I got rich by the protagonist's lines

As an anti-counterfeit blogger, if you want to become famous, there is no way to identify some three-no products.

For them, the road to crack down on counterfeiting is the road to face-slapping. The bigger the face they can hit, the higher their reputation will be.

Fans also believe in their courage to crack down on counterfeiting - look, he even dared to slap the face of a big foreign brand. This is definitely true and worthy of trust.

Compared with other bloggers, anti-counterfeit bloggers need to establish a "real" and "dare to act" image among their fans.

This time as the No.1 on the Internet, the team of "May there be no more fakes in the world" is extremely excited!

Not to mention that the father of this rich second generation is engaged in real estate, even if he is the richest man in the country, he can't stop them from stepping on others.

Du Yao is the main manager of this bib account. He actually has real materials. He is currently a biology graduate student at a well-known university.

At first, he just casually posted a few short popular science videos on the website, but later he slowly became popular because of his unique style of complaining and real materials.

When he was just a graduate student, Du Yao signed a contract with a media company and officially became a self-media blogger with a professional team.

Because Du Yao is in a well-known university, even if he encounters a problem, he can quickly find a professional to ask him.

The family also runs a company that tests the composition of substances. When encountering items with unknown ingredients, they can be sent directly for testing.

Under such convenient conditions, it is only natural that Du Yao's account became popular.

It's just that any profession has a bottleneck period and a ceiling. After Du Yao's fans have increased to 180 million, it will be difficult to increase.

For this reason, the professional team assigned to Du Yao by the company has also been worried for a long time. After trying various methods to no avail, everyone plans to use time to break through this barrier.

But unexpectedly, at the critical moment, the foolish and rich second generation held honey, brought his face close to let them beat him.

After Du Yao sent out the taunting scarf first, the members of his team immediately took action.

How can you just use words to taunt?Is there a picture?Do you have to have animations?

In order to reflect the professionalism, the related popular science follow-up has to keep up, right?

These all take time, how can everyone in the team not be busy?

Moreover, how can only the spontaneous enthusiasm caused by netizens be enough?

When their second wave of science popularization comes out, they still need to buy marketing to push the topic to the front row of hot searches!

Du Yao's team was very efficient, and it didn't take long for a new, more professional blog post to appear after Du Yao's first satirical text bib.

@望世界无非常装品 v: The structure diagrams of honeysuckle and honey are shown in p1 and p2.

p1: multi-angle picture of honeysuckle.jpg;

p2: Multi-angle pictures of bees.jpg.

According to the structure of the two, it can be seen that the flower buds of honeysuckle are extremely long, but the mouthparts of bees are relatively short.

If you can't see it clearly when you look at it separately, then you can take a look at the hand-painted p3.

p3: Hand-drawn cross-section of bee mouthparts protruding into honeysuckle.jpg.

As shown in p3, if there is really honey, I can't think about picking honeysuckle honey.

That's probably equivalent to how difficult it is for us human beings to pout to touch the bottom of an ordinary long water glass.

Since honeysuckle honey is almost unavailable, does it mean that honeysuckle honey on the market is all fake?

No, our smart ancestors have long thought of various ways to get honey, among which is honeysuckle nectar, which is difficult for bees to collect.

The specific operation steps are shown in p4.

p4: Soak the picked and processed honeysuckle flower buds in high-concentration honey. By default, the honey contains the essence of honeysuckle.

From Figure 4, we can draw a conclusion that the honeysuckle nectar currently on the market is not honey collected directly by bees at all.

To put it plainly, it is pickled honeysuckle. As for the honey used to pickle the flowers, who knows what kind of honey it is?Helpless shrug.jpg.

Anyway, it’s not honeysuckle honey.

To sum up, we can draw a conclusion that what a well-known rich second generation eats must not be honeysuckle honey.

The account "May there be no more fakes in the world" has a certain fan base. As soon as this blog post was posted, people immediately liked it, forwarded it, and criticized Aite, the rich second generation who exposed honey.

The fan of the rich second generation saw it and commented: But our brother didn't say that what he bought was honeysuckle honey collected by honey.

Besides, even if it was, it was bad enough for that brother to be fooled, why should he be laughed at?

——Maybe I think it’s quite stupid. For example, you spent the money on the green water ghost, bought an electronic watch, and proudly went to Versailles online:

Oops, bought a watch and I'm going to eat dirt this month.

Tell me how you feel.

Passers-by replied one after another: Too stupid, so stupid, oh no, it's too miserable...

