Beijing men's illustrated book

But I packed my apple juice first. "Han Linqing ran to the bar to pack the apple juice, then followed Fang Yue out of the small restaurant.

"Have you ever had a girlfriend?" On the way back to the dormitory, in order to avoid the embarrassment of being speechless all the way, Fang Yue asked a question casually.

"No..." Although Han Linqing didn't care about making friends, he didn't care.But if you look at other people in pairs, you are more or less envious.

"Want to have a girlfriend?"

"Think about it, why don't you think about it, even Xiaojing is dating a Japanese girl. I'm envious... If you didn't let me pretend to be your boyfriend..." Han Linqing said dejectedly.

"...I'm in the dormitory, I'm going upstairs, goodbye." Fang Yue didn't continue to answer his words, but bid him farewell.Fang Yue's dormitory is in another building, which is closer to the periphery than Han Linqing's dormitory.

"Well, bye..." After Han Linqing said goodbye to her, he strolled back to the dormitory.

"I'm back!" Han Linqing pushed open the dormitory door.

"What's the situation with Old Han?" Zhao Kai looked at him with a depressed expression.

"It's okay... Alas..." Han Linqing climbed to the upper bunk and lay on his back.

"How could it be okay for a girl to ask you out?" I asked him back.

"She said she asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend. Is this considered a case?"

"What kind of situation is this? What's the situation with this girl?" We were all surprised, what kind of person Han Linqing met.

"What I mean is, you can agree to see what she wants to do first." Li Ranxu closed his English book, sat up from the bed, and said to Han Linqing.

"Oh? That's right! Daxu, can you analyze it for me?" Han Linqing saw that Li Ranxu was talking to him, and sat up from the bed at once, and the two of them faced each other across the table.

"Well, generally speaking, there is no shortage of men around women who can say that. But basically they don't like any of them..." Li Ranxu analyzed.

"I have this feeling, then how did she find me?"

"How much is the brand of your watch, and how much is the brand of shoes you are wearing? It may not look like much, but a girl who knows the price will know that the price is expensive..." Li Ranxu patted his wrist And feet, signaled Han Linqing.

"My dad gave me this watch, and my buddies gave me the shoes. I don't have much pocket money this month."

"The problem is that she doesn't know, oh what's the girl's name? How about I ask you about her?"

"Calling the room...what's the matter?" Han Linqing quickly flipped through his phone to check the girl's name.

"Is it called Fang Yue?" Zhao Zhipeng suddenly said the answer.

"exactly!"

"You'd better stay away from her." Zhao Zhipeng sat up from the bed and walked to Han Linqing's bed, "She's quite shameless..."

"Eh? What's going on?" We heard what Zhao Zhipeng said, and we all gathered around.

"You... sit back... all surrounded, I... nervous..." He was a little unaccustomed to being suddenly surrounded by everyone, and kept pulling at the hair curtain.

"All right, all right, go back to bed, go back to bed." We went back to our own bed.

"Phew... she snatched Fang Yingjie's boyfriend not long ago, and then she shamelessly stayed in the literature club." Zhao Zhipeng said with disgust, "Anyway, we all hate her very much. We didn't watch her that day. Go to your computer club, no one pays attention to her..."

"Then she comes to me now, what can I do..." Han Linqing now has a personal experience of not being afraid of being stolen by thieves, but of being missed by thieves.

"Since she is not benevolent first, there is no need for us to be so righteous." One look at Li Ranxu knows that he is the best at dealing with this kind of person, "Let me educate her."

"How to educate? Is there still a place for me to appear?" Han Linqing continued to ask a very stupid question.

"You have to go! I'll just give you advice!" Li Ranxu showed a very dark expression.

Illustrated Handbook of Useless Boys ([-]) End

The Good-for-nothing Man's Illustrated Book Chapter 7

I thought Fang Yue would text Han Linqing the next day, but she didn't.After waiting like this for a week, Fang Yue didn't take the initiative to contact him.

During recess on Friday, a few of us sat around and chatted.

"Interesting, this girl, you haven't contacted me for so long, did you give up on me?" Han Linqing shook the phone, "There is a signal..."

"She's waiting for you to send her a message." Li Ranxu said casually, "She's playing hard to get."

"Then what should I do?" Han Linqing asked Li Ranxu still holding the phone.

"Wait……"

"Wait for what?"

"Wait for her to contact you! If she really wants to have something with you, she will definitely contact you." Li Ranxu patted Han Linqing on the shoulder.

"Oh, I see." Han Linqing nodded half-understood.

