[Football] The beast is coming

Although in the next few decades, whenever Chelsea played against Leeds United, Andy and his wife would have a family war, but they finally lived happily ever after, instead of being separated when they were young.

Slowly, it actually made Andy go from pretending to be tolerant (on football issues) to a person who is truly tolerant to face life and make life be tolerant to him.

But that's all for later.

But right now, Andy's greatest advantage is to make his fiancée happy, to hold the wedding and honeymoon in time for the summer vacation,

Looking back with the honeymoon baby in their arms, it was after Leeds United was promoted to the Premier League, and they fought more and more with Chelsea. At least the Andy couple restrained themselves a little because they cherished the baby, so as not to cause blood spatter on the spot.

Andy was very moved because of this. After Leeds United killed Chelsea on the spot again, one was happy that the white roses were in full bloom, and the other was glad that he survived again from the tiger claws of the pregnant woman at home...

Accidentally overjoyed, and passed the news to the cronies who almost made an appointment with Dylan to do big things for Dylan...

Isn't this that many of the methods that everyone used to be used to can no longer be used?

It’s not okay to provoke each other when the game is stalemate, it’s not okay to talk harshly after losing, and there are many restrictions on celebrating after a big victory...

Everyone is always looking for some "fun".

Andy's thing happened to be the fun that came to the door.

Not only the fans of White Rose, but also the fans of the opponents, made fun of Andy with a big face, and all kinds of videos that touched his wife's unexpected gentleness and virtuousness after she became pregnant.

Among them, the London area, especially the Fulham area, is the most.

At the beginning, it was just for fun, not necessarily pure blessings and good intentions, but at least there was no malicious kind.

The most embarrassing incident is that a community organization came to consult the situation of domestic violence.

But later, it gradually became various versions of the legend of love for the white rose.

Not to mention, although Andy is the only silly roe deer who took the initiative to even burst out the real hammer of the video, there are quite a lot of couples, friends and family members who have experienced similar situations.

After all, there will be one or two black sheep everywhere.

All Arsenal's royal family also has Prince William who is obsessed with Aston Villa!

For a time, everyone wore various versions of the legend, true or false, and it was very popular.

Even the British tabloids have put together several feet.

result!

It actually took many years before it exploded,

Back then, the love affair with Andy happened in the same year, even earlier than their honeymoon,

At that time, right under everyone's noses, it was missed!

——Obviously Ronaldo has been running to Leeds for no reason!

——That's Manchester United, which is more mortal than Chelsea!

——running almost every week, almost catching up with the frequency of Raul's visits to Morientes and Pique's visits to Cesc Fabregas.

——As a result, everyone blindly thought that they were going to catch up with Dylan Alan!

The tabloids misunderstood me!

Being able to dig out the two or three things that these three teenagers had to say in their youth, even Ronaldo's "reputation" for Dylan's "first striker in history" has been spread, and it has also aroused many people's curiosity about the quality of Dylan's goalkeeper... …

Why did such a big love affair that could have shocked the world of football at the time be missed?

In other words, Kaka came over during the winter transfer period——

Because the old club's finances are really bad, and Leeds is full of "sincerity", maybe there is Dylan's cause for big things. In short, Kaka finally didn't even survive this season, so he transferred to Leeds coming.

Then the frequency of Ronaldo reporting to Leeds also started from the winter transfer period. Specifically, after Kaka reported for work and moved into the Leeds Manor, it suddenly increased to an average of once a week.

Although it was frequent before, whether it was before Alan transferred to Manchester United or after he transferred from Manchester United, Ronaldo never stopped to stay at Leeds Manor for a night.

Of course that’s nothing, even extreme fans rarely pick on this,

Players from hostile clubs also have personal relationships. For example, when Sir Alex Ferguson and the professor are most opposed, it doesn't prevent Pique from visiting Cesc Fabregas almost every week, right?

As long as the performance on the court is professional enough.

After all, Ronaldo and Alan have known each other since childhood.

Even if it is not as sticky as Pifa, when Ronaldo's father was seriously ill, Alan would rush to contact him with a good hospital and a good doctor to make friends and rescue him!

Oh, it is said that Ronaldo once fought with his teammates because of Alan. Although Luo was still beaten in a mess, his eyes were still blue during the game that week, and he was far less powerful than when Alan helped him fight, but no matter In any case, it is enough to prove the love between the two.

Because of this, everyone is so easily paralyzed.

He actually ignored the key of Kaka!

...Maybe there is also when Ronaldo posted photos of himself and Kaka on social networking sites, because the background board was Leeds Manor, he was embarrassed to delete the owner's house, and the relationship between "Kaka and me" that made people imagine was missing ?

