I got rich by the protagonist's lines

Before going to do things, Yan Tang specially changed into the clothes at the bottom of the box.

Not to mention, I didn't feel anything when I wore it before, but now I wear it again, and I feel that the pilled clothes are indeed a bit tight.

After intentionally avoiding the time when Teacher Lu came over, Yan Tang joined a group of more than a dozen people, rubbed against the car carrying building materials by the little blue people, and went to the place where Wu San might be using Wuwu as a navigation.

The car turned left and right, walked across the asphalt road, crossed the cross street, and finally stopped in front of an alley. Yan Tang jumped out of the truck first and dusted off the dirt on his body.

Although what he was wearing today looked like a tattered mandarin jacket, and the dark blue fabric was a little faded, but he put it in the closet after washing it, and it was not dirty at all.

However, along the way, he passed several excavation sites, and flying dust poured in from the half-opened car window, covering his face and body.

Yan Tang patted the dirt on his body, covered his mouth and nose, and said to Miss Miao next to him:

"Sister, you said that our disgraced people will lose their momentum when we walk in?"

"so what?"

"So I was very upset and decided not to be reasonable."

Miss Miao laughed out loud when she heard the words, she loves the unreasonable trick the most, if there is anything to say, just be reckless.

After Yan Tang finished speaking, he looked up at Wuwu, and found that Wuwu was standing on a door archway, and under the archway, there were two people smoking and playing cards squatting on the ground.

Yan Tang gestured to Wu Wu and asked: Is it here?

Wu Wu turned around directly, leaving him a butt, which means you believe it or not.

Yan Tang didn't say anything, just walked over.

The two street players who played cards were indeed Wu San's subordinates.

Although Wu San is not a very good person, he has a strong sense of urgency, and he has already arranged for the younger brothers to take turns guarding them.

It's just that the little brothers don't care too much.

The two bastards were playing cards when suddenly a shadow appeared in their sight, and as they raised their heads reflexively, they heard a juvenile voice that was deliberately lowered.

"Does Wu San live here?"

One of the bastards bit the cigarette holder in his mouth before standing up.

Finding that this was just a child with no hair yet, his expression immediately returned to his original relaxed state.

Could it be that he came here to borrow usury?

Tsk tsk, new leeks.

While feeling emotional in his heart, the man looked Yan Tang up and down with a smile, as if looking at a piece of fat, "You ask him to do it..."

Before the words landed, Yan Tang waved his hand and shouted: "Hit!"

The next moment, a group of people behind him rushed forward, and the fists of a dozen people fell like raindrops.

When Yan Tang withdrew from the siege, he was still shouting: "Don't hold back anyone, don't let me stop until they beat me by two inches!"

The two bastards had never felt this kind of battle. As soon as they received two punches, they began to shout that they wanted to surrender.

"Grandpa! We made a mistake, Grandpa! Tell me what you want to do, we are sure we can do anything!"

"Are you looking for the third brother? I can call the third brother! I can definitely!"

Hearing this, Yan Tang directly raised his head, smothering their hope in a particularly awkward way: "See you Wu San later, I'm just here to beat you."

One of them couldn't help but wailed: "You, what do you mean by beating us?"

Yan Tang tilted his head: "It's not interesting, it's just for fun."

Two bastards: ... Nima, I'm even more angry!

After a slamming hammer, Yan Tang charged forward with a group of people.

Behind this archway is a gathering place to be demolished. The overall area is not small, and Wu San should be inside.

Sure enough, not long after walking in, Yan Tang heard Wu San's voice.

"Little girl, money, money, don't you understand people's words?

Labor and management don't want to repay your kindness from you rags, what labor and management want is money, real money!Since you haven't paid usury yet, go get naked, chat, and sell!

I just want to see money anyway! "

When Yan Tang rounded the corner and appeared in front of Wu San and the others, what he saw was the current scene.

A group of crooked bastards standing side by side confronted a young girl who was trying to keep calm, but her face was full of humbleness and cowardice.

They soon noticed Yan Tang and his party, and the atmosphere became tense.

Yan Tang counted, and there were a total of seven bastards present, which is not a small number according to normal times, but at this time there were more than a dozen people on their side, and the bastards immediately lost their momentum.

However, Wu San on the opposite side was not panicked, he knew Yan Tang, but he was just a child.

