I got rich by the protagonist's lines
Chapter 33
After being recommended by the website and reposted by major foreign media, the video shot by Charlie the Explorer has reached an astonishing number of views.
After the heat lasted for three full days, the heat still hasn't entered a period of decline.
According to Ailan Company, which specializes in statistics, the popularity of the video will not subside until the eighth day after it is released.
For this increase, many media have made evaluations.
Among them, the editor-in-chief of "Zhou Bao" sighed: When the fairy tale town in fantasy appears in reality, who can suppress the desire to explore?
The "Daily Mail" said relatively cautiously that it has sent reporters there and will definitely get accurate information as quickly as possible.
"Xunbao" unfolded a fantasy that occupies a full page in a way that opened up the mind. God knows, this is not a fairy tale newspaper, it is a genuine daily news publication.
The always-leading fashion magazine suddenly changed from arrogant and mean to gossip and down-to-earth. The editor-in-chief even naughtily added a list on the last page.
It was a petition signed by designers, and those who had signed were all designers who could be called by their names even if they had just started in the fashion circle.
Even with the beautiful cursive, even with the most euphemistic words, anyone can see the meaning:
We are going to stop the update, we are going to the East to find inspiration!
……
Lewis, the editor-in-chief of the "Times", is like a mudslide in various clear and red streams.
He is a typical shouter. In this publication, he has no scruples that this is an official newspaper. He uses bold and unrestrained words, and every word he writes seems to be able to roar:
Every self-satisfied person, may God open your drooping eyelids.
The incompetent government has been blinding you, they are brainwashing civilians every day, saying how backward that ancient country is.
Have you actually understood it?God knows, every time I learn more about this country, I will be more afraid.
Have you ever thought that the video captured by Charlie is just an iceberg floating on the sea, and there are secrets under the sea that are several times above the sea!
Charlie is the hero, and he tells us how amazing the sleeping lion of the East can be if he just opens his eyes a tiny slit.
Look at your surprised faces, think about the heat that can't be dispelled no matter what, forget it, you are hopeless...
Amidst all kinds of voices, when each media was about to turn from verbal criticism against each other to multiple scuffles, the media people sent by various countries sent back news.
Most of them sent back various pictures, videos and texts before replying.
Thus, a storm crazier than before began...
The foreign media was having a carnival, and the Cultivation Party in China did not want to miss this unprecedentedly grand discussion. There was even a subtitle group joining in to broadcast the situation there in real time.
As veterans of the subtitle team, everyone is fast in both translation and subtitle making, but they are still stuck in the pace of hand speed and updates.
"Nimma! Can I go to the corridor or the toilet to drink water? The back of my computer and the screen are almost sprayed twice! If this happens, I really have to send it for repair!"
"Don't laugh, don't laugh, it will affect my progress. Forget it, hahaha, laugh less, goose goose goose!"
"I'm sick! You pinch your own thigh when you laugh and twitch, why are you pinching me!"
……
This is just the epitome of many subtitle groups, but it happens in every office with a very high repetition rate.
I really don’t blame them for their low laughs. After all, any Chinese would steal the old newspapers pasted on the windows of a fellow villager’s house, pointing to the “Peach Blossom Spring” on it and swearing:
"Oh my god, my God, please believe me, I am a person who never brings an interpreter when I go to China, no one understands the meaning of this poem better than me.
It is an essay written by people in this country more than 1000 years ago, oh God!At that time, the giant plant village already existed!
The Chinese people have hidden us for more than 1000 years!I can not believe it. "
"Hey, is there a stupid groundhog starting to question it now? OK, I know there must be ladies and gentlemen who doubt my language ability, so please see..."
In the video, a foreign reporter with blond hair and blue eyes who thinks he is invincible in Chinese, took a video camera and plunged into the crowd of children. After several coaxing, the children agreed to help translate, and they would not disclose the news to their parents.
