Unscientific existence always misses me

Although Xiao Cheng no longer looked at Su Heyan, the restless men and women around him didn't look back, and were even eager to try.

"Did you see that? Su just smiled. He looks so pretty when he smiles."

"I don't know if he is free tonight?"

"Calm down at ten o'clock. I heard that an executive commissioner in the United States wanted to ask him out at night, but his neck was almost broken."

"Oh……"

"This is terrible..."

Facing the gaze cast from all directions, Su Heyan still continued the movements in his hands unhurriedly.

The M9 beef in my hand has a beautiful snowflake texture. At this time, the edge has turned golden brown, and the fat in the meat keeps making a sizzling sound, showing a semi-melted state, and the melted fat has penetrated into the lean meat again. Inside, soak the whole piece of meat so that it is crystal clear and shiny.

Only then did he leisurely sprinkle the last condiments.

Immediately, a more intense aroma spread out, causing the sound of swallowing saliva.

"Emmm... I just want to eat a barbecue, so my head won't be twisted, right?" Even though Su Heyan has a reputation as a murderer, some people still can't hold back the food.

The people around him said: "I think it should be no problem if we are polite and say something that Chinese people like to hear."

"What do they like to hear?"

"'Gong Xi Fa Cai', 'Brother and Sister-in-Law Happy New Year', 'Daddy hit me', etc."

"Really? Is this all right?"

"Um...probably."

The beef kebab that condensed the much-anticipated finally left the oven, and was placed on the dinner plate by Su Heyan along with fresh prawns and crabs.

Su Heyan also specially prepared sauces with different flavors for them.

Jason, who was eating melons, suddenly felt countless needle-like gazes poking him. He raised his head blankly, and suddenly found Su Heyan walking towards him with the dinner plate.

"Why Jason? Does Su like this type?"

"What a lucky boy."

The aroma of oil came over his face, and Jason suddenly felt that the melon in his hand was no longer sweet, and the world was no longer real.Su Heyan grilled meat specially for himself, this...is this something that will happen in the real world?

He quickly put the melon aside, wiped his wet palms on his pants, and was about to reach out.

But as soon as he raised his hand halfway, he heard Su Heyan in front of him say mercilessly: "Please let me go."

Jason put his hand down silently, and moved his butt knowingly, freeing up the direction of Su Heyan's advance.

Holding the barbecue, Su Heyan passed Jason mercilessly, without even giving him an extra look, and walked straight forward, looking straight at Xiao Cheng, who was addicted to the game with his head down.

The barbecue that condensed the expectations of everyone was sent to Xiao Cheng by Su Heyan.

Su Heyan put down the dinner plate: "Come and eat meat."

Xiao Cheng didn't even raise his head, he played the game quickly: "Wait, it's still a little bit close."

Su Heyan glanced at Xiao Cheng's screen, but at this moment, His Majesty's eyes seemed to be glued, locked on the little elf, the noble man.

Unwilling to be left out, Concubine Su directly picked up ten skewers of barbecued meat and brought them to Xiao Cheng's mouth. Xiao Cheng seemed to be used to ten. Compliment: "Well, it's delicious."

Su Heyan looked at him with a smile: "Be careful of burning."

With meat in his mouth, Xiao Cheng slurred his speech: "No, I'm not afraid."

"If you're not afraid, go slower." Su He Yan squatted beside Xiao Cheng like this, feeding his partner ten bites at a time, completely ignoring the idlers around him who were still panting.

Idlers Wait Jason: "..."

In this picture, he is so redundant.

He should be under the car, not here.

At this time, Su Heyan, who had been stared at ten times, slowly turned his head, and met Jason's cold eyes, "Why did I appear in this world?"

Jason suddenly felt a chill run up his back, as if his neck would be broken in ten seconds.

"There are still in the oven." Su Heyan said lightly, then turned his head and continued to indulge in feeding his partner.

Jason: "..."

Where is my head? !

Oh, it's still there.

Oh no, that's not the point, the point is - there's still a roast in the oven! ! !

After reacting, Jason jumped up from where he was, and flew to the oven at a speed that made people doubt that he was a capable person. He was instantly moved by the rich and tangy aroma.

This must be a taste of heaven!

When Xiao Cheng finally finished eating the barbecue that Su Heyan handed over, and the game in his hand ended successfully, he raised his head from the game.Su Heyan conveniently stuffed him with a grilled tiger prawn, and successfully squeezed out the little goblin, the mobile phone.