Although the [-]% discount was in Yan Tang's hands, it was in the noodle shop, which was Wu San's territory.

Seeing that the group of people on the other side were still in the posture of a gangster on the beach, Yan Tang was determined not to accompany them in the show, so he waved his hand directly.

"on!"

The formation of Wu San's group had just been formed not long ago, and they thought they were going to enter the conversation and negotiation session, but they didn't expect that the other party did not follow common sense at all and rushed forward.

I have to say that the people on Yan Tang's side really have an advantage.

Miss Miao—a former professional thug, Yu Boss and his five sons—a former professional pirate.

As for Zheng Gong, Wang Gong and Li Bo, they were either engaged in construction or farm work, and none of them had less strength than normal people.

There are also ten strong men drawn from the engineering team in the back. Although they are not very intelligent, they are absolutely obedient, pointing to where to hit.

But after a while, Wu San and the others were restrained.

Yan Tang stepped forward, patted Wu San on the head and asked, "Wu San, did you splash the red paint on Zhou Tian's house?"

Just as Wu San was about to shake his head, Sister Miao stretched out a hand and pinched his cheeks, so that he could not shake his head, but also kept his mouth open all the time, unable to close it.

"Do you have any transaction records between Boss Chengdong Wu and you?"

Although Wu San couldn't hear what he said "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh', but he could tell he was swearing just by looking at his expression.

Yan Tang looked at Ah Wu, the son of Boss Yu: "The place where you find the most meat, don't ruin our Angkor."

Ah Wu pouted, with unwillingness written all over his face, but he quickly stood up and walked behind Wu San.

Feeling that there was an extra person behind him, Wu San's biological instinct was instantly alert, but he couldn't turn his head back, thinking about what Yan Tang said just now.

What do you mean don't break him?

What is this man going to do?

All of a sudden, all kinds of thoughts of killing women before killing appeared in Wu San's mind, his eyes were so frightened that his eyes were tearing apart, he didn't expect Yan Tang to be smarter than him.

The next moment, Ah Wu, who was behind Wu San, stepped forward, stretched out his hands, and aimed at the two lumps of flesh behind Wu San, and quickly attacked.

After more than a dozen punches of "bang bang bang", Ah Wu began to carefully watch Dong's expression. He can stop, even though he is through his pants, he is also strangely responsive.

Yan Tang nodded in satisfaction. When she was a child, her mother once said to her father: spanking a child must be skillful, especially on the buttocks.

For Wu San's health, he really took great pains.

Only Wu San stared round his eyes. He stretched his neck forward, his eyeballs seemed to pop out of his sockets at any time, and tears flowed from the corners of his eyes.

Killing people is nothing more than nodding their heads, and Yan Tang stepped on the horse even more ruthlessly, allowing him to be beaten on the buttocks under the watchful eyes of everyone and a group of his younger brothers!

Wu San was about to hate Yan Tang to death, but he had to beg for mercy with his eyes, and only after Sister Miao let go of her hand did he reveal his location.

One of Wu San's younger brothers stood up and led a member of the engineering team to the position Wu San had mentioned.

Not long after, a mobile phone appeared in Yan Tang's hand, which contained not only the recording of the conversation between him and Boss Wu, but also screenshots of the funds exchanged between the two parties.

After Yan Tang accepted it, she looked at Wu San with a smile: "Very good, do you want to take revenge?"

After Wu San shook his head, he said straightforwardly: "I, Wu San, am also a character. Since I am willing to admit to Zhou Tian, ​​and you still won the fight, there is no reason for me to fight back."

Yan Tang nodded in satisfaction, and then asked, "What about the two old people in Zhou Tian's family?"

"We will definitely not attack them again. We are also old and young, and we will not easily touch the old and the young."

"Very well, then this matter is over?"

Wu San suppressed the fierce light in his eyes, and said with certainty: "It's over!"

Yan Tang innocently nodded as if it was her first time out.The next moment, Sister Miao walked up to him with a strong man from the engineering team: "Boss, the man has been found."

Wu San has always looked down on women, and he didn't care when he heard what Sister Miao said.

Or is it a little inexplicable to say this, what is "the person has been found"?

Who is this person?

Wu Sanyue became more and more curious as he thought about it, and he was secretly tilting his head to look over there.