It's just that these children have limited patience after all. When the reporter asked in Chinese with a big tongue, "Suddenly heard what peach blossoms are in the peach blossom forest", a group of children pointed backwards in unison.
Afterwards, the reporter yelled at the camera excitedly: "Did you see that huge peach blossom? People in Huaguo at that time already had such a big plant!"
Such incidents really happen all the time, and some people in the subtitle group have started to work with their cheeks numb from laughter.
But after laughing and making trouble, everyone couldn't help sighing in their hearts: After all, the world knows too little about Huaguo, come to Huaguo, come here to have a look.
Look at the speed at which we are taking off, our infrastructure achievements, and our ever-changing city!
Yan Tang spent the first three hours of the night in front of the computer.
His cheerful goose calls came from the room for a while, and he rolled and knocked on the table for a while, and there would be non-stop rustling recordings when it was quiet.
Rainbow farts, it is natural to write them down in order to use them for a longer period of time.
But he is like today, and he doesn't have much time to stay up late to watch the transport.
After all, he had just obtained the right to manage the cooperative, and domestic tourists were already flocking to him.
Yan Tang thought about it several times, and even asked a lot of knowledgeable people. After all, he felt that a tree cannot make a forest. What kind of management is a management team with only oneself in it?
He decided to find a reliable team manager, the members must be good and the team must be large.
In the end, it was Lu Tingfan who felt distressed seeing him so busy that he fell asleep while watching his own recording, so he simply used his family network to help Yan Tang find talents.
It's just that as soon as Lu Tingfan explained the matter, his manager Tang Yuan approached him with a look of embarrassment.
"Cough, brother Lu, what, my cousin Tang Song, you know, he recently returned to China and is looking for a job..."
Lu Tingfan laughed directly when he heard the words: "I'm afraid they came here specifically for Xishui Village."
Tang Yuan didn't help Tang Song hide it, and nodded directly.
His cousin is good at everything, but there is one thing - superstition. I don't know from some nonsense official account. When he saw that Xishui Village is a longevity village, he immediately took the team to book a plane ticket back to the country.
They are an elite team that once dominated Wall Street. The team members were all slowly recruited and formed by Tang and Song since they went to school abroad.
There are those who are proficient in hacking techniques, and those who are familiar with the trend of the financial market... Each of them has performed their duties and has been in place.
Such an elite team was picked up by Yan Tang.
Yan Tang felt that he had taken advantage of it, but he didn't know that the other party was also happy, after all, he came here specifically for this purpose.
In the end, the members of the expanded Fugui Group took a group photo together, which included not only the Tang and Song teams, Wu Wu, Mu Lan, Miao Girl and the minions, but also the little blue people and the strong triplets.
As for the extra triplets, we have to start from a few days ago.
The last time Yan Tang uttered an idiom, it was "People leave the tea to cool down". That time, she uttered two idioms in total, and the other one seemed useless, so Yan Tang didn't click on it.
I thought that I wouldn't have time to visit the crew and unlock idioms by the way, but I didn't want Lu Tingfan to give him a live ticket to a variety show.
Looking at the time, it happened to be free, and then looking at the location, it was near home, Yan Tang agreed without saying a word.
It's just that Yan Tang is really tired recently. He has been sleepy since he sat in the auditorium, and fell asleep not long after. Who knows that there will be a big surprise after waking up?
This program group is really good at making troubles, directly giving the limited words, and the guests not only have to quickly come up with idioms with this word, but also use it in the situation.
Because of this wonderful program, Yan Tang gained a lot this time, and unlocked three idioms at once, namely: tears streaming down the face, red face, and two-faced three-knife.
Yan Tang ordered everything directly, and not long after, three strong men with almost the same appearance and with a Northeast accent appeared in front of him.
In fact, they are quite easy to distinguish. After all, the elder brother on the left has a green dragon tattoo on his flower arm, and the second brother on the right has a white tiger tattoo. The one in the middle is more recognizable, it is actually kitty.
