Beijing men's illustrated book

It's been a week, and it's not yours..." Su Meng's brother said embarrassedly, "I blamed you... My sister is spoiled by us, she dare not tell us about her pregnancy, she just wants to Find someone to take advantage of.She heard that your nickname is the central air conditioner, so she wanted to blame you...I blamed you...I'm sorry..."

"Don't blame her, blame me... Uncleanness and self-care... It's best to let her deal with it quickly." Li Ranxu didn't want to have anything to do with them, so he turned and went back to the classroom after speaking...

Originally, I wanted to hold a birthday party for Li Ranxu in the dormitory on the weekend, but this group of people made a fuss, and the plan was completely messed up... It feels like he is not in the mood to celebrate his birthday...

Everyone in the dormitory this weekend is very depressed... No one is in a good mood...

On Sunday night, everyone went back to the dormitory, except Li Ranxu.

"Li Ranxu wouldn't just drop out of school, would he?" Wang Bo said such offensive words again.

"Bah, bah, bah! What are you talking about!" I scolded Wang Bo.

"I'll call him and ask..." Ding Yuping immediately dialed Li Ranxu's cell phone.

"Hello? Xu?" Ding Yuping turned on the speakerphone.

"Well, Xiao Ding, what's the matter?"

"No, I just wanted to ask, why didn't you go back to the dormitory today..."

"...I took sick leave with my teacher for a month, and I'm going to have an operation."

"Well, it's going to be fine!"

"Yeah! It's going to be fine! Thank you."

"You're welcome, I look forward to your return!" Ding Wuping hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, no one in the dormitory spoke, mainly because they didn't know what to say.It always feels like the group is incomplete without one person.

One month later, on a Sunday before Christmas, some of us boarders came back from taking a shower in the school bathhouse, and saw Li Ranxu sitting on his bed and waving at us with a smile: "Hi, I'm back!"

"Damn! You're finally back!" Wang Bo jumped onto Li Ranxu's bed like a monkey after finishing speaking.

"I'll go, you get down! This is my bed!" Li Ranxu wished he could kick him off.

"Don't go down! We really miss you!" Wang Bo hugged Li Ranxu's waist tightly and didn't let go.

"I've convinced you... As you can see, my operation was successful." He also specially showed us a small scar left by the operation, "I've become ascetic now, this feeling is great! "

"Xu! You're back!" After Ding Yuping came back from home, when he saw Li Ranxu who wanted to push Wang Bo out of bed, he almost burst into tears.

"Xiao Ding, help quickly, get this monkey down!"

The few of us were watching the excitement, so happy.

I was happy when everyone arrived. Although it was Sunday night and classes would be held the next day, everyone in the room was so excited that they couldn't sleep, so the first sleeping meeting in dormitory 304 began.

"You said... how would it feel to have sex with a girl?" Brainless as Wang Bo, he actually brought up this topic.

"Get out!" After hearing what he said, we said this sentence in unison.

"It's okay, it's okay, after all, he has no experience, he's just curious..." Li Ranxu felt nothing.

"Xuxu, you are the one who has the most say in this dormitory. Tell us quickly, what is it like to be with a girl? What are girls like?" Wang Bo simply lay down on the bed and asked.

"Most girls are soft and soft, like holding a plush toy. In short, they just feel very comfortable." Li Ranxu said in a general way.

"Very comfortable? How comfortable?" What a curious baby.

"Hmm... have you solved it yourself?" Li Ranxu's question was too direct.

"That's for sure, I'm also a normal person..." Wang Bo was really blunt.

"Then how does it feel when you solve it by yourself?"

"comfortable……"

"It's about 100 times more comfortable than when you solve it by yourself..." Li Ranxu paused, "Well... It should be said that experienced girls are very comfortable..."

"What is experience?"

I felt that Li Ranxu was about to vomit blood because of Wang Bo's question.

"Hahahahahahaha..." Ding Yuping couldn't help it, and started to laugh, "Wang Bo, are you really stupid, or are you just pretending to be stupid..."

"Huh? Ah! Oh! That's what you mean... I'll wipe..."

"Yes, that's what it means!" Li Ranxu said with a smile, "This was also the reason why I didn't make appointments at all during that time. The main reason was that I was afraid of trouble..."

"Why bother?"

"It must be troublesome..." Although I haven't had a girlfriend before, I can understand a thing or two from the messy things in my hometown, "Because we have to be responsible... But with our current ability, who can be responsible for each other for a lifetime?"

"Xiao Jing is right. It can be said that it is to reduce my own sense of guilt, so I only find people who you like and I don't need to be responsible for each other." Li Ranxu continued my words.