On the other side, the side of the oven was overcrowded, and almost everyone was trying to snatch Su Heyan's roasted food, even if it was just a piece of roasted corn.

After all, the oven here belongs to heaven, and the other ovens are the difference between the different layers of hell, and there is hope for survival if you start early.

At the same time, many people shouted at Su Heyan in Chinese.

"Thank you, Su, Gong Xi Fa Cai."

"Wish you prosperity and wealth!"

"Dad, hit me!"

"Daddy, hit me! Hit me!"

Xiao Cheng: "..."

Do you people from country A have any unique hobbies?

When Xiao Cheng and Su Heyan looked towards them together, these guys probably wanted to appear more sincere, so they shouted loudly in their direction: "Happy New Year, brother and sister-in-law!"

The tiger prawn in Xiao Cheng's hand almost fell off: "???"

Is this appropriate in the current situation?

Is there something wrong with your understanding of Chinese?

He couldn't help but look at Su Heyan, only to find that Su Heyan was smiling happily, much happier than celebrating the new year or winning a big prize, as if he had successfully climbed into Xiao Cheng's bed.

Soon, the barbecue produced by Su Heyan was sold out, and those who didn't eat it beat their chests in frustration. Jason, who was eating meat, was caught by his hungry colleagues and temporarily took over the barbecue.Everyone played ball, danced and danced, and the party that was heated up because of Su Heyan finally returned to its original atmosphere.

Jason: "..."

You don't love me, I'm just a tool for barbecue, or a spare tire!

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Xiao Cheng didn't have the trouble of competing with others for meat. He ate ten batches of the best quality, heat, and taste carefully selected by Su Heyan, and the love from his dog partner fed him. This meal was delicious.

After the meal, Su Heyan handed him ten cups of wolfberry tea, and the two of them lay on the recliner and chatted casually with the sea breeze blowing, just like their daily life at home.

It seems that no matter how the position changes, as long as each other is around, life is still the same as usual.

"Sorry to excuse me, but does Mr. Xiao know Song Anhui?" Ten voices broke the peaceful atmosphere between the two.

Xiao Cheng looked in the direction where the voice came from, and there were ten tall men standing there. His face was square and resolute and his outline was deep, with ten scars on his face, and his complexion was bronze. He looked brave, but he had ten pairs of blue eyes. colored eyes.

Judging from his clothes, this person should be a mercenary. Even at parties, he wears combat uniforms and carries weapons with him.

"That's my mother's name." Xiao Cheng said.

The man with the scar face smiled relaxedly: "That's no wonder, you look alike, nice to meet you, my name is Matthew Gray, and I'm a friend of your parents."

"Hello." Xiao Cheng shook hands with him in surprise.

"Are you a friend of my parents? I didn't expect them to have such a friend. My dad is really not simple. Every time he uses photography as an excuse to run around the world. It's very mysterious after ten times. Could it be that he is secretly involved in something unspeakable?" activity."

But Matthew said: "No, as far as I know, your father is indeed a freelance photographer, and he abides by the law wherever he goes."

Xiao Cheng tilted his head, and ten small question marks sprouted from the top of his head.

Matthew sat in the ten empty seats in front of Xiao Cheng: "To be exact, I used to be your mother's teammate."

Xiao Cheng looked at the opponent's tower-like figure and hard muscles, and tried hard to digest the identity of this teammate: "You...are you playing the cello? Or the clarinet?...the harp?"

Hey, do you need such a strong body to play music now?People can't be judged by their appearance... Imagine ten times this big horse with a golden sword sitting there playing, I'm afraid no one would dare to give a standing ovation.

Matthew looked at him with a smile: "It seems that you don't know Rose's identity?"

"Rose?" Xiao Cheng felt that his confusion was about to seep into his mind.

"Her code name, we used to be an international mercenary squad, and we only accepted commissions from special channels." Matthew said.

Xiao Cheng's expression was blank for a moment, and his memory returned to the period of his second childhood illness when he was so young.

At that time, he was fighting with people almost all day long. Sometimes it was the seniors who liked to bully the juniors at school, sometimes it was the thief who touched his bag on the side of the road, and he even chased and beat up the little gangsters near the school who found fault with him. , almost became the new boss.

However, the second-year middle-school boy who lived every day broke his halberd on his mother, couldn't get up when he was stepped on the ground, and was deeply taught that ten powers should be used for protection, not for venting anger and hurting. human reason.