The fans of the rich second generation couldn't say it, so they could only go to ask the rich second generation, but the rich second generation was still idle, so they replied directly.

——It is collected from honey. When I bought it, the other party said that it is all real honey collected by real bees.

The fans were choked, so they took the initiative to recognize the title of "big fool"?

You know, honeysuckle is still soaked in other fake honeysuckle honey, but their elder brother has nothing in it, maybe he's a fool who is too lazy to fool you.

What does this make them say?

The scarves on both sides have just been issued, and currently only a small number of passers-by are running back and forth on both sides to eat melons.

It didn't take long for the popularity of the new scarf to rise, and a large number of netizens poured in.

Du Yao and his team couldn't help clenching their fists excitedly as they watched the number of likes and reposts under the popular science scarf skyrocket.

"That's great! It's cool to step on the top of the rich second generation!"

"It's a pity, this is just a rich second generation. If this is the father of a rich second generation, we will gain even more this time."

"Come on, his father is not as flamboyant as he is, posting things on the Internet."

"That's right, be content, Brother Yao, what shall we do next?"

Du Yao was refreshing his soaring fan count, and after hearing this, he tried his best to calm down his excitement before saying, "Of course it's a crackdown!"

"Since the other party dared to sell it to a rich second generation at a high price, then we can continue to dig deeper along this line, and it is best to catch the source..."

Just as Du Yao was expressing his vision for the future, a member who was monitoring network movements in real time suddenly yelled.

"It's not good, Brother Yao! Something happened!"

"What's the matter? Could it be that the other party made a move?"

"I've been worried for a long time. The other party dares to cheat even the rich second generation. Maybe there is someone behind him!"

The excited crowd gathered together to look at it, only to find that it was not the person behind the scenes who made the move, but a comment from a netizen.

But just this one comment is enough to make them frustrated.

The No. [-] Cutie in the Universe: Ah, thanks to the blogger for the popular science, but I have the circle of friends of the little sister who sells this honey. The screenshot is as follows.

In the picture, it is Lin Xi who is using WeChat to notify all the bosses of new news.

In addition to several photos of honey, one of them also revealed the news that the honey was produced in Xishui Village.

The cutest cutie in the universe: I circled it in red, did everyone see it?Designate key stream villages.

What the blogger said is no problem, maybe ordinary honeysuckle is not good, but the honeysuckle in Xishui Village is so spicy!

As the blogger said, no matter how pouty a person is, they can’t touch the inner bottom of the long cup, but what if the long cup is replaced with a washbasin?

Not to mention the mouth, the whole head can go in!

Because Lin Xi only sells it in a small area, not all the people who bought it added her as friends, like the rich second generation who flaunted their wealth, just bought honey that has been sold several times.

So I don't even know that the honey comes from Xishui Village.

Moreover, Xishui Village is really special. Compared with the vast area of ​​Huaguo, the small village is so small that it is negligible, and its specialness cannot be used to wash away the common sense in the hearts of the public.

Therefore, even though many people know Xishui Village, they also know that Xishui Village produces all kinds of giant plants.

But for a while, most netizens were judging with common sense, and didn't think of that special place.

However, once someone breaks things down and connects them together with reasonable logic, everything becomes extremely clear in an instant.

Many melon-eating netizens suddenly realized that it was funny, and at the same time, they began to like the netizen nicknamed "the first cutie in the universe", and finally her comment quickly rose to the number one hot comment.

There are also many people who leave comments directly in the hot comments.

——Hey, since you mentioned Xishui Village, I'm not sleepy anymore.

Come, come, let me show you the photos I took with various giant plants when I visited Xishui Village on May Day last time.

——Hahaha, standing with them, you look so petite.

—Look at me, look at me, look at me!Dangdang~ I may be the first few tourists who went to Xishui Village. At that time, I happened to encounter an activity of planting my own small pumpkins.

I joined it after seeing it was fun. I thought there would be no follow-up, but guess what!what!Go!

A month ago, I received an invitation from the official of Xishui Village, saying that the small pumpkin I planted before has now turned into a giant, the largest one at the same time.

Before long, my pumpkins will be sent to participate in the plant competition organized by the state. If they beat the pumpkins of the same period, they may be reserved for research by the Academy of Agricultural Sciences.

They also asked me if I wanted to send Xiao Nan to the competition in person!

—Then you agreed?How do you feel now?

