Unscientific existence always misses me

Xiao Cheng finished washing in a lying-down mood, changed his clothes, and went downstairs with Su Heyan.

Just stepped into the hall on the first floor, both of them keenly felt a subtle atmosphere.

Xing Li and Su Rou each chose a corner to sit, drink coffee and have breakfast. They were extremely leisurely, so naturally it was not the source of the subtle atmosphere.

Xiao Cheng turned his gaze to the other side. The two tables over there were a bit strange. He said that there were actually three people at the two tables.A black guy occupies one table by himself, and a blond white guy sits with a mulatto woman at another table.

The blond-haired white man is handsome, talking to the woman around him with a smile, throwing a joke from time to time to enliven the atmosphere, his clothes and hairstyle seem to be casual, but they have been carefully taken care of, which can well highlight his charm. He's an old hand at flirting.

And that woman looks very capable. Although she has a hot figure, her clothes are more practical, and she doesn't even have any accessories. She shouldn't be a flirtatious person, but she has been politely responding to the words of white people, probably because of something else. relation.

Although the black guy at the table alone hung his head down, his gaze was always unconsciously gliding across the direction of the woman. His face was tense and no expression could be seen, but the fried eggs on the plate were almost smashed into eggs by him. .

Obviously at this moment his mood is not calm, if his mood can be visualized, there should be a thick layer of dark clouds over his head at this moment, and there will be a muffled thunder from time to time.

The corners of Xiao Cheng's eyes twitched, what kind of plot was going on in the early morning?

Country A love triangle?

He was not in the mood to continue watching the gossip, and sat down with Su Heyan at a window seat, ready to have breakfast.

Xiao Cheng took the menu handed over by the waiter: "Can I have a piece of toast with grilled sausage and fried eggs? Another piece of iced milk, thank you."

The waiter was about to pass the menu to Su Heyan: "How about you, sir?"

"Same as him." Su Heyan directly copied Xiao Cheng's answer without even looking at the menu.

Xiao Cheng glanced at him, knowing that the dog partner's picky eating habit had flared up again.

Su Heyan replied calmly: "Don't worry, I don't have any expectations for British cuisine, as long as it doesn't burn, I can eat it reluctantly."

waiter:"……"

Sir, I haven't gone far yet...

"Hey, why is there no one in Huaxia? Why did you even release the lunatic?" A provocative voice suddenly sounded, which was very attractive in the quiet environment.

Xiao Cheng said in his heart, madman?There are three here, which one do you mean?

Looking up in the direction of the voice, it was the white man who had been courting the girl before.

The mixed-race girl temporarily left the table for some unknown reason, and he was the only one left at the table at the moment, the tenderness and humor when he was talking to the girl disappeared from his face, and his eyes locked on Su Heyan, as if there was a flame inside.

Oh, so the lunatic refers to Su Heyan.

Su Heyan also looked back, seeing this guy who came with no kindness, but he didn't speak, with a thoughtful look on his brows, Xiao Cheng was already very familiar with his expression, and instantly realized that this guy turned out to be someone who didn't remember who it was. look.

Xiao Cheng: "..."

Everyone has a posture of deep hatred against you, and you haven't remembered his name, and you don't know who to attack personally if you quarrel later.

Seeing that Su Heyan didn't answer, the man continued to speak: "Su Heyan, it's surprising that you can still leave the country now. Violent elements like you must be a headache for your Huaxia ministers, right? I heard that your Huaxia branch has created the most A solid storage room, why didn't he lock you up too?"

A malicious smile appeared on the handsome face: "How many people have you killed this year?"

"Are you the guy whose head was screwed off?" Xiao Cheng's voice was cold.

"Sorry, it's close, otherwise you might be quieter." When meeting the other party's eyes, Xiao Cheng slightly revised his statement.

He didn't like it when someone spoke to his partner in that tone, and the guy had managed to annoy him with a single sentence.

The white man turned to Xiao Cheng with sullen eyes, thought for a moment and said, "Are you the animal trainer?"

Xiao Cheng raised his eyebrows, what the hell is this?He hadn't done it before.

The white man raised his lips and explained: "The nickname they gave you is that you are a person who can tame Su Heyan, huh, animal trainer? Dog trainer is almost the same."

"I thought you would be a boxing champion with a golden belt, but you turned out to be a child, boy, are you an adult? Are you old enough to drink?" He rubbed his chin and looked at Xiao Cheng critically.

Xiao Cheng retorted: "Are you saying that you are old and still old, and you want to remind me to respect the old and love the young? There doesn't seem to be such a tradition in your culture, right? You don't have to force yourself to do as the Romans do, although there are a few Chinese here people, but they are not in Huaxia after all."

"Huaxia's population is really good." The white man took a deep breath, with a storm brewing in his eyes, "You yellow skin——"

At this time, Su Heyan finally remembered the identity of this person: "You are the person next to Nick? Um...what's his name, Jack? Mike?"

He lightly tapped his forehead with his finger, with a look of enlightenment: "Max, right?"

This sentence immediately attracted the firepower back, and Max glared at him: "It's because of you lunatic, Nick has been lying in bed for three months."

"Oh." Su Heyan's tone was flat, and he even had time to think about it. It's only been three months. It seems that he was too lenient at that time.

Max pointed at Su Heyan: "A guy like you who can go crazy at any time should be dealt with directly. Living is a threat to the whole world."

"Why are you still alive? Has your minister's brain been broken?"

The dark eyes are as sharp as knives, and they meet the emerald eyes of the person opposite, Su Heyan's smile also has a bit of evil taste: "I remember when Nick was pinched by me, you were also nearby, right, you run away It's so fast, does he know?"

Max choked on his words.

