I got rich by the protagonist's lines

The timeline was pulled back a few minutes ago, Yan Tang was walking out leisurely, and suddenly heard the system shout: "Wow! That's great! You should learn from others!"

It sounds particularly like the system is watching TV while pointing at other people's children on TV, educating their own children.

Yan Tang didn't take it seriously at all, just after stretching in the warm sunlight, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a scene that shocked him.

On the two thickest trees in his courtyard, three people were firmly tied up, and several colorful balloons were hung on the top of each person's head, side of the face and under the crotch.

And the new employee, Miao Miao, rested her chin with one hand and swung the dart with the other.

Watching the darts approaching him quickly, his heart and soul were shaken, and he heard the explosion of the balloon beside his ear. This time the drunkard was frightened, and he wanted to yell, but he had no energy left.

This is not the most ruthless, the scariest thing is the moment when the dart flies towards the crotch.

All the drunkards closed their eyes in despair, but their bodies still tried to save themselves uncontrollably, trying to squeeze their legs tremblingly.

There was another cracking sound, as if it was... chicken flying eggs.

After being stunned for a second, Yan Tang shouted heart-piercingly, "Sister Miao! Stop it! Stop it!"

"That's the balloon I bought with money! I spent money! It was used when preparing for the first anniversary of the store. How could you just do me a disservice?"

Yan Tang quickly ran to Miss Miao, and was about to confiscate all the uninflated small balloons on the stone table.

Miss Miao squinted at him, her face full of disbelief: "That's it? These are small balloons that are not as big as a palm, can they be used for store celebrations?"

The system kept yelling in his mind: "Don't accept it, don't accept it, they are all used, you should learn from Miao girl!"

Yan Tang: ...

Yan Tang raised her head slightly: Why do my eyes often contain tears?Because there are a group of hind legs around.

A few policemen arrived soon, facing Yan Tang who was nervous and trembling, and wanted to speak, one of the old policemen spoke first:

"Don't be afraid of the children, aren't they all tied up? You've done a good job, and they're also repeat offenders in this area."

As soon as Yan Tang heard it, he knew that the police comrades had misunderstood. He was not scared by the drunkard who broke into the house, but by his own family.

However, he still had to accept the police comrade's kindness, and he quickly climbed up the steps that the police comrade handed him.

"Thank you Uncle Policeman. If you hadn't come, I really don't know what to do. After all, our family..."

Yan Tang looked sideways at the slender and slender Miao girl beside her, pinched her own wrist, and lowered her head slightly.

The police comrades instantly understood, yes, there are only two weak siblings in this family, facing the three drunkards, they really have no room to resist.

Hearing the conversation here, several policemen who were working could not help but look at him with pity.

Yan Tang expressed his gratitude again, and the old policeman also comforted him again and again:

"Don't worry, although these people are habitual offenders, they are stepping on the line of the law, so they cannot be severely punished, but when we patrol in the future, we will pay more attention to this side, and you should also be more vigilant."

Yan Tang nodded on the surface, but secretly thought in his heart:

That's right, it is impossible for them to get any major punishment. In the same way, what we did to them did not cause substantial harm, and they will not be punished either.

"Boss, come here and have a look, I don't know how to tie this rope, it just can't be undone."

Hearing this, the old policeman who was talking to Yan Tang immediately buckled his hat, strode up, pushed the person away and looked at it, thinking that it was indeed the rope used by the girl.

When tying people up, they don't forget to tie a flower knot. If you glance at it, there are exactly five flowers, which are so beautiful.

"Why can't you untie this? It's not a multi-strand rope, just two, and the knot is still in front of you. The previous class was for nothing...? Eh?"

The old policeman tugged but didn't pull it away, then lowered his head to observe the winding situation, felt that there was no problem, then twisted and pulled it again, but his palms turned red and he didn't open it.

Old policeman: ...

The scene was quiet for a few moments, and the little policeman on the side couldn't help but say, "Why don't we just cut it with scissors?"

Seeing this, Yan Tang immediately gave Miss Miao a look, and when Miss Miao received it, she walked forward with a smile on her face.

She twisted the pistil of a flower on the knot, and then pulled it lightly, not to mention the tree in front of her, even the one next to it was instantly untied.

Seeing this, everyone showed expressions of surprise and admiration, but Sister Miao still smiled slightly, as if it was just a small trick.

Watching the police leave, Yan Tang hadn't heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the little policeman who was at the end of the line running over again.

The other party hesitated for a few seconds, and hinted at him:

"Little boss, I think you're a pretty good person. It's just that the elderly in the family should take care of them. After all, we have received repeated reports, so we still have to go back and forth."

Yan Tang looked at the other person's eyebrows and eyes, and suddenly remembered why they looked familiar.