As shown in the "literal meaning", the three people correspond to three idioms respectively. Yan Tang experienced the painful experience of "death to death, life to death, and death to want to eat" during the tasting session.
Just because the "tearful face" is old pockmarked noodles, "red light full face" is hot spicy noodles, only "two sides and three knives" is clear soup noodles, and the competition is about craftsmanship.
But although this clear soup looks clear, it uses real ingredients, which can maintain the overall temperature quite well. After eating hot after spicy, painful tears flowed from the corners of the mouth again.
It's delicious, it's delicious, spicy and refreshing, and the refreshing feeling makes people want to stop, but he can't bear it enough, so he cried.
Yan Tang looked at his own street, and decisively placed an order for the transformation service of the little blue man from "Ai Wu Ji Wu", and his noodle shop can also be opened!
After communicating the specific details with the little blue people, it was getting late.
Yan Tang opened the information software again, and found that when she was busy, the netizens had been busy all day because of the transfer of the subtitle group.
Facing the admiration, flattery and daydream of foreigners, everyone unconsciously felt a sense of pride in their hearts.
Yes, our Huaguo has risen, it's just so awesome, hum!
When Yan Tang was reading the comments of sand sculpture netizens, he suddenly remembered that he still had an idiom that was grayed out in the corner of the wall.
It is - just a few words.
So, inexplicably with a bit of sourness, it seems that it is not as good as the "Four Books and Five Classics".
Yes, in Yan Tang's subconscious mind, it has been tacitly accepted that this is to "send warmth" to the students again.
He poked it casually, and the next moment, a few tattered pieces of paper with a smell of age and decay appeared in Yan Tang's hands.
Yan Tang took a closer look, good guy, the handwriting is blurry, only a few words can be read.
Just as Yan Tang was about to stack the uneven papers, he heard the voice of the system: "Be careful not to move, if it is broken, the ancient books will be worthless."
Yan Tang: ...
Yan Tang was stiff and did not dare to move.
After 15 minutes, he tried to flatten and hold the almost weightless paper with one hand, and dialed the number with the other:
"Hello, is this the Kyoto Museum? I have some ancient books here that I want to donate."
"Just, it's a bit broken, you take it... no, do you want it?"
The author has something to say: [Highlight] Babies, look here, 0502 is going to be on a very important list, so it will be updated later.
That is, the update at 0502 [0:0502 am] will be moved to 11 [[-]:[-] pm].
In order to compensate everyone, there will be an update!trust me!
※There are still small red envelopes in this chapter, and I have received a lot of nutrient solution, thank you dads for taking me to fly, okay!
In addition, the following is the (suspected) advance receipt of the next book, you can see it by poking into the column, please collect it
●"Beautiful Waste After Sleeping on the Altar [Outsider]"
Yun Qing is a beautiful trash known to everyone in the wealthy circle. She has an unrivaled beauty and is particularly easy to deceive.
There are countless people in the dandy circle who are waiting for him to come of age, wanting him to go bankrupt, wanting him to live on the streets, and finally begging to be his lover.
Finally, on the day of her 18th birthday, Yun Qing was cheated out of her money and had nowhere to go.
When he was discouraged, he met a group of men in black robes.
They said: Would you like to sleep on the altar for one night, one million a night, no one will touch you.
Yun Qing took a look at their attire, great!It's cos team building!I went decisively.
When Yun Qing came to the legendary altar, she had no fear other than being dilapidated.
He took out his comfortable little pillow and sleeping bag, and slept peacefully for the night. As expected, he received 100 million the next day.
However, from this day on, things started to go wrong around him.
He always felt that something invisible was holding his waist, kneading his ears, and being sucked by his teeth...
Yun Qing was terrified, he sat on his knees and begged, his neck was covered with snow, the tails of his eyes were flushed, he was gorgeous and pure.