Xiao Cheng gave a thumbs up, and added insult to injury, "So it's plastic friendship."

Max felt guilty for a moment, but still said forcefully, "Su Heyan, I warn you, don't say things without evidence."

Su Heyan propped his chin with one hand: "Whether there is evidence is secondary. I remember that Nick's family is not bad. Your friend also got a lot of benefits from his family, right? His family knew about the abandonment of him." What will happen?"

"Let's think about it..." Su Heyan showed a thoughtful expression, "His mother seems to be a very neat lady."

Max: "..."

Shit, isn't it what you Chinese people say about exposing people and not exposing weaknesses?

Xiao Cheng waved his hand at Max: "Would you like to take revenge? You can single out the two of us."

Max: "..."

Two beat one and it's as if he took advantage, boy, why are you so thick-skinned at a young age?Could it be that he learned from that guy Su Heyan?Can't you learn something better? !

This guy also said shamelessly: "Don't worry, we value fairness very much, and we won't ask Xing Li and Sister Rou to beat you together."

Damn, this dog duo is fucking annoying!

You Chinese people are so amazing! ! !

I don't know which little genius released the task, and arranged the wrong people together.Xiao Cheng had a premonition that this mission must be full of excitement, in every sense of the word.

Max thumped the table heavily, ready to stand up and teach the kid a lesson.

The moment he got up, a piercing sound roared.

The silvery shadow flew across the air quickly, and attacked his face in an instant.

Max's reaction was quite quick. He leaned back and moved his fingertips slightly. The roses that had been quietly in the vase suddenly exploded, and the dense branches entwined into a net, overlapping layer after layer in front of him.

The incoming silver light broke through layers of branches and vines, and finally stopped at the last barrier.

Only then did everyone see clearly that it was a silver table knife, exactly the kind provided to guests in the hotel.And Max estimated the strength of the knife attack just right in a very short period of time, so that he could block the attack just right.

A few glances swept over Max, and everyone thought in their hearts that this guy has something.

Although Xiao Cheng + Su Heyan rubbed him on the ground in terms of mouth skills, and his character may be a little flawed, but Max is really not a weak ability user. The mission success rate in the file is very high, about ten times that of Su Heyan , this is the statistic that Su Heyan's success rate has increased after partnering with Xiao Cheng, otherwise he would not be so confident.

Max reached out and pulled out the table knife, and with a wave of his hand, the rose became more ferocious from the net shape. He turned his head to look at Xing Li who was quietly drinking coffee: "Mr. Xing, it is impolite to interrupt other people's communication suddenly."

Xiao Cheng's gaze followed his words to Xing Li's side. He hadn't seen Xing Li move before, and Xing Li's position was on Max's side, but the knife was launched from the front. attack.

How did you do it?Probably this is the ability of Xing Li.

Xing Li put down his coffee: "Sorry, it's just that you are a little noisy."

While Max was focusing on Xing Li, Xiao Cheng quietly asked Su Heyan: "What kind of ability is Xing Li?"

Su Heyan replied in a low voice: "Gravity."

Xiao Cheng's eyes flashed, no wonder the table knife can move forward in the posture of drifting on Newton's coffin board.

After one problem was solved, he asked another question: "What kind of enmity did you have with people back then?"

Su Heyan raised his eyebrows, as if he didn't want to speak.

Xiao Cheng moved closer: "Can't you say it?"

Su Heyan: "That's not true."

Now that he was able to get in, the smell on Xiao Cheng's body also became clear. He didn't use his shower gel last night, so he no longer had the familiar mint scent on his body, but the woody scent of the bath ball, which smelled slightly slidely different.

Su Heyan leaned closer to Xiao Cheng's ear, and his warm breath blew over his ears along with the words: "I had a mission to the United States before, and I happened to cooperate with them. That Nick is a man and woman, he came to my room at night, and took He asked me to drink with a bottle of Romanée-Conti, saying that I have long legs and buttocks."

Xiao Cheng: "!"

In this modern society where no one is short of sources of information, it is self-evident what this means.

Su Heyan: "It's a pity that he added something to the wine. It's a pity that the technique is not good. There is such a big needle hole in the cork that it is difficult to pretend not to see it."

Xiao Cheng: "!!!"

This dog thief actually misses the body of his dog partner!

He also used such indecent methods as drugging, and he deserved his neck twisted.

What about long legs and buttocks? He knows long legs. As for...

Subconsciously, Xiao Cheng turned his head and looked down at Su Heyan's waist. Unfortunately, Su Heyan was sitting, so he couldn't tell whether he was upturned or not.

Su Heyan laughed softly, and Xiao Cheng raised his head, just in time to meet his smiling black eyes: "Are you interested? If you want to see it, come to me anytime."

Xiao Cheng looked away: "..."

No, he doesn't want to.

Well, I still kind of want to...

On the other hand, the conflict between Xing Li and Max has progressed to the next step.

Max threw the knife at Xingli with his backhand: "Is this how you Chinese treat your collaborators?"

The white cold light flashed across the air, so fast that only an afterimage remained, directly hitting Xing Li's face.

Xing Li caught the flying knife, flexibly played with his fingertips twice, and then gently placed it on the table, making a slight collision sound.

He smiled and said: "We have always believed that people respect me a foot, and I respect others a foot, but Mr. Miller, you don't have a point for what you have done, do you?"

Max raised his eyebrows and showed an arrogant smile: "Let me greet my old friend, is there any question?"

Su Heyan leaned back on the chair leisurely and took a sip of his iced milk: "Be strict with others and be lenient with yourself. This is very American."

Old double standard.

Max narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Su Heyan—"

The author has something to say: "About whether my dog ​​partner has farts or not"

感谢在2021-05-2915:36:29~2021-05-3017:30:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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