——Definitely agreed, I’m planning to take my parents with me, as for how I feel, woohoo, I feel inexplicably sending my children to participate in the Mathematical Olympiad.

——Hahaha, don’t panic, you can still boldly imagine the future.

If scientists really use your Xiaonan to hybridize some new species, wouldn't your Xiaonan's contribution be even greater!

——The crooked building is crooked, brothers, do you still remember what you are here for?Those who didn't know thought I had mistakenly entered the propaganda group of Xishui Village.

——Then let me be honest. As we all know, the plants in Xishui Village change with the seasons.

Maybe the plants I saw last time had just germinated, and the next time I went, I saw new plants blooming. The sense of surprise and uncertainty is very strong.

Coincidentally, I went there recently and happened to meet the protagonist honeysuckle related to this incident. [Picture] Let's take a look, I am right.

In fact, I didn't recognize what kind of flower it was before. I just took a photo with it because it looked good. Thanks to the blogger for the popular science, I posted it with some uncertainty.

If you make a mistake, please give me a pat.

—Don't doubt it!Really!It's just an enlarged version.

God, a single plant is very beautiful. This large sea of ​​honeysuckle flowers is simply too beautiful.

Du Yao looked at the honeysuckle in the picture, and the flesh on his cheeks began to twitch.

This, Nima... Who would think of Xishui Village when he was so excited!

So embarrassing!

When he thought that he mocked other people's stupidity just now, without saying anything, the people around him gave him "you stupid hat" looks, Du Yao was about to explode.

He has never encountered this kind of reversal. Even if the bee owner who collects honey stands up and says, our flowers are bigger, which is better than the current situation.

If the other party stood up, at most, his reasonable doubts had been broken, but now he was laughed at by thousands of netizens, and the right person did not come out.

How does this make him feel?

"Sister Liu, it's a good thing we are on the first floor!" Du Yao couldn't help sighing.

Sister Liu was thinking of a solution. After hearing this, she couldn't help asking with a puzzled face, "What are you talking about? Are you mad?"

Du Yao: "No, you don't understand Sister Liu. The first floor is really suitable for digging the ground. If you can dig it for me, I can jump straight down. Please help me cover it with soil..."

Sister Liu: ...

This, this is unnecessary!

In the end, this incident was reported to the company supervisor. The supervisor looked at the situation and found that although the matter was serious, it was not serious enough.

Now most of the netizens are focusing on the special features of Xishui Village, but they don't mock Du Yao too much.

But there is still a hidden crisis. After all, Du Yao's account is mainly for "professional science popularization and professional anti-counterfeiting".

The most feared of these two points is a credibility crisis.

If he is no longer authoritative, the fans' trust in him will decline.

The most important thing for them to do now is to stop losses in time.

The director of the company directly said to Du Yao: "Don't hesitate, make a sincere apology video, be frank and admit your shortcomings.

Then I will focus on praising Xishui Village, magnifying its uniqueness, and promoting it to them by the way, I believe they will not bite us back.

When summing up at the end, don't forget to apologize again, just say that you will think more comprehensively in the future, and don't draw conclusions because of ignoring a few special circumstances. "

Du Yao understood as soon as he heard it. This is to show his attitude first, lower his figure, and then explain the special features of Xishui Village, which is all to whitewash himself.

The more special Xishui Village is said to be, the easier it is to forgive my mistake this time.

Finally, I apologize again, indicating that I will learn from my lesson and be more cautious in the future, so as to make fans feel good again.

He really deserves to be the manager. With such a combination of punches, he might attract a large number of fans instead of driving away customers.

Du Yao gave the supervisor a whole set of rainbow fart plus spiritual massage, and when the supervisor left with a smile, he couldn't hold back his face.

It's such a thing, but it's easy to say, but hard to do. Does he, Du Yao, want to lose face?

It's really embarrassing... to apologize in public.

But they all agreed to the supervisor, Du Yao thought, it would be embarrassing anyway, why don't we just have a big one and broadcast it live.

After asking the team's opinion, Du Yao cautiously distributed a scarf.

May there be no more fakes in the world v: One hour later, at five o'clock sharp, we will broadcast a live apology on this platform.

After Du Yao finished posting, he didn't even want to read the comments below, so he just turned off the phone screen.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Just as he was contemplating the draft of an apology, out of the corner of his eye he accidentally glanced at the computer screen, the picture sent by "the cutest cutie in the universe" who was the first to speak and question.

It was a screenshot of Lin Xi's circle of friends, which contained several pictures of canned honey and Lin Xi's brief promise of fidelity.