"Also, can you guarantee that the first girl you have sex with will be responsible for her for the rest of her life?" I asked Wang Bo.

"If it is my goddess, I am willing!" At this time, Wang Bo must have a playful smile.

"I knew the topic would be related to his goddess..." Ding Yuping said with a smile, "By the way, how are you and your goddess doing? Have you struck up a conversation?"

"There is no chance to catch up with the conversation at all..."

"By the way, our school said it would hold a Christmas ball on the first floor of the cafeteria during Christmas." Ding Yuping suddenly remembered that Yu Yu, the Propaganda Department of the Student Union, came to ask them to borrow clothes.

"Damn it! I almost forgot about it!" Wang Bo slapped himself on the forehead.

"Stop taking pictures, the more stupid you are about taking pictures..." Han Linqing said to him.

"On the day of the ball, I can ask the goddess to dance!" He really thought it was pretty.

"Xiao Ding, can you bring people from outside the school?" Zhao Kai asked him suddenly.

"I don't know. I'll ask her later."

"Thanks!"

"Oh? Zhao Kai? Is there something wrong?" Wang Bo smiled maliciously.

"...No... Go to sleep, tomorrow is morning class... Good night..." Zhao Kai urged everyone to go to bed quickly.

Needless to say, Zhao Kai, I am too sleepy now.In the whole dormitory, Wang Bo is probably the most energetic. In fact, Li Ranxu has already fallen asleep breathing steadily.If I don't sleep anymore, I really won't be able to get up tomorrow morning. I turned over, wrapped up the quilt, and fell asleep...

Handsome Man's Illustrated Book ([-]) End

Dead House Boy's Illustrated Book Chapter 1 Christmas Party

It's almost time for the Christmas party, and now almost all the students in the school are not in the mood to go to class, and they are just waiting for this event.Our dormitory is no exception. After Li Ranxu returned to the music club, he was directly recruited to play the piano at the party.Ding Yuping was requisitioned as the host's make-up artist, and Wang Bo was called to decorate the venue.There are 4 of us left with nothing to do...

"By the way, the other day you said that you wanted to bring someone from outside the school to the Christmas party?" I suddenly thought of Zhao Kai's question, "Tomorrow is the party."

"I don't know if I can take it..." Zhao Kai didn't ask this question yet.

"Go, go to the venue and ask if you know!" I dragged him to the cafeteria to see if there was anything I could do to help.

Standing in the middle of the cafeteria hall is a girl with high ponytail and bangs, wearing glasses. She looks very capable. She is instructing the staff of the student union to set up the venue. Don't ask, that girl must be Yu Yu, the student council Minister of Propaganda.

"Well, may I ask..." I pulled Zhao Kai up to her, "Tomorrow's party, can I bring people from outside the school?"

"Yes, yes, but you have to make a record with me." Yu Yu rolled his eyes and handed us a registration form, "Just fill in these and that's it."

"Name: Zhao Kai, Major: Forestry Management, Class: Class 02, Class 3, Dormitory: 304, Accompanying person's name: Ai Tianmiao, Accompanying person's school: Aviation University, Contact number: 1368XXXXXXXX." After Zhao Kai filled in, Just handed this registration form to Yu Yu, "Thank you!"

"Okay, just don't go back too late..." After Yu Yu glanced at the information on the form, he went back to his own business.

"Minister, is there anything the two of us can do to help? Anyway, I'm free..." I asked Yu Yu.

"It's basically nothing, you two just help them carry the table." Yu Yu pointed to the messy tables and chairs around the cafeteria hall.

"Go, go to work!" So I pulled Zhao Kai to help.

"Xiao Jing, I'm sorry, I have to go to Aeronautical University..." Zhao Kai apologized to me, and then left the cafeteria.

No need to ask, I must have gone to find that girl named Ai Tianmiao. After all, tonight is Christmas Eve, but I am alone, so I can only help out here...

"Dear students, welcome to the Christmas party of Agriculture and Forestry University!" Anyway, I am idle, everyone is going to the party, and before entering the venue, there are already people from the student union entertaining.

Zhao Kai also picked up his girlfriend from the station and introduced it to us.

"This is my high school classmate, Ai Tianmiao."

"This is my dormitory classmate, Wei Jingzhu, Han Linqing, and Zhao Zhipeng. There are three more who are helping out at the party. I'll introduce you later." Zhao Kai introduced us one by one to this slightly fat girl with single eyelids.

"Hi." I waved to her.

"Hello." Han Linqing nodded.

"Hello..." Zhao Zhipeng also nodded.

But this girl named Ai Tianmiao just nodded and didn't say hello to us, and she didn't even say hello.looking proud