I got rich by the protagonist's lines

"Do you have any in your bowl?"

"No."

"Then do you have any in your bowl?"

"Yes, but it was chewed by me just now, so you can't look at it."

"I don't believe it, open your mouth and let me take a look."

"What, you can still detect the DNA of the lotus seed remains with your eyes?"

"You can eat it, why can't I detect DNA?"

……

Similar conversations happened repeatedly outside the Fugui shop on the day of Laba.

Regardless of whether they have eaten or not, most people who have warmed their stomachs after drinking Laba porridge will sigh comfortably, and then proudly say: "I must have eaten it!"

When Yan Tang, Lu Tingfan and Mu Lan were drinking porridge in the inner room, Aunt Xu trotted over from diagonally opposite.

Yan Tang saw the gossiping expression on Aunt Xu's face and the apron around her waist that she didn't have time to take off, so she knew that Aunt Xu was going to release the news.

Thinking of this, Yan Tang stabilized the porridge in his hand, and began to greet the outside.

Before Aunt Xu spoke excitedly, she looked back cautiously, and then said to Yan Tang:

"Xiaoyan, guess who I saw among the people queuing in front of your store?"

Yan Tang stood on tiptoe to probe outward, but was pressed down by Lu Tingfan behind him.

"It's the Japanese, right?" Lu Tingfan asked.

Aunt Xu nodded when she heard the words, "Xiao Lu, did you see it when you came?"

Seeing Yan Tang looking up at him with bright eyes, Lu Tingfan rubbed the hair on his hands, then nodded with a smile.

"I saw it, and I brought my own bowl, waiting in line."

"But wasn't he arrested? Why did he come out so soon?"

As Yan Tang said, he seemed to walk forward unintentionally.

"If this room has become serious, it must be because he just came out. He used to like to pretend to be aggressive, and he has always been three to seven."

When the group of them went out, Honma had just received his share of porridge, took a photo happily, and sent it to Lewis who was far away in country M to show off:

"Blessing potion from a distant and mysterious ancient country in the east, be envious!"

Lewis: Mu Mu Mu.

After reading the reply, Benjian smiled triumphantly, "It's so foolish! Go and recite your teacher's list, and strive to obtain Huaguo nationality before dementia."

As for him, hey!I even got my ID card!

Honma, or you can call him Liu Ben, was imprisoned for being framed by the spy Keiko before, and under the questioning of all parties, he foolishly confessed all the crimes.

In the end, he was exonerated by the wise and mighty Huaguo police.

I have to say that the situation in this room is especially applicable to an old saying among the people of Huaguo, which is called - stupid people have stupid blessings.

After being whitewashed, the official will explain "why you didn't commit a crime" and "how did you get framed" sentence by sentence, which may still be No. 1 in ancient and modern times.

However, no one thought that Honma, who had always acted like a fool and relied on others to get rid of his grievances, would propose another bold possibility to the authorities before he was about to be released.

"Well, do you still accept intelligence members?"

Official: ...Actually, I don't really want it.

As an illegitimate child of a big family born in country r, Honma was sent to country m when he was very young, and then went to China as an exchange student and did business.

So, speaking of it, he spent the longest time in China.

As he wrote on his author account - I was born as duckweed, trying to grow, but was expelled by creatures thirsty for oxygen everywhere.

Honma doesn't think he has a family, but inexplicably, after walking into the official organization that he avoided before, and being restrained by a big net called "legal system" and protected by it, Honma felt An unprecedented sense of security.

Of course, this feeling was fleeting, but it also prompted him to say that.

"Let's fill out a form first." A typical Huaguo answer.

The courage in Honma's heart caused by being touched is also quickly disappearing. He has never been a particularly courageous person.

But in the days that followed, Xu Shi was coerced by his "comrades in arms" to move forward, Xu Shi saw some truths, and Honma really did something, which also went through multiple investigations.

In the end, he succeeded in obtaining Huaguo nationality by mistake, got a Huaguo ID card, and officially changed his name to Liu Ben.

And that became his capital to show off to Lewis.

Being able to come to Fuguier to drink porridge this time is considered a vacation, but after seeing Yan Tang, he still twitches the corners of his mouth habitually.

The old enemy is dead!

Yan Tang looked at Honma's mid-length hair, tried her best to put it away and greeted curiously: "Come out?"

Honma: Where did you come from?But, nodding with a wooden face. jpg.

Yan Tang tentatively asked again: "Have you been out for a while?" His hair was already so long.

Honma: I don’t really understand, but I just nodded.

Yan Tang let out a long sigh: "Hey, since you've been reformed, you should be a good person!"

Honma: ...I always feel that something is wrong, but I can't say it.

Aunt Xu who was at the side saw that Yan Tang had already joined the room, so she also sat aside and asked:

"Honma, it doesn't matter if your shop is locked all day long, do you want to sell it?"

When Yan Tang came back, he found that Ben Jian had already left, and only Aunt Xu was left in the same place, laughing and wiping tears.

"What's the matter?" Yan Tang hurriedly passed the tissue.

When Aunt Xu looked up again, her eyes were surprisingly bright: "I bought it! I am satisfied if I can fight to this point in my life, and I will make money every day after that!"

From starting from scratch, to having a small shop, and then to setting up a new shop, in summary, it seems that she has not accomplished anything in most of her life.

But she worked hard to do everything she could, and she felt it was worth it.

Aunt Xu said to Yan Tang with kindness in her eyes: "I have too little experience, and it took decades to build a shop.

In the past, I didn't dare to borrow money from others, and I avoided others taking risks, so I have only come to this point.

But Xiaoyan and you guys are different, I just looked at it and felt that you can rush higher, it's like you guys are playing a game in qualifying, you have a higher position, you always want to rush to see. "

Yan Tang waved his hands when he heard the words, "Aunt Xu is amazing! As for me, I will count as far as I go."

Aunt Xu glared at him when she heard this: "When I was 53, I was still dreaming of being the richest woman. How can you be so salty at such a young age?"

Yan Tang immediately puffed up her chest, "I have fighting spirit, ma'am, I have a special fighting spirit, I'm good at bragging, tomorrow the richest man will be me!"

Aunt Xu was amused, she patted Yan Tang on the shoulder, and left, obviously looking forward to it, but she didn't dare to think too much about the richest man.

That night, Yan Tang received a call from an authoritative wealth ranking company.

"What? The richest man in the city? Me?"

The author has something to say: I have a guilty conscience, but I can't help but keep refreshing my phone to eat melons.jpg

感谢在2021-07-1823:52:39~2021-07-1923:49:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 6 bottles of ice cubes; 1 bottle of leaves and moon white;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!