Anyway, it’s better not to mention these two, until the cover of the mushroom soup was lifted and the football world was shaken, several tabloids started to show pictures, talk and make up stories for the outstanding talents of Leeds United...

Even Alan matched up with guys with above-average appearance in the club. Kaka also teamed up with teammates and non-current teammates. I didn’t know that dozens of sipis were formed. Even the mushroom soup left a message as a condiment. ...

But every pairing is called Kapeiluo!

Even if the two of them occasionally posted a few group photos on their social accounts.

Even in those group photos, in addition to the original Leeds Manor, there are even these two who met to go on vacation together!

Even when these two are taking photos together, even if there are people like Alan Dylan, etc., these two are always shoulder to shoulder.

But maybe when the two of them take photos together, the dog heads that often pop up are too stealthy?

Even if the dog is called Ricky, who called the dog when Manchester United rubbed the ground against Leeds again?

PS Later, after Manchester United finally avenged their shame in the Red and White Rose War, Kaka also raised a dog named Christie.

...In short, everyone foolishly believed for several years that these two were straight friends who had to fall in love and kill each other because of the club's position.

Even if there is such a small group of people who love to be crooked, even crooked guys always think that they are just crooked.

What is the big touch of fanart and fanart, it is also based on looking at pictures and talking and fantasizing.

The results of it?

"I laughed out loud when I knew the truth, but my tears have already flowed silently."

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have ridiculed my best friend for being a rotten human being. These two bastards are actually really basic!"

"I was wrong too, I shouldn't have argued with my wife, and used the way I get along with my good brother to verify the relationship between the two brothers...

My face hurts so much now, my wife doesn't look right when I see my good brother and I hook up shoulder to shoulder..."

"After all, it's all the tabloids who misled me!!"

Tabloid: "..."

The tabloids said we were wronged!

It's not true that there hasn't been any news about Ronaldo and Kaka for so many years, okay?

Who wants to come here to present one or two real materials occasionally, but you are so dazzled by other free play of seeing pictures and talking, and you forgot to wear the glasses that see through the truth?

Blame it?

Anyway, no one can blame Kaka.

This Son of God was a very honest man.

In recent years, he has actually told people (including but not limited to various media) that he loves Ronaldo.

Don't look at Kaka who seems to have hugged and hugged Xiao Fubao and said love to the fluffy Fubao, but has not hugged the old man O'Reilly but said more than once "I (we all) love Mr. Coach ( tactics)",

As a Brazilian, this Son of God is rather shy and shy, and he doesn't say love to people easily.

After the cabinet door was pushed open, everyone turned around and counted and found that Kaka "loved" Ronaldo the most.

However, everyone ignored it back then~~o(>_<)o~~

So the tabloids who like to count what is the most and what are the most missed this one.

Sure enough, the tabloids misled me! ! !

Tabloid: "..."

Inexplicably, the tabloids who were blamed again, brought a wave of rhythm in the blink of an eye.

Who told Kakata's partner to have a mocking face?

She has always been in love with all kinds of supermodels, socialites and socialites!

At this time, the tabloids will never reflect on how many of Ronaldo's fancy scandals with various beauties were made up by them to induce the public by looking at pictures and talking.

Everyone is united in planting on Ronaldo's head!

Why does Ronaldo have Kaka and all kinds of colorful flags outside, the purest child of God (at least one of the most in football) unexpectedly encountered such a disorderly big bad wolf;

What Ronaldo is a scheming whore, obviously hiding the son of God in the cabinet, and finding so many beauties outside to cover up...

All kinds of fancy buckle pots.

It is much more professional than the fans who only indignantly say "the tabloid misled me"!

But they are really professional!

It's not professional enough, and it can't really lead fans and fans to follow it crookedly!

You must know the big touch hidden among the fans before, and it is obvious how many times Ronaldo has declared "I love Kaka" to the outside world over the years. The most famous sentence also triggered a media statistics at the time. Back to "How many stars who dreamed of retiring at the Bernabeu ended up hanging up their boots at Elland Road"

"To be in the same team as Kaka and retire in a white jersey... oh yeah, I've fallen in love with the turf at Elland Road, not just because of her white jersey !"

It has also been dug out and recalled by everyone!

As a result, one or both were brought crookedly.

Even Luo Fan, who is known as the most loyal, also complained that his idol was too hidden and not refreshing enough.

It is said that this big discussion of "Who and who is the biggest relationship that Leeds United has fostered in the past century" ended with Ronaldo crying and fainting in Kaka's arms.

However, is Ronaldo and Kaka really the biggest relationship that Leeds United has fostered in the past century?

The author has something to say:

Dylan: Of course they are!How could it be possible that Alan and I have only been in love for a hundred years?