Where he couldn't see, the invisible thing was beating wildly and silently, staring at him without blinking...
After the heat lasted for three full days, the heat still hasn't entered a period of decline.
According to Ailan Company, which specializes in statistics, the popularity of the video will not subside until the eighth day after it is released.
For this increase, many media have made evaluations.
Among them, the editor-in-chief of "Zhou Bao" sighed: When the fairy tale town in fantasy appears in reality, who can suppress the desire to explore?
The "Daily Mail" said relatively cautiously that it has sent reporters there and will definitely get accurate information as quickly as possible.
"Xunbao" unfolded a fantasy that occupies a full page in a way that opened up the mind. God knows, this is not a fairy tale newspaper, it is a genuine daily news publication.
The always-leading fashion magazine suddenly changed from arrogant and mean to gossip and down-to-earth. The editor-in-chief even naughtily added a list on the last page.
It was a petition signed by designers, and those who had signed were all designers who could be called by their names even if they had just started in the fashion circle.
Even with the beautiful cursive, even with the most euphemistic words, anyone can see the meaning:
We are going to stop the update, we are going to the East to find inspiration!
……
Lewis, the editor-in-chief of the "Times", is like a mudslide in various clear and red streams.
He is a typical shouter. In this publication, he has no scruples that this is an official newspaper. He uses bold and unrestrained words, and every word he writes seems to be able to roar:
Every self-satisfied person, may God open your drooping eyelids.
The incompetent government has been blinding you, they are brainwashing civilians every day, saying how backward that ancient country is.
Have you actually understood it?God knows, every time I learn more about this country, I will be more afraid.
Have you ever thought that the video captured by Charlie is just an iceberg floating on the sea, and there are secrets under the sea that are several times above the sea!
Charlie is the hero, and he tells us how amazing the sleeping lion of the East can be if he just opens his eyes a tiny slit.
Look at your surprised faces, think about the heat that can't be dispelled no matter what, forget it, you are hopeless...
Amidst all kinds of voices, when each media was about to turn from verbal criticism against each other to multiple scuffles, the media people sent by various countries sent back news.
Most of them sent back various pictures, videos and texts before replying.
Thus, a storm crazier than before began...
The foreign media was having a carnival, and the Cultivation Party in China did not want to miss this unprecedentedly grand discussion. There was even a subtitle group joining in to broadcast the situation there in real time.
As veterans of the subtitle team, everyone is fast in both translation and subtitle making, but they are still stuck in the pace of hand speed and updates.
"Nimma! Can I go to the corridor or the toilet to drink water? The back of my computer and the screen are almost sprayed twice! If this happens, I really have to send it for repair!"
"Don't laugh, don't laugh, it will affect my progress. Forget it, hahaha, laugh less, goose goose goose!"
"I'm sick! You pinch your own thigh when you laugh and twitch, why are you pinching me!"
……
This is just the epitome of many subtitle groups, but it happens in every office with a very high repetition rate.
I really don’t blame them for their low laughs. After all, any Chinese would steal the old newspapers pasted on the windows of a fellow villager’s house, pointing to the “Peach Blossom Spring” on it and swearing:
"Oh my god, my God, please believe me, I am a person who never brings an interpreter when I go to China, no one understands the meaning of this poem better than me.
It is an essay written by people in this country more than 1000 years ago, oh God!At that time, the giant plant village already existed!
The Chinese people have hidden us for more than 1000 years!I can not believe it. "
"Hey, is there a stupid groundhog starting to question it now? OK, I know there must be ladies and gentlemen who doubt my language ability, so please see..."
In the video, a foreign reporter with blond hair and blue eyes who thinks he is invincible in Chinese, took a video camera and plunged into the crowd of children. After several coaxing, the children agreed to help translate, and they would not disclose the news to their parents.
It's just that these children have limited patience after all. When the reporter asked in Chinese with a big tongue, "Suddenly heard what peach blossoms are in the peach blossom forest", a group of children pointed backwards in unison.