Du Yao stared at a certain photo above, his eyes suddenly lit up!

"Zoom in, quick! Zoom in on this picture."

The commanded team members were a little confused, but followed their words and enlarged a certain photo.

Du Yao looked at the magnified honey label, and was so excited that he couldn't restrain himself and thumped the table. Even if his hand hurt, he didn't take a look at it.

"Sister Liu! No, we won't apologize! They are real liars, and I have found the evidence!"

As Du Yao said, he was going to edit the content of the scarf that was released earlier.

But Sister Liu at the side snatched his mobile phone directly, and asked suspiciously:

"Are you sure? Du Yao, you were slapped in the face just now. If you get slapped again, our faces will be swollen."

Du Yao didn't think that Sister Liu was in the way, but told what he knew in detail.

Sister Liu searched while listening to him, and after confirming with the team members several times, she nodded to Du Yao.

It's done!

Du Yao clenched his fist excitedly, took the mobile phone handed over by Sister Liu and started editing.

May there be no more fakes in the world v: One hour later, that is, at five o'clock sharp, we will conduct a live "apology" on this platform.

No text modification was made, but only quotation marks were added around the word apology. The meaning of this sentence changed instantly.

It went directly from apologizing to - saying sorry to your mother, waiting for labor and capital to slap your face in all directions.

Yan Tang also knew about this matter. It was Lin Xi who told him. He wanted to make a video to clarify it, but he didn't expect the netizens to help him solve the matter directly.

What a group of little angels!

Yan Tang, who was relieved, did not leave just because the matter came to an end, but took advantage of the time when he came to Xishui Village to shoot directly.

Even if it is not used for clarification, the small video shot can also be used for publicity.

Although the production of honey is still not up, Brother Feng can say that he has a total of nine queen bees in his hand, and he is trying to control them not to fight every day, and at the same time control their reproduction not to be too fast.

This kind of anti-animal instinct behavior is still very difficult to implement.

But on the other hand, once Yan Tang said he would let go of the beehives, he could quickly increase the number of beehives by a car.

As for the flowers, Li Bo, the little yellow man who was conquered by honey, returned to Xishui Village with a flower album some time ago, and was waiting to expand the flower area.

Yan Tang suspected that Uncle Li wanted to bring some private goods, and wanted to grow some honeyed flowers that he liked to eat.

Isn't it a coincidence—hehe, he also has the same idea!

Yan Tang over here is filming a short video, while crazily hinting to Uncle Li that he likes a certain flavor of honey.

Du Yao's team at the other end finally waited until five o'clock.

Today happened to be the weekend, and Du Yao's notice had been released for a while, and the three related trending searches were all hanging on the scarf.

So as soon as he turned on the camera, a large number of netizens quickly flooded into the live broadcast room.

Du Yao adjusted the position of the camera, and during this process, he caught sight of Lin Xi entering the live broadcast room.

There is a function of this live broadcast of the bib, that is, when some big v with a high number of fans log in to the live broadcast room with this account, a special reminder will appear on the screen.

Lin Xi is a well-known makeup artist in the industry. She has also worked with countless artists, big and small, and is good at managing herself. Therefore, although her number of fans is not particularly large, she still has more than 50.

With such a number of fans, she is still a certified big v, which made her attract everyone's attention the moment she entered the live broadcast room.

Before the barrage, they were still discussing about "apology", guessing whether Du Yao really wanted to apologize, but when Lin Xi appeared, everyone greeted her one after another.

Some people also clicked on the previous hot comment on Weibo, knowing that Lin Xi is the seller of honey, so they asked about some sales-related topics.

After all, this was not his live broadcast room, and Lin Xi didn't want to steal Du Yao's limelight, so he simply responded with a few words, saying that the honey had been robbed, and didn't say anything else.

However, Du Yao, who glanced at these contents, sneered, "It's just selling fake honey, let's see how he slaps her in the face after a while!"

When the time is up, the live broadcast officially begins.

Du Yao sat in front of the table with a serious face, holding a tablet with an unlit screen in his hand.

He greeted everyone in the live broadcast room calmly: "Fans and friends who will become my fans in the future, hello everyone, welcome to my live broadcast room."

"I believe everyone already knows the purpose of my live broadcast, yes! I'm here to [apology]!"

The word "apology" was bitten hard and ridiculed by him, it was obvious that the visitor was not kind.

Du Yao clicked on the tablet screen, and it happened to be the zoomed-in screenshot of Lin Xi's circle of friends.

