I got rich by the protagonist's lines

Ever since Yan Tang began to look through the dictionary, Lu Tingfan had been holding back his laughter, and when he heard that Yan Tang's version of "Bedtime Stories" was actually a mix of idioms, he burst out laughing in his heart.

God, what kind of peerless baby is this?It's too cute!

For a moment, Lu Tingfan thought viciously, if it weren't for a person, then he could raise it like a pet.

As long as she is by her side, as long as she looks at herself with those bright eyes, she is already cute enough.

It's a pity that this is a person after all, Lu Tingfan thought regretfully in his heart, but he still really wants to raise a Yan Xiaotang!

Just when Lu Tingfan was closing his eyes and trying to hold back his laughter, he suddenly felt a slight rubbing sound of cloth, and the next moment...

Lu Tingfan's eyes widened.

Yan Tang was already laying on Lu Tingfan's bed and babbling idioms, but suddenly felt a shaking in his head. The next moment, the system appeared holding the small house of "Love House and Wu" and pressed it directly on top of Yan Tang's head.

When Yan Tang's face was about to be pressed into the bed, he accidentally gnawed on Lu Tingfan's ear bone with his teeth.

When he looked up again, he found that Lu Tingfan had opened his eyes.

Yan Tang: ...

He looked at Lu Tingfan's drooling earlobe, feeling extremely embarrassed.

When Yan Tang called the system loudly in his head to ask why, Lu Tingfan still stayed at that moment, gnawing his teeth with slight pain, and the feeling of soft sliding over the ear bones.

Either way, he has never experienced it before.

When the four eyes met, Lu Tingfan reprimanded a little harshly: "No, I didn't expect you to be such a fan!"

Yan Tang: ...

"I'm not, I'm not, Brother Lu, listen to my explanation!"

He was a little anxious to speak, and accidentally bit the tip of his tongue, and his words trembled a little, and finally covered his mouth with his hands in pain.

Lu Tingfan: "Then you explain."

"Yes, I'm sorry Brother Lu, I just dozed off by accident..."

"So you dozed off until you bit me with your teeth? You think I can believe it."

Yan Tang's face turned red, and he opened his mouth to explain, but he didn't know what to say, and finally he could only say dejectedly, "I'm sorry, Brother Lu, I was wrong."

"Hmph, don't think it will work just because you are called Brother Lu."

"Oh."

"Oh what! Where did you go wrong?"

Yan Tang racked his brains and finally replied softly: "Shouldn't the fault be tarnishing your chastity?"

Lu Tingfan was so angry that he hammered the bed: "Is that how you reflect on yourself?"

Seeing this, Yan Tang shook her head like a rattle.

"Then let me ask you, have you gnawed on my ear?"

Yan Tang nodded without tears: "I gnawed it."

"Is it wrong?"

"I was wrong."

"Then, then...then how do you feel?"

Yan Tang:?

Seeing Yan Tang looking over with a puzzled expression, Lu Tingfan changed his face instantly, and began to list the crimes word by word: "In the middle of the night, climbed on the bed and bit another man's ear."

He patted the bedside table again, "What should you do?"

Yan Tang: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Lu Tingfan rubbed his ears, and then smacked the feeling of teaching others, it seemed quite interesting...

On that day, Yan Tang spent her most difficult night, accumulatively, the rooms she dug out with her feet could be used by the people of the whole country and there was a surplus.

This also indirectly led to the next day, he was still in a trance state.

When Lu Tingfan looked at him eagerly again, Yan Tang either avoided his eyes or trotted away.

Lu Tingfan looked at him with a smile, and followed behind him unhurriedly.

It wasn't until Teacher Wu Yan stopped the child to add WeChat that Lu Tingfan stopped following Yan Tang.

Yan Tang liked teacher Wu Yan very much when he was taking online classes before, but now when we meet in three dimensions, it feels like a netizen face-to-face. Naturally, he is not unwilling to exchange contact information when the teacher wants to exchange contact information.

Yan Tang directly took out the phone from his pocket, and the next moment, his expression cracked.

Ahhhhh!Help!I want to leave this world, I want to buy a ticket overnight to go to an alien planet, are you there, woo woo, please take me to wander.

The system didn't dare to show its head because of the bad things it did last night, and suddenly heard the host screaming, so it couldn't help poking out its head to take a look.

Seeing the item in Yan Tang's hand, he reminded him very honestly and caringly: "Host, did you take it wrong? What you have in your hand is not a mobile phone, but the remote control of the air conditioner." Doublekill!

Yan Tang: ... woo woo woo, please, stop talking, get off the assembly line quickly.

The system slipped away inexplicably, but Lu Tingfan couldn't help laughing.

Yan Tang explained to Teacher Wu Yan in a small voice with embarrassment on her face: "I, I didn't steal the remote control."