Unexpectedly, the strong man stood up directly, holding a brick, and hit his head.

In an instant, blood gushed out, mixed with muddy water, and flowed all over the man's face.

However, the strong man still said to Yan Tang in a calm tone:

"Boss, shoot people to death one by one with bricks. After you leave, I will turn myself in and say that I killed them all."

With a "snap", the knife in Wu San's hand suddenly fell to the ground.

The younger brothers behind him also looked dumbfounded.

Crazy, are you crazy?

Wu San stepped back, pointed at Yan Tang and the others and said, "You, you, you, don't come here... This is a society ruled by law!

This is the head of the red flag!This, this, this..."

Wu San couldn't go on "this", his body was a little weak, his hands were trembling, and there were tears in the corners of his eyes:

"Rich, rich and powerful, democratic, civilized, harmonious... woo woo woo, please let me go, I really don't dare."

Yan Tang: ...

Yan Tang couldn't help but look at Sister Miao in blank dismay, thinking with some doubts: The effect is so good?

At this moment, a young girl who was also at the scene with a humble face stood up.

Originally, when Yan Tang and his party walked in, she thought that there was going to be a gang fight.

In order to avoid being endangered, she has been hiding well in the corner.

But then, the operation of Yan Tang and others opened her eyes.

Her eyes became brighter and brighter, and finally reached their peak when the strong man hit her forehead with a brick.

A door to a new world is slowly opening.

She came out, although her legs were instinctively weak, but her eyes were very bright.

She looked at Wu San, then at the strong man who "knocked myself" before, and finally said to Yan Tang:

"Shoot them all to death. I'll turn myself in and say I did it. I'm willing to drag them to die together."

"My mother was ill before, and I took out a loan shark. One year later, my mother was gone, and I paid back ten times the principal, but the interest was increasing.

I don't want to live anymore when I'm being duped in different ways every day, so let's die together. "

Yan Tang was dumbfounded.

He really wanted to stretch out Erkang's hand and say: Girl, wake up, girl!This is the prop plasma we bought for the film crew, it’s not real!

But before Yan Tang could speak, the girl directly swung a brick, like an eagle jumping into a flock of chickens, and rushed towards Wu San and the others.

At this moment, she seemed to be possessed by the god of war, and she couldn't look directly at her in panic.

Wu San was scared out of his wits by Yan Tang, at this moment when he saw the person who had been allowed to be rounded and flattened by them before, he suddenly became desperate and cried out loud.

"No! Ye Yu, we don't want your interest! Auntie, please, please go! We really don't want it!"

The shock he had just endured was big enough, and he couldn't take another lunatic anymore!

let him go...

However, the girl named Ye Yu only paused slightly when she heard the words, and then continued to rush forward decisively as if she had firmed up some beliefs.

Wu San directly took out the IOU from his younger brother's pocket and tore it up, letting the shredded pieces of paper fall down.

"Look, it's really gone. Don't you women like to buy bags, lipsticks and go shopping? You go shopping, you go shopping, why do you compete with us?"

Ye Yu stared stupidly at the torn pieces of IOUs falling from her eyes, and landed on the one beside her feet, even her signature was on it.

Well, it looks like it was literally torn apart.

The cage that restrained her seemed to be broken together...

This time, Ye Yu's movements finally stopped, as if she had fallen into some unbelievable illusion, her lips were murmured but she couldn't speak.

She seems to be really free...

However, a voice sounded in her ear, "This matter is not over yet."

In the quiet scene, Yan Tang's voice came again, "Don't you have to pay back the extra money?"

Ye Yu stood there in a daze. Yes, she borrowed 1 yuan, and it took just over a year. She repaid the principal of [-] yuan, and there are countless interest waiting for her.

Now that the interest is no longer used, what about the extra [-] that was given out?

Wu San transferred [-] yuan to Ye Yu quickly, as if sending a plague god, gritted his teeth and said earnestly:

"The money, Tama labor has already been paid, why don't you hurry up? Anyway, the 1 yuan back then also helped your mother!"

Yes, things are over.

But Ye Yu also changed.

Therefore, Ye Yu, who was more reckless because of her freedom, directly swung the brick and swept it away. With a sharp light in her eyes, the brick flew obliquely.

And the brick hit Wu San's ass like a bend.