However, another week passed, and Fang Yue still hadn't contacted him. Just when everyone thought that Fang Yue might have found a new target and gave up on Han Linqing, a contact message came...

"I'm Fang Yue. It's been two weeks. How are you thinking?" Han Linqing who received the text message quickly handed the phone to Li Ranxu.

"Oh, it's probably in the past two weeks. This girl didn't catch any new scammers, so she found you again." Li Ranxu suddenly became interested, "I'll give you back directly."

"Oh, okay, how do you answer her?" Han Linqing leaned her head over to look.

"After careful consideration, I think, instead of pretending to be your boyfriend, why don't you give me a chance to be your real boyfriend?" Li Ranxu clicked send after editing the text message.

"Daxu, are you too straightforward? Besides, I don't like her at all, and she's not my type..." Han Linqing was a little anxious to grab the phone.

"It's not to let you really date her. Aren't we going to see what her purpose is? If you don't say that, how can you lure her into the bait?" Li Ranxu put the phone away, not letting Han Linqing succeed.

"You're right...then I'll keep your cell phone for you temporarily? Anyway, my parents are busy with work and don't have time to contact me." Han Linqing withdrew her hand and sat down on the seat obediently.

"No, you should keep the phone yourself. If she writes back to you, show it to me, and I'll reply to you. Besides, your phone is Nokia V70! I don't dare to hold it, it's too ostentatious..." Li Ranxu put his hands together Hand the phone back to Han Linqing.

"It's just this broken phone. I've wanted to change it for a long time, but because it was my mother's birthday present, I didn't want to change it..." Han Linqing took back the phone and stuffed it in his trouser pocket without hesitation.

"Yo! I replied!" Just as he stuffed his phone into his trouser pocket, the text message came.

"It's not impossible to be my real boyfriend, but we can get to know each other first."

"You tell her: Then can I have dinner with you tonight?" Li Ranxu glanced at the phone screen and said calmly.

"I dare not..." At the critical moment, Han Linqing was timid.

"We'll go with you! Sit at the table next to you. Okay?" Li Ranxu's words were basically a reassurance. After hearing this, Han Linqing immediately sent a text message to Fang Yue to make a meal appointment according to Li Ranxu's words.

Fang Yue saw that Han Linqing asked her out for dinner, so he definitely agreed without saying a word.So that night, we asked Han Linqing to go to the small restaurant to wait for Fang Yue, and then we pretended not to know him, and ordered a table at the next table next to him.

He made an appointment at 7:7, but it was already 15:[-], and Fang Yue hadn't come to the appointment yet, and he hadn't texted Han Linqing either.

Just when Han Linqing got impatient and wanted to come to our table, Fang Yue raised the curtain of the small restaurant and walked in.

"Why did you come here? I thought you weren't going to come." There was obvious impatience in his tone.

"I'm sorry, sorry, I don't know what's going on these days, I'm always nauseous, my stomach is acid reflux. I vomited once before going out..." But Fang Yue put on makeup, so she couldn't tell whether her face was good or bad, and of course she couldn't. I don't know if it's an excuse to deceive people's sympathy.

"Well, it's a good thing I haven't ordered yet, how about some light porridge for you?" He flipped through the menu, basically not daring to look at Fang Yue.

"You can order whatever you want, you don't have to accommodate me. I...uh..." Just halfway through speaking, Fang Yue ran to the sink and started to retch.

Han Linqing looked at us and lip-synced: what should I do?

We all called him very uniformly, to appease him.

Only then did he close the menu, walked to Fang Yue, and patted her on the back: "If you feel too uncomfortable today, go back first. We can have dinner another day. Shall I take you back?"

"I'm sorry, I just laughed, I don't know if I have eaten badly in the past few days... vomit..." Before he finished speaking, he vomited again.

"I think you'd better go to the school doctor first and get some medicine." Han Linqing stood by the side as if nothing had happened. Just now, she patted Fang Yue's back, but now she doesn't.

"Then can you accompany me? I have been afraid of going to the hospital since I was a child." Fang Yue looked at Han Linqing pleadingly.

"..." Instead of looking at Fang Yue, Han Linqing looked towards us.

"Huh? What?" His move caused Fang Yue to look back at us suspiciously.

Of course, we all pretended not to know these two people and ate our meals with our heads down.

"It's nothing... let's go, let's go to the school infirmary now..." Seeing that we ignored him, Han Linqing decided to accompany the girl to the infirmary first.

"I'm going to ask for a lunch box to pack some dinner for Lao Han." I went to the bar and asked for two lunch boxes.

"Xiao Jing, I'll go and see what's going on first. I think it's a bit strange!" Li