I write novels in the East Palace

Zhou Chengyi was silent for a while, and decided not to ask the emperor why he lied to him suddenly. Anyway, as long as he pretended not to hear, he would still wear the vest.

Besides, Zhi Ge and the Fourth Young Master's vests have fallen off, isn't there still Chang'an Real Estate and Little Genius!These two are not written in Chang'an Bookstore, and the young genius writes news, and real estate writes popular novels. I really don't believe that the emperor is so busy with his daily affairs that he can put his mind on those things.

Thinking of this, Zhou Chengyi calmed down, and even looked at the emperor who was kept in the dark, with two points of happiness in his eyes.

Chang Xia put the food on the table. Zhou Chengyi didn't feel hungry at first, but he reluctantly moved his chopsticks thinking that not eating would hurt his stomach. As a result, he felt hungry as soon as the food took his mouth. The dish tastes different today."

Tastier than usual.

"I asked the imperial dining room to make it, of course it's different." The emperor frowned as he spoke, and moved back calmly, "You don't talk when you eat, you don't talk when you sleep, look at how you eat, it's getting more and more out of order."

Zhou Chengyi's mouth was full, and his cheeks moved. Hearing this, he got up and quickly picked up half a bowl of vegetables. Then he snorted silently and turned his head while holding the bowl, turning his back to the emperor.

Zhou Chengyi took a few mouthfuls with his head buried, raised his head and paused for a while, waited for the food in his mouth to swallow, and then buried his head in eating. Seeing that the food in the bowl was almost gone, he turned around and quickly picked up a few chopsticks and piled the food into the bowl, then turned around and repeated, above steps.

Emperor: "... eat well, don't act like a thief."

Holding the bowl in his hand, Zhou Chengyi still remembered the phrase "Don't eat or sleep, don't talk, don't talk, don't talk, don't talk, don't sleep, don't talk". He only used his facial expressions to express the meaning of "You told me to turn back, it's not what I want".

The emperor was angry and funny, and said, "It is said that my nephew looks like my uncle, and it is just as it should be."

This look of holding grudges is really carved out of the same mold as Zhong Liyue, the difference is that Zhong Liyue can't keep his mouth shut, it's not something that can be restrained by a simple sentence, "Don't eat, don't talk, don't sleep, don't talk". Don't stop until you're happy.

The righteous father and son Wang He and Chang Xia also covered the smile on their lips with their hands.

When Zhou Chengyi had almost eaten, the emperor opened his mouth to talk about the serious business, "Although Lu Shangshu is a bit greedy, he is also a good official in other aspects. His merits outweigh his demerits, and he has worked in the Ministry of Household Affairs for many years. He is always more reasonable than others. hand. If you don’t like him, you can wait until the matter is settled before liquidating.”

"When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when people observe it, there will be no disciples." The emperor's words were rare and gentle, restraining his imperial aura.

Zhou Chengyi rolled his chopsticks with his fingers, and muttered super loudly, "Being an official doesn't make decisions for the people, it's better to go home and sell sweet potatoes."

"Your words are quite interesting. Sweet potatoes are the Western crops with high yields that you wrote about in your book."

The emperor asked casually, and then continued, "If it is not profitable to be an official, how many people are willing to come to be an official. As it is written in your book, 'You want the donkey to pull the mill and don't give the donkey to eat grass' God How can there be such a good thing down there?"

It turned out that it happened to take the words in the article "Poor Scholar Farming" as an argument.

Zhou Chengyi retorted, "This is not the same. The donkey worked so hard and did nothing wrong. How can a corrupt official compare to it."

The emperor laughed: "Don't look down on Lu Shangshu. In the 25th year of Yongcheng's Longchuan earthquake, Lu Shangshu ran away with all his wealth to save people; I was almost killed by Ren Yazi in Lingnan..."

"His position as Minister of the Household Department is based on his achievements little by little. It is true that he is greedy for money, but he has also done things for the country and the people. He is not such a treacherous minister."

"Yi'er, everyone has selfish desires. Not everyone is like Fang Yun, Yu Zhongliyue, and the art of controlling people is to find out the advantages and choose the right or wrong." The emperor patiently said to him, "Things in this world are not black and white. Bai, do you understand?"