Ms. Song Anhui was once an international mercenary?

No wonder ten middle-aged piano teachers who looked gentle and gentle could have such great strength and terrifying fighting power.It turned out that it wasn't a mother's potential to explode in anger, but her strength.

Matthew gave Xiao Cheng ten minutes to digest the news, and then said: "After ten missions were completed, Rose suddenly told us that she planned to retire, and disappeared after disposing of all traces left by herself. I haven't been in touch with my former teammates."

"She was good at counter-reconnaissance, and no one saw her for a long time afterwards."

"Later, I bumped into her by accident during a vacation. She looked a lot changed, and there were ten more pretty faces around her."

Xiao Cheng looked strange, what?His mother not only worked as a mercenary, but also raised a little boy, which is too exciting.

Su Heyan quietly looked at Xiao Cheng, it turns out that the partner's family still has this tradition.

Matthew saw their expressions, and quickly added: "Sorry, that little boy refers to your father. Although he is in good shape, he feels quite weak to me."

Xiao Cheng: "..."

Thanks, I was not comforted.

He tried to save face for his old father: "My dad is not a badass, he is very good at fighting."

Matthew raised his thick eyebrows: "Fighting skills? You should learn from Rose. It is definitely better than your father's self-defense skills. Rose never misses, no matter who the opponent is. I'm sure that your father can't survive under her hands." Two tricks."

Su Heyan nodded: "Indeed."

He felt it when he was training Xiao Cheng before. For ordinary people, Xiao Cheng's fighting skills are already very good, but in the eyes of professionals, it is not really a great fighting skill.

Xiao Cheng, who was caught off guard by his partner's backstab: "..."

He remembered the years when Su Heyan pressed him on the ground and rubbed against him.

My whole body hurts when I think about it.

Forget it, Dad, it's not that the son doesn't want to help you, but that the power balance is too tragic, let's just be a bad boy, isn't this also soaking up Mom's steel rose?There is no need to be too demanding in terms of combat power.

Xiao Cheng planned to shift the topic away from his father and Xiaobai's face: "My mother is so powerful, I have never heard her mention it."

Matthew smiled: "Hahaha, maybe she wants to maintain an elegant mother image in front of her son. When we met before, she said that this is her new life, and she intends to completely separate from the past. It's normal not to tell you .”

"I didn't bother him afterwards, but out of curiosity, I occasionally pay attention to Shi Xia's situation with your family."

"I really didn't expect that someone like Rose would die in an accident in the end, and die with her lover and child. For her after retirement, it's not a bad ending."

Xiao Cheng rang the table with three empty seats, and felt a little sad: "Is this a good ending?"

Matthew patted him on the shoulder: "She can die with her family, and finally be buried in a grave with her favorite husband. They all died in a certain mission in a certain ten days, and the body may not even be found in the end."

"Thank you." Xiao Cheng accepted the comfort from the elders.

"Matthew, you mentioned the mission, will you also get in the car this time?" Xiao Cheng asked.

Matthew withdrew his hand: "No, it was our ten teams' turn to go to the forest to explore these ten times, but I just received a message saying that we are on standby and more professional people will go."

Someone more professional?Isn't that the executive commissioners? Xiao Cheng didn't expect that this time his decision would save ten mothers' deceased friends by mistake.

Matthew looked at Xiao Cheng and Su Heyan with a little more serious eyes: "I asked the people in the logistics team to inquire about a dozen news, and thank you on behalf of my teammates."

Xiao Cheng waved his hand: "You don't need to thank us, what do you plan to do next, leave?"

Matthew: "We are still on standby. If necessary, we will also enter the forest."

Xiao Cheng expressed his incomprehension: "Why? You clearly know that none of the people who went before came back."

Even if it is work, but this kind of high probability is a matter of death, why continue?Matthew and the others are mercenaries, not real soldiers, so it's okay to quit.

Matthew laughed, showing the ruts of time on his tanned face: "Mercenaries do hard work, and no one can guarantee that they can come back alive every mission. Maybe this is why Rose wanted to leave. , we don't care about the future, and she always wanted ten stable homes, before—”

He still wanted to say something, but his expression suddenly changed.

All the nostalgia and emotions faded in an instant, his eyes suddenly sharpened, he looked towards the darkness somewhere on the right, and quickly grabbed the gun.

"Someone's spying over there."

The author has something to say: Xiao Cheng: My dad is amazing!

Matthew & Su Heyan & Xiao Ma: No, he didn't.

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