Teacher Wu Yan sensed his embarrassment, quickly comforted him, and then changed the topic until another person joined.

The visitor was obviously very interested in Yan Tang. Yan Tang recognized him as the man in the old couple and the young wife, and also the only classmate who hadn't exchanged names, so he nodded politely.

Seeing Yan Tang's obedient and soft appearance, the middle-aged man's eyes couldn't help but shine.

After Teacher Wu Yan left, she started pulling people to ask some questions.

For example, how old are you and do you still go to school?Do you have a girlfriend or something.

All Yan Tang was thinking about was how to stuff the remote control into his pocket in a natural way, but he seemed a little careless on the outside.

On the other side, as early as when the man appeared, Lu Tingfan was a little displeased. He frowned slightly, and stood not far away, listening to the two of them chatting openly.

The more he listened, the more he felt something was wrong. Seeing the girl who came with the man approach yesterday, an idea came to Lu Tingfan's mind.

Does this person want to introduce his daughter to Yan Tang?

Lu Tingfan subconsciously gritted his teeth, thinking that a brat is not worthy of a relationship, and should be filled with various courses in his life.

It's just that he was slapped in the face very quickly, because the person he thought was his "daughter" walked over and called that person "husband".

Lu Tingfan: ...

Are they actually old couples and young wives?

He turned his head again and saw that the middle-aged man was about to take the opportunity to touch Yan Tang's hand, and instantly understood what this man was trying to do.

Lu Tingfan's complexion became stinkier than ever before, and he strode over with long legs.

"Hey, what kind of garbage is rotting and smelling here?"

After wrapping the child's waist and dragging him back a step, Lu Tingfan looked at him with sharp eyes again.

When the four eyes met, Lu Tingfan looked directly into the man's cloudy eyes, conveying the obvious meaning that you are the worst and smelliest trash.

The man raised his hand and wanted to say something, but was blocked by Lu Tingfan again. He turned his gaze to Yan Tang, took a hand and shook it rudely, as if he was about to shake some garbage.

The middle-aged man was so insulted that his lips trembled in anger. He pointed at Lu Tingfan, and held back the "little beast" in his mouth for a long time. Thinking of Lu Tingfan's identity, he still swallowed it into his stomach .

"Lu Tingfan, don't go too far, I have friendship with your father."

When Lu Tingfan heard this, he laughed directly.

The smile of the thick-faced beauty is simply radiant, and the peach blossom eyes are dizzy, but the words out of this mouth are not pleasant.

"It's useless even if you know my ancestors."

The middle-aged man laughed angrily. He pointed at Yan Tang's nose and asked coldly, "Just because of such a little lover? Are you serious?"

Lu Tingfan raised his eyelids, and sneered unceremoniously: "Just your useless tricks, donate if you don't need it, this is me..."

Lu heard Fanben wanted to say this is my fan, but for a moment he didn't want to define it this way, so he suddenly got stuck.

He subconsciously pulled Yan Tang towards him, and finally put his hand on Yan Tang's waist, and did not continue what he said just now, the middle-aged man took advantage of the moment he was thinking and simply walked away.

At this time, Yan Tang was still holding the remote control that killed him on the spot, and his face was blushing.

The conversation between Lu Tingfan and that person was very short, and it took only a few seconds for Yan Tang to understand the real purpose of the middle-aged man.

Now, Yan Tang's face was no longer red, and his toes were no longer scratching the ground. He directly put the remote control into Lu Tingfan's hand, and was about to walk out.

"Why go?"

Yan Tang didn't turn her head when she heard the words, she rolled up her sleeves and said, "Wait here, I'll come back after I beat him up."

Ten minutes later, Yan Tang flashed like a gust of wind, grabbed Lu Tingfan's hand, and rushed out regardless. Lu Tingfan looked at his hand being held, and suddenly behaved well.

When the two of them ran a few hundred meters and stopped at a red wall covered with ivy, Yan Tang was already out of breath.

He bowed and supported his knees with his hands, as if he couldn't breathe, Lu Tingfan directly stretched out an arm, passed through Yan Tang's waist and abdomen to wrap around him.

Yan Tang took advantage of the momentum to pant, and his whole body was like a liquid cat that folded itself in half and hung it on the clothesline.

And Lu Tingfan's arm is that rope.

Lu Tingfan and the others managed to catch their breath and shook their arms uncontrollably, feeling... quite amusing.

But when Yan Tang started to shake, he yelled "Hey Yo Hey Yo" twice.

The next moment, Mao Mao took out the culprit remote control from his belly pocket.

Yan Tang: Grass.

His little broken mobile phone can be replaced with a stainless steel basin, what can the remote control do?The remote control can only make him die.