"My son understands, but Ke Erchen refuses to obey."

Zhou Chengyi said, "A merit is a merit, and a fault is a fault. How can the merit and demerit be offset! Can the person who died because of him be reincarnated into the person he saved? This is a paradox in itself."

"If you settle the matter like this, how many people can be left in this court? How many people can be left in this world?"

"I don't care about the affairs of the world, I just care about what I see." Zhou Chengyi said.

The emperor paused, and said in a different way, "Okay, let's just talk about the court. After the people are liquidated, what are you going to do next? Could it be like in "Glass and Jade Bone"?" Destroy the family, pacify the princes, disperse the powerful, and then divide the land and the people, and rule the whole country together'?"

Zhou Chengyi raised his eyebrows and asked knowingly, "Why not?"

"Why not, didn't you write it all down in "Glass and Jade Bone"?"

The emperor stated lightly: "The emperor system has been established for more than a thousand years since the first emperor, and it has already been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. If you want to overthrow it, how can you succeed with this little movement? Li Guo Zhao Guo."

"The chaos has to be thorough, and the chaos lasts long enough to drag the people of that family into the same precarious situation, smashing all the things that laid the foundation. Only then will the rebuilding of the new system be successful. dawn."

Speaking of this, he couldn't help laughing, tapped the book twice with his fingertips, and made a dull sound, "Yi'er, let alone whether you have the will or not, you can just guess, if it's really like that In this chaotic world, will the people of today and future generations praise you for your vision, or curse you for being incompetent?"

Zhou Chengyi knew it was the latter without even thinking about it.

In fact, he was even more surprised that he only revealed so much, and let the emperor directly dig out all the cores and eat them thoroughly.

Sure enough, the master of ZTE, who can turn the troubled times around, is not simply someone who can be fooled.

Looking at his only son-in-law, the emperor couldn't help sighing, "Yi'er, you understand everything, but why are you so stubborn? It's not wrong to conform to the times."

for what?Because he has seen that prosperous age.

Naturally, Zhou Chengyi couldn't say this, he just kept silent for a moment before speaking, "Father, there is nothing wrong with conforming to the times, and there is nothing wrong with not conforming to the times, this is just the principle of my son."

This is to completely tell the emperor that he is destined to miss the throne.

"You are really..." The emperor admired Zhou Chengyi's ideas and stubbornness, but regretted his ideas and stubbornness, and laughed at himself, "You are probably the first prince to resign in a thousand years, and future generations don't know how to arrange it." I."

The emperor resigned himself to his fate and began to think about his children, "Changkang can be a successful king but his body is weak; the fifth child is more than ruthless but has no capacity for others; the youngest seven and eighth are too young. The image of... I thought the most difficult thing would be the beginning of governing the country, but I didn't want to come to the end, and the position of the crown prince has become a hot potato!"

In other words, after opening a copy of the game on the difficulty of hell, and finally reaching the end line, it will be invalidated because no teammates can take over.

Zhou Chengyi couldn't help feeling sorry for his cheap father when he heard it, and comforted him, "You live a long life, and you will have another heir."

The emperor glared at him angrily, "I also think about it, how can I ask for it if my life is fixed."

"Then... isn't there another Luwu?" Zhou Chengyi thought of his only younger sister, and suddenly became excited, "Luwu will be seven years old after her birthday in June. She is quick and studious, has excellent strategies, good health, and a good personality." It doesn't look too bad."

The emperor frowned, "Lvwu is indeed good, but she is a woman, and this matter is not in line with the ancestral system."

Zhou Chengyi said directly: "The country is about to perish, so why care about the ancestral system?"

"..." The emperor couldn't find anything to refute for a while, but this did not prevent him from hearing another meaning in the words, and looked at Zhou Chengyi with feigned anger, "Nizi, I'm still alive!"

"You said it first, and it has nothing to do with my son." Zhou Chengyi hurriedly took two steps back to escape to a safe distance, and then asked, "Father, do you mean that you have given up on me by saying this? Then my crown prince's hat, When do you think it will be picked?"

The emperor was already seriously ill and tired of talking, so he laughed and cursed, "Let's bear it for now, it will be useful in the future."