Du Yao drew a circle on the label of one of the bottles of honey, and showed it to the netizens: "Everyone should be able to see what this is, right?

It doesn't matter if you can't see clearly, I will tell you directly, this is the label of this jar of honey, and it says pine flower honey. "

"Maybe everyone is wondering, you just got slapped in the face, and fans just proved that giant honeysuckle can be harvested for honey, so is there any problem with this pine flower?

Can the mouth of the bee reach the inside of the pine flower?But it’s huge, it’s definitely possible, do you think I’m going to be slapped in the face again? "

As soon as Du Yao finished speaking, various barrages appeared on the screen, most of which were teasing.

——Yo, you've finished talking, what else can we say?

——Yes, yes, you are absolutely right!

——I haven’t apologized about the honeysuckle before, and I’ve made another pine flower honey, is it over yet?Can we solve the last thing first and then talk about this?

……

After flipping through a few bullet screens casually, Du Yao directly opened his mouth to let go:

"I'll just say it straight! Maybe there is honeysuckle nectar collected by real bees, but everything on the market under the banner of pine honey is false propaganda!"

"Now that Lin Xi is here, I'll just ask, is your pine flower honey the most expensive?"

A golden barrage belonging to Lin Xi appeared: "We have many types of honey..."

Du Yao suddenly interrupted loudly: "Just tell me if it's the most expensive!"

This is indeed the most expensive in her possession at the moment, and the bottom price list provided to her by the little boss is also marked as such, but this does not mean that it will also be the most expensive in the future.

However, in the face of Du Yao's aggressiveness and numerous urging barrages, it seemed that every second of her hesitation was a guilty conscience.

Simply, Lin Xi directly sent: "Yes!"

So what if you just admit it?Although she has not tasted all the things, but the two kinds she has tasted so far have great effects.

She has no doubts about the authenticity of the honey at all, it depends on what Du Yao wants to do, she will do whatever she sees!

After seeing the barrage that Lin Xi sent out, Du Yao directly smiled triumphantly.

"I knew it was so! Since ancient times, pine trees have had extraordinary meanings. In the eyes of many people, they can even represent immortality. All kinds of crazy people who want to live a long life are obsessed with this.

If there is any news about Songhuami, no matter whether it is true or not, they will snap it up like crazy.However, the liars are also tried and tested.Therefore, under the banner of Songhuami, things are naturally the most expensive! "

"However, beekeepers will not let the bees collect the honey flowing from the pine tree, because the bees will not digest it after eating it, and they will bloat and die. This loss is simply too great."

"Then now comes the question, Miss Lin Xi who sells expensive longevity pine nectar, may I ask how many bees died in your family to get this batch of honey?"

Lin Xi was speechless, she... didn't know the key to this.

Seeing that the other party did not respond for a long time, obviously not knowing how to refute, Du Yao was even more proud.

He just wanted to connect the matter of pine flower honey and honeysuckle honey, saying that these are the products of a black shop.

Since Lin Xi dared to deceive the public with pine nectar, why didn't she dare to deceive everyone with honeysuckle nectar?

The honeysuckle in Xishui Village is indeed big, but who can guarantee that the honey must come from Xishui Village?

Product problems are like dirt, you find a piece, don't you suspect there are other places too?

So he didn't have to apologize for the honeysuckle before!

However, just as Du Yao wanted to bring the two together, a strange noise came from his live broadcast room.

—— Fugui Group applied to live broadcast with you, do you accept it?

The author has something to say: the bug catching is over!Successful two in one, maintained my crumbling reputation value, woo woo, a tear of bitterness.

It's still a small red envelope, I'm lazy to type in the title, everyone knows that it's fine~

As for tomorrow—well, try to add another update.

Speaking of adding more, there is actually one thing I didn't say. You probably haven't found out that I haven't added the 4000 nutrient solution yet.

I added it once at 2000, but at 4000 I couldn’t get it out, so I kept owing it.

But now, the old swan, there are more than 5000, and the addition of 6000 will soon be added, and the more you owe, the more you owe.

So, recently, I have been in a ball, and I didn't dare to ask for nutrient solution (still don't ask, eh!)

When I break out recently, I will make up for the 4000 bonus!

感谢在2021-06-0923:54:07~2021-06-1023:53:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 17 bottles of Undercurrent Jingzhe; 5 bottles of Quick Falling Cookies; 3 bottles of Qiju Mang;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!