Seeing Wu San jumping up on the spot with an "ow", Ye Yu also showed a smile.

She trotted to Yan Tang's side, trying to integrate into the team.

"Boss, from now on, my life is yours! I will kill whoever you say, there is absolutely no difference."

Yan Tang was silent for a moment, holding back the words, and finally waved his hand, making a movement to close the team.

A group of people returned to the truck with a "huh-la-la", and Ye Yu, who was extra, was particularly excited.

Miss Miao seemed to be very interested in her, and questioned her carefully like checking a household register.

Ordinary people would have been impatient with this, but Ye Yuyue finished answering with an obedient and serious face.

Yan Tang and the others listened silently at the side.

Coincidentally, this girl turned out to be the same as Zhou Tian, ​​a former top student in the college entrance examination.

Although I am studying in university now, I work part-time desperately because I have to repay the loan. Now I am skinny and inhuman.

Seeing her chattering about "sincerely", "repaying kindness" and "hacking, hacking", Yan Tang finally couldn't hold back, and asked Zheng Gong, who was driving, to change the route.

After hearing this, Ye Yu asked, "Boss, are we going back to the base camp?"

Seeing the car gradually driving up the dirt road, Ye Yu not only didn't feel worried, on the contrary, he showed a look of enthusiasm.

Yan Tang dealt with her vaguely: "Yes, put you in a place where you can be hacked, and we will leave."

Ye Yu nodded seriously: There is nothing wrong with it, there is no doubt that Hei Shi will be a training place.

Yan Tang on the other side didn't know what Ye Yu was thinking.

At this moment, he was really overwhelmed, God, is this girl not vigilant?Are all contemporary college students so bold?

I got into a stranger's car casually, and when I saw that I was walking on a remote road, I didn't hurry to take a photo and send it to my friends. I felt something was wrong, and I insisted on moving forward.

In an instant, Yan Tang, the "little man", started to work hard for the country again, my God, are the little rabbits raised in our country too honest?

A few seconds later, Yan Tang silently decided that when he saved more money, he would donate another batch to the school, begging them to spread more safety education.

In the end, Ye Yu was placed at Aunt Liu's house in Xishui Village.

Now it's still summer vacation, Ye Yu can just do odd jobs here, responsible for chopping grapes, peaches, and mangoes.

Coincidentally, Aunt Liu is also a professional pig farmer in various senses in Xishui Village. Not only does she cook delicious food, but she also has special skills to make people eat more.

I believe that when Ye Yu starts school again, she will definitely gain weight.

Yan Tang and his party rushed from Xishui Village to Laoli Village and brought back a batch of sea urchins.

Obviously, yesterday's food for one person and two people was not enough to eat, nor was it satisfying!

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At this moment, many people gathered in front of Fugui Small Shop, Fugui Noodle Restaurant and Fugui Braised Pork.

It's not the first time for Lao Tie Xu Li to come to Peach Blossom Street. After tasting the abalone feast last time, he has been thinking about it all the time.

Netizens from all over the world who traveled with him also felt that the trip was worthwhile.

It's a pity that time is limited, and the group of them only stayed here for four days at most.

Coincidentally, this time he accepted an invitation for a gourmet show, and the recording location of the show was in the suburbs of Beijing.

As soon as the plane landed, he and a group of fellow guests went straight to here, walking and Amway:

"This time, I'll take you all to a restaurant that you've never been to before. It's not inferior to homemade dishes. Even the simplest porridge or a bowl of noodles will blow your mind away."

Who can refuse Lao Tie's Amway?nobody!

What's more, this old man is not only the honorary chairman of the food association headquarters, he is also a pen.

To describe the dishes, there are so many tricks.

Along the way, not to mention the guests who were going to record the show together, even the director who used instant noodles to survive all the year round, all began to swallow their saliva unconsciously.

It's just that when a group of people arrived at Peach Blossom Street, what they saw were crowds of people gathered in front of several shops.

Old Tie Xu Li frowned, knowing that things were far from simple.

He walked through the crowd and saw the closed store door first, and then saw a child.

Xu Li has good eyesight. Some time ago, he spent half of his waking hours in Fuguier.

Therefore, he recognized at a glance that the child in front of him was a student in the cram school in Fuguier's backyard.

Judging by his posture, he probably wants to bypass the crowd and enter from the side, which means that although the store in front is closed, the cram school in the back is still open.