Afterwards, the reporter yelled at the camera excitedly: "Did you see that huge peach blossom? People in Huaguo at that time already had such a big plant!"
Such incidents really happen all the time, and some people in the subtitle group have started to work with their cheeks numb from laughter.
But after laughing and making trouble, everyone couldn't help sighing in their hearts: After all, the world knows too little about Huaguo, come to Huaguo, come here to have a look.
Look at the speed at which we are taking off, our infrastructure achievements, and our ever-changing city!
Yan Tang spent the first three hours of the night in front of the computer.
His cheerful goose calls came from the room for a while, and he rolled and knocked on the table for a while, and there would be non-stop rustling recordings when it was quiet.
Rainbow farts, it is natural to write them down in order to use them for a longer period of time.
But he is like today, and he doesn't have much time to stay up late to watch the transport.
After all, he had just obtained the right to manage the cooperative, and domestic tourists were already flocking to him.
Yan Tang thought about it several times, and even asked a lot of knowledgeable people. After all, he felt that a tree cannot make a forest. What kind of management is a management team with only oneself in it?
He decided to find a reliable team manager, the members must be good and the team must be large.
In the end, it was Lu Tingfan who felt distressed seeing him so busy that he fell asleep while watching his own recording, so he simply used his family network to help Yan Tang find talents.
It's just that as soon as Lu Tingfan explained the matter, his manager Tang Yuan approached him with a look of embarrassment.
"Cough, brother Lu, what, my cousin Tang Song, you know, he recently returned to China and is looking for a job..."
Lu Tingfan laughed directly when he heard the words: "I'm afraid they came here specifically for Xishui Village."
Tang Yuan didn't help Tang Song hide it, and nodded directly.
His cousin is good at everything, but there is one thing - superstition. I don't know from some nonsense official account. When he saw that Xishui Village is a longevity village, he immediately took the team to book a plane ticket back to the country.
They are an elite team that once dominated Wall Street. The team members were all slowly recruited and formed by Tang and Song since they went to school abroad.
There are those who are proficient in hacking techniques, and those who are familiar with the trend of the financial market... Each of them has performed their duties and has been in place.
Such an elite team was picked up by Yan Tang.
Yan Tang felt that he had taken advantage of it, but he didn't know that the other party was also happy, after all, he came here specifically for this purpose.
In the end, the members of the expanded Fugui Group took a group photo together, which included not only the Tang and Song teams, Wu Wu, Mu Lan, Miao Girl and the minions, but also the little blue people and the strong triplets.
As for the extra triplets, we have to start from a few days ago.
The last time Yan Tang uttered an idiom, it was "People leave the tea to cool down". That time, she uttered two idioms in total, and the other one seemed useless, so Yan Tang didn't click on it.
I thought that I wouldn't have time to visit the crew and unlock idioms by the way, but I didn't want Lu Tingfan to give him a live ticket to a variety show.
Looking at the time, it happened to be free, and then looking at the location, it was near home, Yan Tang agreed without saying a word.
It's just that Yan Tang is really tired recently. He has been sleepy since he sat in the auditorium, and fell asleep not long after. Who knows that there will be a big surprise after waking up?
This program group is really good at making troubles, directly giving the limited words, and the guests not only have to quickly come up with idioms with this word, but also use it in the situation.
Because of this wonderful program, Yan Tang gained a lot this time, and unlocked three idioms at once, namely: tears streaming down the face, red face, and two-faced three-knife.
Yan Tang ordered everything directly, and not long after, three strong men with almost the same appearance and with a Northeast accent appeared in front of him.
In fact, they are quite easy to distinguish. After all, the elder brother on the left has a green dragon tattoo on his flower arm, and the second brother on the right has a white tiger tattoo. The one in the middle is more recognizable, it is actually kitty.