Zhou Chengyi slowly asked a question.

The emperor said meaningfully, "It's not useless for you to stir up the court into a cloud of muddy water. If anyone dares to stretch out their hands indiscriminately in the future, I will rest and ask you to sit up and sit for a few days. Be honest."

Zhou Chengyi: "..."

He couldn't help giving a thumbs up, and by the way, he lit the wax for the courtiers in his heart.

Zhou Chengyi seriously suspected that the reason why the emperor came to the door so late was intentional, in order to teach the courtiers a lesson.

His method of investigating the case was very intense. Since the incident of Lu Shangshu broke out that day, he directly trapped all the courtiers in the Golden Luan Hall, lifted them out one by one, released those with no problems, and transferred those with problems to the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice for punishment.

The prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice was already overcrowded, and the chain armor soldiers all went to see the prison.

Moreover, all those involved in border relief supplies are only given one meal a day, so that they will not starve to death.

Although Zhou Chengyi had known for a long time that it was impossible for the emperor to let him take all those courtiers to the Meridian Gate and behead them, he was still a little dissatisfied when he thought that most of them would be released except for the household department.

After thinking about it, he decided to open a new article "Breaking the Country", which is a clever article about scheming. The protagonist, the new emperor, kills corrupt officials and kills corrupt officials to create a prosperous world.

From this point of view, he knew that it was an article with connotation, so he wrote it under the well-known pseudonym Zhi Ge, which made them mad.

However, before starting this article "Breaking the Country", Zhou Chengyi first spread out the paper and wrote another short article that he had wanted to write for a long time.

During Zhou Chengyi's period of supervising the country, in addition to the worrying thing about the epidemic, the cult activities among the people have intensified. Encourage folk sacrifices.

Fortunately, it was stopped.

Zhou Chengyi really wanted to write an article to persuade the world to break the feudal superstition, and now he finally has time to write.

The sharp handwriting left three words on the paper - "Tianshilu".

In fact, Zhou Chengyi prefers to call it "Guide to Anti-Fraud and Anti-Superstition".

The protagonist of "Tian Shi Lu" is a self-proclaimed celestial master, that is, a liar. He performs fortune-telling and exorcism for people. He seems to be very powerful, but in fact there is no real material.

What spells spontaneously ignite, let's find out about substances with low ignition points!When fortune-telling pinches, it's called casting a wide net and there are always a few hits!What is accurate in face, that is called survival bias!The masters don't have Buddha, Laozi and gods in their hearts, only money!

From the perspective of a celestial master, Zhou Chengyi exposed those pretentious tricks, and by the way directly uncovered the details of this industry.

You don't even need to think about it, you know you will be hit.

This is a short essay of only [-] characters. Zhou Chengyi spent a few days writing it, and then offered a new pen name, Zhu Ganglie, and secretly voted it to Zhao Jialou.

There are two reasons for why it is Zhaojialou: first, it publishes every seven days; second, it is a news newspaper, and compared with special magazines such as "Chang'an", it also has a certain popularity among the public.

Zhou Chengyi specifically stated that this manuscript does not require a manuscript fee, and only hopes that Zhaojialou can publish it.

A few days later, the new issue of "Chang'an Morning Post" was released. Sure enough, there was this "Tianshilu", and it directly released [-] words, and the editor-in-chief of Zhaojialou even used a large sum of money to cover the price of Chang'an restaurants. At the scene, Mr. Storyteller was asked to come on stage to talk about the "Tianshilu".

Zhou Chengyi was satisfied with such a big deal, but at the same time, he was a little surprised that this Zhao family building was really not afraid of offending people.

After he returned to the palace, he knew why from the newly delivered newspapers - the "Chang'an Chaobao" and the official newspaper were not only one family, but Prime Minister Fang was in charge of both!

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Zhou Chengyi: It doesn't matter that Zhi Ge and the fourth son lost their horses. I still have Chang'an Real Estate, an ordinary little genius, and now I have a pig Ganglie!If you don't write in Chang'an Bookstore, you will definitely not lose your horse.

Prime Minister Fang & Emperor: (*^_^*)

感谢在2021-06-0117:53:31~2021-06-0123:33:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!