a new world, but at present, Blue Boy Paper, who thinks it is a waste of time to date girls, has not explored it. New World Interests.

For him, he is more interested in the ability of those two on the court than the gossip about Guti's last whisper with Redondo.

Alan, who is used to being rough, knew for the first time that he could still play like that in midfield.

Redondo was only a little short of replacing Mr. Jack Charlton as Alan's highest idol.

Well, even if it's a little bit worse, Redondo can almost be regarded as Alan's idol, second only to Mr. Charlton, and even almost surpassing Frank.

Dylan made complaints about Alan, "At least he is a forward, but his idol is either a central defender or a midfielder. You are not trying to imitate Hierro and contract an entire football field for your career", while showing the video.

It's not a small movie that teaches the way of human relations. Patrick really packed all the cameras and film that day.

No, what Dylan dragged Alan to watch together was the video from that day.

That short 45-minute three-person match was really exciting, not to mention Dylan's various high-punch defenses. After all, he was certified by Ronaldo as "the first goalkeeper of the new century" and "forward" more than half a year ago. "The Wall of Nightmare Sighs", the scorpion kick to save the ball was very exciting, but with Higuita Pearl in front, Dylan's daily performance has been amazing, everyone can only regard his save as unexpected and feel Of course.

Speaking of Dylan's overall performance, he kicked one kick after another, and the arc pass that seemed to be copied and pasted between him and Alan was more amazing.

Not only the Messis were amazed, but the three consultants secretly raised the warning level for this pair of boss-killing squads.

However, Dylan didn't want to say anything about it at all.

If he has to express his opinion, Dylan just wants to say that although he hasn't changed his problem of playing football without a brain for 800 years, his physical memory is getting better every year!

Even if the body is constantly strengthening due to body training, the effect of body memory is affected to a certain extent, but as long as he is given time to figure out the latest (after sealing) strengthening level of the body, he can't say that he can perfectly replicate every kick he has ever kicked. The ball, after all, is affected by turf, football and other factors, but after adapting to these, Dylan's replication rate can be at least [-]%!

In addition, Alan is clever and has a deep impression on that kick. Why is it so strange that they successfully copied and pasted that kick?

If it wasn't for Redondo being really treacherous, and finally came to the buzzer, if Dylan was given some time, let him make up his mind to remove the computer from the ranks of "little youngsters", and then give him some time to adjust and adapt , Dylan's way of passing and receiving the ball will not be so single!

I used to be single because I didn't want to rely on the body memory that I couldn't have in the first life to copy and paste the successful balls in the past and bully the young people, okay?

Every time before kicking the football, I can't determine the direction of the football, because Dylan didn't deliberately copy the past experience with every kick!

Otherwise, he wouldn't have played so badly!

That horrible way of passing and receiving the ball was actually brought on by Dylan.

In fact, if Jean really thinks about it, he can at least stop the best result of the year ([-] meters) even if he stops the ball!

It's just that speed, strength and defense are enough to bully children if they can't be sealed, and then use too many abilities that ordinary people don't have...

So what fun is left in football?

It is to give yourself enough restrictions, and then slowly conquer that black and white elf, so that you will feel more fulfilled!

Oh, and his promise with little Alan.

It's not fun to rely on the physical talent with too much difference to shoot and cry him!

So far, only one Redondo has made Dylan almost break this self-imprisonment.

Computer Redondo, that guy is not human!

Not even a human being, what kind of young man is he?Why should he enjoy the special courtesies he gave to the little ones!

Especially after watching the video [-] times in a row, Dylan discovered Redondo's sinister intentions even though he didn't use his super vision sensing power!

That guy determined the secret of their copy-and-paste kick as early as the third pass between him and Alan, and then debugged the opportunity to make Guti mess up on the fourth kick!

The difference between the third kick and the fourth kick is less than 5 minutes.

Dylan didn't want to know at all how the damn computer that can schedule the entire football team like a person communicates with the silly dog's brainwaves!

He only knew that those two bastards who had a good understanding before confessing to each other teamed up to make him miserable!

The fourth kick is 15 minutes away from the end of the game, okay?

Not only did Guti have a tacit understanding that he got a chance to make trouble when Redondo just discovered the secret, he even cooperated with Redondo even more so, and was not in a hurry to use this chance to make trouble!

Dylan dared to swear on the head of the dog he had touched in the past 800 years. It would take at least two more times for that silly dog ​​to barely see the secret of his and Alan's copy-and-paste.

However, he just cooperated so well!

No matter how many sesame eggs there are, mushroom soup is really a good collection. Sooner or later, a mushroom JQ museum will be opened!

However, it actually became the first background board for the start of Donggu JQ, which is really annoying!

Every time Dylan watched the video for a while, he would smash a sofa.

Alan sat on the floor with him silently again, kindly reminding:

"Be gentle with the floor. There are too many organs inside, and it will be troublesome to replace."

Dylan had smashed the floor once before, and ended up spending a few nights in Alan's room on the west side. Alan didn't mind it, they were all men, and whoever had something could not have it?

It's just that the hairless kid is sometimes a little curious about little Alan, but the hero Alan never minds showing off his masculine capital in front of his friends.

The two guys who are very straight, whether they are energetic when they wake up in the morning or bump into someone else, they still continue to sleep together and take a bath together frankly.

However, although Alan didn't mind sharing the bed with Dylan, he clearly remembered the expression on his face when he received the repair quotation after smashing Dylan to the floor.

Of course, Alan, who accidentally caught a glimpse of the specific figures quoted, has a deeper memory of the string of zeros.

It was just a hole in the repair floor barely big enough to fit a Dylan in.

Since then, he has never dreamed of giving Lynn such a convenient set of housekeeping intelligence after becoming a football star and earning a lot of money!

Dylan: "..."

Although the sea is full of money, Dylan, who doesn't want to collect money in the deep sea for several months, has to change the subject.

Then gossip about Guti's last request to Redondo.

In fact, the requirement is nothing, isn't it just that after the haircut, I can no longer play around with my long hair, so it's fun to apply to play with my friend's long hair once in a while!

When would Dylan and Alan not rub each other's heads and faces more than a dozen times?

He has done even more unscrupulous things!

However, there are some things that straight men and friends can do casually, and no one will think in the wrong direction.

Meet Guti and Redondo...

"Benito also claimed to be the first person to see Guti's mind. I don't think so! The nose of the plane can't fit the plane's radar, and the eagle's eyes plus the computing power of the computer's CPU may not be inferior to the plane's radar. How many."

Dylan laughed. He had watched the video [-] times, and he could see the changes in Redondo's face after being pounced on by Guti's koala and before Guti was torn off. There were all kinds of tricks in it But there is a big one!

It happened that Redondo was like this, and he finally agreed to Guti's request!

Although the expression on his face is particularly fierce...

But why did Redondo have such an expression towards other teammates?

Why did you ever agree to such a request?

There is nothing to say, another real hammer of the cliff mushroom soup!

Mushroom JQ Museum has added another exhibit!

The most important thing is that there is no special background wall in this item...

Dylan's mood improved a lot in an instant. He smiled and shared the new gossip he discovered with Alan, all with great interest.

Alan, Alan held back a yawn silently.

In any case, it's always a good thing for friends to cheer up.

Although he was not interested in this kind of thing at all, Alan patiently listened to it anyway.

The author has something to say:

Cover your face, it’s only [-] today, but from tomorrow to the end of the month, the guarantee day [-] will not skip tickets, please forgive me (???)