That day when he went to the police station to pick up Uncle Tian and Uncle Li, it was not the way that comrade policeman showed him.

Hearing what he meant again, Yan Tang choked again. Did he get reported again?

He hastily said a few polite words, but he couldn't ask any more questions, so he could only press down his emotions and send the person out of the door.

Just before turning around, he glanced at the hair of the three drunkards, and suddenly felt a little funny again.

Miss Miao is really free, and she even braided the three drunkards.

It's okay to have long hair, but I don't know how Sister Miao braided the short hair.

Hearing a casual ridicule from the boss, Miss Miao stopped in her tracks, and she explained to Yan Tang seriously:

"No, boss, that's not a braid for decoration, that's the inner target made by me. After finishing the outer balloon, I'm going to impale people."

Yan Tang: ...

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ups!

He almost cried to face the fact that if he hadn't come out in time, those three alcoholics might not be long before they would be tied into a sieve.

Yan Tang got up abruptly, ignoring her staggering steps, took two steps and trotted back to the room.

It didn't take long before he took back a super thick set of codes and stuffed them into Miss Miao's hands.

Seeing his slender arms and legs, Miss Miao struggled to hold such a heavy and thick pile, so she simply used the thin rope that had been tied up just now, wrapped it around a few times, and drew out a patterned net bag.

She took the pile with one hand and stuffed it into the net pocket, seemingly effortlessly.

Yan Tang: ...

Yan Tang's face was full of vicissitudes, and finally he could only choke out a few words: "... read more when you have time."

Woooooo, it's so hard, it's so hard to be a boss!

When Lu Tingfan came, what he saw was a young boy with a sad face.

The young boy was sitting on the stone steps at the side door, his long hair drooping as he lowered his head, as if he was carrying a mountain on his back, vividly interpreting an emoji - a mountain of pressure.

Just as Lu Tingfan was about to get out of the car, he saw the young boy who had lowered his head just now, suddenly raised his head and let out a "owwow", and quickly lifted the hem of his T-shirt to cover his head and face.

A look of "I want to shut myself up for 1 minute".

Lu Tingfan stopped when he got out of the car, and took some time to look at the white and soft abdomen exposed by the little boy.

In fact, it wasn't too soft, after all, there was a thin layer of muscle there, and from his angle, he could even see the nice lines and ups and downs.

What a young body full of vitality, Lu Tingfan whistled in his heart, and in the next second, he saw a touch of powder while the young boy was struggling.

Huh~~~

Yan Tang soon found Lu Tingfan, he casually straightened his clothes and walked to the side of the car.

Lu Tingfan raised his eyebrows and asked, "Yo, what, is this in a bad mood?"

Yan Tang didn't say anything, and softly stuffed herself into the back seat of the car.

"Your idol asked for leave to accompany you to class, aren't you happy? You fake fan."

Seeing the young boy's appearance of "my soul has been taken away by impermanence", Lu Tingfan held back a smile and took out his phone.

How can you cheer up a sad person?

Yan Tang came back to his senses again, a mobile phone forcefully occupied his entire line of sight.

On the screen of the mobile phone was an entertainment news page, and Yan Tang thought casually: Shocked!In broad daylight, actor Lu Tingfan went out without pants!

The accompanying picture is a misplaced picture of Lu Tingfan and two passers-by. In the picture, the actor Lu is wearing a white T and a black leather jacket with metal ornaments on his upper body, and his lower body is actually flesh-colored stockings and buttocks.

Yan Tang: Hahahahaha!

Seeing the starlight in the young boy's eyes again, Lu Tingfan was in a good mood to broadcast a big broadcast, and after some manipulations, he found another news to show him.

The first time he met a male fan to send flowers, the actor Lu was so excited that his nose bleeds in the street.

There is no misplacement in the picture this time, it is really Lu Tingfan wearing all black and stepping on the red carpet, holding a bouquet in his hand.

However, the thick and beautiful face couldn't attract Yan Tang's attention at all at this time, his eyes were all on the actor's left nostril, and there was a line of blood flowing from the left nostril.

Yan Tang: Ke Ke Ke Ke!

Seeing the little boy swaying with a smile, Lu Tingfan couldn't hold back and added: "Actually, that person knocked something on my nose, and it wasn't the first time I got a male fan."

Yan Tang: Whoa whoa whoa!Goose goose goose goose!

He looked at Lu Tingfan, with deep dimples on his face, and a smile pouring out of his eyes, which he did not hide at all.

Seeing Yan Tang's face full of "seeing you in such misery, I suddenly feel that my misery is nothing", Lu Tingfan directly leaned over and asked, "Why, are you happy?"

Seeing Yan Tang nodding his head, Lu Tingfan snatched back his phone, snorted coldly and announced: "You are so happy, you must be my fake fan!"

Yan Tang: ...