Xu Li hurried over and patted the child on the shoulder from behind.

His appearance is not that friendly type, and he even scared and cried the little nephew at home.

So before the child turned around, Xu Li preemptively handed over a doll that the sponsor had given to the program group.

Then he asked with a smile: "Little friend, do you know why Fu Gui'er's boss has gone? Did you say when he will come back?"

The child who was stopped was stunned holding the doll, "I heard that it seems to be a festival, and I don't know when I will be back."

Xu Li was puzzled when he heard the words, what day could it be today?How did he never take this leave?

Just as he was confused, he heard a loud voice in the crowd begin to read the note on the door.

Please leave note: Since today is International Men's Day, our store has temporarily decided to close for half a day. I wish all male compatriots happiness and health.

This leave note is just a small strip cut from A4 paper, and people who are a little far away can't really see it.

After being read out like this, people who didn't know what happened before know what happened.

Immediately, more discussions came.

"What is Men's Day? Why don't I know."

"I don't know, I only know March [-]th Women's Day and March [-]th Girls' Day."

"So, this won't be an excuse for the little boss to think at will."

"It's too perfunctory, too perfunctory, is it okay to fabricate festivals out of thin air?"

"Emma, ​​I was eating supper at Fugui'er last night. I just praised Fugui'er for being more diligent with my friends. I didn't expect that the next day I would be a moth!"

……

Xu Li, who was watching, took out his mobile phone to search after listening.

A few seconds later, when Xu Li had just unlocked the phone and hadn't had time to open the browser, a sentence came from the crowd:

"Damn! There really is a 83 men's day... I'll go!"

Xu Li: ...

Xu Li was stunned in place. After being affected by the atmosphere of the scene, he couldn't help but say:

"Fu Gui'er's little boss is too young to be considered a man. I think he can celebrate Men's Day."

When the voice fell to the ground, there was a burst of approving and echoing in an instant.

When Xu Lizheng was feeling complacent, he heard a sweet voice mixed with gnashing of teeth from behind:

"Who are you saying is not a man?"

Xu Li turned around stiffly, and as expected, he saw Yan Tang carrying a box of sea urchins.

The colleagues who came with him all took a step back, leaving only himself who stood out.

Xu Li: ...

On this day, Yan Tang entertained the program crew with rare generosity, and gave each person a sea urchin special treatment, except for Xu Li.

However, Yan Tang said in a special way: "I didn't want to give you food at first, but I thought that only if you all ate it, and Teacher Xu Li couldn't eat it, I would be the most upset.

So I was cruel and gave each of you a share.

So, don't thank me, thank Teacher Xu Li if you want to thank me. "

The guests invited for this gourmet show are not particularly big names, but they are all second- and third-tier figures in the film and television related industries.

Uni-President's emotional intelligence is high and humorous, and it happens that there are two jokers and two comedians in it. After hearing Yan Tang's words, they directly said "You praise me, I praise you".

Not only made the scene hot, but also used various tricks to thank Teacher Xu Li who "sacrificed me alone to help everyone".

Xu Li vividly made several emoticons out of the circle:

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Forget it, destroy it, this world.jpg

……

The director and cameraman who came together turned on the camera at some point, which was a surprise for the program crew.

He's done a few episodes, but none quite like this one, with all the jokes and memes and, of course, the food that's really, really good.

It was so fragrant that he was so shameless that he secretly killed the photographer while he was busy.

Photographer: Nima is not human!Obviously extra overtime!Also eat my sea urchin!God, kill this capitalist with a bolt of lightning!

Not far away, Yan Tang sneezed for no apparent reason as soon as he turned on his phone: Who is it? Who is calling him?

The author has something to say: I laughed out loud, and I saw Youbao in the comment area, in order not to be stalked, he directly said it was 0.

(PS Summary, the words of the previous chapter: The name of the list is based on the strengths of others, which can be understood as, take away a little bit of each of you, and grow myself. From then on, I will be the best!)

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感谢在2021-05-2923:57:12~2021-05-3023:57:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 of the author's little cute things;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：杜若30瓶；七句芒10瓶；江南春色一只猫5瓶；作者的小萌物3瓶；一一一颤、突然想换个名字、。。。2瓶；广聿玉、嗜糖1瓶；

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