As shown in the "literal meaning", the three people correspond to three idioms respectively. Yan Tang experienced the painful experience of "death to death, life to death, and death to want to eat" during the tasting session.
Just because the "tearful face" is old pockmarked noodles, "red light full face" is hot spicy noodles, only "two sides and three knives" is clear soup noodles, and the competition is about craftsmanship.
But although this clear soup looks clear, it uses real ingredients, which can maintain the overall temperature quite well. After eating hot after spicy, painful tears flowed from the corners of the mouth again.
It's delicious, it's delicious, spicy and refreshing, and the refreshing feeling makes people want to stop, but he can't bear it enough, so he cried.
Yan Tang looked at his own street, and decisively placed an order for the transformation service of the little blue man from "Ai Wu Ji Wu", and his noodle shop can also be opened!
After communicating the specific details with the little blue people, it was getting late.
Yan Tang opened the information software again, and found that when she was busy, the netizens had been busy all day because of the transfer of the subtitle group.
Facing the admiration, flattery and daydream of foreigners, everyone unconsciously felt a sense of pride in their hearts.
Yes, our Huaguo has risen, it's just so awesome, hum!
When Yan Tang was reading the comments of sand sculpture netizens, he suddenly remembered that he still had an idiom that was grayed out in the corner of the wall.
It is - just a few words.
So, inexplicably with a bit of sourness, it seems that it is not as good as the "Four Books and Five Classics".
Yes, in Yan Tang's subconscious mind, it has been tacitly accepted that this is to "send warmth" to the students again.
He poked it casually, and the next moment, a few tattered pieces of paper with a smell of age and decay appeared in Yan Tang's hands.
Yan Tang took a closer look, good guy, the handwriting is blurry, only a few words can be read.
Just as Yan Tang was about to stack the uneven papers, he heard the voice of the system: "Be careful not to move, if it is broken, the ancient books will be worthless."
Yan Tang: ...
Yan Tang was stiff and did not dare to move.
After 15 minutes, he tried to flatten and hold the almost weightless paper with one hand, and dialed the number with the other:
"Hello, is this the Kyoto Museum? I have some ancient books here that I want to donate."
"Just, it's a bit broken, you take it... no, do you want it?"
The author has something to say: [Highlight] Babies, look here, 0502 is going to be on a very important list, so it will be updated later.
That is, the update at 0502 [0:0502 am] will be moved to 11 [[-]:[-] pm].
In order to compensate everyone, there will be an update!trust me!
※There are still small red envelopes in this chapter, and I have received a lot of nutrient solution, thank you dads for taking me to fly, okay!
In addition, the following is the (suspected) advance receipt of the next book, you can see it by poking into the column, please collect it
●"Beautiful Waste After Sleeping on the Altar [Outsider]"
Yun Qing is a beautiful trash known to everyone in the wealthy circle. She has an unrivaled beauty and is particularly easy to deceive.
There are countless people in the dandy circle who are waiting for him to come of age, wanting him to go bankrupt, wanting him to live on the streets, and finally begging to be his lover.
Finally, on the day of her 18th birthday, Yun Qing was cheated out of her money and had nowhere to go.
When he was discouraged, he met a group of men in black robes.
They said: Would you like to sleep on the altar for one night, one million a night, no one will touch you.
Yun Qing took a look at their attire, great!It's cos team building!I went decisively.
When Yun Qing came to the legendary altar, she had no fear other than being dilapidated.
He took out his comfortable little pillow and sleeping bag, and slept peacefully for the night. As expected, he received 100 million the next day.
However, from this day on, things started to go wrong around him.
He always felt that something invisible was holding his waist, kneading his ears, and being sucked by his teeth...
Yun Qing was terrified, he sat on his knees and begged, his neck was covered with snow, the tails of his eyes were flushed, he was gorgeous and pure.
Where he couldn't see, the invisible thing was beating wildly and silently, staring at him without blinking...
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